Safari time! - Well, it was fun while it lasted

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Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 5:20 pm

Finally over? It was great, congrats.

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 5:52 pm

Jimbo has been pestering me to send the laptop and the �3,500 and I must confess that I forgot to speak to Oxygen Deprioved about arranging a courier service.... Embarassed

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 8:04 pm

Jim has gotten boring as hell. I'm still trying to breathe some life back into this but he's stuck on "send me money" or "come to Nigeria." I've explained that I won't go to Nigeria because of the State Department warning. I told him that Peter suggested Ghana, but he simply wrote "I won't go to Ghana." Sheesh. Last night I wrote to Kelvin, at least I got back something that was slightly more than Jim's one-liners:

Quote:

Sweet Susan,
I got your mail and i am fucking kinda surprise, i dont know any jerry, i told you. I am thinkng about you too and i want to be with you. We have both waited for you, and we need to see you. I see no reason why you went to give money to peter chinedu to give to an unknown person.
You really need to send the money yourself now that you are in states.
I have not gotten any money. Let me know when you send.
I love you,
Hugs and Kisses,

B-o-o-o-r-i-n-g. I'm going to give one more shot, working on Kelvin and talking abotu what a prick Jim is. Then I'll just declare this one dead and look for a fresh lad.

It was sure fun while it lasted. It's always a bummer to see a good bait wind down!

Trophy Videos · Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 8:15 pm

Yeah, it's a bummer, Juan, but what a beaut! Very fun, and again, nice work to all involved! Very Happy

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 8:19 pm

I just sent this to Kelvin, we'll see where it goes:

Quote:

I'm worried about Jim. He only sends me little one-sentence emails, always complaining about something or asking for money. He never says anything nice to me anymore, he doesn't tell me what he's doing or thinking about, he doesn't seem to really care about me at all. What can I do? I've asked him to tell me where he would like me to go in Africa so we can finally meet, all he tells me is where he WON'T go. He's not helping me at all! I don't know what to do, how can I schedule a trip if he won't say where he wants me to go? Frankly, between you and me, I'm getting pretty sick of his moods. He really hasn't treated me very nicely for the past couple of weeks. I put an awful lot of effort and money into going to Africa and he has never so much as said 'thank you.' It's not my fault you two couldn't wait another hour for the shuttle van. You could have come in with Peter, he was on that same shuttle. Anyway, if Jim doesn't shape up I think I'm going to have to break up with him. I can't sit around waiting for him forever. I'm a woman with needs, if he doesn't want to be my man I will find someone else who is willing and able to satisfy me sexually.

Maybe we should just forget about him, and you and I could have some fun. What do you think? From all I've heard about you I think we could have a VERY good time! Wink

Hugs & Kisses,
Susan

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 9:46 pm

Hahahaha! Juan! I like how you pin it all on Jim, what a loser he is...hahaha! That will get Mr Hardon to travel! I love this! Poor Jim, though... and,hahahaha, hopefully, poor Kelvin! Twisted Evil

Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 7:41 pm

It's been quiet for a couple of days. I finally wrote to both Jim and Kelvin to rattle their cages. Or, rather, his cage -- I'm still convinced it's one guy, even though they sure act like it's two..... The fact that their emails always come within minutes of each other really tends to support the one lad theory. In any event, he or they is or aren't very happy:

Jim wrote:

Sue My Love,

You have said you cant come to Nigeria, and thats the only place where i know i can meet you. I never heard from Mr and mrs Rhodes for a very long time now.

I dont trust them anymore. They are rippers.

I am sick and tired of this whole shit.

I have to go sleep now and think about what to do with ma life.

Kelvin wrote:

Dearest Susan,

I got your mail, but right now, i am facing difficulties trying to pay up the money i borrowed to travel to Cotonou with Jim.

I never got any money from any Jerry or Chinedu Peter. I am very very angry at both you and Jim at the moment, I dont even want to talk to him anymore.

I just want to be alone.

If you come to Africa, good for you, if you dont come, all the same my life goes on.

I want you to put yourself in my shoes and see what it looks like to pay debts.

Cant you just sent money via Money Gram directly to me and i will make sure i pick it and come to state.

Kelvin.

But then 10 minutes later Kelvin wrote again:

Kelvin wrote:

Sue Love,

I am afriad falling in love with you, i dont want to be heart broken anymore. Can you guarantee me that our relationship will be a very very good one?

I want to be on the same bed with you.

Love,
Kelvin.

I suspect he's tired of his Jim character and is trying to simplify his scam. So it's time for me to ditch Jim and focus on developing a very, very good relationship with Kelvin.... He needs to get into deeper debt. Twisted Evil

Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 9:04 pm

Looks like Kelvin is the one!

Quote:

I want you to put yourself in my shoes and see what it looks like to pay debts.

^^^^ excellent siggy material!

I hope this stays alive! I get to live, vicariously, through your bait! Thank you!

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@ Juan....Let me know when you are planning your next trip. I might get on the plane with you as well. My lad fell in love with my charecter and hasn't asked for a dime....yet! I haven't primed him for a safari yet but I think I can start heading that way shortly. Maybe we can get our two lads together Razz

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Juan Freizwidatt wrote:

I'm still convinced it's one guy, even though they sure act like it's two.....

Kelvin has a very split personality.

Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 4:11 pm

Alas, all good things come to an end. I just got the final goodbye from Jimbo:

Quote:

i am done with you. You are a pain in the ass, i regret ever knowing you, your are a misfortune, and ill luck lastly a jinx.

I dont want to write to you anymore, you made me lost everything i had and yet you want me to loose more even when i never got anything from you in return rather than fuck messages.

Please let me be.

Good day.

Too bad he can't see the irony in his words.

I absolutely love ladmail like this one, drowning in desperation and depression. That's a sign of a very successful bait. He's down, he's out, and he doesn't realize he was baited.... Twisted Evil

Bye, Jim, it was fun while it lasted!

Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 4:16 pm

Tip top work Juan.... Thumbs up

Don't forget, you are entitled to a 10% loyalty discount if you send an other mugu to the Safari Camps... Very Happy

Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 4:18 pm

^^^
I'm working on it, I just haven't found another lad as stupid as Jimbo! Very Happy

Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 6:08 pm

Sue destroyed poor sick Keljim over what, 50 days? Juan and Simba, this has been highly entertaining, instructional, and inspirational the whole time. Thank you.

Sue wouldn't have a picture of herself standing next to her 2009 Escalade and holding a pricey laptop by any chance? Not that you'd want to torment this lad any more...

Trophy Videos · Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 9:03 pm

Juan, what a nice sweet goodbye. hehehe Laughing

You really couldn't ask for more. Great baiting! Laughing

EDIT: Hey, I just notice that you were a Moderator...did I just suckup?
oops! hehehe I didn't mean to do that..... Very Happy

Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 5:02 am

Sucking up will be ignored, but discreet deliveries of Martel Cognac may carry some weight... Very Happy

Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 8:42 am

Juan Freizwidatt wrote:

discreet deliveries of Martel Cognac....

Thats not a problem at all.
Infact, I know a fella who runs a very professional courier service.... Rolling Eyes

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