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Harry Bawls
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Oct 2006
Posts: 1310
Location: Somewhere, nowhere, everywhere
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Mon Feb 11, 2008 3:32 am |
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Eliza_Doolittle wrote: |
Anyone know the recipe to remove hickies? Prof so and so just planted a big one on my neck.... |
If you find out how to Eliza, please tell Chibuike how to do it. I intend to give her one tonight while we are snuggled up next to the fire, while sipping the wine I drove 43 miles one way to get for her because she likes "that kind". Ain't love grand? I feel like a teenager again, all thanks to my beloved Chibuike. |
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lotta
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jun 2005
Posts: 13613
Location: 2 Speckled Cct Springfield Lakes QLD 4300
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Mon Feb 11, 2008 3:32 am |
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I'm all yours, Betelgeuse
Do please elaborate on what the fairies can do |
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Obi-Wan Knievel
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Joined: 10 Dec 2006
Posts: 1486
Location: Bald Knob, NF
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Mon Feb 11, 2008 3:58 am |
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It would appear that my Girly Girl has given her 6-stringed beauty to another, perhaps more deserving and definitely better-looking, guy. Picking up my gittar, along with the splintered shards of my heart, I compose a lonely serenade....
http://www.box.net/shared/nzup7fhsso
(Yes that's me, don't mind the lousy quality)
Lucky for me, I'll get over this rejection quickly because I'm shallow and incredibly self-centered! But ask yourself this PRS: Just how many guys will offer you a serenade? |
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Cachuma
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 May 2007
Posts: 2284
Location: Blowing bubbles at 130 fsw
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Mon Feb 11, 2008 4:18 am |
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eight (talking about Juan) wrote: |
He's all mouth and no trousers. |
Well, in the context of this thread -- that sounds good to me! Juan, what time do we check in at Simba?
Simba wrote: |
In the context of this thread...I am chuffed to bits... |
Um...is "chuffed" a Brit term? Not sure what it means, but in the context of this thread - does it involve mouths or trousers? Hey I might like it!
full auto wrote: |
Cachuma, lets get involved in a love scam this valentines day. |
Oh HO! Oh Juan darling - you have some competition. Come on Full Auto, show me what you got!
Harry Bawls wrote: |
@Chibuike,
Aren't you glad You chose early? |
Hey, let's not forget that I was your first choice, Harry,! So ya might not want to pile it on too thick...
Eliza_Doolittle wrote: |
And if I get dirt under my toenails from walking on the sandy beach with you, you will take the file and clean the dirt from under them.... |
That's so gross it's almost romantic!
Oh and one more thing - I don't wanna see ANY more violence in this thread. This is a thread about LOVE, folks!
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_________________ Alex Mandl4: The past week has been the worst in my entire life, I have lost weight, I don't sleep at night, I left my job abruptly, and do you think it has been easy for?
Master Nicholas Radf@rd: I must confess that i am higly obliged to be a cretin, it is a rare privilegde.
= Mr. Mandl4 & Mr. Brown, 1480 total miles: Johannesburg to Gaborone; Gaborone to Maun; Back to Gaborone; back to Johannesburg.
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Chibuike
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 07 Mar 2006
Posts: 693
Location: My corner of the world...
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Mon Feb 11, 2008 4:29 am |
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@ EX - Did I walk into the St. Valentine's Day massacre?
To my beloved Bawls. Oh my darling I am so glad you enjoyed the hamburger helper. My gourmet cooking skills show no bounds for you and the love I feel for you. And, the Mogen David wine you got at the convenience store complimented the cheese and mac helper (or was that Mad Dog 20 20?). How did you know I was cooking that? The after dinner maalox was a special touch but nothing like the back rub to ease the pain of the wine going through my lower intestines. Ain't love grand? Or, how did they say it in "Love Story".....love means never having to say you're sorry you ate my cooking.
I chose well..... |
_________________ "I didn't know Oscar was a pimp!" Chibuike
"simple....go fuck a tree trunk" Phillip Johnson
<--I got ponies! Wahhooo! |
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Mon Feb 11, 2008 4:52 am |
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@Cachuma: forget about full auto, my finger is hovering over the "ban" key right now....
I'll see you at Simba Camp at 6 on Thursday. I'll be wearing jackboots, you don't need anything..... |
_________________ "SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
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Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
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Eliza_Doolittle
"Warned for lad hugging"
Joined: 16 Mar 2006
Posts: 1979
Location: Contemplating a plan to steal Shiver's cat
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Mon Feb 11, 2008 4:57 am |
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Now I know why the prof's hands are always in his boxers in his avatar! you guys should feel what he can do with those things!!!
(I now turn from the computer and put my blindfold back on.....I'll be there in a second Prof.) |
_________________ Uch3nna - 222km Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin
M4rtins Uzo - Lagos to Abuja "l have spent money,time,took risk to travel all the way from lagos to abuja to meet you.(8 good hours on board)."
Ed - Port Harcourt to Kaduna
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Reaper
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 06 May 2007
Posts: 0
Location: Travelling in a fried-out combie. On a hippie trail, head full of zombie...
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Mon Feb 11, 2008 5:06 am |
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Special K you are mighty.
Someone get Ex some medical help. |
_________________ 110+
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Shola - 4.3k miles Lagos - Abidjan | Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos - Sokoto "i have not eaten anything except water"
Mr Floyd - Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos -N'Djamena --> Abeche, with RS (7 days in hell ) "we are dieing here"
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full auto
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Joined: 30 May 2007
Posts: 555
Location: Lost in a digital age/provided by tor.
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Mon Feb 11, 2008 5:42 am |
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Cachuma wrote: |
Um...is "chuffed" a Brit term? Not sure what it means, but in the context of this thread - does it involve mouths or trousers? Hey I might like it! |
If it's mouth you're interested in, let me refresh your memory beautiful:
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=906958&highlight=#906958
Don't listen to this Don Juan, he is just a smooth love scammer. I'm a cabana boy who lives on the beach, ready to serve you anything at your whim. Besides, he can't type like I can. |
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PRS Girly Girl
Will Post for Food
Joined: 06 Mar 2007
Posts: 1174
Location: Any place where cute shoes are on sale.
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Mon Feb 11, 2008 6:06 am |
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Obi, darling. I am so sorry for keeping you waiting for so long. I was extremely busy this weekend and late Sunday evening was the first opportunity to read all of the new forum posts. Please accept my apologies and I hope your heart is not too bruised.
Wow. Really, wow. A poem appealing to the guitar player in me followed by another poem. Finally, a rockin' song. How sweet. You have out-classed most, if not all, of the gentlemen up to this point and without any signs of violence or temper. So my answer is.......
maybe.
You know most women when shopping do not buy the first item they look at even if they love it. While they may come back later to get it, they have to shop around first to be sure. Well, I'm not done shopping.
A maybe is better than a no, right?
XOXOXO |
_________________ "A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are." Chauncey Mitchell Depew
"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." Robert A. Heinlein
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PRS Girly Girl
Will Post for Food
Joined: 06 Mar 2007
Posts: 1174
Location: Any place where cute shoes are on sale.
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Mon Feb 11, 2008 6:31 am |
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I know. You are not supposed to consecutively post, but I wanted Obi to have his own reply since he feels a bit neglected at the moment.
Ex wrote: |
Ok time to go down the list:
Lotta, PRS, Weasel, Cachuma, Eliza, Special K, Hekate, Corona, Ima, and any other veritable bachelorettes, will you please be my Valentine? |
It seems you have Corona tied up and chained to the wall in your basement so a reply is no longer necessary. Are you a commitment or decision making phobe?
Harry Bawls wrote: |
Please don't rub it in to Lotta, PRS Girly Girl, Ima, and the rest that were hoping to get a catch as fine as me. |
Chibuike wrote: |
back off girls....he's all mine! However, I will rent him out at $50.00 an hour for those who need him for a quickie. |
He's all yours. The rumor is a quickie is all there is with Harry. |
_________________ "A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are." Chauncey Mitchell Depew
"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." Robert A. Heinlein
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Cachuma
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 May 2007
Posts: 2284
Location: Blowing bubbles at 130 fsw
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Mon Feb 11, 2008 6:55 am |
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@full auto: WOW! Did you actually REMEMBER that comment I made back in...JUNE?? If so, that's pretty damn impressive.
Juan...he's drawing closer in your rear view mirror...perhaps some poetry is in order? |
_________________ Alex Mandl4: The past week has been the worst in my entire life, I have lost weight, I don't sleep at night, I left my job abruptly, and do you think it has been easy for?
Master Nicholas Radf@rd: I must confess that i am higly obliged to be a cretin, it is a rare privilegde.
= Mr. Mandl4 & Mr. Brown, 1480 total miles: Johannesburg to Gaborone; Gaborone to Maun; Back to Gaborone; back to Johannesburg.
x15 X1 X1
<---TS certified. |
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Obi-Wan Knievel
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Joined: 10 Dec 2006
Posts: 1486
Location: Bald Knob, NF
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Mon Feb 11, 2008 6:56 am |
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Maybe???? Well at my age, hell yes that'll do. She said maybe! She said maybe! That's not a no, and it's not yet a restraining order!!!!
I was thinking of using the patent-pending Jedi-Mind-Trick, but somehow that's beneath me. For the time being! |
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full auto
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Joined: 30 May 2007
Posts: 555
Location: Lost in a digital age/provided by tor.
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Mon Feb 11, 2008 8:19 am |
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@ Cachuma: This cabana boy has keen memory. How do margaritas and nice stroll on the beach sound? I'll definitely get the sand out of your toe nails afterwards in any manner you like.
@ Moderator Don Juan: Anticipating that reply. |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Mon Feb 11, 2008 8:22 am |
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Betelgeuse wrote: |
To my love Lotta,
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And if that is not enough, I am the ghost with the most, and I would be very happy to show you just what fairies can do |
Heartbreaker! |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Ex.
Nature's Asshole
Joined: 28 Dec 2007
Posts: 990
Location: Hell's Presidential Suite
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Mon Feb 11, 2008 11:25 am |
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Ah she's not chained up........involuntarily that is.
We worked things out. Have a good and speedy recovery rumbero and YeaWhatever. Just don't come back around here anymore...... |
_________________ YOU ARE JUST A CHILD WHOO SIT BEHIND HIS COMPUTER MASSTERBATI NG FO HISS FAMILLY - D3nnis M4rk, my lost Safari.
JACK B QUICK YOU ARE NATURES ASHOLE DO NOT EMAIL ME ANYMORE OK - R0ger Jon3s (Right you are mate)
i much prefer s3x in the 4ss - B4rrister 0luwa
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Reaper
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 06 May 2007
Posts: 0
Location: Travelling in a fried-out combie. On a hippie trail, head full of zombie...
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Mon Feb 11, 2008 11:29 am |
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Hey Special, you don't mind if I ask Bella as well?
I got you this Bella:
And for you Special:
Can someone put Ex away, so he can't hurt anyone including himself.. |
_________________ 110+
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Shola - 4.3k miles Lagos - Abidjan | Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos - Sokoto "i have not eaten anything except water"
Mr Floyd - Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos -N'Djamena --> Abeche, with RS (7 days in hell ) "we are dieing here"
Art Trophies: <a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=129502">Eva Bust</a> - <a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=135167">Reaper's Art Gallery</a>
- I am the King of Rome, and above grammar
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Simba
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Nov 2006
Posts: 4093
Location: Bila Shaka
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Mon Feb 11, 2008 11:38 am |
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Juan Freizwidatt wrote: |
I'll see you at 5imba Camp at 6 on Thursday...... |
Do me a favour and collect thefife enroute to the Camp.
I wouldn't want to rely on that poxy shuttle bus service...
I'll put plenty of champers on ice, and ensure that the best suites are free from safari mugus on Valentines day.
Thefife, these are for you....
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=Mr Danka-Dakar to Bangul-SSC Gambia
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Mon Feb 11, 2008 12:18 pm |
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Ex, You need to find another Valentine.
PRS reminded me that I was #8 on your list and then the violence started.
It was nice for a little while and you will find another. |
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Ex.
Nature's Asshole
Joined: 28 Dec 2007
Posts: 990
Location: Hell's Presidential Suite
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Mon Feb 11, 2008 12:21 pm |
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Oh no. I guess it will be just my friend and myself after all.... |
_________________ YOU ARE JUST A CHILD WHOO SIT BEHIND HIS COMPUTER MASSTERBATI NG FO HISS FAMILLY - D3nnis M4rk, my lost Safari.
JACK B QUICK YOU ARE NATURES ASHOLE DO NOT EMAIL ME ANYMORE OK - R0ger Jon3s (Right you are mate)
i much prefer s3x in the 4ss - B4rrister 0luwa
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Mon Feb 11, 2008 12:30 pm |
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packman
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Dec 2007
Posts: 1498
Location: In his own little world but it's ok, they know him there.
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Mon Feb 11, 2008 12:34 pm |
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Presenting Corona a beautiful bouque of Hairbrushes
would you be my Valentine? |
_________________ Pancratic Cancer is beyond suck.
Our Forum Mods. can beat up your Forum Mods
SB Eye Regime.
The receipt you send is totally invisible ok-Kelly
FUCK YOU SMALL BOI YOU ARE POOR IN HEAD AND SOUL
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Mon Feb 11, 2008 12:51 pm |
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Ex.
Nature's Asshole
Joined: 28 Dec 2007
Posts: 990
Location: Hell's Presidential Suite
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Mon Feb 11, 2008 12:59 pm |
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But someone could steal me away. |
Surely you don't mean that do you? I may take you seriously..... |
_________________ YOU ARE JUST A CHILD WHOO SIT BEHIND HIS COMPUTER MASSTERBATI NG FO HISS FAMILLY - D3nnis M4rk, my lost Safari.
JACK B QUICK YOU ARE NATURES ASHOLE DO NOT EMAIL ME ANYMORE OK - R0ger Jon3s (Right you are mate)
i much prefer s3x in the 4ss - B4rrister 0luwa
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packman
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Dec 2007
Posts: 1498
Location: In his own little world but it's ok, they know him there.
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Mon Feb 11, 2008 1:03 pm |
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BEEP BEEP BEEP backing up a semi load of corona for corona and a truck load of limes
*edit* aye spel gud |
_________________ Pancratic Cancer is beyond suck.
Our Forum Mods. can beat up your Forum Mods
SB Eye Regime.
The receipt you send is totally invisible ok-Kelly
FUCK YOU SMALL BOI YOU ARE POOR IN HEAD AND SOUL
AND GOD WILL PUNISH YOU FOR SCAMMING HOUNST MEN LIKE ME.. Segun Akintemi
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