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JMRazor
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Mon Feb 04, 2008 8:29 pm |
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Seems that some members of the Church of the are not very thankful for all the Church has done for them:
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Greetings my Pastor Lea IN HIS NAME. Pastor I indeed show all the appreciation of your communications to me and understand in HIS name, I think I have come to that stage of me knowing my fellow members in the Church of ministry, having in contact whit few of them, shearing a member hood whit them IN HIS NAME.
And sometimes Pastor I feel like I don�t rely know what I�m doing, because people are rely talking out there and saying many things about me being proud whit a Church that the have not seeing a prove of there progress in my life, because when I was not in this Church things was fine to me but for long that have join this Church, things started getting moor difficult for me.
Pastor not that I am thou tine or complaining, but I want dos people that are saying all this to come back again and open their mouth and pries LIFESON for HIS great work and power indeed.
Pastor Lea. I am your son Henry. I need your courage now!!
IN HIS NAME,
Henry. |
And here I was about to make him an official Pastor for ALL of South Africa....tsk tsk. |
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jojobean
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Mon Feb 04, 2008 8:32 pm |
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because when I was not in this Church things was fine to me but for long that have join this Church, things started getting moor difficult for me |
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Your lad and mine need to get together! They are both skeptical of the church life. |
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Mon Feb 04, 2008 8:32 pm |
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Oh, it just makes you WEEP with compassion, doesn't it?
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kurat
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Mon Feb 04, 2008 8:34 pm |
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He wants all your courage!!!
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Mon Feb 04, 2008 8:38 pm |
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JMRazor
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Mon Feb 04, 2008 8:40 pm |
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Yeah, it's been rough for him. On top of his recent disillusionments, he also failed Part I of his Ordination Exam:
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Dear brother Henry,
Greetings in HIS name. Attached you will see two denials of portions of Part I of the Ordination Exam. I would ask that you re-do these questions and prove to Pastor Tomas Sawwyer that you are indeed ready for your next step.
Please forward to me your revised answers and I will make sure they are reviewed by Pastor Sawwyer as soon as possible.
Do not despair!! The remaining answers were accepted, so that means you answered correctly on more than half of the questions!
I have heard your other email about your bad attitude. All that I can say is that you must pray to and HE will bring you good things. However, your life must be not with sin or else nothing good will come.
Once you are a pastor, then you will have not only the understanding of to keep you warm at night, but a small office and some money to spend on supporting your teachings.
All will be well my friend.
IN HIS NAME,
Pastor Lea |
Here was one of the denials:
Cheers to Marvinator for the Church "Denial" stamp. |
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BRUIN
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Mon Feb 04, 2008 9:06 pm |
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Nothing wrong with this mugu that could not be cured by a retreat - - a spiritual pilgrimage to a holy spot (at least 200 miles away), coupled with fasting and prayer (mostly fasting).
Bruin |
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kurat
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Mon Feb 04, 2008 9:21 pm |
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The lads must think by now, that the world is full of small, independent churches, that crave to give away big dolla' for some preaching.
pfft |
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The_Boobs
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Mon Feb 04, 2008 9:38 pm |
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BRUIN wrote: |
Nothing wrong with this mugu that could not be cured by a retreat - - a spiritual pilgrimage to a holy spot (at least 200 miles away), coupled with fasting and prayer (mostly fasting).
Bruin |
You forgot about the bit where his praying has to be done under the hot sun dressed only in a tinfoil suit.
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BRUIN
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Mon Feb 04, 2008 9:59 pm |
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Close, Boobs - - this particular denomination requires nudity.
Bruin |
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Subma Shingun
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Mon Feb 04, 2008 10:14 pm |
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LIFESON |
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The_Boobs
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Mon Feb 04, 2008 10:20 pm |
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JMRazor wrote: |
I want dos people... |
He also wants a 80's tech guy?
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rumbero
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Tue Feb 05, 2008 1:12 am |
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A ceremonial ritual will prove his devotion to the church.
The purification ritual will cleanse his soul
I don't know why these mugus are not true believers. The church can do so
much for them.
Great job on your bait |
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I bet u , soon , u will be laying in a close casket ,
will make u understand that i'm a spiritual man (Makinwa the retarded mugu)
in juses name u will dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
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SlapHappy
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Tue Feb 05, 2008 8:47 am |
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@JMR - Hilarious! Funny stuff! |
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Tue Feb 05, 2008 9:12 am |
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^^^^I will second that - awesome stuff JMR and the Marvinator! |
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JMRazor
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Tue Feb 05, 2008 1:58 pm |
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Thanks all for the kind thoughts. Below are Henry's answers to Part II of the Ordination exam...some of them are really priceless, however it's a shame they are not handwritten as required (he claimed he is too poor to scan each one, yet look at the last one!):
Answer Number 1:
Answer Number 2:
Answer Number 3:
Answer Number 4 (I love this one ):
Answer Number 5:
Answer Number 6:
Answer Number 7:
Last Page (note he scans this one but no kiss!! ):
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SlapHappy
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Tue Feb 05, 2008 2:06 pm |
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I love his answer to number 6. "Yes there is!" hehehe |
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kurat
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Tue Feb 05, 2008 2:19 pm |
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Nice, considering he is already absolutely LOVING the church, although he isn't a member yet.
The badly cropped signatures are one of my favourite details most fake docs use
EDIT: He is wearing silver(?) jewellery ...didn't your church order all silver to be donated to HIS cause? |
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"I believe that you would not want to hear more of a lawyer language and grammars" - Saint Patrick
"so for my lawyer I want to also seriously sit on the emails I have received" - Mrs. N1na M1lha
"If i don't see you guys today.I probably would starve and have no where to sleep as i cant access my account here while some are low on cash" - Jo3l Akum1ah |
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Mugatu
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Tue Feb 05, 2008 2:22 pm |
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I want a snowdog. |
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JMRazor
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Tue Feb 05, 2008 2:25 pm |
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kurat wrote: |
Nice, considering he is already absolutely LOVING the church, although he isn't a member yet. |
He actually is a member -- see my signature for his tattoo and other membership rites. This is one of my longest baits and this guy keeps coming back for more. He is now in the process of being ordained as a pastor for South Africa. |
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ChainYanker
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Tue Feb 05, 2008 3:33 pm |
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I like how he admitted to stealing people's money.
What the heck's a "snowdog"? |
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JMRazor
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Tue Feb 05, 2008 3:35 pm |
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HitchHiker
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Tue Feb 05, 2008 4:26 pm |
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The_Boobs wrote: |
JMRazor wrote: |
I want dos people... |
He also wants a 80's tech guy?
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Pah! I was using DOS in 1969.
JMR, I'm disappointed in you. Letting him get away with not doing it by hand. Convert the forms to PDF. |
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JMRazor
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Tue Feb 05, 2008 5:11 pm |
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