The fifth annual Eater Valentine thread

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Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

This is the first year I've ever been asked....do I say yes now, or am I supposed to play coy and wait a page or so?

Ima's location wrote:

Avoiding a custom tag

Probably not anymore. Laughing

Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 4:11 am

You can only ask 1 person to be your valentine? Really??? Confused

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

@TS: You're supposed to say yes now. Wink

(please)

If that ends up as my custom tag. . . please make sure it says #1 groupie, so I don't get mixed in with all the rest. Laughing

Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 4:33 am

Tis to shy to ask a man to be her Valentine.... Wink

Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 4:37 am

^^ Then ask one of the girls!

Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 4:51 am

thefife wrote:

You can only ask 1 person to be your valentine? Really??? Confused

You can ask as many as you want.. there really are no hard and fast rules.

@Snerd, I'd wait to see the other more creative pleas if I were you. Wink

Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 5:01 am

lotta wrote:

Some poetry and roses would help

Lads, we're saved. Get your romantic poetry here. All classics.

http://nathoni.us/archives/000446.html

Includes such romantic lines as

Quote:

You have taken my heart.
Give it back!

and

Quote:

Believe in me,
Even though I don't believe in myself,
Because I'm not actually sure if I exist

(Ladies just love existentialism and low self-worth)

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

lotta wrote:

@Snerd, I'd wait to see the other more creative pleas if I were you. Wink

Damn you, Devil woman!!! Laughing

Fine.

Roses are Red,
Tsnerd's a mod
so reading my posts
is only his job

But I hope my nice words
will cause him to say
Ima's the one who's my sweetheart today.

Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 5:12 am

Here I am Cachuma, coming to your rescue! You knew I would eventually appear, just as you dreamed, didn't you? Let us run away together for a glorious holiday at 5imba 5afari Camps. I'll bring you a gorgeous onyx-handled hairbrush, with genuine bristles and silver inlay. Just say the word, be my Valentine! jump_4_joy

Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 5:17 am

Well, we all witnessed it, a movie. Here's the pitch: two crazy kids, caught in a world of subterfuge and aliases, where deception is taken for granted, and things are not what they seem, through sheer accident, stuck on a 5afari at 5imbas place, find one another, and, like smouldering embers, burst into a hot flame! Starring Bradd Pitt and Angeline Jolie....

Or something like that.

Throw in a car chase, couple explosions, we got ourselves a movie....

Cachuma, I hope for Juans sake that he is the one you refer to....

And, Juan, I think you should leave the hairbrush when you go....

Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 5:40 am

lotta wrote:

You can ask as many as you want.. there really are no hard and fast rules.

Oh good! I was afraid I was going to have to choose wisely. Whew! Laughing

@ rumbero Will you be my valentine? Pretty Rose

@ YW Will you be my valentine? Pretty Rose

@ jojo Will you be my valentine? Pretty Rose

@ Rover Will you be my valentine? Pretty Rose

@ bombardier Will you be my valentine? Pretty Rose

@ JMRazor Will you be my valentine? Pretty Rose

@ Yakuza Will you be my valentine? Pretty Rose

@ red Will you be my valentine? Pretty Rose

@ Simba Will you be my valentine? Pretty Rose

@ TSnerd Will you be my fluffy bunny valentine? Pretty Rose

@ lotta Will you be my valentine? Pretty Rose

@ Don the sweetest moderator Will you be my valentine? Pretty Rose

Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 5:46 am

^^^thefife, you forgot to ask me. You will be banned shortly!

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

Should I say yes to Ima now, or wait until the next page in the hopes that she writes me more poems?

Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 6:04 am

How dare you Ima. I wanted to ask TS Evil or Very Mad

Oh well. Persie, when you get back, will you be my valentine? Very Happy

I got you a present. Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

Reaper: KEEEEEEP OOOOFFFFF I DEY LAND HERE OOOOOOCATBINGO

TS:
You're so handsome, smart and funny.
Please say yes, you'll be my honey?
Very Happy

Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 6:23 am

@ crashoot Forgive me for the oversight. Embarassed

I was saving the best for last? Laughing

Will you be my deranged crackhead chihuahua valentine please? Pretty Rose

Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 6:42 am

I think I should hurry before Ook joins the party...

BC will you be my Valentine Honey?

Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 6:54 am

@theFife

I didn't see my name in there. Question

But that's okay, my heart belongs to Cachuma.

Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 7:01 am

Juan Freizwidatt wrote:

But that's okay, my heart belongs to Cachuma.

Fine, be that way. Your loss.

Laughing

Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 8:21 am

Oh dear. I'm having a serious case of deja-vu.

When I was in highschool I was totally infatuated with this boy named Hunter. The problem was, my best friend Susie was totally infatuated with him too - only I didn't know it. One day after gym class, we were out on the patio outside the cafeteria when Hunter walked by, looking so cute in his tight Levi's. I was about to dash up to him and ask him if he had a copy of the math homework. But before I could, Susie glanced at him with this LOOK in her eye, and...I saw it. I knew. My heart sank. She was my best friend! So when Hunter sauntered over to say hello, I excused myself and went to the restroom. Next thing I knew, they were going to the homecoming dance together.

I got over it. And I went to the dance with Paulie Lucas, who may not have been the hottest boy in the 11th grade, but he did have a '71 GTO judge with a 455 engine and a Turbo Hydra-Matic transmission.

And here I am today, older, wiser...and I'm right back in the 11th grade. Only this time my best friend is Ima, and I see her giving that same look to...my ever-wise, ever-mischievous mentor - 419Eater's favorite Fluffy Mugu Bowanu Bunny! Shocked

So....fine. I'll step aside. Who am I to interfere with true love, even if it breaks my own heart. 'Scuse me whilst I go to the ladies room to powder my nose (and hide my tears).

By the way, in case you're wondering...Susie and Hunter fell in love and went off to college together, and all was rosy - until Hunter discovered he loved cocaine more than Susie. He did a few tours at Danbury Correctional Center for drug trafficking, and is now pumping gas and selling cigarettes to minors at the Exxon next to the old highschool.

As for Paulie, he ultimately end up as a commodities trader on Wall Street making millions. (Not that I benefited from that - I dumped him right after the dance because his braces gave me lip-burn.)

So...Juan...what kind of car do you drive? Very Happy

And Harry -- the line for foot massage try-outs begins outside the door and around the corner...

Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 8:35 am

Hah. I see Cachuma for what she really is...

Oh and seeing as persie is probably away for a while. I'll ask Special Very Happy

Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 10:18 am

*feels rejected*

I know SOMEONE out there will have to settle.

Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 10:22 am

^^ I think mylord was banned Very Happy

Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 10:30 am

Nobody interested in me....? Crying or Very sad

I could bribe you with an exclusive safari at a luxurious hideaway.
You'd have to make you own way there though... Rolling Eyes

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

Cachuma: Aha! I knew that's who you were talking about in your first post! That's why I made my request early, to beat the rush.
It's nice of you to step aside. So that I didn't have to push you.
Though, knowing that you are a writer, I don't believe your sob story for a minute. Oh, wait, you said I am your best friend??

Well, then. Cachuma, will you be my valentine? Very Happy

(but understand that if TSnerd says yes, I'm dumping you)

Ex: I'm sorry I didn't acknowledge your request. You see, I'm gaga for snerd. Here's a tip though, don't make your valentine request a whole list, it's less flattering for the requestee. (and why was my name last on the list?)

Simba: Go ahead and ask someone, it's not as scary as it first seems. Laughing

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