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Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 5:41 pm

Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 6:00 pm

^^^^^^^^^^^^ Bull.

Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 6:04 pm

reprob i dont find the humor in that. and im not even a big pats fan.

Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 6:17 pm

And from The Onion...

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FOXBOROUGH, MA�As the once-invincible, still-insufferable Patriots attempt to come to grips with their 17-14 Super Bowl loss to the Giants, the death of their dream to go undefeated, and the possible end of their dynasty, almost every other person in America is reveling in what they consider the perfect ending to New England's season.

"I just couldn't imagine a better ending to the Patriots odyssey," said Simon Williams, a Kansas City-area football fan who usually watches the college game but found himself caught up in the Patriots' sheer loathsomeness during the season. "The utter lack of humility they displayed alongside an equal lack of any joy in the game, that toad of a coach, and that cologne-ad quarterback� If they have to act that badly while playing that well, you really want to see them fail in the biggest way possible. Thank God almighty, that's what we got."

There is general agreement that the Super Bowl, despite the low score, was one of the finest in recent memory, due in part to the fearsome performance by the Giants and a cool, courageous display of quarterbacking by Eli Manning.

However, when asked about their favorite parts of the game, most fans chose the Patriots' cocky decision to begin the game with a trick play, which the Giants stopped handily; Bill Belichick's smug third-quarter attempt at a fourth-and-13 conversion, which blew up in his face, instead of trying a field goal; and New England's offensive line, which featured three Pro Bowlers, allowing high-cheekboned, doe-eyed, supermodel-impregnating passer Tom Brady to be hit over 20 times during the course of the game.

"Did you see [Giants defensive tackle Jay] Alford smack Brady right in the face on that last drive?" said Bellvue, WA newsstand operator Christian Dansby. "Brady was almost offended. I think he forgot for a few months there that he was a football player. It was just perfect."

"God, seeing Randy Moss do his weird chicken-wing crowd taunt when they scored to go ahead in the fourth was awful," said Jeff Lafferty, who watched the Super Bowl with rabid New England fans despite having known them for years. "What's worse is that the Pats fans ate it up. Of course, when Burress made that catch to win� Perfection. That's the only word for the Pats now. Perfection."

However, most fans gave responses that had little to do with the game itself and more with the almost flawless joy of seeing the Patriots lose, as a team that has been insufferable and unappealing in victory instantly became inconsolable and self-pitying in defeat.

Frequently mentioned examples of instances which, upon reflection, sweetened the Patriots' utter failure included the team's propensity to complain about unfair officiating after their victories; their habit of gleefully running up the score, which also resulted in Brady and Moss earning NFL single-season scoring records in blowouts; and of course, the players' and coaches' hateful attitude.

"Come on, that cheating scandal to open the season and all they say is 'Everybody does it?' They could have at least acted a little bit sorry," said Milwaukee architect and sports fan David Engel. "They acted like a bunch of third-graders, just the way Belichick did when he ran off the field with time left on the clock. At least he shook the other coach's hand this time. That's a first for the big baby."

"The worst part for me is that none of them seem to enjoy playing football," said Lexington, KY-area mechanic Jack Colgrave. "Even when they were winning, all they did was taunt�Randy Moss taunting crowds, Wes Welker telling people they sucked, Brady sneering at the very idea they might get beat someday. What a bunch of absolutely perfect assholes."

"Did their team plane land safely back in Foxborough?" Colgrave asked. "It didn't happen to lose altitude over Boston, burst into a cartwheel of flames, throwing players like Roman candles across New England, and then slam into few dozen loudmouth Patriots' fans houses? It didn't? Well, I guess no football season is perfect."

Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 7:49 pm

THE ONION for those who dont know is a Wi. based parody news (cough) paper on the same lines of a checkout stand tabloid except its free. living here in new england and born and raised a PACKERS fan i can tell you the pats were not gloating as you make it out as. lots of thefans were, but the fact remains they still had a fantasting year, they didnt win the SB, but that still when 18-1 somthing no other team has ever done. yes they made mistakes, all teams do, you forgot to mention Eli was to getting kicked around a lot too,all in all it was a great SB. nuff sead now lets get on to BASEBALL .... GO RED SOX

Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 8:15 pm

Never mind, Reprob8 - I laughed!! Wink

Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 8:55 pm

Thanks, Hekate!! Wink

Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 9:02 pm

@ packman, perhaps you'll like the articles I wrote about Super Bowl XL...

Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 10:18 pm

I AM GOING TO HAVE TO KILLYOU

Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 10:51 pm

Those are awesome Rep you need to do one for the Man-bear head coach of the Kansas Jayhawks football team. I mean he has actually burped during a press conference after a game.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 3:51 pm

@Reprob8 - hehehe Laughing

As a Giants fan, I whole-heartedly appreciate your contributions to this thread! hehehe Laughing

Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 4:57 pm

Why thank-you, Slap.

Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 6:43 pm

yeesh

Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 8:34 pm

@Packman - this is a 419 tradition - you're going to have to learn to live with it! Laughing

Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 9:21 pm

what tradition. pick on the losers.... wait that doesnt sound right

Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 9:32 pm

Speaking of losers Laughing

Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 9:58 pm

NOW THAT ONE I LIKE

[mod edit: duplicate post deleted - KD]

Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 10:44 pm

Some Pats fans actually started a petition to have the game results overturned... I'm serious!!

Look at some of the signaturea and posts for a good laugh..

http://www.petitiononline.com/XLIItrut/petition.html

Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 10:58 pm

now thats stoopid

Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 8:48 pm

ROFLMAO!

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this must be investigated. this completely proves that the patriots should be super bowl champions

Oh man, I laughed so much at that, I think I re-sprained my neck!!! Laughing

But I did like:

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!! WE STOMPED YOUR WHINY ASSES OUT !!!! See you can't win a super bowl if you can't illegally tape a practice

Yeah, you tell'em, mate!!! Twisted Evil

Comment 197 is a belter, btw!

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