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asiaguy
Elite Baiter
Joined: 14 Apr 2006
Posts: 1180
Location: Me Luv U Long Time
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Wed Feb 06, 2008 6:04 pm |
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I'm trying to get my Lad to visit me in S1mb4 C4mp.
So my character, (been developing a nice relationship with this Lad for 3 months) just stole a whack of charity cash and was last seen departing on a flight from Paris to Niger.
When the Lad tried to e-mail her again, my fugitive's boss replied on the employees mail account stating that she was looking for her, and asked if the Lad had heard from her.
Rather than accept the story of a disgruntled employee gone astray with a bunch of money...the Lad went crazy...
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You are a liar Ms Winifr3d 3ds3l or whatever you called yourself. My mind is telling me that you have killed her. You are a bad woman from the way you are talking.
But I will promise you one thing, that is what I will exactly do, I am going to publish this to the whole world, listen the UN top men knows Ms H4nn4 too well and I am going to make contact with them that you have killed her, I have you complet address which am going to forward to them rightnow.
Also American FBI will have a copy of my mail to UN. That is my promise to you. I am giving you only 48hours to tell me that you have found her.
Cann't you read your mail carefully, Ms H4nn4 cann't be missing and you have an access to her private mailbox, this an a pure indication that you forced to to give you the access to her mailbox and you and your hired men killed her. |
My fugitive character will remain missing longer than planned just to play this out for awhile. |
_________________ You must be stupied and mad you bastard full she goat. (Charles Soludo)
Madam, is not your signature for Christ sack (Prince Tony Yobo William)
WOMAN YOU SMELL UR ASS SOON AND DIE LIKE RAT WAIT THERE (Barrister John Ola)
I will cock you in a bottle and add peper to your eyes while you will die (My lost love Lad...Morgan)
fuck off and never contact me any more get this insult to your entire family (Barrister Philip Nowoke after 9 futile trips to WU)
I don't know how you think they will be liking your asshole (Paul Mbecki - banker Lad) |
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thefife
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Apr 2007
Posts: 2261
Location: Soaked in Holy Ghost Fiyah...it tastes like chicken
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Wed Feb 06, 2008 6:15 pm |
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The lad has been taking those hitman scams a little too seriously.
Deny, deny, deny, but offer to pay him off for his silence b/c you can't afford a scandal. |
_________________ Mercedes-Benz Safari Invitational Peter S0lomon Lagos to Calabar Lagos to Kano via Abuja (w/ OxygenDeprived)
Barr. Johnny Gawa: Hello Baby.
Let hope to make it more real for good. (+2 pics of him rockin his delicate underthings)
Pastor Ramesh:Dear Mother Guch33y B4ggs in christ,
...So we want repair our tached prayer house. If you would like to help us 500 dollars it will be great help...Now I am some pictures for your kind notice. I am waiting for your reply.
Thanking you. Yours in His service (+ Banner!)
Pastor Ramesh: I dont want any luxary life ...Presently I need bicycle. It cost nearly $100 dollars. If you give this it is great need for me.
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dr stephen williams
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 16749
Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Wed Feb 06, 2008 6:18 pm |
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^^^^ Like the Fife said, Yeah, it wasn't me, I am innocent, but how much to keep all of this hush hush.... |
_________________ x10 Acra-Ctnu Tgo-Pnjari Lgos-Ctnu Lgos-Ynde Lgos-Mndmba Lgs-Prku PrtHrcrt-Abche Lgos-Nttngu Bmko-Ctnu (wDQ) Frnce-Dbln (wPadme)
x2 x7 x7 x6 Team Turd Lgs-Dla Bnn-Lbra Acra-Dkar Dkr-Bnjul- Dkr-Tmbktu-Abche-Adre-N'djmna Lgos-Cairo-Aswn-Jail Ctnu-Lgos Ctnu-acra Lgos-Jbrg-Drbn-Prt-Elzbth-CT-Sprngbk-CT-Drbn-CT-Hrre-Lska-DsSlm-Mmbsa-Nirbi-Kmpla 28,510 Miles
x2 x6 x4 Team Woody Acra-Sngpre Acra-Dkr-Rsso-Bmko Acra-Ctnu
Lgos-Dkr-Rsso (wKLG)
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hacker9
419Eater is my life
Joined: 18 May 2007
Posts: 428
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Wed Feb 06, 2008 6:18 pm |
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Ooh, he's smart. Maybe he'd like a job with the Collective. |
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Wed Feb 06, 2008 6:18 pm |
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That's great, Asiaguy! Don't you love when the lads help make the bait entertaining! |
_________________ 348 Fake Sites killed
x 100 2 Years |
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Cachuma
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 May 2007
Posts: 2284
Location: Blowing bubbles at 130 fsw
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Wed Feb 06, 2008 6:21 pm |
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Wow, this mugu has been watching way too many episodes of Matlock...! |
_________________ Alex Mandl4: The past week has been the worst in my entire life, I have lost weight, I don't sleep at night, I left my job abruptly, and do you think it has been easy for?
Master Nicholas Radf@rd: I must confess that i am higly obliged to be a cretin, it is a rare privilegde.
= Mr. Mandl4 & Mr. Brown, 1480 total miles: Johannesburg to Gaborone; Gaborone to Maun; Back to Gaborone; back to Johannesburg.
x15 X1 X1
<---TS certified. |
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kurat
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 09 Nov 2006
Posts: 522
Location: Europe
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Wed Feb 06, 2008 7:06 pm |
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Everyone else gets the crazy(fun!) lads, I get the ones who can barely write understandable English
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_________________ J0el Akum14h - Accra->Tamale->Accra(880km) co-bait with bill mcdill
First kill: (13Nov06)
Fake banks: [ eBay scamsite]
x107
"I believe that you would not want to hear more of a lawyer language and grammars" - Saint Patrick
"so for my lawyer I want to also seriously sit on the emails I have received" - Mrs. N1na M1lha
"If i don't see you guys today.I probably would starve and have no where to sleep as i cant access my account here while some are low on cash" - Jo3l Akum1ah |
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thefife
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Apr 2007
Posts: 2261
Location: Soaked in Holy Ghost Fiyah...it tastes like chicken
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Wed Feb 06, 2008 7:15 pm |
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^^ Teach your lad how to speak English proper then. I'm sure there are all sort of wonderful words and phrases the lad will find helpful. |
_________________ Mercedes-Benz Safari Invitational Peter S0lomon Lagos to Calabar Lagos to Kano via Abuja (w/ OxygenDeprived)
Barr. Johnny Gawa: Hello Baby.
Let hope to make it more real for good. (+2 pics of him rockin his delicate underthings)
Pastor Ramesh:Dear Mother Guch33y B4ggs in christ,
...So we want repair our tached prayer house. If you would like to help us 500 dollars it will be great help...Now I am some pictures for your kind notice. I am waiting for your reply.
Thanking you. Yours in His service (+ Banner!)
Pastor Ramesh: I dont want any luxary life ...Presently I need bicycle. It cost nearly $100 dollars. If you give this it is great need for me.
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HANS MOLEMAN
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 01 Mar 2005
Posts: 906
Location: Halfway between the stubble jumpers and the big rocks
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Wed Feb 06, 2008 7:19 pm |
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Talk about paranoid!
This could develop into a parallel extortion bait. Funny how most of the lads have direct access to the UN and the Effa Bee Eye. |
_________________ X3 x2 x4 x3
x 6
"what is going on is that soon i am going to kill you , because you eat my money " - Malaysian hitlad
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thefife
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Apr 2007
Posts: 2261
Location: Soaked in Holy Ghost Fiyah...it tastes like chicken
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Wed Feb 06, 2008 7:21 pm |
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It's b/c of their potential as informants. |
_________________ Mercedes-Benz Safari Invitational Peter S0lomon Lagos to Calabar Lagos to Kano via Abuja (w/ OxygenDeprived)
Barr. Johnny Gawa: Hello Baby.
Let hope to make it more real for good. (+2 pics of him rockin his delicate underthings)
Pastor Ramesh:Dear Mother Guch33y B4ggs in christ,
...So we want repair our tached prayer house. If you would like to help us 500 dollars it will be great help...Now I am some pictures for your kind notice. I am waiting for your reply.
Thanking you. Yours in His service (+ Banner!)
Pastor Ramesh: I dont want any luxary life ...Presently I need bicycle. It cost nearly $100 dollars. If you give this it is great need for me.
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Worf
Elite Baiter
Joined: 27 May 2007
Posts: 1690
Location: Florida - it's hot down here
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Posted:
Wed Feb 06, 2008 7:22 pm |
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I love it when lads throw you a curveball that takes the bait off in a completely different direction |
_________________ "Honey there no way to go out side camp without peppers and passport." - M1racle Y0rm1e
"Either you are lying or you are not telling the truth here, buddy." - H4rrison Ford (the lad, not the actor of course)
"you are an embodiment of permanent failure, an epitome of misfortune of life . . . a disgrace to your generation" - Lambert Lee
= Rev. Michael Jeans - Dakar to Ziguinchor
= Rev. Michael Jeans - Dakar to St. Louis, Senegal (co-bait with OxygenDeprived)
= Mattar - Abidjan, Ivory Coast to Accra, Ghana
= Stanley, co-bait with VDJ, Gadget and Jayhawk - Aba to Benin City
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