The fifth annual Eater Valentine thread

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Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 11:57 pm

Here's how it works. You ask/persuade another member to be your valentine in this thread, and they let you know if they accept.

Read this thread for guidance:
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=33320

This should be lots of fun for the ladies as the men always out number us. let the squabbling begin. Laughing

Subject edited by Juan F to correct spelling. (My first mod task!)

Baiting Guru Joined: 31 Jan 2007 Posts: 12237

kleindoofy, will you be my Valentine?

I would ask Breddan Butter, but he was mine last year.

Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 12:13 am

Quote:

Except you cannot ask any members that you already know because that is too easy

Lotta, does this rule refer to a member you know personally or anyone you more familiar with such as a joint bait partner? Can you send out and accept more than one Valentine offer?

Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 12:21 am

Pastor Frank wrote:

kleindoofy, will you be my Valentine? ...

No. If I want a man, I want a real man. Laughing

But you can be my avatar's Valentine. I hope you have lots of loose cash. She likes to be entertained.

Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 12:22 am

Quote:

Except you cannot ask any members that you already know because that is too easy

Lotta, does this rule refer to a member you know personally or anyone you more familiar with such as a joint bait partner?

Ignore that rule. Laughing

Quote:

Can you send out and accept more than one Valentine offer?

No..that's part of the fun. The one you find most creative/convincing is the one you choose.
As usual, changing your mind is a woman's perogative Laughing

Naturally you can also try to change someone's mind.

Baiting Guru Joined: 31 Jan 2007 Posts: 12237

^^^ I will not accept transgender discrimination.

Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 12:26 am

Do we actually know who is male and who is female... Confused

Or is that part of the fun... Very Happy

Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 12:31 am

Yep, part of the fun Simba. I know a few ppl on here that are female, but mostly blokes that can play act Twisted Evil

Ok, now on to business. Lotta, will you me my valentine Very Happy

You can even change my title over to something lewd and or lascivious.

B

Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 12:35 am

Well, I won't get community censured, and, since I was "Minges Boy Toy", I should ask, Weasie, would you be my Valentine?

Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 12:40 am

Gentlemen....really Rolling Eyes

Some poetry and roses would help. @Beetle....Im thinking about it. Wink

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 09 Feb 2008 Posts: 1

Pastor Frank, will you be my Valentine?

Edit: Sorry for the cheap joke.

Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 12:45 am

^^^^

Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 12:51 am

I'll aim straight for the top..... there's no point in setting your sights low. Wink

And if I may, I'll start with a little poem.....

Eight,

A woman whose eyesight's not perfect,
Needs a man who is in-visible....
So the fact that you sometimes wear glasses,
Doesn't matter to this dark knight at all...

Will you be my valentine? Very Happy

Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 12:56 am

Well being the sensitive soul that I am, I take rejection very badly.
So I'll slip on my dark shades and merge into the shadows until Valentines Day passes.... Cool

Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 1:12 am

Might as well go for the gusto here...

PRS, will you accept an old Warlock as your valentine?

Sure I may look a little strange,
all sharp angles and black-on-black accessories.
But press me against your hip when the lights go down,
run your fingers up and down my neck,
and baby, you won't believe how I can growl for you.
I can sustain with the best of them,
I can even fit on your lap without slipping,
and I perform best when plugged in.

(psst: I've got a lovely g-string. It's very shiny) Very Happy

Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 1:23 am

I was about to ask the member here on whom I have the biggest crush to be my valentine...but instead I'm going to sit here and wait to see if he asks ME!

Waiting.......

Still waiting.................

Still waiting............................

Sad

Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 1:55 am

Ok time to go down the list:

Lotta, PRS, Weasel, Cachuma, Eliza, Special K, Hekate, Corona, Ima, and any other veritable bachelorettes, will you please be my Valentine?

*awaits acceptance responses*

Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 1:56 am

Ode to My Mentor, 419Weasel

The sun it shines on your wonderful shiny pelt,
The rain it rolls off your tail,
All of the love, joy and happiness I have felt,
Would pay for a barristers bail.

Western Union May be sweet,
And ITV5 is, too,
But the love I have for you, oh great mentor,
Is sweeter than an Starbux frappuccino, and oh so true.

Valentines Day is that special time,
when goofy love poems come in couplets of rhyme
and your chocolate is in a trunk box!
So weasy please see me,
or I shall go date a fox!

I tried to quite my unrespited love,
but all was for nought,
and truth be told, my boxes of gold,
Are parked in Lagos airport parking lot

You have whiskers and teeth and small beady eyes,
And all of it I adore
So please accept me as your valentine
Or I shall cringe in embarrassed shame for evermore.....
or at least for a few minutes, and it would suck, and I really have extended myself....

Oh, great Weasy, darling, would you be mine?

please?

Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 2:08 am

Wow. Weasy. How can you say no to THAT?

Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 2:23 am

In honour of our very own Don Juan Wink

Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 2:24 am

Cachuma my sweet,

You would make my world complete,
if you let me massage your feet.
I know I can make you smile,
while making "Bubbles" jokes all the while.
You are near and dear to my heart,
because you laughed at the joke about the fart.
I have never felt this way before,
please, please tell me you'll be my wh*re.

All my love,
Harry

Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 3:03 am

I could have been tempted to ask - Sexy thing.

crying

Too late, too late. Older members will remember him.

STARGATE - My Hero - YooooHooo "fluttering my eyelashes and pouting beautifully" any chance ? Or are you hiding somewhere out of sight ?

Maybe third time lucky if SG's not around.- YW you there ? Nothing like hedging your bets, is there.

Wink

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

Whoever Cachuma has a crush on had better step up and ask to be her Valentine, or I'll be forced to suspend you.

Err....once I find out who you are.

Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 3:53 am

Truthfully, I have a crush on Cachuma, too, but Weasy will always be #1 in my world (insert throbbing heart emoticon here, please).

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

*I* even have a little crush on Cachuma! Laughing

I'm going to go ahead and out myself. I am Snerd's number one groupie. Embarassed

I'm too shy to write a fancy poem. (yes, damnit, I'm shy).

Snerd: will you be my valentine?

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