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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Thu Feb 07, 2008 10:40 am |
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From a "we can recover the money stolen from you by the fraud stars" lad..
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WE REALLY NEED TO WIN THIS CASE FOR THE IDIOT TO PAY FOR HIS EVIL ACTS.
WE ARE IN WINNING ADVANTAGE THAN HIM BECAUSE WE RECORDED HIS CONFESSION
BUT WE STILL NEED SOME MORE FACT TO BE ON %100 WINNING ADVANTAGE BECAUSE
HIS LAWYER ARE CLAIMING THAT HE CONFESSED UNDER DUREX.
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_________________ SATISFIED CLIENTS:
"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0
"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo
"Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)
9x 4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
'Ed', 3 yrs 8 mnths 'Oguguo',6 years and 4 months |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Posted:
Thu Feb 07, 2008 10:46 am |
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That one nearly caused me to choke on a rye cracker! |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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irishemigrant
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 22 Jul 2007
Posts: 4933
Location: 40*45' S 172* 34'E
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Thu Feb 07, 2008 10:58 am |
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Would that make him a "Trojan" Scammer? |
_________________ SeniorNet NZ Local Branch ongoing workshops about internet scams
http://www.scamwarners.com/ For when you want to remember why we bait
Goodbye Mike (Paranoid) Friend, confidant, partner. Till we meet again.
Personal Message From The Axeman
<-- Because you have earned them. x8 a few x 13 |
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Thu Feb 07, 2008 11:38 am |
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HE CONFESSED UNDER DUREX. |
What he must have been through. I can't conceive of anything more horrid. |
_________________ "No amount of semen donation will save this situation" Sanny Sanny
"We must disagree to agree" Raji Musa
If it's LADS you want. GoTo: http://www.yopmail.com/
and sign in with either ladmail or kentbrockman
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Thu Feb 07, 2008 11:43 am |
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I presume the confession was recorded on tape... the police wouldn't condom - er, condone anything else? |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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kurat
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 09 Nov 2006
Posts: 522
Location: Europe
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Posted:
Thu Feb 07, 2008 12:17 pm |
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I hope the "Durex" wasn't used by someone at the time of confession. |
_________________ J0el Akum14h - Accra->Tamale->Accra(880km) co-bait with bill mcdill
First kill: (13Nov06)
Fake banks: [ eBay scamsite]
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"I believe that you would not want to hear more of a lawyer language and grammars" - Saint Patrick
"so for my lawyer I want to also seriously sit on the emails I have received" - Mrs. N1na M1lha
"If i don't see you guys today.I probably would starve and have no where to sleep as i cant access my account here while some are low on cash" - Jo3l Akum1ah |
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haywood_jablowmi
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 20 Jan 2006
Posts: 591
Location: demoralise the lads, over and over, they will give up just crush the hope they have of getting cash!
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Posted:
Thu Feb 07, 2008 1:10 pm |
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they got to the point really quickly |
_________________ +447017022419 let your pet get in touch with me, it's good to talk
'Why do you want me to stand by that volvo' diplomat mariam
Douglas blair "na devil go hammer your family for head"
1x voodoo curse
"you are a cosomplitant asshole" S.Ghartey 2006 - why thank you i think.
' i sent jamaicans to kill you' Mills Kwame - you must have given them the wrong address, no one came round, i baked cookies and everything.
YOU ARE A CUR, A TRAMP, A HOBO A MISRABLE ONE FOR THAT MATTER.
WANDERING PIG.
SLAG LIKE YOU ARE NOT A MAN OF GOD GO TO HEIL I WILL NOT PRAY FOR YOU THAT AND MAY GOD BLESS YOU IS THAT WITH YOU. |
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Posted:
Thu Feb 07, 2008 1:21 pm |
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He must have been a dickhead. BOOM BOOM
Tell him that the used of durex is not allowed but surf boarding is okay. Wind surfing is more controversial due to bowel issues. |
_________________ Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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haywood_jablowmi
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 20 Jan 2006
Posts: 591
Location: demoralise the lads, over and over, they will give up just crush the hope they have of getting cash!
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Thu Feb 07, 2008 1:43 pm |
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~ GomerPyle,
wtf am i way out of date on my inuendos? I don't get it |
_________________ +447017022419 let your pet get in touch with me, it's good to talk
'Why do you want me to stand by that volvo' diplomat mariam
Douglas blair "na devil go hammer your family for head"
1x voodoo curse
"you are a cosomplitant asshole" S.Ghartey 2006 - why thank you i think.
' i sent jamaicans to kill you' Mills Kwame - you must have given them the wrong address, no one came round, i baked cookies and everything.
YOU ARE A CUR, A TRAMP, A HOBO A MISRABLE ONE FOR THAT MATTER.
WANDERING PIG.
SLAG LIKE YOU ARE NOT A MAN OF GOD GO TO HEIL I WILL NOT PRAY FOR YOU THAT AND MAY GOD BLESS YOU IS THAT WITH YOU. |
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Posted:
Thu Feb 07, 2008 2:33 pm |
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Don't worry haywood - it's why I'm not a straight baiter.
One fleeting word or idea sends my imagination off into weird and wonderful places. |
_________________ Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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419weasel
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Jan 2006
Posts: 4207
Location: Somewhere in a hole. Waiting.
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Thu Feb 07, 2008 4:39 pm |
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ChainYanker
Collecting TShirts the Hard Way
Joined: 02 Dec 2007
Posts: 1497
Location: Shouting "Fire!" in crowded theaters across America
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Posted:
Thu Feb 07, 2008 4:44 pm |
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What exactly is Durex, again? |
_________________ x3
FEMALE
"This deal does not have anything to do with religion because we are talking about $10.150 million us dollars" -Bangu Mali
"YOUR DEATH IS AT HAND HENCE YOU LEARNT HOW TO DOUBLE CROSS OTHER GUYMAN KEEP IT ON AND WATCH OUT" -Don Jack
"why is it that you dont believed that the unicorn is avaialabe" -Victoria Smith
"i have seen that you are not financially capable to handle this great opportunity maturedly" -Muhammad Bla1se
Earned a pony, earned a bun, still not sure what they mean --> |
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iMike
Elite Baiter
Joined: 21 Jan 2005
Posts: 1371
Location: Ministry of Serendipity
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Posted:
Thu Feb 07, 2008 5:13 pm |
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^^^ linky |
_________________ --
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"you have luke worm in your brain" - Ekaetta Bello
"invite me to your country and let me clearify your legitimacy asshole" - Mose5 Uzem3
"the transfer was not authorized due to my persistent double mind" - Clement Wank
"this is not the time to play planks" - Mack Anthony
WIFI PDA - post while you dump
SAY 'NO' TO GAS STORAGE!
<a href="/forum/donate.php">[FREE LAPHROAIG]</a> |
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bearkat419
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jun 2007
Posts: 4445
Location: Houston, TX
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Posted:
Thu Feb 07, 2008 8:38 pm |
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^^ Don't click the linky in the office |
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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Thu Feb 07, 2008 9:33 pm |
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I, too, tried soooo hard to think of a decent pun to go into that post. It's not that easy, is it?
A mate of mine used to be able to put one of those right over his head, and inflate it. Perhaps that's what the lad was doing when he confessed. |
_________________ SATISFIED CLIENTS:
"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0
"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo
"Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)
9x 4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
'Ed', 3 yrs 8 mnths 'Oguguo',6 years and 4 months |
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Wright B Hindyou
Elite Baiter
Joined: 11 May 2004
Posts: 1795
Location: Bangkok
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Posted:
Fri Feb 08, 2008 2:26 am |
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HE CONFESSED UNDER DUREX. |
Oh no! Was he attached in the street by rubbers who took his phone and all his money? |
_________________ "YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO HUMANITY" - Douglas Minning
"bastard like you, I will kill you with my hand, son of nobody. May your soul rust in help." - Titi Andrew
"I trusted you very much without knowing that you are a drug addit person" - Emma Bambara
"THIS YOUR BEHAVIOR IS IRELEVANT AND CROSPOLOS CARACTER" - Madam Clarrise Keita.
"you must speak beter because we dont train mad people in this company." - Incredible Self-Baiting Pastor Joe |
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dbest03
419Eater is my life
Joined: 04 Feb 2004
Posts: 370
Location: Australia
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Posted:
Fri Feb 08, 2008 2:57 am |
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Good thing I'd finished my coffee otherwise I'd be needing a new computer. |
_________________ x5
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I may be retarded for at the moment, but it won't take long before i bounce back to action - Mado Christopher Jr
MY YOU HAVE TO BE SERIOUSE ON WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND STOP ALL THIS YOUR BLABS OK - CHARLES C. SOLUDO |
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ChainYanker
Collecting TShirts the Hard Way
Joined: 02 Dec 2007
Posts: 1497
Location: Shouting "Fire!" in crowded theaters across America
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Fri Feb 08, 2008 3:40 am |
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Wright B Hindyou wrote: |
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HE CONFESSED UNDER DUREX. |
Oh no! Was he attached in the street by rubbers who took his phone and all his money? |
You win. |
_________________ x3
FEMALE
"This deal does not have anything to do with religion because we are talking about $10.150 million us dollars" -Bangu Mali
"YOUR DEATH IS AT HAND HENCE YOU LEARNT HOW TO DOUBLE CROSS OTHER GUYMAN KEEP IT ON AND WATCH OUT" -Don Jack
"why is it that you dont believed that the unicorn is avaialabe" -Victoria Smith
"i have seen that you are not financially capable to handle this great opportunity maturedly" -Muhammad Bla1se
Earned a pony, earned a bun, still not sure what they mean --> |
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BlueTiger
419Eater is my life
Joined: 12 Jun 2005
Posts: 442
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Posted:
Fri Feb 08, 2008 5:58 am |
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Muwahahahahaha! I think I see a great signature in all that |
_________________ (these icons are my little treasures- thank you to those who gave them to me) |
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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Posted:
Fri Feb 08, 2008 7:17 am |
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Wright B Hindyou wrote: |
Oh no! Was he attached in the street by rubbers who took his phone and all his money? |
Here's his full format and addy, for anyone else who wants to try for some sig material.
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From:
Subject: READ ATTENTIVELY AND RESPOND URGENTLY
, Chairman of EFCCATTENTION
I HAVE RECEIVED YOUR EMAIL AND WANT YOU TO UNDERSTAND THE FACT THAT THE
REASON WHY PEOPLE LIKE US CAME TO EXISTENCE IS TO FIGHT AND ERADICATE
THOSE BAD EGGS THAT IS GIVING OUR COUNTRY FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA BAD
LOOKS/IDENTITIES TO THE EYES OF FOREIGNERS.
THE ARRESTED FRAUDSTER IS STILL UNDERGOING TRAIL AND HIS FINAL TRAIL WILL
BE COMING UP TOMORROW. HE HAVE SOME GOOD LAWYERS UNDER HIS PAYROLL AND
THOSE LAWYERS ARE REALLY FIGHTING SERIOUSLY ON HIS BEHALF TO ENSURE HIS
FREEDOM AND THAT IS THE REASON WE NEED COOPERATION OF PROVIDING SOME
EVIDENCE TO US. WE KNOW QUITE WELL THAT COME OF THEM DOES NOT CONTACT
VICTIMS AS NIGERIANS, SOME WILL DISGUISE AS IF THEY ARE FROM UK AND SOME
OTHER COUNTRIES IN THE WORLD BUT WE KNOW HOW TO IDENTIFY THEM WHEN WE SEE
THEIR WRITE UPS BECAUSE IT IS OUR JOB AND WE WHERE PROFESSIONALLY TRAINED
FOR IT.
PLEASE TRY AND CHECK IF YOU CAN IN ANY WAY FITCH OUT ANY FRAUDULENT EMAIL
OR DOCUMENT YOU GOT FROM THEM OR IF YOU STILL HAVE THE DOCUMENTS/PAYMENTS
SLIPS YOU USED TO SEND MONEY TO THEM IN THE PAST NO MATTER HOW LONG OR
HOW SOON PLEASE DO NOT HESITATE TO FROWARD IT IMMEDIATELY AS IT WILL
ENERGIZE OUR INVESTIGATION/PROB A LOT.
WE REALLY NEED TO WIN THIS CASE FOR THE IDIOT TO PAY FOR HIS EVIL ACTS.
WE ARE IN WINNING ADVANTAGE THAN HIM BECAUSE WE RECORDED HIS CONFESSION
BUT WE STILL NEED SOME MORE FACT TO BE ON %100 WINNING ADVANTAGE BECAUSE
HIS LAWYER ARE CLAIMING THAT HE CONFESSED UNDER DUREX. HOPE YOU ARE
GETTING MY POINT SO ANY PROVE WE GET FROM YOU WILL STILL BE OF GOOD HELP.
THANKS AS WE AWAIT YOUR RESPONSE/COOPERATION
REGARDS
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EXECUTIVE CHAIRMAN,
EFCC. FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA
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_________________ SATISFIED CLIENTS:
"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0
"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo
"Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)
9x 4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
'Ed', 3 yrs 8 mnths 'Oguguo',6 years and 4 months |
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onyenekwu
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 30 Jun 2007
Posts: 82
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Posted:
Fri Feb 08, 2008 10:28 am |
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If thats the real nuhu ribadu, then i can understand why they had to send him back to school. |
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Simba
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Nov 2006
Posts: 4093
Location: Bila Shaka
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Posted:
Fri Feb 08, 2008 10:33 am |
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I think it was Shiver himself that had the siggy line:
"I WILL CONDOM YOU TO A PAINFUL DEATH"
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_________________ =5imba Safari Camps
=King Zongo-Ouaga to Accra to Lome to Accra to Lome
=Mr Duru-Ouaga to Accra to Ouaga to Abidjan
=Mr Yetonde-Sierra Leone to Accra
=Mr Jiullus-Abidjan to Accra to Kumasi to Tamale
=Mr Dandy-Abidjan to Monrovia-SSC Liberia
=Mr Mandela-Jo'burg to Maun-SSC Botswana
=Mr Danka-Dakar to Bangul-SSC Gambia
=Mr Twumasi-Accra to Cotonou-SSC Benin
=Mr Gomer-Lagos to Douala to Parakou-SSC Cameroon & SSC Benin
=Mr Chukwu-Lome to Accra to Koforidua. Lome to Lagos. Lome to Cotonou.
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Jadee1
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 06 Feb 2008
Posts: 53
Location: UK
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Posted:
Fri Feb 08, 2008 12:42 pm |
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are you guys ribbing me!!
i know a very poor attempt but he never said if it was ribbed, or maybe it was flavoured, was his confession pineapple flavoured? |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Posted:
Fri Feb 08, 2008 12:48 pm |
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Since he confessed, our Lad is clearly no hardened criminal - he'll get a stiff sentence. |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
x 7 |
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The_Boobs
419Eater is my life
Joined: 02 Feb 2007
Posts: 354
Location: Cornwall, UK
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Posted:
Fri Feb 08, 2008 12:51 pm |
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I don't understand - come again. |
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Please do not not contact me any more i don't need people like you. ~Ge0rge |
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