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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Wed Feb 06, 2008 8:01 pm |
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By George, I think he's finally getting it. Hopefully he's signing his mails to other intended victims like this. I've been helping him out with western email ettiquette for some time.
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His majesty,
I received your mail with delight and i plead that you forgive for any wrong doing His Majesty.
I will immediately go into action and do the baptism since you have sent me the wordings and send same to you without delay
This is to see that a modern deserving chapel is built here in Ouagadougou which i hope you personally will come for its inauguration (he's going to really regret saying that)
I once more assure you His Majesty that we are going to win a lot of souls for the brotherhood here in Ouagadougou and the whole of west Africa.
Be always shagged, twatted and may your knackers be tightly gripped
Thanks
TOSSER
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_________________ SATISFIED CLIENTS:
"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0
"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo
"Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)
9x 4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
'Ed', 3 yrs 8 mnths 'Oguguo',6 years and 4 months |
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Posted:
Wed Feb 06, 2008 8:02 pm |
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Perfect. Just perfect. |
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Mugatu
** Retired **
Joined: 13 May 2007
Posts: 3773
Location: The star of India
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Wed Feb 06, 2008 8:06 pm |
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That kills me.
Dutchbait has a nice one too, it goes something like "Forever, up yours." He CCd me a few of his emails the other day.
I've never got the bolleaux to go that risque!
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thefife
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Apr 2007
Posts: 2261
Location: Soaked in Holy Ghost Fiyah...it tastes like chicken
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Wed Feb 06, 2008 8:07 pm |
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See what I mean by helping the lad w/ his English. Great job!! |
_________________ Mercedes-Benz Safari Invitational Peter S0lomon Lagos to Calabar Lagos to Kano via Abuja (w/ OxygenDeprived)
Barr. Johnny Gawa: Hello Baby.
Let hope to make it more real for good. (+2 pics of him rockin his delicate underthings)
Pastor Ramesh:Dear Mother Guch33y B4ggs in christ,
...So we want repair our tached prayer house. If you would like to help us 500 dollars it will be great help...Now I am some pictures for your kind notice. I am waiting for your reply.
Thanking you. Yours in His service (+ Banner!)
Pastor Ramesh: I dont want any luxary life ...Presently I need bicycle. It cost nearly $100 dollars. If you give this it is great need for me.
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Khaan
419Eater is my life
Joined: 13 Nov 2003
Posts: 291
Location: Somewhere in Europe
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Wed Feb 06, 2008 8:37 pm |
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I can already see this lad taking a stroll across Africa. |
_________________ John Aka Bamba
- "I GOT YOUR REAL NAME TO ISAKABA ABASA KASA WILL FOLLOW YOU NOW COUNT ON THE DAYSSSSS!!!!!!!!!"
- "You fucking idiot!You fucking idiot!You fucking idiot!You fucking idiot!You fucking idiot!You fucking idiot!You fucking idiot!You fucking idiot!".......
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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Wed Feb 06, 2008 9:08 pm |
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I just can't wait to see him panic when I take him up on his offer of my flying over there to oversee the chapel inauguration. In fact, I'll be bringing the money AND supervising the building, too. Blueprints and stuff will be required. |
_________________ SATISFIED CLIENTS:
"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0
"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo
"Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)
9x 4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
'Ed', 3 yrs 8 mnths 'Oguguo',6 years and 4 months |
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Eliza_Doolittle
"Warned for lad hugging"
Joined: 16 Mar 2006
Posts: 1979
Location: Contemplating a plan to steal Shiver's cat
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Wed Feb 06, 2008 9:15 pm |
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After having a bad day, you have brought a smile to my face. Thank you!! |
_________________ Uch3nna - 222km Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin
M4rtins Uzo - Lagos to Abuja "l have spent money,time,took risk to travel all the way from lagos to abuja to meet you.(8 good hours on board)."
Ed - Port Harcourt to Kaduna
vLad's ebay auction states "Wonderful seller! Thinks "out of the box" to get item to you."
<br>
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/MrsRobinson419"> Click to see the videos Ed sent me.</a><br>
<A href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/index.html"> Eliza's lad quotes, photos, and audio files</a>
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*this sig icon has been censored* <br><a href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/809104_ML.pdf" > click here</a> for a Bank Account Transfer Form.
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Scam Patroller
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jul 2004
Posts: 11857
Location: UK
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Wed Feb 06, 2008 9:24 pm |
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JMRazor
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2006
Posts: 7103
Location: Yes
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Wed Feb 06, 2008 9:33 pm |
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Betelgeuse
419Eater is my life
Joined: 29 Sep 2004
Posts: 466
Location: Between the North and South Poles
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Wed Feb 06, 2008 10:07 pm |
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ROFLMAO! That has got to be one of the best ones I have seen for a long time.
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lotta
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jun 2005
Posts: 13613
Location: 2 Speckled Cct Springfield Lakes QLD 4300
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Wed Feb 06, 2008 10:10 pm |
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I love it! |
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bank kills
Alan James Watson (AKA Bi Gal, AKA Big Al, AKA De Master Yoda) -2007, 2008, 2009, 2010 "Doos of the year" award winner
Frederick Fokker:
"I am giving you about a month to get your act together, i am cutting you and the eater a bit of slack"
Dec 11, 2007
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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Wed Feb 06, 2008 10:11 pm |
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Scam Patroller wrote: |
Funny stuff Juan ,when he calls you, his majesty, what part are you playing |
Juan SP? I'm an elder in the church, but not just a plain old elder. He's been passed up through every level in the brotherhood, and now he's on extremely HIGH ELDER Donald, who's promised him that at last, his funds will be released. He just needs to do his baptism again. This'll be about the twentieth time I'm going for 'most often soaked with milk' lad.
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HIS MAJESTY,
I was highly delighted when i read your mail that i have been forgiven.
I hope and pray succintly that the finacial officer of the brtethren will fall into your hands so that you will see into my case
I am happy that you have explained to me on the founding of our brotherhood.
I pray sincerely for you.
Remain twatted in the holy knackers,
Thanks
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_________________ SATISFIED CLIENTS:
"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0
"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo
"Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)
9x 4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
'Ed', 3 yrs 8 mnths 'Oguguo',6 years and 4 months |
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Scam Patroller
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jul 2004
Posts: 11857
Location: UK
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Wed Feb 06, 2008 10:49 pm |
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The_Boobs
419Eater is my life
Joined: 02 Feb 2007
Posts: 354
Location: Cornwall, UK
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Wed Feb 06, 2008 10:57 pm |
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Eliza_Doolittle wrote: |
After having a bad day, you have brought a smile to my face. Thank you!! |
I find after having a bad day i'm cheered up by seeing a lad have a worse one. |
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bearkat419
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jun 2007
Posts: 4445
Location: Houston, TX
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Thu Feb 07, 2008 12:18 am |
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Brilliant work! |
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Ex.
Nature's Asshole
Joined: 28 Dec 2007
Posts: 990
Location: Hell's Presidential Suite
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Thu Feb 07, 2008 12:24 am |
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So much sigworthy material in that one. |
_________________ YOU ARE JUST A CHILD WHOO SIT BEHIND HIS COMPUTER MASSTERBATI NG FO HISS FAMILLY - D3nnis M4rk, my lost Safari.
JACK B QUICK YOU ARE NATURES ASHOLE DO NOT EMAIL ME ANYMORE OK - R0ger Jon3s (Right you are mate)
i much prefer s3x in the 4ss - B4rrister 0luwa
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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Sat Feb 09, 2008 10:43 am |
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Just got his latest baptism pics, you can see his english grammar is now at a fairly advanced level.
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"His majesty,"
I have retaken the baptism photographs as i was directed with the correct wordings
Remain briddled in hurgle,
Thanks.
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_________________ SATISFIED CLIENTS:
"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0
"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo
"Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)
9x 4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
'Ed', 3 yrs 8 mnths 'Oguguo',6 years and 4 months |
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Sir Cumfrence
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 20 Feb 2007
Posts: 907
Location: Relatively here.
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Sat Feb 09, 2008 11:03 am |
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This is truely a most magnificent trophy. Left me giggling like a little school girl. Certainly something to aim for. |
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asiaguy
Elite Baiter
Joined: 14 Apr 2006
Posts: 1180
Location: Me Luv U Long Time
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Sat Feb 09, 2008 11:32 am |
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Between @cvb's "balls through the pants" and this thread, you guys are killing me and my keyboard...
There is something so right about 2 lads dressed in smocks with the phrase SHAG ME HARD hanging over their heads.
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_________________ You must be stupied and mad you bastard full she goat. (Charles Soludo)
Madam, is not your signature for Christ sack (Prince Tony Yobo William)
WOMAN YOU SMELL UR ASS SOON AND DIE LIKE RAT WAIT THERE (Barrister John Ola)
I will cock you in a bottle and add peper to your eyes while you will die (My lost love Lad...Morgan)
fuck off and never contact me any more get this insult to your entire family (Barrister Philip Nowoke after 9 futile trips to WU)
I don't know how you think they will be liking your asshole (Paul Mbecki - banker Lad) |
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lotta
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jun 2005
Posts: 13613
Location: 2 Speckled Cct Springfield Lakes QLD 4300
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Sun Feb 10, 2008 12:35 am |
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Remain briddled in hurgle,
Thanks.
TOSSER OGUGUO NWOSU. |
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bank kills
Alan James Watson (AKA Bi Gal, AKA Big Al, AKA De Master Yoda) -2007, 2008, 2009, 2010 "Doos of the year" award winner
Frederick Fokker:
"I am giving you about a month to get your act together, i am cutting you and the eater a bit of slack"
Dec 11, 2007
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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Sun Feb 10, 2008 12:50 am |
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Yes, I don't know where I got that from. I worry me sometimes
For anyone who's curious, here's my instruction mail to him for this trophy pic..
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Dear Tosser,
I am most impressed by your keen attitude, this runs quite contrary to a report made by my predecessor. It's a shame
your previous baptism pictures were a waste of your splendid efforts, but I am sure we shall succeed this time.
Pastor Joseph (Indominu Dictu Shag) readily took the blame upon himself for your not knwing the springtime baptism ritual.
Of course, I had to impose a punishment upon him, and he will be away from the commune for a few days, reflecting on his
error, and ensuring it does not happen again. When he has recovered from his punishment, he will return. I anticipate he will
be ready to fly to your country in just a few days.
Now, the wording on the banner for the springtime ritual of baptism can vary, but all phrases used are derived from ancient
dialects, handed down to us over the generations. The meaning will always be that of "rejoice, for it is springtime, and another
soul is cleansed."
The banner should read "ANOTHER OLD SCHOOL TROPHY OF A TOSSER GETTING MILKED. SHAG ME HARD." Translated from
ancient saxony language, this means "Allelujah, another soul is saved. Accept me, Thor." You should hold
in front of you another, small banner reading "MINGE" which means "reawakening". Take two or more pictures, so that we can select the
best one for the records.
Let us finally get your chapel built Oguguo. I hope you continue to be as energetic in the pursuit of the building of this house of Tossers.
Remain briddled in hurgle,
Elder *****
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_________________ SATISFIED CLIENTS:
"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0
"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo
"Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)
9x 4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
'Ed', 3 yrs 8 mnths 'Oguguo',6 years and 4 months |
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Sun Feb 10, 2008 4:53 am |
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The usual "LOL" emoticon just doesn't do this justice. I mean, I really laughed hard, and long. This is absolute gold! Great work, PDS! I love it! |
_________________ "SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
x4: Shorty
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US lad w/Capone: ( )
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Sun Feb 10, 2008 4:10 pm |
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A full-size study of the same subject matter here:
http://members.419eater.com/~psychedelia_smit/tosser2.jpg |
_________________ SATISFIED CLIENTS:
"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0
"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo
"Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)
9x 4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
'Ed', 3 yrs 8 mnths 'Oguguo',6 years and 4 months
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Khaan
419Eater is my life
Joined: 13 Nov 2003
Posts: 291
Location: Somewhere in Europe
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Sun Feb 10, 2008 9:30 pm |
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PsycheDelia_Smith wrote: |
The banner should read "ANOTHER OLD SCHOOL TROPHY OF A TOSSER GETTING MILKED. SHAG ME HARD." Translated from
ancient saxony language, this means "Allelujah, another soul is saved. Accept me, Thor." |
I envy your baiting skills! |
_________________ John Aka Bamba
- "I GOT YOUR REAL NAME TO ISAKABA ABASA KASA WILL FOLLOW YOU NOW COUNT ON THE DAYSSSSS!!!!!!!!!"
- "You fucking idiot!You fucking idiot!You fucking idiot!You fucking idiot!You fucking idiot!You fucking idiot!You fucking idiot!You fucking idiot!".......
Don't forget to visit 419 S-C-A-M: Scamming Con-Artistic Mugus http://www.freewebs.com/419scam/index.htm |
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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Mon Feb 11, 2008 11:55 am |
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Another beauty:
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His majesty,
Thank you most sincerely for your quick response to my mail whivh i included the baptsm photographs.
His Majesty,i am highly glad and delighted with the way you are handling our vhapel project and i mosty sincerely and humbly promise you I WILL NOT FAIL YOU.
I will negotiate and know the cost of opening a cyber cafe in our country here His Majesty and get you informed accordingly.
I am equally waiting to get the flight svhedule of pastor Joseph here to our commune while i look forward to your coming here to open our chapel.
Remain twatted, shagged and soaked in barf.
Thanks
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_________________ SATISFIED CLIENTS:
"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0
"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo
"Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)
9x 4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
'Ed', 3 yrs 8 mnths 'Oguguo',6 years and 4 months |
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