The fifth annual Eater Valentine thread

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Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 3:32 am

Eliza_Doolittle wrote:

Anyone know the recipe to remove hickies? Prof so and so just planted a big one on my neck....

If you find out how to Eliza, please tell Chibuike how to do it. I intend to give her one tonight while we are snuggled up next to the fire, while sipping the wine I drove 43 miles one way to get for her because she likes "that kind". Ain't love grand? I feel like a teenager again, all thanks to my beloved Chibuike.

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 3:32 am

I'm all yours, Betelgeuse Very Happy

Do please elaborate on what the fairies can do Laughing

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 3:58 am

It would appear that my Girly Girl has given her 6-stringed beauty to another, perhaps more deserving and definitely better-looking, guy. Picking up my gittar, along with the splintered shards of my heart, I compose a lonely serenade....

http://www.box.net/shared/nzup7fhsso
(Yes that's me, don't mind the lousy quality)

Lucky for me, I'll get over this rejection quickly because I'm shallow and incredibly self-centered! But ask yourself this PRS: Just how many guys will offer you a serenade? Crying or Very sad

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 4:18 am

eight (talking about Juan) wrote:

He's all mouth and no trousers.

Well, in the context of this thread -- that sounds good to me! Juan, what time do we check in at Simba? Wink

Simba wrote:

In the context of this thread...I am chuffed to bits...

Um...is "chuffed" a Brit term? Not sure what it means, but in the context of this thread - does it involve mouths or trousers? Hey I might like it!

full auto wrote:

Cachuma, lets get involved in a love scam this valentines day. Wink

Oh HO! Oh Juan darling - you have some competition. Come on Full Auto, show me what you got!

Harry Bawls wrote:

@Chibuike,

Aren't you glad You chose early?

Hey, let's not forget that I was your first choice, Harry,! So ya might not want to pile it on too thick... Wink

Eliza_Doolittle wrote:

And if I get dirt under my toenails from walking on the sandy beach with you, you will take the file and clean the dirt from under them....

That's so gross it's almost romantic! puke

Oh and one more thing - I don't wanna see ANY more violence in this thread. This is a thread about LOVE, folks!

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 4:29 am

@ EX - Did I walk into the St. Valentine's Day massacre? Shocked

To my beloved Bawls. Oh my darling I am so glad you enjoyed the hamburger helper. My gourmet cooking skills show no bounds for you and the love I feel for you. And, the Mogen David wine you got at the convenience store complimented the cheese and mac helper (or was that Mad Dog 20 20?). How did you know I was cooking that? The after dinner maalox was a special touch but nothing like the back rub to ease the pain of the wine going through my lower intestines. Ain't love grand? Or, how did they say it in "Love Story".....love means never having to say you're sorry you ate my cooking. Wink

I chose well..... banghead

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 4:52 am

@Cachuma: forget about full auto, my finger is hovering over the "ban" key right now....

I'll see you at Simba Camp at 6 on Thursday. I'll be wearing jackboots, you don't need anything.....

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 4:57 am

Now I know why the prof's hands are always in his boxers in his avatar! you guys should feel what he can do with those things!!!

(I now turn from the computer and put my blindfold back on.....I'll be there in a second Prof.)

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 5:06 am

Special K you are mighty. Very Happy

Someone get Ex some medical help.

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 5:42 am

Cachuma wrote:

Um...is "chuffed" a Brit term? Not sure what it means, but in the context of this thread - does it involve mouths or trousers? Hey I might like it!

If it's mouth you're interested in, let me refresh your memory beautiful:

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=906958&highlight=#906958

Don't listen to this Don Juan, he is just a smooth love scammer. I'm a cabana boy who lives on the beach, ready to serve you anything at your whim. Besides, he can't type like I can. Laughing

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 6:06 am

Obi, darling. I am so sorry for keeping you waiting for so long. I was extremely busy this weekend and late Sunday evening was the first opportunity to read all of the new forum posts. Please accept my apologies and I hope your heart is not too bruised. Embarassed

Wow. Really, wow. A poem appealing to the guitar player in me followed by another poem. Finally, a rockin' song. How sweet. You have out-classed most, if not all, of the gentlemen up to this point and without any signs of violence or temper. So my answer is.......

maybe.

You know most women when shopping do not buy the first item they look at even if they love it. While they may come back later to get it, they have to shop around first to be sure. Well, I'm not done shopping.

A maybe is better than a no, right?

XOXOXO

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 6:31 am

I know. You are not supposed to consecutively post, but I wanted Obi to have his own reply since he feels a bit neglected at the moment.

Ex wrote:

Ok time to go down the list:
Lotta, PRS, Weasel, Cachuma, Eliza, Special K, Hekate, Corona, Ima, and any other veritable bachelorettes, will you please be my Valentine?

It seems you have Corona tied up and chained to the wall in your basement so a reply is no longer necessary. Are you a commitment or decision making phobe?

Harry Bawls wrote:

Please don't rub it in to Lotta, PRS Girly Girl, Ima, and the rest that were hoping to get a catch as fine as me.

Chibuike wrote:

back off girls....he's all mine! However, I will rent him out at $50.00 an hour for those who need him for a quickie.

He's all yours. The rumor is a quickie is all there is with Harry. Wink

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 6:55 am

@full auto: :yikes:

WOW! Did you actually REMEMBER that comment I made back in...JUNE?? If so, that's pretty damn impressive.

Juan...he's drawing closer in your rear view mirror...perhaps some poetry is in order?

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 6:56 am

Maybe???? Well at my age, hell yes that'll do. She said maybe! She said maybe! That's not a no, and it's not yet a restraining order!!!!

jump_4_joy

I was thinking of using the patent-pending Jedi-Mind-Trick, but somehow that's beneath me. For the time being!

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 8:19 am

@ Cachuma: This cabana boy has keen memory. Laughing

How do margaritas and nice stroll on the beach sound? I'll definitely get the sand out of your toe nails afterwards in any manner you like. Very Happy

@ Moderator Don Juan: Anticipating that reply. Laughing

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 8:22 am

Betelgeuse wrote:

To my love Lotta,

AND

And if that is not enough, I am the ghost with the most, and I would be very happy to show you just what fairies can do Wink

Heartbreaker! Confused

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 11:25 am

Ah she's not chained up........involuntarily that is. Wink

We worked things out. Have a good and speedy recovery rumbero and YeaWhatever. Just don't come back around here anymore......

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 11:29 am

Hey Special, you don't mind if I ask Bella as well? Smile

I got you this Bella:

And for you Special:

Can someone put Ex away, so he can't hurt anyone including himself..

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 11:38 am

Juan Freizwidatt wrote:

I'll see you at 5imba Camp at 6 on Thursday......

Do me a favour and collect thefife enroute to the Camp.
I wouldn't want to rely on that poxy shuttle bus service... Rolling Eyes

I'll put plenty of champers on ice, and ensure that the best suites are free from safari mugus on Valentines day.

Thefife, these are for you.... Wink