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Eliza_Doolittle
"Warned for lad hugging"
Joined: 16 Mar 2006
Posts: 1979
Location: Contemplating a plan to steal Shiver's cat
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Sun Feb 10, 2008 1:33 am |
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Well, Prof So and So.......I'll have to think about it. I mean - you sit around scratching your balls - dressing as a clown.....
You've pulled the hair out of hte back of my head and put a picture of another woman there so you can see her while having sex.
I just don't know if we are really meant for each other. I need to know where you see us in the future??? |
_________________ Uch3nna - 222km Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin
M4rtins Uzo - Lagos to Abuja "l have spent money,time,took risk to travel all the way from lagos to abuja to meet you.(8 good hours on board)."
Ed - Port Harcourt to Kaduna
vLad's ebay auction states "Wonderful seller! Thinks "out of the box" to get item to you."
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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/MrsRobinson419"> Click to see the videos Ed sent me.</a><br>
<A href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/index.html"> Eliza's lad quotes, photos, and audio files</a>
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*this sig icon has been censored* <br><a href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/809104_ML.pdf" > click here</a> for a Bank Account Transfer Form.
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Sun Feb 10, 2008 2:07 am |
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Well. It appears that not ONLY did I get Snerd as a Valentine, but I have been permanently branded with his name. I am no longer custom-tagless. I have a feeling my dear sners is the one who really wanted me to have this tag, since HE is sporting a new tag as well. |
_________________ 348 Fake Sites killed
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dr stephen williams
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 16749
Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Sun Feb 10, 2008 2:24 am |
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^^^Oooh! Off to go see! |
_________________ x10 Acra-Ctnu Tgo-Pnjari Lgos-Ctnu Lgos-Ynde Lgos-Mndmba Lgs-Prku PrtHrcrt-Abche Lgos-Nttngu Bmko-Ctnu (wDQ) Frnce-Dbln (wPadme)
x2 x7 x7 x6 Team Turd Lgs-Dla Bnn-Lbra Acra-Dkar Dkr-Bnjul- Dkr-Tmbktu-Abche-Adre-N'djmna Lgos-Cairo-Aswn-Jail Ctnu-Lgos Ctnu-acra Lgos-Jbrg-Drbn-Prt-Elzbth-CT-Sprngbk-CT-Drbn-CT-Hrre-Lska-DsSlm-Mmbsa-Nirbi-Kmpla 28,510 Miles
x2 x6 x4 Team Woody Acra-Sngpre Acra-Dkr-Rsso-Bmko Acra-Ctnu
Lgos-Dkr-Rsso (wKLG)
x22 SS x3 x303 :
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Professor So And So
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Dec 2007
Posts: 1337
Location: Hash Conditions
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Sun Feb 10, 2008 2:46 am |
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Eliza -
I can see how you might have some doubts as to my love, but baby you know where I see us going. It's the same today as it was the first day I saw you. I know that taping pictures to your head might not have SEEMED like the most romantic thing to do, but trust me, in the end it brought us closer. I know how much you care about security on all levels, be it financial, emotional, or personal safety. In order to prove my love to you, since you feel unsure simply hearing it from me, I'm sure you'll have good enough judgement to trust this:
http://media.putfile.com/FBI-Endorsement
And yes, this is the REAL FBI. He told me so in e-mail.
Edit: Also, I'm not sure if you noticed, but I'm using my hand for something much more important than scratching my nuts these days. |
_________________ - Ibrahim - Lagos - Parakou - "Find out if there is any western union money transfer from the 5imba camp"
- Mr. Green - Germany - Amsterdam, Holland - "I'll be in a brown check suit and trousers and a brown shoe."
- Mr. Mark - Accra - Tamale - "I thank you so much for the pain,time,money and life that you caused."
- Mr. Neill - London, England - Glasgow, Scotland - "Yu are really causing confusions between us all."
- William - Accra, Ghana - Maiduguri, Nigeria
- Miracle - Benin - N'Djamena, Chad - "Too much mosquitoes"
- Godspower - Ghana - N'Djamena, Chad
- Adamu - Lagos, Nigeria - Abeche, Chad (100 days in hell) - - "SAVE ME"
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Ari
Elite Baiter
Joined: 17 Sep 2004
Posts: 1269
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Sun Feb 10, 2008 2:52 am |
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Ok time to go down the list:
Lotta, PRS, Weasel, Cachuma, Eliza, Special K, Hekate, Corona, Ima, and any other veritable bachelorettes, will you please be my Valentine?
*awaits acceptance responses* |
Hmmph, I'm one of a crowd? |
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Ex.
Nature's Asshole
Joined: 28 Dec 2007
Posts: 990
Location: Hell's Presidential Suite
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Sun Feb 10, 2008 2:53 am |
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Well uh, you see, before Corona began carrying my baby after that wonderful night in Milan, I loved you all equally. |
_________________ YOU ARE JUST A CHILD WHOO SIT BEHIND HIS COMPUTER MASSTERBATI NG FO HISS FAMILLY - D3nnis M4rk, my lost Safari.
JACK B QUICK YOU ARE NATURES ASHOLE DO NOT EMAIL ME ANYMORE OK - R0ger Jon3s (Right you are mate)
i much prefer s3x in the 4ss - B4rrister 0luwa
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Ari
Elite Baiter
Joined: 17 Sep 2004
Posts: 1269
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Sun Feb 10, 2008 2:56 am |
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Looks like you prefer Corona then...
/me starts to look elsewhere |
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Reaper
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 06 May 2007
Posts: 0
Location: Travelling in a fried-out combie. On a hippie trail, head full of zombie...
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Sun Feb 10, 2008 3:24 am |
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My Mentor Special
Special K, a Kellogg�s cereal.
Special K, a hallucinogenic drug used by teens; that can be found in animal hospitals
Special K, a phoenix radio star.
Special K, an alcoholic drink, known about Northern Ireland.
Special K, a feeling of love much like horse tranquilizers.
But most of all Special K, a disciplinary orientated mentor who has helped me over my time at eater, and who I wish to be my valentine.
A poem doesn't need to rhyme! |
_________________ 110+
x15 x18 50+
Shola - 4.3k miles Lagos - Abidjan | Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos - Sokoto "i have not eaten anything except water"
Mr Floyd - Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos -N'Djamena --> Abeche, with RS (7 days in hell ) "we are dieing here"
Art Trophies: <a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=129502">Eva Bust</a> - <a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=135167">Reaper's Art Gallery</a>
- I am the King of Rome, and above grammar
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Cachuma
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 May 2007
Posts: 2284
Location: Blowing bubbles at 130 fsw
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Sun Feb 10, 2008 5:16 am |
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Tsnerd wrote: |
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The hell with Snerd |
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Don't worry, Snerd baby, you'll always be my first love. Well...second, if you count Hunter in the 11th grade...well actually third if you count Paulie Lucas...and then there was the entire Varsity football starting line-up in 12th grade...and then there was that guy I met at CBGB's in the 80's (never did get his name...) Well whatever -- you get the picture. I still love ya.
Juan Freizwidatt wrote: |
I've got a brand-new pair of jackboots and a jangling keychain, I'm just dying to test out my super powers... But you're safe now, as long as you don't fail to catch the shuttle in Parakou. |
Let's just hope the damn shuttle van shows UP in Parakou! It doesn't have the greatest reputation for reliability, or so I've heard. I must say I hope it does show up -- the whole jackboot thing is getting me kinda hot! |
_________________ Alex Mandl4: The past week has been the worst in my entire life, I have lost weight, I don't sleep at night, I left my job abruptly, and do you think it has been easy for?
Master Nicholas Radf@rd: I must confess that i am higly obliged to be a cretin, it is a rare privilegde.
= Mr. Mandl4 & Mr. Brown, 1480 total miles: Johannesburg to Gaborone; Gaborone to Maun; Back to Gaborone; back to Johannesburg.
x15 X1 X1
<---TS certified. |
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Sun Feb 10, 2008 5:23 am |
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Yeah, I daresay these boots are pretty sexy.... wanna see my whip? |
_________________ "SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
x4: Shorty
x 16:
US lad w/Capone: ( )
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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Cachuma
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 May 2007
Posts: 2284
Location: Blowing bubbles at 130 fsw
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Sun Feb 10, 2008 5:27 am |
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Juan, all I ask is...PLEASE leave the red tights home. It's just not a good look for you. |
_________________ Alex Mandl4: The past week has been the worst in my entire life, I have lost weight, I don't sleep at night, I left my job abruptly, and do you think it has been easy for?
Master Nicholas Radf@rd: I must confess that i am higly obliged to be a cretin, it is a rare privilegde.
= Mr. Mandl4 & Mr. Brown, 1480 total miles: Johannesburg to Gaborone; Gaborone to Maun; Back to Gaborone; back to Johannesburg.
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<---TS certified. |
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Sun Feb 10, 2008 5:57 am |
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You don't like my French fry costume??? |
_________________ "SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
x4: Shorty
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US lad w/Capone: ( )
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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Fatter Siam
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Jun 2007
Posts: 3984
Location: IN THE ABBYSS OF AN ACHIPELAGO
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Sun Feb 10, 2008 6:05 am |
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...I went to the dance with Paulie Lucas, who may not have been the hottest boy in the 11th grade, but he did have a '71 GTO judge with a 455 engine and a Turbo Hydra-Matic transmission...As for Paulie, he ultimately end up as a commodities trader on Wall Street making millions. |
An Ode to Paulie Lucas
A Turbo Hydra-Matic Transmission
with a Commodity trader's commission
To that Paulie named Lucas
Here's the good Father's tukas
and many a nocturnal emission
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Accra>Abidjan
Accra>Dakar
Accra>Lome
Cotonou>Abidjan
Cotonou>Accra
Cotonou>Lome
Lagos>Lome UHMMMMM OH MY GOD DADDY PLEASE SAVE MY LIFE HERE IN LOME i did not eat, take my bath nor brush my tooth
#1 Lagos>Cotonou> SH Parakou, #2 Lagos>SH Abuja HE REALLY SUFFERED AS I COULDN'T RECOGNIZE HIM AGAIN
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Cachuma
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 May 2007
Posts: 2284
Location: Blowing bubbles at 130 fsw
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Sun Feb 10, 2008 8:18 am |
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Fatter Siam wrote: |
An Ode to Paulie Lucas
A Turbo Hydra-Matic Transmission
with a Commodity trader's commission
To that Paulie named Lucas
Here's the good Father's tukas
and many a nocturnal emission
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AWESOME! I love it! You are a poet extraordinaire!
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_________________ Alex Mandl4: The past week has been the worst in my entire life, I have lost weight, I don't sleep at night, I left my job abruptly, and do you think it has been easy for?
Master Nicholas Radf@rd: I must confess that i am higly obliged to be a cretin, it is a rare privilegde.
= Mr. Mandl4 & Mr. Brown, 1480 total miles: Johannesburg to Gaborone; Gaborone to Maun; Back to Gaborone; back to Johannesburg.
x15 X1 X1
<---TS certified. |
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Sun Feb 10, 2008 8:23 am |
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Thank you, Cachuma, for your kind words and attempts to alleviate my guilt.
Does this mean I can put my suspension on hold? I'm not sure that the others would unsuspend me. |
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Fakers: many, many, lots; an SSL and a couple of Resellers.
x 6
AH, AH, AH! Two little ! |
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Obi-Wan Knievel
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 10 Dec 2006
Posts: 1486
Location: Bald Knob, NF
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Sun Feb 10, 2008 10:33 am |
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It would seem that the Girly Girl is giving me the cold shoulder. Perhaps she has chosen someone else. Either that or she hasn't signed back in yet, but no matter. Time to turn it on a bit! An ode to PRS:
That moment when I asked you
Seems frozen here in space
It seems a hundred years has passed
Since I've last seen your face
The miles may separate us with
Great plains, and mountains tall
But just say yes, sweet PRS
And into your arms I'll fall
I've never even heard your voice
And only seen your eyes
But just to be yours for a day
Is where my yearning lies
So take my hand, take my offer
Claim this heart of mine
Just give in to the dark side
And be my Valentine! |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Sun Feb 10, 2008 10:50 am |
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(Avatar to Avatar)
Betelgeuse, in another time and place, we are famed as those who spurned the conventions; as Elf and Human we sought out adventure, romance and high passion. Let us recreate those legends and rewrite those romancers' tales! Be my Valentine!
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_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Harry Bawls
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Oct 2006
Posts: 1310
Location: Somewhere, nowhere, everywhere
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Sun Feb 10, 2008 11:48 am |
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Chibuike,
I guess it's time to let you and the world know about the secret crush I have on you. Do you remember the other night when you heard something at your bedroom window? Yes, that was me. I have been following you around lurking in the shadows. I dream about you every night. My co-workers think I have lost my mind. My entire office is plastered with prints of your avatar. When the guys ask me to go out for a beer, I say "no, I need to stay logged on to Eater to see if my sweetheart is going to post". I hope this does not come as a shock to you, and you don't think I am too creepy for you, (even though I am). The other women of Eater pale in your comparison.
Please consider having me as your valentine, so I won't look so much like a stalker. I will stay on here until I see my answer. Even if it takes weeks. I simply cannot live without you.
If you decide to say no, can I get your mothers phone number? |
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Chibuike
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 07 Mar 2006
Posts: 693
Location: My corner of the world...
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Sun Feb 10, 2008 3:08 pm |
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^^^So you were the one at my window! Here I thought it was the neighborhood peeping Tom. Well there goes that fantasy.
Okay, Harry Bawls if you can fit this description you are mine.....all mine!
A man secure in who he is, where he is at in life and wants to share it with someone special. His humor makes all around him laugh as well as tickles himself when he does something stupid when no one is watching. He cares for others around him and is embarassed if someone points out his good deeds. Inside he misses me before he has ever met me. And if you don't fit this description I will gladly give you my sister's phone number.......but don't eat anything she cooks......just a tiny warning. |
_________________ "I didn't know Oscar was a pimp!" Chibuike
"simple....go fuck a tree trunk" Phillip Johnson
<--I got ponies! Wahhooo! |
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Harry Bawls
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Oct 2006
Posts: 1310
Location: Somewhere, nowhere, everywhere
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Sun Feb 10, 2008 3:17 pm |
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Chibuike wrote: |
A man secure in who he is, where he is at in life and wants to share it with someone special. His humor makes all around him laugh as well as tickles himself when he does something stupid when no one is watching. He cares for others around him and is embarassed if someone points out his good deeds. Inside he misses me before he has ever met me. |
I am slightly embarrassed that you know me so well . How did you find out about all my qualities? We are closer than even I had hoped for!
I am positive I fit the bill. Please don't rub it in to Lotta, PRS Girly Girl, Ima, and the rest that were hoping to get a catch as fine as me.
I am so excited that you are choosing me (fingers crossed)! Please don't keep me waiting any longer.........
So THIS is what true love feels like |
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packman
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Dec 2007
Posts: 1498
Location: In his own little world but it's ok, they know him there.
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Sun Feb 10, 2008 5:53 pm |
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nobody wants to be my valentine... (sob) i just going to go to my hallwaybroom closet office and cry... with my pony of course.
TS should just change my thingy under my name to "no valentine loser" (sniff sniff) |
_________________ Pancratic Cancer is beyond suck.
Our Forum Mods. can beat up your Forum Mods
SB Eye Regime.
The receipt you send is totally invisible ok-Kelly
FUCK YOU SMALL BOI YOU ARE POOR IN HEAD AND SOUL
AND GOD WILL PUNISH YOU FOR SCAMMING HOUNST MEN LIKE ME.. Segun Akintemi
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Eight
Retired Moderator
Joined: 11 Sep 2004
Posts: 8710
Location: UK
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Sun Feb 10, 2008 6:13 pm |
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My heart is broken. One minute I have a Valentine with a nice line in poetry, and the next I have a ratbag who has offered himself to 4 others then completely cried off. And all in under 36 hours. |
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Ari
Elite Baiter
Joined: 17 Sep 2004
Posts: 1269
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Posted:
Sun Feb 10, 2008 6:15 pm |
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You need to ask people, packman...the gals are in short supply on the 'eater, so we're the coveted ones.
Awww, Reaper! You're great with poetry! |
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Sun Feb 10, 2008 6:20 pm |
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Lovely Eight- I would ask you but 1) I'm already taken and 2) last year R8 threatened to cause physical harm to anyone who approached you....I think. At least that was the general impression, anyway. |
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Fakers: many, many, lots; an SSL and a couple of Resellers.
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Obi-Wan Knievel
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 10 Dec 2006
Posts: 1486
Location: Bald Knob, NF
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Sun Feb 10, 2008 6:22 pm |
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Geez Eight, I'd offer myself but I'm in a bit of a bind here. I've already given my heart to PRS, and Lotta pretty much owns the rest of me. I'm swamped!
Besides, quitcherbetchin! At least you've had some action on this thread... my intended valentine has either gone into hiding or is out getting another restraining order on me. |
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