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kurat
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 09 Nov 2006
Posts: 522
Location: Europe
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Tue Feb 05, 2008 10:26 pm |
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This bait is only ~5 emails long, but as I told him that my "daughter" died during Katrina, i received this:
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My Dearest Beloved
Brother in Jesus Christ Our Lord-God Savior!!!
Dear Mr. H.P. L0vecr@ft,
I thank you for your response regarding my letter to you and I can only hope the reader of this letter is as outraged as my heart cries for this Tsunami Victims. Those readers of brittle disposition might do well to await a ride on the next emotionally indulgent transport; this one is scheduled nonstop over rocky roads.
As soon as you're strapped in I'll announce something to the effect of how this is a lesson for those with eyes to see. It is a lesson not so much about Tsunami Victims's conniving behavior but about the way that sometime in the future Tsunami Victims will use mass organization as a system of integration and control.
Fortunately, that hasn't happened...yet. But it will surely happen if we don't act against injustice, whether it concerns drunk driving, domestic violence, or even priggism.
We should note, of course, that what I've written about Tsunami Victims doesn't prove anything in itself. It's only suggestive but it does make a good point that in order to solve the big problems with Tsunami Victims we must first understand these problems, and to understand them, we must improve the living conditions of the most vulnerable in our society -- the sick, the old, the disabled, the unemployed, and our youth -- all of whose lives are made miserable by Tsunami Victims.
Although I respect Tsunami Victims's right to free speech just as I respect it for parasitic liars and cheats, sophomoric, whiney scoundrels, and reckless barbarians, it recently went through a Fabianism phase in which it tried repeatedly to conceal information and, occasionally, blatantly lie. In fact, I'm not convinced that this phase of its has entirely passed.
My evidence is that Tsunami Victims has a vested interest in maintaining the myths that keep its little empire loyal to it. Its principal myth is that feudalism is absolutely essential to the well-being of society. The truth is that the justification Tsunami Victims gave for forcing me to become clinically depressed was one of the most uncouth justifications I've ever heard.
It was so uncouth, in fact, that I will not repeat it here. Even without hearing the details you can still see my point quite clearly: Tsunami Victims likes projects that create profound emotional distress for people on both sides of the issue.
Could there be a conflict of interest there? If you were to ask me, I'd say that you might say, "The underlying reasons and causes for its bitter reinterpretations of historic events must be defined, examined, and resolved, or they'll never cease." Fine, I agree. But its victims have been speaking out for years. Unfortunately, their voices have long been silenced by the roar and thunder of Tsunami Victims's followers, who loudly proclaim that Tsunami Victims can make all of our problems go away merely by sprinkling some sort of magic, pink, pixie dust over everything that it considers superficial or daft. Regardless of those anti humanist proclamations, the truth is that I, for one, resent being exposed to frowzy pop psychologists.
Let me try to explain what I mean by that in a single sentence: Anyone who hasn't been living in a cave with his eyes shut and his ears plugged knows that we mustn't let it con us into believing that science is merely a tool invented by the current elite to maintain power as that would be like letting the Mafia serve as a new national police force in Italy.
How I pity Tsunami Victims if I were to be its judge. I would start by notifying the jury that we must soon make one of the most momentous decisions in history. We must decide whether to let Tsunami Victims lash out at everyone and everything in sight or, alternatively, whether we should build a world overflowing with compassion and tolerance. Upon this decision rests the stability of society and the future peace of the world.
My view on this decision is that we must work together to look into the future and consider what will happen if we let Tsunami Victims shake belief in all existing institutions through the systematic perversion of both contemporary and historical facts. What can you do to help? For starters, you might want to keep our priorities in check. I personally derive great satisfaction in doing that sort of thing because I have a tendency to report the more sensational things that Tsunami Victims is up to, the more shocking things, things like how it wants to play fast and loose with the truth. And I realize the difficulty that the average person has in coming to grips with that, but its stories about classism are particularly ridden with errors and distortions, even leaving aside the concept's initial implausibility. Let me close where I began: It is a dangerous folly to ignore the threat to democracy posed by licentious cozeners.
I will contact my personal lawyer now and let him know regarding the police proof of a thing you have just told me and asked him to send it to me as you request and when I received from him and I will send to you also as I have the time do not be bother and worried so much.
I have attached to you my picture for your personal confirmation and I will await yours also as you never meat with me before, but if you have heart and my letter here moves you then you will understand how I want your help here to entrust to you this funds and do what is necessary as my heart desired mission project about the Tsunami Victims who cries for help each and every day by days.
I will appreciate your immediate response.
Yours Sincerely.
Sister who as and serve the Lord our God as our personal Savior within us in our Souls!!!
Pr0fess0r.D0ct0r.M1ss. N1na M1lh@ |
WTF?
Is he quoting something? Why is he using caps in "Tsunami Victims"?
I'm not a native English speaker, but I analyzed it, and I didn't find anything that might "justify" his weird speech :S |
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Nanny Ogg
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Joined: 19 Mar 2007
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Tue Feb 05, 2008 10:57 pm |
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To me it looks like Tsunami Victims has been used as a substitue for , say, a religious movement.
I'd think it's been lifted from a blog or suchlike.
Why your lad has used Tsunami Victims is beyond me. |
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kurat
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 09 Nov 2006
Posts: 522
Location: Europe
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Tue Feb 05, 2008 11:04 pm |
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Edit: Full requote of previous post deleted. See it ^^^^^
It seemed like it to me too, but he honestly wouldn't have any reason to use it that way.
I already slapped him for offending the victims of natural disasters...waiting for an explanation from him. |
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First kill: (13Nov06)
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"I believe that you would not want to hear more of a lawyer language and grammars" - Saint Patrick
"so for my lawyer I want to also seriously sit on the emails I have received" - Mrs. N1na M1lha
"If i don't see you guys today.I probably would starve and have no where to sleep as i cant access my account here while some are low on cash" - Jo3l Akum1ah |
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Scam Patroller
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jul 2004
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Tue Feb 05, 2008 11:21 pm |
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kurat
Master of Master Baiters
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Tue Feb 05, 2008 11:31 pm |
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What the heck was he thinking???
Producers of MTV --> Tsunami Victims
Anyway, I can slap him him about plagiarism and not taking this seriously.
Thanks for pointing this out S.P. |
_________________ J0el Akum14h - Accra->Tamale->Accra(880km) co-bait with bill mcdill
First kill: (13Nov06)
Fake banks: [ eBay scamsite]
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"I believe that you would not want to hear more of a lawyer language and grammars" - Saint Patrick
"so for my lawyer I want to also seriously sit on the emails I have received" - Mrs. N1na M1lha
"If i don't see you guys today.I probably would starve and have no where to sleep as i cant access my account here while some are low on cash" - Jo3l Akum1ah |
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Slightlyoutofit
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
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Tue Feb 05, 2008 11:42 pm |
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Don't slap him too hard or in his next email he may start dissing Volcano Survivors. |
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Obi-Wan Knievel
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Joined: 10 Dec 2006
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Wed Feb 06, 2008 5:03 am |
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Anyway, I can slap him him about plagiarism and not taking this seriously. |
Not taking this seriously, yes. But avoid the plagiarism thing if you can. Your lad knows he's bluffing, so calling him out on it increases the twig-factor by ten. Start pointing out exactly where your lad made his mistakes and a) the twig-o-meter hits the red line and b) you just taught your lad to be more convincing next time out.
A well-placed and well-timed slap can often show you what your lad is made of when he replies, but remember to do it carefully. A good slap is fun, but asking him to elaborate on his well-worded observations may prove much more entertaining and might open more doors for you.
Just a suggestion of course. I mean no offense to tsunamis or their victims, regardless of their controlling nature or conniving ways. |
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Wurzgnubbel
419Eater is my life
Joined: 07 Apr 2006
Posts: 441
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Wed Feb 06, 2008 10:51 am |
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Sounds like some insult-generator rambling to me. |
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kurat
Master of Master Baiters
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Location: Europe
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Wed Feb 06, 2008 11:10 am |
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@Obi-Wan Knievel
Yes, I figured that slapping him for the plagiarism might not be a very good idea, so I didn't
Anyway after I slapped him for not respecting the victims, I got this:
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I thank you for this email as your response as you said you are shocked to received my email as it content the way it was written by me to you why am I using the word Tsunami Victims in caps and why am I also bashing and insulting victims of natural disaster, please I am not in any ways doing what you have just said in regarding to your email, but was only explaining what there is happening with this people, so I best to believe that you don't know much more of this people as I do that is why I want my funds to be under your custody for the purposed usage of this victims. |
Seems like the millions of dollars he offers me was meant to be donated to tsunami victims...I don't remember, since I rarely remember what was the scam letter about. |
_________________ J0el Akum14h - Accra->Tamale->Accra(880km) co-bait with bill mcdill
First kill: (13Nov06)
Fake banks: [ eBay scamsite]
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"I believe that you would not want to hear more of a lawyer language and grammars" - Saint Patrick
"so for my lawyer I want to also seriously sit on the emails I have received" - Mrs. N1na M1lha
"If i don't see you guys today.I probably would starve and have no where to sleep as i cant access my account here while some are low on cash" - Jo3l Akum1ah |
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SlapHappy
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Wed Feb 06, 2008 11:44 am |
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@kurat - This guy is not good at writing English. He made another mistake in his last sentence. He meant to say that you know more about the victims, not you don't know more. Don't point out all his errors, though, best not to edumacate the lads. |
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Rodus
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Wed Feb 06, 2008 12:19 pm |
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Get back to him about how you and the large majority of the world also loathe the Tsunami Victims. If he incorporates this into his script full time then it could save some innocent vics. |
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kurat
Master of Master Baiters
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Location: Europe
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Wed Feb 06, 2008 12:47 pm |
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Yes, I always try to think: "Will the lad perform better next time, if I tell him this?"
But I tried very subtly to include the church of "Tsunami Victims" in my response, so let's hope he likes it |
_________________ J0el Akum14h - Accra->Tamale->Accra(880km) co-bait with bill mcdill
First kill: (13Nov06)
Fake banks: [ eBay scamsite]
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"I believe that you would not want to hear more of a lawyer language and grammars" - Saint Patrick
"so for my lawyer I want to also seriously sit on the emails I have received" - Mrs. N1na M1lha
"If i don't see you guys today.I probably would starve and have no where to sleep as i cant access my account here while some are low on cash" - Jo3l Akum1ah |
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kurat
Master of Master Baiters
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Wed Feb 06, 2008 8:14 pm |
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I am so glad that you would distribute 50% of the money between these children
charities, but as for the other 50% would be going into your Christan Church, which goes by the name "Christian Tsunami Victims Church of Mposter" and
that distributes money to Tsunami Victims all over the world. as you mean it
is a very good charity |
I'm trying to introduce this church into his vocabulary |
_________________ J0el Akum14h - Accra->Tamale->Accra(880km) co-bait with bill mcdill
First kill: (13Nov06)
Fake banks: [ eBay scamsite]
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"I believe that you would not want to hear more of a lawyer language and grammars" - Saint Patrick
"so for my lawyer I want to also seriously sit on the emails I have received" - Mrs. N1na M1lha
"If i don't see you guys today.I probably would starve and have no where to sleep as i cant access my account here while some are low on cash" - Jo3l Akum1ah |
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doc holliday
Squirrels Hate Me
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Thu Feb 07, 2008 8:15 pm |
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I've been messing with this clown for about a week now,and yes,his initial e-mail says something about helping tsunami victims.I think he is mad at me now,and ready to drop me(I'm still new at this.)One thing that really tics him off is to insult the country of Ghana. |
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kurat
Master of Master Baiters
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Location: Europe
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Thu Feb 07, 2008 9:07 pm |
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I am having fantastic time with him...he's so off script that I don't know if we'll ever even get to the transfers
He's also pretty dumb, and like I said, very easy to get off script.
He likes to talk about religion, tsunamis, me and his doctor/professor degrees.
I suggest him for beginners
"Her" info: |
_________________ J0el Akum14h - Accra->Tamale->Accra(880km) co-bait with bill mcdill
First kill: (13Nov06)
Fake banks: [ eBay scamsite]
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"I believe that you would not want to hear more of a lawyer language and grammars" - Saint Patrick
"so for my lawyer I want to also seriously sit on the emails I have received" - Mrs. N1na M1lha
"If i don't see you guys today.I probably would starve and have no where to sleep as i cant access my account here while some are low on cash" - Jo3l Akum1ah |
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ChainYanker
Collecting TShirts the Hard Way
Joined: 02 Dec 2007
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Fri Feb 08, 2008 3:45 am |
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So that's who you're talking about. I just got an e-mail from him/her this week. Should be fun. |
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doc holliday
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Thu Feb 14, 2008 12:21 am |
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He Finally got around to asking for money today-only wants $9050.However the good Dr. Professor(who has the same ip address),suggested $2050 would be OK to start.This is my first bait,and I'm having more fun than shoild be allowed! |
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kurat
Master of Master Baiters
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Location: Europe
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Thu Feb 14, 2008 12:23 pm |
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I am being asked for the exact same amounts.
But I pissed them off, so they are asking me for $4050 and $5000 through MG up front.
They accepted MG after I told him I don't have a WU office near me.
MG doesn't work either I suppose... A bank transfer? |
_________________ J0el Akum14h - Accra->Tamale->Accra(880km) co-bait with bill mcdill
First kill: (13Nov06)
Fake banks: [ eBay scamsite]
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"I believe that you would not want to hear more of a lawyer language and grammars" - Saint Patrick
"so for my lawyer I want to also seriously sit on the emails I have received" - Mrs. N1na M1lha
"If i don't see you guys today.I probably would starve and have no where to sleep as i cant access my account here while some are low on cash" - Jo3l Akum1ah |
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doc holliday
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Sat Feb 23, 2008 12:01 am |
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I've been noticing something about the messages from the good Dr Milha,and her barrister St. Patrick Eteng.They share the same ip adress,but almost sound like the are being written by 2 differnet idividuals.Would they tie up 2 lads for something like this?
Dr Milha is now very concerned,becuse my character has decided to rob a drug dealer to come up with the money.
Her barrister,is pleased to learn we have a holiday named after him. |
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Jack N0delay,hitlad
You have given me enough stress through the shit you sent to me
Jack the hitlad
What you sent to me is not real, don't you fucking understand simple english, that is not real slip from money gram, I have been using money gram before now, FUCK YOU. IDIOT. PLAY YOUR GAME WELL. MASTER OF ALL PLAYERS
Jack,the hitlad who keeps giving me fresh sig lines
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PsycheDelia_Smith
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Sat Feb 23, 2008 12:41 am |
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He used this complaint generator, which has been used against lads in the past to good effect.
http://www.pakin.org/complaint/ |
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