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Cachuma
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 May 2007
Posts: 2284
Location: Blowing bubbles at 130 fsw
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Sun Feb 03, 2008 9:07 pm |
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I learned early on to never trust you people. |
Never to trust who? Adults? |
_________________ Alex Mandl4: The past week has been the worst in my entire life, I have lost weight, I don't sleep at night, I left my job abruptly, and do you think it has been easy for?
Master Nicholas Radf@rd: I must confess that i am higly obliged to be a cretin, it is a rare privilegde.
= Mr. Mandl4 & Mr. Brown, 1480 total miles: Johannesburg to Gaborone; Gaborone to Maun; Back to Gaborone; back to Johannesburg.
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<---TS certified. |
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Ex.
Nature's Asshole
Joined: 28 Dec 2007
Posts: 990
Location: Hell's Presidential Suite
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Posted:
Sun Feb 03, 2008 9:10 pm |
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I am an adult lol. I meant trust the Eater community. When I first got here, I thought Reaper was older than me and was a girl. |
_________________ YOU ARE JUST A CHILD WHOO SIT BEHIND HIS COMPUTER MASSTERBATI NG FO HISS FAMILLY - D3nnis M4rk, my lost Safari.
JACK B QUICK YOU ARE NATURES ASHOLE DO NOT EMAIL ME ANYMORE OK - R0ger Jon3s (Right you are mate)
i much prefer s3x in the 4ss - B4rrister 0luwa
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Nanny Ogg
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 2628
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Sun Feb 03, 2008 9:18 pm |
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You mean Reapers ISNT a rather naughty old lady ? |
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Ex.
Nature's Asshole
Joined: 28 Dec 2007
Posts: 990
Location: Hell's Presidential Suite
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Sun Feb 03, 2008 9:19 pm |
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Sadly, he just some 16 year old Australian kid.
No offense Reaper. |
_________________ YOU ARE JUST A CHILD WHOO SIT BEHIND HIS COMPUTER MASSTERBATI NG FO HISS FAMILLY - D3nnis M4rk, my lost Safari.
JACK B QUICK YOU ARE NATURES ASHOLE DO NOT EMAIL ME ANYMORE OK - R0ger Jon3s (Right you are mate)
i much prefer s3x in the 4ss - B4rrister 0luwa
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Nanny Ogg
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 2628
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Sun Feb 03, 2008 9:21 pm |
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Another illusion shattered.
Anyone else I should know about? |
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Ex.
Nature's Asshole
Joined: 28 Dec 2007
Posts: 990
Location: Hell's Presidential Suite
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Sun Feb 03, 2008 9:22 pm |
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Well, 419weasel is NOT a weasel. |
_________________ YOU ARE JUST A CHILD WHOO SIT BEHIND HIS COMPUTER MASSTERBATI NG FO HISS FAMILLY - D3nnis M4rk, my lost Safari.
JACK B QUICK YOU ARE NATURES ASHOLE DO NOT EMAIL ME ANYMORE OK - R0ger Jon3s (Right you are mate)
i much prefer s3x in the 4ss - B4rrister 0luwa
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Nanny Ogg
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 2628
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Posted:
Sun Feb 03, 2008 9:23 pm |
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OMG
Who would have thought it? |
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irishemigrant
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 22 Jul 2007
Posts: 4933
Location: 40*45' S 172* 34'E
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Sun Feb 03, 2008 9:31 pm |
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But we all know Nanny is a real witch, she's got the hat and all! And a vicious one eyed cat called Greebo |
_________________ SeniorNet NZ Local Branch ongoing workshops about internet scams
http://www.scamwarners.com/ For when you want to remember why we bait
Goodbye Mike (Paranoid) Friend, confidant, partner. Till we meet again.
Personal Message From The Axeman
<-- Because you have earned them. x8 a few x 13 |
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Nanny Ogg
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 2628
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Sun Feb 03, 2008 9:36 pm |
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^^ So true
Well nearly.
I've got the hat! |
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Khaan
419Eater is my life
Joined: 13 Nov 2003
Posts: 291
Location: Somewhere in Europe
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Sun Feb 03, 2008 10:26 pm |
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When I was in 8th grade, school started at 8.30am. My mother worked far away during that time, so she would wake me up at 6.45am when she'd leave for work.
One day she called me but I overslept, and when I woke up again I looked at my analog wristwatch, and it pointed to 8.20am! I rushed out of bed, put some clothes on, and stormed out of the house. As I rushed through the streets, I couldn't help but notice how silent and deserted the city looked. Neverminding that, I reached school, and the door was locked! Aside from that, no one else was at school. "Maybe it's an holyday and I've missed it...".
When I got home, I went to the computer and started playing, happy about not having school, but around half an hour later I glanced at the digital watch on the telephone, and it said: 8.10am. It seems like I misred my watch's hands, since after consulting it more carefully marked the same hour as the digital watch.
And I went to school. |
_________________ John Aka Bamba
- "I GOT YOUR REAL NAME TO ISAKABA ABASA KASA WILL FOLLOW YOU NOW COUNT ON THE DAYSSSSS!!!!!!!!!"
- "You fucking idiot!You fucking idiot!You fucking idiot!You fucking idiot!You fucking idiot!You fucking idiot!You fucking idiot!You fucking idiot!".......
Don't forget to visit 419 S-C-A-M: Scamming Con-Artistic Mugus http://www.freewebs.com/419scam/index.htm |
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friday3
Elite Baiter
Joined: 28 Oct 2005
Posts: 1341
Location: beating my new firefox..
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Mon Feb 04, 2008 12:02 am |
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Today I found a nickel. There's an interesting story behind this nickel. In 1957, I remember it was, I got up in the morning and made myself a piece of toast. I set the toaster to three - medium brown...
I long for the good old days when during military training we were only allowed minimal contact with the outside world... |
_________________ The above text is the sole intellectual property of friday3. Reproduction without the expressed permission of Friday3 is a breach of copyright punishable be a fine of up to $50 000 (payable by check) and/or 5 years jail.
"Hubbard is a "crackpot" and of "doubtful mental background." - From FBI files concerning L, Ron Hubbard
Mods have a wonderful sense of humor; you just aren't funny
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JoeTam
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 16 Nov 2005
Posts: 2153
Location: Pulling foil arrows out of my head.
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Mon Feb 04, 2008 12:59 am |
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I have a patent on "Boneheadism". 40 years worth. Send 5000$ via WU, and shovel my driveway, then we'll talk. |
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Your moms pu$$! smokes ciggarettes, she whistles in the stadium with your Papa's D!@K.
Nwokeke.
I went to bank. they call police, why you do this to me? I canntsend you anything now.
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The Man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 Apr 2007
Posts: 2885
Location: La La Land
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Mon Feb 04, 2008 1:08 am |
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Friday:
Was that back when there was a picture of a bee on a nickel? Give me 5 bees for a quarter we would say. And we would tie an onion to our belt, as was the style in those days. It would be one of those white ones because we could not get the yellow ones, what with the war on and all.... |
_________________ ---
The Man
YOU ARE A CHILD OF SATAN WITH YOUR HUNGRY DIRTY BODY ,TUNDER FIRE YOU BIG HEAD IDIOT !!! HA HA HA HA HA
IS THIS HOW YOU DECIDED TO TREAT US AFTER ALL WE WENT THROUGH?YOU MADE US TRAVELLED TO ABUJA AND INDEBTED US.
"Cursed is your mother that gave birth to a family-disgrace like you. Cursed is your father he could not control his lust for anything under skate"
"hey u crakhead motherf*cking nitwit, from the way u express the cockamamy sh*t that ur dumb brain is made up of it's so obvious that u never really made it past elementary school but anywayz dogs don't have to go to school afterall."
(Lagos to Abuja)
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<---in lieu of a brownie. TS
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Breddan Butter
Retired Moderator
Joined: 09 Dec 2003
Posts: 4170
Location: Soligorsk, Belarus
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Mon Feb 04, 2008 1:22 am |
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Ex,
A little bit of advice from an ex-service person to a current serviceman.
I spent many years as a serving member of Her Majesty's Royal Britannic Aquatic Hussars, the Royal Belarussian Rifle Brigade and the Belarus Submarine Command.
I've been a member of 419Eater for longer than most.
Our membership, which includes many service personnel, ex-service persons, adults and minors, does not normally feel the need to start topics about things like "it's raining" and I missed the bus this morning".
In anticipation of your next thread "what I had for breakfast", my advice is for you to keep that to yourself.
Giving away military secrets is frowned upon in any society. |
_________________ Можно заплатить кредитной карточкой ?
Пошёл на хуй, мудак !!!
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My IP address is 217.21.39.255. (86.57.134.49 on Sundays) Please don't come knocking on my door. |
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Ivor Grimey Colon
"Trophy slut"
Joined: 16 Jun 2005
Posts: 1338
Location: England
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Mon Feb 04, 2008 2:17 am |
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The Man wrote: |
It would be one of those white ones because we could not get the yellow ones, what with the war on and all.... |
....And that's just about everything that happened in my life right up until I started writing this message. Anyway, I've got to go now, other people need to use the computer. |
_________________ x25 x24 Togo-Ghana "If i tell you that i am happy the way you are playing me i am a lier" - Uche Onwuka
"YOU ARE AN IDIOT AND SON OF A BITCH" - Barrister Melodie Bekee
"If your bait does not cause an ethics thread, you are not baiting hard enough." - YeaWhatever
Pimp My Number | A Donation a Day keeps Nurse Nasty at bay |
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Reaper
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 06 May 2007
Posts: 0
Location: Travelling in a fried-out combie. On a hippie trail, head full of zombie...
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Mon Feb 04, 2008 7:35 am |
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Yes! Thank you so much Ex. You make me look good, please stay.
Me some 16 year old Australian kid? How dare you youngin'! |
_________________ 110+
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Shola - 4.3k miles Lagos - Abidjan | Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos - Sokoto "i have not eaten anything except water"
Mr Floyd - Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos -N'Djamena --> Abeche, with RS (7 days in hell ) "we are dieing here"
Art Trophies: <a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=129502">Eva Bust</a> - <a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=135167">Reaper's Art Gallery</a>
- I am the King of Rome, and above grammar
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Mon Feb 04, 2008 8:14 am |
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Nanny Ogg wrote: |
Another illusion shattered.
Anyone else I should know about? |
I'm not an Elf. |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Mr Fishe
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2003
Posts: 2242
Location: PL_Goldrush
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Mon Feb 04, 2008 10:40 am |
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breadcrumb
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Feb 2006
Posts: 2075
Location: On my knees, licking floors together with TSnerd
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Mon Feb 04, 2008 10:43 am |
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Yes! Thank you so much Ex. You make me look good, please stay. |
He makes you look very mature, Reapie |
_________________ I´d vote for Don or TS but Lotta, Juan and sheboppe are the best! But the squirrel still sucks on the buttons *g*
"your papa, i do you ok, you do fuck your self off goodday" Hitman lad to Usm4an B3ll0
"fuck you and your mumu family for ever andv ever, you go die for bicycle accident this year" Hitman to Usm4n B3ll0
"once again thank you for the disappointment and arranged confussion." Barrister Ise
"Do you said am stupid" lad posing as Mike Pence
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Ex.
Nature's Asshole
Joined: 28 Dec 2007
Posts: 990
Location: Hell's Presidential Suite
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Posted:
Mon Feb 04, 2008 10:45 am |
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This thread is spiraling to destruction. Please delete or lock or something. |
_________________ YOU ARE JUST A CHILD WHOO SIT BEHIND HIS COMPUTER MASSTERBATI NG FO HISS FAMILLY - D3nnis M4rk, my lost Safari.
JACK B QUICK YOU ARE NATURES ASHOLE DO NOT EMAIL ME ANYMORE OK - R0ger Jon3s (Right you are mate)
i much prefer s3x in the 4ss - B4rrister 0luwa
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Gnasher
Baiting Guru
Joined: 29 May 2006
Posts: 2849
Location: Centre Stage in the Theatre of Cruelty
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Posted:
Mon Feb 04, 2008 10:49 am |
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You started it |
_________________ x21
"you have to pay because he need to submit this form to the Federal Ministry Of Fancies" Barrister John/Mike/Richard Okeke
"they are in deed the swinders rotating about in the net and searching for whom they will stylishly defraud your belongings" A. Moron
"Please pray harder for God to guide and protect us during our travelling because flight airplane i observe is a very big risky" Abdul Karibu
"WE DOESN'T LIKE HOW DISOBIDIENT YOU ARE!" Coco Law Chambers
"BE INFORMED THAT YOU WILL INCUR DUMMERAGE AFTER 9 DAYS FROM TODAY" Burkina Faso Air Secure Air Service.\ |
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Ex.
Nature's Asshole
Joined: 28 Dec 2007
Posts: 990
Location: Hell's Presidential Suite
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Mon Feb 04, 2008 10:52 am |
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Well the point of the thread was to talk about present times and how insignificant problems are taken much more serious due to mass commercialism of tiny problems to the point of absurdity. But I am being torn up for being a post whore, so I don't wish for this to go on anymore.
EDIT: IBTL. |
_________________ YOU ARE JUST A CHILD WHOO SIT BEHIND HIS COMPUTER MASSTERBATI NG FO HISS FAMILLY - D3nnis M4rk, my lost Safari.
JACK B QUICK YOU ARE NATURES ASHOLE DO NOT EMAIL ME ANYMORE OK - R0ger Jon3s (Right you are mate)
i much prefer s3x in the 4ss - B4rrister 0luwa
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Reaper
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 06 May 2007
Posts: 0
Location: Travelling in a fried-out combie. On a hippie trail, head full of zombie...
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Mon Feb 04, 2008 10:56 am |
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Ex wrote: |
..But I am being torn up for being a post whore... |
Pfft, you get used to it. You just have to balance it out by making the occasional baiting related post or, after having nothing bigger than some church bait trophy, somehow get something big. Like an art trophy? |
_________________ 110+
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Shola - 4.3k miles Lagos - Abidjan | Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos - Sokoto "i have not eaten anything except water"
Mr Floyd - Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos -N'Djamena --> Abeche, with RS (7 days in hell ) "we are dieing here"
Art Trophies: <a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=129502">Eva Bust</a> - <a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=135167">Reaper's Art Gallery</a>
- I am the King of Rome, and above grammar
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Mr Fishe
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2003
Posts: 2242
Location: PL_Goldrush
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Mon Feb 04, 2008 11:10 am |
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Ex wrote: |
Well the point of the thread was to talk about present times and how insignificant problems are taken much more serious due to mass commercialism of tiny problems to the point of absurdity. |
Was it?
Anyway
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_________________ Lads love forms!
Magic eye fun: Western Union MoneyGram
Pre-transfer red tape: Department of Homeland Security HM Revenue & Customs
Mandatory customer survey: Western Union
"I have decided to leave the church and join a travelling circus..." - the original and best |
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