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Doodle Bug
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 06 Feb 2008
Posts: 720
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Thu Feb 07, 2008 7:29 pm |
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But what was the best advice you were ever given and by whom
To start with the smart ass replies don�t eat yellow snow by a Eskimo |
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JMRazor
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2006
Posts: 7103
Location: Yes
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Thu Feb 07, 2008 7:31 pm |
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Doodle Bug
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 06 Feb 2008
Posts: 720
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Thu Feb 07, 2008 7:33 pm |
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Fo'andles
Elite Baiter
Joined: 06 Jul 2007
Posts: 1654
Location: busy doing nothing, somewhere
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Thu Feb 07, 2008 7:39 pm |
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From my father,
"If you have nothing to say, don't say it".
EDIT: from work
"If you have never made a mistake, you have never made a decision" |
Last edited by Fo'andles on Thu Feb 07, 2008 7:46 pm; edited 1 time in total |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Thu Feb 07, 2008 7:39 pm |
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I will now officially let you know, as PRS has, that if you tried a little harder and stopped bashing each other, you're likely to get the pictures you seek. |
Great advice from Ima Baeder. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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Doodle Bug
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 06 Feb 2008
Posts: 720
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Thu Feb 07, 2008 7:43 pm |
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If you have never made a mistake,you have never made anything |
Brendan Kavangha rip |
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Otterfan
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Mar 2007
Posts: 2481
Location: UK -- land of otters and non-otters
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Thu Feb 07, 2008 8:46 pm |
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"Read the stickies."
"Get a mentor."
"Bait safe."
A double duty post. |
_________________ PARVA QVOQVE PARS ESSENTIAE LVTRAE SVPERARI NON POTEST
"I have to sale something now to be able to drink water." -- Alice Idris on safari in Cotonou
"why did you waste my time like this why." -- US Army Captain William D Swenson
<--TS certified.
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Captain Pike
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Dec 2005
Posts: 2579
Location: Starbase 11
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Thu Feb 07, 2008 10:55 pm |
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I have several, but this is what is coming to mind:
When I took a hunter safety class years ago, the instructor said, more than once, "whenever you're out there, you're part of the food chain". |
_________________ x13 x5 (393 days)
"On the 21st of April 2001, my client? His wife and their three children were involved in a plane crash of Union Transport Africans Flight Boeing 727 in Cotonou, Benin Republic on the December 26,2003" Barrister Olorunshogo Williams, 25 October 2004.
"I am in reciept of your mail,i want you to know that you are really getting on my nerves." Burt Hardley, Wellkang International, 20 November 2007
"Please worry, we have already advice the FBI and they don't need to call you. They are very brianliant and intelident. They will get you soon. " Mr. Paul Rogers, Global Medical Equipment, 20 November 2007
As of 26 February 2009, $2,231,983.53 of fake checks and money orders have been intercepted and removed from circulation. |
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Thu Feb 07, 2008 11:02 pm |
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@Jojo:
"If you're going to bother to do something, do it right the first time".
"There's nothing you can't do if you put your mind to it".
"Even though they seem so important right now, your friends will come and go . . . the most important people in your life are sitting in this very room: your family".
All from my dad. (R.I.P) |
_________________ 348 Fake Sites killed
x 100 2 Years |
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Nelsonsbattle
419Eater is my life
Joined: 16 Jun 2004
Posts: 433
Location: New Zealand
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Thu Feb 07, 2008 11:17 pm |
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It's better to keep your mouth shut and have people think you are a fool, than to open it and remove any lingering doubt. |
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_________________ �This is quite unfortanate you have basterdise every thing we have been working for a long time.
�the photo you send to me ..... i am have six with you in dreem here� Lad after he got a topless photo of my baiting character.
"I have just came out from the bank with the most humiliation of my life." Dissapointed Lad after a trip to the MG agency.
"tell you die, fuck you,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ooooooo" Samull the scammer on being burned
(Samull's trip from Cotonou, Benin, to Lagos, Nigeria, to meet the lovely Steffy)
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Cachuma
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 May 2007
Posts: 2284
Location: Blowing bubbles at 130 fsw
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Thu Feb 07, 2008 11:19 pm |
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"When first joining a new message forum, never start off postwhoring." |
_________________ Alex Mandl4: The past week has been the worst in my entire life, I have lost weight, I don't sleep at night, I left my job abruptly, and do you think it has been easy for?
Master Nicholas Radf@rd: I must confess that i am higly obliged to be a cretin, it is a rare privilegde.
= Mr. Mandl4 & Mr. Brown, 1480 total miles: Johannesburg to Gaborone; Gaborone to Maun; Back to Gaborone; back to Johannesburg.
x15 X1 X1
<---TS certified. |
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Thu Feb 07, 2008 11:28 pm |
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Friendly fire isn't.
You don't have to like it, you just have to do it.
Never get off the boat.
Never look a gift horse in the mouth, but make damn sure you ask why you're being given it. It may be stolen.
Don't come between a man and his fries. |
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Fakers: many, many, lots; an SSL and a couple of Resellers.
x 6
AH, AH, AH! Two little ! |
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Frozboz
AT-AT Squad Leader
Joined: 24 May 2006
Posts: 926
Location: West Dakota
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Thu Feb 07, 2008 11:39 pm |
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Someone who's dear to me, who's been around the world at least 4 times once told me:
"Wherever you go, there you are." |
_________________ "he is fraud just like me so dont send him any money" - manking king
"this people are not human; they are some kind of ill mornitored robots covered with human flesh and they kill for the slightest and most unimportant reasons." - Kabie Elvire
x2
Wooden Trophies: Stormtrooper Helmet - AT-AT #1 - AT-ATs #3, #4 & #5
Brass Trophy: AT-AT #2
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freddyfudpucker
Master Baiter
Joined: 29 Jan 2008
Posts: 105
Location: up your ass and around the corner
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Fri Feb 08, 2008 12:14 am |
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when whining about my personal problems to a dear friend, he related something his father told him when he was whining to him about his personal problems:
"Your a man. SORT IT!!" |
_________________ I love FOOLS like u.u do not understand difference between MTCN and
TEXT QUESTION AND ANSWER.go to all and take a loan that will kill u.-B@rr1st3r B3110
The can't even afford money for me to go to cyber cafe and chat to see someone who can happy me.-K0t0k0l Le4 |
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manbiteslion
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Dec 2007
Posts: 4816
Location: Connecting my chair and keyboard
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Fri Feb 08, 2008 12:24 am |
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On their deathbeds, nobody ever regrets not spending more time at the office. |
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Connie L. Gus
Moderator
Joined: 07 Oct 2005
Posts: 7243
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Fri Feb 08, 2008 12:27 am |
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Quit postwhoring and get to baiting. Forgot who said that but I read that right after I joined. |
_________________ x8
LISTEN TO ME WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR ONE OF THOSE CHEAP CROOK OR WHAT -tobi donito
-a few,
LISTEN I CAN NOT TAKE YOUR SHIT ANY LONGER WE HAVE WHROTE A PETITION AGAINST YOU TO THE FBI WITH ALL OUR EVIDENCE YOU ARE INTO PROSTITUTION,DRUG DEALING, FORGERY, CREDIT CARDS FORGRY WESTEN UNION FALSIFICATION,DRUGING MEN,COMMETING MURDER, STEALING, DRUNCARD, ALL THIS WE HAVE THE EVIDENCE TO PROOF OUR CASE AGAINST YOU.-Johnson Hill
I am not finding it any funny...Henry A., Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin, WIMPed
I am stranderd. Henry A. Lagos to Accra, WIMPed for 67 days.
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Harry Bawls
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Oct 2006
Posts: 1310
Location: Somewhere, nowhere, everywhere
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Posted:
Fri Feb 08, 2008 1:24 am |
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Never whittle towards yourself, and never piss into the wind. *Grandpa Larsen* (R.I.P.). |
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hacker9
419Eater is my life
Joined: 18 May 2007
Posts: 428
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Posted:
Fri Feb 08, 2008 2:22 am |
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Cachuma wrote: |
"When first joining a new message forum, never start off postwhoring." |
Umm...
I waited to start PW'ing until several months after I joined. Does that count?
Don't play with fire. It could burn you.
If you must play with fire, at least don't play with dynamite simultaneously. |
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Reaper
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 06 May 2007
Posts: 0
Location: Travelling in a fried-out combie. On a hippie trail, head full of zombie...
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Posted:
Fri Feb 08, 2008 2:36 am |
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Cachuma wrote: |
"When first joining a new message forum, never start off postwhoring." |
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_________________ 110+
x15 x18 50+
Shola - 4.3k miles Lagos - Abidjan | Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos - Sokoto "i have not eaten anything except water"
Mr Floyd - Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos -N'Djamena --> Abeche, with RS (7 days in hell ) "we are dieing here"
Art Trophies: <a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=129502">Eva Bust</a> - <a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=135167">Reaper's Art Gallery</a>
- I am the King of Rome, and above grammar
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Obi-Wan Knievel
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 10 Dec 2006
Posts: 1486
Location: Bald Knob, NF
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Posted:
Fri Feb 08, 2008 5:43 am |
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Best Advice I Was Ever Given:
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Never tell a pregnant woman that you ate all the Oreos. |
WORST Advice I Was Ever Given:
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Don't worry, my husband won't be home for hours. |
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Miss Behaving
Master Baiter
Joined: 20 Apr 2006
Posts: 190
Location: Down the bookies
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Posted:
Fri Feb 08, 2008 9:55 am |
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Never lend money unless you're willing to lose it. |
_________________ Come to the dark side, we have sweeties.
I bait scummy flatshare/rental scammers. PM the details if you encounter one!
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friday3
Elite Baiter
Joined: 28 Oct 2005
Posts: 1341
Location: beating my new firefox..
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Fri Feb 08, 2008 10:09 am |
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"It's all about if the evidence matches your story, not what really happened" A police officer told me this |
_________________ The above text is the sole intellectual property of friday3. Reproduction without the expressed permission of Friday3 is a breach of copyright punishable be a fine of up to $50 000 (payable by check) and/or 5 years jail.
"Hubbard is a "crackpot" and of "doubtful mental background." - From FBI files concerning L, Ron Hubbard
Mods have a wonderful sense of humor; you just aren't funny
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Posted:
Fri Feb 08, 2008 10:10 am |
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<br>"Always fight fire with fire" - from my father shortly before he was thrown out of the fire brigade. |
_________________ £1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
x135 (at 26/9/2008) x138
"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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Mugatu
** Retired **
Joined: 13 May 2007
Posts: 3773
Location: The star of India
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Posted:
Fri Feb 08, 2008 10:46 am |
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This should be the baiters' prayer:
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God, grant me the serenity
to accept the things I cannot change;
the courage to change the things I can;
and the wisdom to know the difference. |
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_________________ - because you deserve them! x19
Thinking of using phone modalities? Attend the 419eater university on audio baiting.
"They made me to understand you are a Fraud Star" - Ikenna.
"I like traveling very much, it is so exciting and interesting to see foreign countries. but I have never been to foreign countries." - Marina.
"I will have you now I am highly reputable businness magnet." - Pam Doh
"Sorry,i do not know you are all that: a destitute and nuts" - Ben Chris |
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packman
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Dec 2007
Posts: 1498
Location: In his own little world but it's ok, they know him there.
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Posted:
Fri Feb 08, 2008 1:09 pm |
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the best advice i ever got at work. when all else fails blame am underling
best advice frome my wife .. dont sweat the small shite.. and its all small shite |
_________________ Pancratic Cancer is beyond suck.
Our Forum Mods. can beat up your Forum Mods
SB Eye Regime.
The receipt you send is totally invisible ok-Kelly
FUCK YOU SMALL BOI YOU ARE POOR IN HEAD AND SOUL
AND GOD WILL PUNISH YOU FOR SCAMMING HOUNST MEN LIKE ME.. Segun Akintemi
Click here to support 419Eater.com
<-- I got a pony WAHOO
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