The fifth annual Eater Valentine thread

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Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 11:32 pm

Hey ladies, my avatar has big guns:

http://www.ece.utk.edu/~klynn/chuck-norris.jpg

@ Cachuma:

Amongst all that scam mail
It feels so divine
When someone cares enough
To write a funky valentine.

There's no other way to say it,
Nothing left for me to do...
Except hope you find it fit
To bait a lonely love lad this V-day.

Cachuma, lets get involved in a love scam this valentines day. Wink

Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 11:35 pm

Alright Corona, you need to "think" about it? Huh? How about this? Since you were naughty enough to show us your bush, I will show you my wood? How is that for wood? Have you ever seen wood like mine before? I'll bet not. My wood is hard and ready to be polished. Mine is nearly 12 inches in diameter. I'll bet that KD's isn't even one inch.

Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 11:38 pm

Quote:

Hey ladies, my avatar has big guns:

http://www.ece.utk.edu/~klynn/chuck-norris.jpg

^^ HA! Those are tiny guns.

Bombardier better not see your post, he has a really big gun. An AS90 to be exact. 9mm it is not. 155mm if you will.

Macho gun envy aside, good luck with your "target"! Shoot to kill! Laughing

Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 11:42 pm

Hey, full auto, better watch it! Cachuma is my Valentine. Don't make me banninate you! Very Happy

(Aren't new mods just the worst? I don't know whether it's the power or the Pimm's, but something is making my head swell.)

Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 11:44 pm

@YW

Quote:

Mine is nearly 12 inches in diameter

And it looks like it's only 2" in the other direction

That's taken care of YW, now for Ex

Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 11:46 pm

@ Mugatu: huh??? Are you talking about those Uzi's? Those are just side arms for Chuck. When Chuck Norris spits out watermelon seeds, he puts a machine gun to shame anyway.

edit:

@ the New Mod: See siggy buddy. Laughing

@ Eight: Thanks, the money has been sent over by western Union as you requested. Very Happy

Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 11:46 pm

2" in the other direction? No idiot. It's strong enough that it can go into that wall several feet.

Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 11:47 pm

Just in case anyone is even slightly intimidated by Juan's swollen head Shocked

let me assure you that he can't reach the ban button. He's all mouth and no trousers. Laughing

Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 11:56 pm

eight wrote:

He's all mouth and no trousers.

In the context of this thread, that might easily be misconstrued. Laughing

Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 11:57 pm

And your reference to your swollen head could not? Rolling Eyes

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 12:02 am

Corona, if you let these infidels come and destroy what we have built, you are no longer the girl I fell for at the Waffle House back in Alabama. Remember, we have an e-child and I e-love you very much so and we should do whats best for the child. But if you decide that don't love me and you have just strung me along like the others, then our child has no father and YOU have no fiance.

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 12:13 am

Juan Freizwidatt wrote:

In the context of this thread...

In the context of this thread...I am chuffed to bits that I have a special someone...

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 12:16 am

I am very torn, one has words, one has goods, one has bod and the other doesn't give a poot. Confused

Edit: KD, Are you in this too???? Confused

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 12:24 am

Corona:

You know I am the only same person here:

This is for you

be mine

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 12:26 am

this is mutiny! Can't you all leave us alone!? I don't want to lose her, because I can't control myself if I do.....

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 12:41 am

Now, I have a dancer! Cool

What's a woman to do????

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 12:45 am

@Chibuike,

Aren't you glad You chose early? You ended up with the cream of the crop. I really enjoyed dinner tonight. You are an amazing cook. I hope the back rub I gave you after dinner was satisfactory. I am the luckiest guy on Eater.
Cool

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 12:52 am

@ Simba

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 12:53 am

^^ Post #666? I wouldn't believe a damn word of it.

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 12:54 am

Ex
I am here now and the game is over.

there is only one way out

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 1:01 am

So be it.

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 1:15 am

Looks like I have become the victor. Let this be a lesson to those who cross me. Evil or Very Mad

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 1:27 am

^^

@ Corona, you know you can get restraining orders any time of day. Unless you're into the violent type who will kill for you because they can't keep you any other way.

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 1:45 am

ex

I used those blades for toothpicks.

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 1:54 am

Says you as you type from the hospital. Feel lucky I even let you live. Btw, I have decided to deal with another nuisance............

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