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cvb
419Eater is my life
Joined: 14 Apr 2005
Posts: 489
Location: UK
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Fri Feb 08, 2008 11:27 am |
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I have been baiting this guy for just over a month now. I was even ready to send him money but Ken Amre has chopped his dollar. I have asked him to catch this Ken Amre who has stolen my money. Here is his response.
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With due regards of my last e-mail everything has being put in place.Mr Ken Amre has so much to answer once we get him this time.
His crime below
1, He is a serial killer that killed his wife in the past few months
2, He plans to kill you once he deliver a box to your home and he will collect money and kill you.
3, He has killed so many people.he is a dubious officer working former with the Central bank of nigeria.He was sacked because of his fraudlent act which he used in swindling people of there money.
He is in for a big shit this time.we have located his destination in the northern part of Nigeria were he lives with his family.I will suck his balls out of his pants once we get hold of him on our trip.Still waiting for your confirmation.
With due regards
Jack |
Apparently I have had a lucky escape as I have been dealing with a serial killer.
Also I am not so certain why sucking his balls is on the agenda. |
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He is in for a big shit this time.we have located his destination in the northern part of Nigeria were he lives with his family.I will suck his balls out of his pants once we get hold of him on our trip.
JACK WARNER Nigerian Scammer
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Jadee1
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 06 Feb 2008
Posts: 53
Location: UK
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Fri Feb 08, 2008 11:35 am |
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ewwwwwwwwwww, is that a threat or a congratulations.
God knows why he thinks thats impressive.
This actually made me laugh out loud and cough up my coffee. |
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Mugatu
** Retired **
Joined: 13 May 2007
Posts: 3773
Location: The star of India
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Fri Feb 08, 2008 11:40 am |
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Hmm, lavender lad eh?
Edit: I see there's some toilet troubles ahead for him too:
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He is in for a big shit this time. |
Ouch. |
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Anti-419
Elite Baiter
Joined: 28 Jul 2004
Posts: 1804
Location: Bay Area, CA
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Fri Feb 08, 2008 11:52 am |
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lol
u should add that balls line to your sig |
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4X1X9
Baiting Guru
Joined: 17 Sep 2006
Posts: 5905
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Fri Feb 08, 2008 1:42 pm |
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1, He is a serial killer that killed his wife in the past few months |
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we have located his destination in the northern part of Nigeria were he lives with his family |
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OxygenDeprived
Baiting Guru
Joined: 05 Mar 2007
Posts: 4138
Location: Crushing Lad's spirits, one at a time...
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Fri Feb 08, 2008 2:17 pm |
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I almost spit my gum out reading the 'balls' phrase! That is possibly the best line I've read on this site to date!
Maybe you should put him in touch with MyLord? |
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Lou Smorals
419Eater is my life
Joined: 02 May 2007
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Fri Feb 08, 2008 2:27 pm |
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@ cvb - remind me to send the dry cleaning bill to you, I have just spilt my coffee over my suit! That is the best piece of sig. line material I have seen here! |
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kurat
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 09 Nov 2006
Posts: 522
Location: Europe
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Fri Feb 08, 2008 2:27 pm |
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lol, I have been laughing for a minute now
In Northern Nigeria, sucking ones balls must be the ultimate punishment. |
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justicebdone
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 10 Oct 2005
Posts: 679
Location: Beaming Up
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Fri Feb 08, 2008 2:28 pm |
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For some reason the
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I will suck his balls out of his pants once we get hold of him on our trip |
just bothers me. The serial killer part didnt bother me as much. |
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asiaguy
Elite Baiter
Joined: 14 Apr 2006
Posts: 1180
Location: Me Luv U Long Time
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Fri Feb 08, 2008 2:33 pm |
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I'm still laughing.
I cannot stop laughing at the "balls" line.
MAKE IT STOP!!!
Please don't put the "balls" line in your siggy material.
I won't be able to read anything you post... |
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Fri Feb 08, 2008 2:58 pm |
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He is going to suck his balls? Is he gay? |
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bearkat419
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jun 2007
Posts: 4445
Location: Houston, TX
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Fri Feb 08, 2008 3:34 pm |
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Wow. Ask him if he meant "cereal" killer, 'cause you don't know a serial killer is |
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Doofus
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 16 Jan 2008
Posts: 54
Location: Son Of Doofus. 29-1-2008
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Fri Feb 08, 2008 3:45 pm |
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Ask him why he wants to suck a seriel killer's balls. |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Fri Feb 08, 2008 3:59 pm |
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I'm surprised it was not a cereal killer.
That is a great email. I would have loved to have sat next to him when he penned that. |
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Fri Feb 08, 2008 4:03 pm |
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Great email.
The balls/pants thing actually sounds rather painful. |
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rumbero
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Jun 2006
Posts: 3677
Location: All the Salsa Night Clubs
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Fri Feb 08, 2008 4:14 pm |
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I guess he is not the first homosexual mugu
Ask him how he is going to suck his balls out his pants.
Great sig material |
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will make u understand that i'm a spiritual man (Makinwa the retarded mugu)
in juses name u will dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
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JMRazor
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2006
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Location: Yes
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Fri Feb 08, 2008 4:24 pm |
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Captain Pike
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Dec 2005
Posts: 2579
Location: Starbase 11
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Fri Feb 08, 2008 4:28 pm |
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Dang, this is a good week for these! First John McCain is going to hang someone, and now this! |
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Fri Feb 08, 2008 4:31 pm |
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Very funny. Thanks for posting that. |
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packman
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Dec 2007
Posts: 1498
Location: In his own little world but it's ok, they know him there.
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Fri Feb 08, 2008 4:54 pm |
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OK im back.... i had to going to the IT dept. to get a new keyboard, mine fried when i spit my soda all over it. because of the balls line.... my monitor doesnt look so good ether |
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Cachuma
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 May 2007
Posts: 2284
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Fri Feb 08, 2008 5:31 pm |
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I have to agree, that is one of the BEST emails I've read on this board. That one goes down in history!
I'm in the early stages of a dolla chop bait myself - once we get into the fun stuff, I'm going to demand that my lad suck the balls out of the dolla-choppa's pants as a punishment for his crime.
Seriously, you have GOT to put that in your siggy - that's a classic! |
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Connie L. Gus
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Joined: 07 Oct 2005
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Fri Feb 08, 2008 6:08 pm |
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Sounds very painful. Is he planning on doing that right through the fabric of the pants? Wow, if he could do that, he truly could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch. Maybe he meant he was going to sock his balls. Make a stocking and cover his testicles because of the cold weather. You must ask him. |
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B. A. Ware
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 14 Apr 2007
Posts: 1828
Location: I've fallen and I can't reach my beer.
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Fri Feb 08, 2008 8:34 pm |
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OH GOD, that's funny stuff. |
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Eliza_Doolittle
"Warned for lad hugging"
Joined: 16 Mar 2006
Posts: 1979
Location: Contemplating a plan to steal Shiver's cat
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Fri Feb 08, 2008 10:02 pm |
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That is a really good one. I agree with the others - must have siggy material. |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Fri Feb 08, 2008 10:59 pm |
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