My lad dumped me!

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Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 11:43 pm

I cannot believe this woman!

I've complained elsewhere about the awesome laziness of Victoria the Unicorn Lady. I've been trying to get my 'corn's papers for weeks now, and so I figured that reminding her that she was in for 25K would do wonders.

So I ask her to remind me how much I owe her. For some reason, she comes up with the figure of $700. By adding up $300 and $500 Rolling Eyes

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I dropped some heavy hints. I asked her why she was selling unicorns for such a low price. I said that only young or sick unicorns went for that much. I was careful to mention that healthy adults go for thousands, and I wanted a healthy adult.

So does she say, "Whoops, typo there, I meant to say $25,000"? Oh no, not Victoria the Difficult. Instead she tells me:

Quote:

how are you doing today thanks for asking me question yes i know that a unicorn cost alot so the Unicorn and the Unicorn am sending you is just a little kids 8 weeks old and so that is main issue why i less the price of my Unicorn because she still little and i want you to take good care of her ok try and undersand me Einhorn i really want you to get my Unicorn ok so please i think i have really tried for you about selling the Unicorn for you i can Swear to god that the Unicorn is healthy and well Guarantee that is really okay so please if you are not talking about the payment now dont bother to email me again i will try and look for another buyer.
Thanks

Well thanks a lot, Vicky!

I am, of course, going to e-mail her in a week or so and say that I want the baby unicorn after all. But still, to drop me because she doesn't want to make a *&%$ing simple document on MS Paint? Sheesh.

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 11:46 pm

Give it a month to think about carrying out your relationship long term. Twisted Evil

Who know's... maybe you'll find a new pet after the dump.

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 11:46 pm

God she sounds like a lazy one.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 17 Jan 2008 Posts: 54

I have a Unicorn for sale. She's a healthy adult, ready to be bred

Just WU me the money and I'll arrange shipping Very Happy

Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 1:01 am

Why don't you just carry on w/ the bait? Seems like the easy solution to me.

Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 10:58 am

It doesn't seem that "she" dumped you; she was just making a threat, like they always do.

Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 11:20 am

^^ Yeah, an idle threat from a truly bone idle lad.

Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 11:35 am

~ steveperry,

I'd give her a second horn Razz

Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 3:29 pm

@thefife -I am planning to contact her later, as I said above.

@Kurat -I think she does really want me out of her life. I've been really giving her grief lately.

Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 4:32 pm

ChainYanker wrote:

@Kurat -I think she does really want me out of her life. I've been really giving her grief lately.

I think the problem is that you just don't know any better; you have to WORK for a successful relationship!
Razz

Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 6:28 pm

Quote:

try and undersand me Einhorn i really want you to get my Unicorn

ChainYanker - are you baiting Ms Vicky as Ira Einhorn, by any chance?

419Eater is my life Joined: 18 May 2007 Posts: 428

Perhaps I could be of assistance? "I understand that you have a problem and need papers for a Unicorn. I can arrange to get those for you, for a cut in the profits... "

Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 8:18 pm

@ChainYanker

Using the name Einhorn to buy a unicorn..........God that's funny stuff. Laughing

Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 9:18 pm

ChainYanker wrote:

I think she does really want me out of her life. I've been really giving her grief lately.

That's the way to go with a lad... Wink

She did not dump you... she said -- talk money or let me be -- do you need any clearer invite to ask more questions about the young unicorn?? twisted:

Does the diet of a young unicorn differ from the diet of an adult one? Is she weaned? Do you need to order unicorn milk to provide to the young one? Can you buy the milk from Vicky??

Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 3:43 am

yastreb wrote:

. . are you baiting Ms Vicky as Ira Einhorn, by any chance?

No, as "Melani Einh0rn". Why- does "Ira" mean unicorn, too?

Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 4:37 am

ChainYanker wrote:

@thefife -I am planning to contact her later, as I said above.

This could be a fun bait in the right hands. Carry on.

Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 10:21 am

Quote:

Why- does "Ira" mean unicorn, too?

Ira Einhorn was a New Age guru who achieved greater fame as a fugitive murderer:

http://www.crimelibrary.com/notorious_murders/famous/einhorn/index_1.html

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ira_Einhorn