Lad provides Bible verse as reassurance

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Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 9:00 am

One of Lads, having been denounced by her brother Ross, got some hint of encouragement when she wrote:

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Ross went back to his unit yesterday. I didn't dare say anything while he was here - you don't argue with Ross, however close to him you might be.
What the fuck was he on about? What's a 419 scam? He wouldn't tell me a thing!

My Lad was still cross:

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You asked your sister or who ever to inslted me.calling me scamer.who let her know about this? . WHERE ARE YOU NOW?
HAVE YOU MAKE THE PAYMENT?

Given the five male pronouns in my message, I don't know where he got the idea about a sister...

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I don't have a sister - I saw the email my brother sent you but he didn't say much else about what was going on. He can be a bit intimidating when he gets mad. I don't know how he found out unless he got my email password somehow.
What was he talking about? Is that money real?

The Lad wrote back under the subject READ MARK 11.22:

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I read your mail.i would like you to understand that if the money is not real i would have not been wasting my time here.the bank have contacted you right?demanding for that affidavite of claim that is holding the release of this funds to you. The money is real.go ahead and make the payment and forward the control number to this box immediately the bank receive the documents it will take tree days the funds will get to you.by then those people that is telling you is not true will come to you for help. Thanks and i am waiting to hearing from you as soon as possible.

A quick google found Mark 11:22 - short and to the point:

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Mark 11.22-24 So Jesus answered and said to them, �Have faith in God�.

Eliza, as a devout Odinist, has no idea:

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What the fuck is Mark 11.22? It'd better be relevant to this whole deal! Tell me right away.

More to come...

Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 10:09 am

John 11:35.

Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 2:49 pm

Faith in God, yes. Faith in scammers, no.

Laughing

Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 3:05 pm

This still makes my head spin.
How can these lads quote away like buggery from the bible, while all the time they're in direct contravention of some of the biggest lines in there.

How about these all time greats:

Leviticus 19:11, 13 reads,

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"Ye shall not steal, neither deal falsely, neither lie one to another. Thou shalt not defraud thy neighbor, neither rob him..."

Corinthians 6:9-10 tells us that all thieves will go to hell. It reads:

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"Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind, nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God."

Hebrews 13:5 reads,

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"Let your conversation be without covetousness; and be content with such things as ye have."

Leviticus 19:11-13 says:

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Do not steal. Do not lie. Do not deceive one another.

I could go on all day, but I'll not bore you all. That was a 5 minute google search.

So what are the lads learning in church on a Sunday?

DISCLAIMER: On a religeous footing, I'm a non participant, so I decieve the lads with a clear concience. (I don't want to start a religion flame war here!)

Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 3:24 pm

Well, it just goes to show the limits a lad will go to get a fast buck out of someone. I myself am baiting one who claims to be the second coming of Christ.

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