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lotta
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jun 2005
Posts: 13613
Location: 2 Speckled Cct Springfield Lakes QLD 4300
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Fri Feb 08, 2008 11:57 pm |
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Here's how it works. You ask/persuade another member to be your valentine in this thread, and they let you know if they accept.
Read this thread for guidance:
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=33320
This should be lots of fun for the ladies as the men always out number us. let the squabbling begin.
Subject edited by Juan F to correct spelling. (My first mod task!) |
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Sat Feb 09, 2008 12:09 am |
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kleindoofy, will you be my Valentine?
I would ask Breddan Butter, but he was mine last year. |
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PRS Girly Girl
Will Post for Food
Joined: 06 Mar 2007
Posts: 1174
Location: Any place where cute shoes are on sale.
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Sat Feb 09, 2008 12:13 am |
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Except you cannot ask any members that you already know because that is too easy |
Lotta, does this rule refer to a member you know personally or anyone you more familiar with such as a joint bait partner? Can you send out and accept more than one Valentine offer? |
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kleindoofy
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Joined: 24 Oct 2004
Posts: 6248
Location: Europe
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Sat Feb 09, 2008 12:21 am |
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Pastor Frank wrote: |
kleindoofy, will you be my Valentine? ... |
No. If I want a man, I want a real man.
But you can be my avatar's Valentine. I hope you have lots of loose cash. She likes to be entertained. |
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lotta
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jun 2005
Posts: 13613
Location: 2 Speckled Cct Springfield Lakes QLD 4300
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Sat Feb 09, 2008 12:22 am |
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Except you cannot ask any members that you already know because that is too easy |
Lotta, does this rule refer to a member you know personally or anyone you more familiar with such as a joint bait partner? |
Ignore that rule.
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Can you send out and accept more than one Valentine offer? |
No..that's part of the fun. The one you find most creative/convincing is the one you choose.
As usual, changing your mind is a woman's perogative
Naturally you can also try to change someone's mind. |
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Frederick Fokker:
"I am giving you about a month to get your act together, i am cutting you and the eater a bit of slack"
Dec 11, 2007
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Sat Feb 09, 2008 12:22 am |
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^^^ I will not accept transgender discrimination. |
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Simba
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Nov 2006
Posts: 4093
Location: Bila Shaka
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Sat Feb 09, 2008 12:26 am |
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Do we actually know who is male and who is female...
Or is that part of the fun... |
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Betelgeuse
419Eater is my life
Joined: 29 Sep 2004
Posts: 466
Location: Between the North and South Poles
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Sat Feb 09, 2008 12:31 am |
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Yep, part of the fun Simba. I know a few ppl on here that are female, but mostly blokes that can play act
Ok, now on to business. Lotta, will you me my valentine
You can even change my title over to something lewd and or lascivious.
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dr stephen williams
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 16749
Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Sat Feb 09, 2008 12:35 am |
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Well, I won't get community censured, and, since I was "Minges Boy Toy", I should ask, Weasie, would you be my Valentine? |
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lotta
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jun 2005
Posts: 13613
Location: 2 Speckled Cct Springfield Lakes QLD 4300
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Sat Feb 09, 2008 12:40 am |
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Gentlemen....really
Some poetry and roses would help. @Beetle....Im thinking about it. |
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Alan James Watson (AKA Bi Gal, AKA Big Al, AKA De Master Yoda) -2007, 2008, 2009, 2010 "Doos of the year" award winner
Frederick Fokker:
"I am giving you about a month to get your act together, i am cutting you and the eater a bit of slack"
Dec 11, 2007
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Altar Boy
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 09 Feb 2008
Posts: 1
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Sat Feb 09, 2008 12:44 am |
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Pastor Frank, will you be my Valentine?
Edit: Sorry for the cheap joke. |
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Sat Feb 09, 2008 12:45 am |
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Mugatu
** Retired **
Joined: 13 May 2007
Posts: 3773
Location: The star of India
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Sat Feb 09, 2008 12:51 am |
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I'll aim straight for the top..... there's no point in setting your sights low.
And if I may, I'll start with a little poem.....
Eight,
A woman whose eyesight's not perfect,
Needs a man who is in-visible....
So the fact that you sometimes wear glasses,
Doesn't matter to this dark knight at all...
Will you be my valentine? |
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Simba
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Nov 2006
Posts: 4093
Location: Bila Shaka
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Sat Feb 09, 2008 12:56 am |
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Well being the sensitive soul that I am, I take rejection very badly.
So I'll slip on my dark shades and merge into the shadows until Valentines Day passes.... |
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=Mr Gomer-Lagos to Douala to Parakou-SSC Cameroon & SSC Benin
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Obi-Wan Knievel
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Joined: 10 Dec 2006
Posts: 1486
Location: Bald Knob, NF
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Sat Feb 09, 2008 1:12 am |
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Might as well go for the gusto here...
PRS, will you accept an old Warlock as your valentine?
Sure I may look a little strange,
all sharp angles and black-on-black accessories.
But press me against your hip when the lights go down,
run your fingers up and down my neck,
and baby, you won't believe how I can growl for you.
I can sustain with the best of them,
I can even fit on your lap without slipping,
and I perform best when plugged in.
(psst: I've got a lovely g-string. It's very shiny) |
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Cachuma
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 May 2007
Posts: 2284
Location: Blowing bubbles at 130 fsw
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Sat Feb 09, 2008 1:23 am |
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I was about to ask the member here on whom I have the biggest crush to be my valentine...but instead I'm going to sit here and wait to see if he asks ME!
Waiting.......
Still waiting.................
Still waiting............................
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= Mr. Mandl4 & Mr. Brown, 1480 total miles: Johannesburg to Gaborone; Gaborone to Maun; Back to Gaborone; back to Johannesburg.
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Ex.
Nature's Asshole
Joined: 28 Dec 2007
Posts: 990
Location: Hell's Presidential Suite
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Sat Feb 09, 2008 1:55 am |
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Ok time to go down the list:
Lotta, PRS, Weasel, Cachuma, Eliza, Special K, Hekate, Corona, Ima, and any other veritable bachelorettes, will you please be my Valentine?
*awaits acceptance responses* |
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dr stephen williams
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 16749
Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Sat Feb 09, 2008 1:56 am |
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Ode to My Mentor, 419Weasel
The sun it shines on your wonderful shiny pelt,
The rain it rolls off your tail,
All of the love, joy and happiness I have felt,
Would pay for a barristers bail.
Western Union May be sweet,
And ITV5 is, too,
But the love I have for you, oh great mentor,
Is sweeter than an Starbux frappuccino, and oh so true.
Valentines Day is that special time,
when goofy love poems come in couplets of rhyme
and your chocolate is in a trunk box!
So weasy please see me,
or I shall go date a fox!
I tried to quite my unrespited love,
but all was for nought,
and truth be told, my boxes of gold,
Are parked in Lagos airport parking lot
You have whiskers and teeth and small beady eyes,
And all of it I adore
So please accept me as your valentine
Or I shall cringe in embarrassed shame for evermore.....
or at least for a few minutes, and it would suck, and I really have extended myself....
Oh, great Weasy, darling, would you be mine?
please? |
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Cachuma
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 May 2007
Posts: 2284
Location: Blowing bubbles at 130 fsw
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Sat Feb 09, 2008 2:08 am |
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Wow. Weasy. How can you say no to THAT? |
_________________ Alex Mandl4: The past week has been the worst in my entire life, I have lost weight, I don't sleep at night, I left my job abruptly, and do you think it has been easy for?
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= Mr. Mandl4 & Mr. Brown, 1480 total miles: Johannesburg to Gaborone; Gaborone to Maun; Back to Gaborone; back to Johannesburg.
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Red
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 2543
Location: 6°27′11″N 3°23′45″E
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Sat Feb 09, 2008 2:23 am |
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Harry Bawls
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Oct 2006
Posts: 1310
Location: Somewhere, nowhere, everywhere
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Sat Feb 09, 2008 2:24 am |
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Cachuma my sweet,
You would make my world complete,
if you let me massage your feet.
I know I can make you smile,
while making "Bubbles" jokes all the while.
You are near and dear to my heart,
because you laughed at the joke about the fart.
I have never felt this way before,
please, please tell me you'll be my wh*re.
All my love,
Harry |
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Puq
Queen of the pussycats
Joined: 09 Jun 2005
Posts: 174
Location: UK
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Sat Feb 09, 2008 3:03 am |
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I could have been tempted to ask - Sexy thing.
Too late, too late. Older members will remember him.
STARGATE - My Hero - YooooHooo "fluttering my eyelashes and pouting beautifully" any chance ? Or are you hiding somewhere out of sight ?
Maybe third time lucky if SG's not around.- YW you there ? Nothing like hedging your bets, is there.
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Sat Feb 09, 2008 3:33 am |
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Whoever Cachuma has a crush on had better step up and ask to be her Valentine, or I'll be forced to suspend you.
Err....once I find out who you are. |
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dr stephen williams
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 16749
Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Sat Feb 09, 2008 3:53 am |
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Truthfully, I have a crush on Cachuma, too, but Weasy will always be #1 in my world (insert throbbing heart emoticon here, please). |
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x2 x7 x7 x6 Team Turd Lgs-Dla Bnn-Lbra Acra-Dkar Dkr-Bnjul- Dkr-Tmbktu-Abche-Adre-N'djmna Lgos-Cairo-Aswn-Jail Ctnu-Lgos Ctnu-acra Lgos-Jbrg-Drbn-Prt-Elzbth-CT-Sprngbk-CT-Drbn-CT-Hrre-Lska-DsSlm-Mmbsa-Nirbi-Kmpla 28,510 Miles
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Sat Feb 09, 2008 3:56 am |
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*I* even have a little crush on Cachuma!
I'm going to go ahead and out myself. I am Snerd's number one groupie. I'm too shy to write a fancy poem. (yes, damnit, I'm shy).
Snerd: will you be my valentine? |
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