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Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 3:49 am

These guys are just plain too lazy. Any of my characters who have given them a challenge are dropped. Now I've gotten lazy with them. Most of the time I tell them moneys short and I need a few days. Their response:

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How are you doing today,like you said in your last email,i am waiting for the payment information today because the 3fcc are complaining about the delay.

I am waiting.

Frank

No creativity. Losers!

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 10:22 am

@ Ambush - Oh we have already had the MG, but discounted that as my characters uncle runs the local postal service and he would wonder what his 16 year old neice was up to. So WU it has to be. Being the conscientious young lady that she is and especially not wanting her god fearing parents to a) find out why the 3fcc wanted her to send them money and b) How she actually raised the money so quickly (dirty little hussy!), she sensibly chose MTCN S3cure. They now have to wait 48 hours UNLESS they start revealing the code when funds could be refunded to her once they have revealed at least 33% of the code!! Isn't life a bitch! Laughing

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 12:30 pm

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We have booked rooms at the Stop Over Hotel,so when you got to the airport we will be there,you will see us the efcc,we are wearing red jacket everything in the airport knows us.

Efcc

They expect me to get there... today Laughing

But of course that response was much too late and I didn't get any proof of the reservation.

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 12:32 pm

think i burned another of my charictures with him, he asked why i hadn't paid the other day, told him i was sick with mangey flaps disease, never heard back or is he back in a quiet mode

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 12:43 pm

He/they are fairly quiet at the moment only getting one a day, and mostly one liners.

"kak shoveler" Joined: 20 Dec 2007 Posts: 243

I got a very short letter from d4n today.

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My love,i cant wait to meet you some,i have got my heart,infact my love for doubled ten times after reading your lovely email.

Please i need your phone number,i wana talk to you,please.

I am waiting.

I love you

He is back on the phone number thing again. I will give him an excuse why I don't want to do that yet but I am eventually going to have to.

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 4:44 pm

I fired Barry and asked for a new lawyer. The Efcc asked if they got me a new lawyer, would I pay him. Of course, I said.

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 4:51 pm

I told Tom I'm sending a private jet to pick him up at the airport in Ghana so he needs to be ready at a moments notice & he said "OK". Confused

What does he mean "OK"?! Anyway, I need to find a remote, small airstrip.

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 8:44 pm

I think they gave up on me.

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You will watch and see your inform in the good morning America programm.

Efcc

Anyone watch Good Morning America today? LOL

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 9:18 pm

@lostinengland2006 - Be afraid, be very afraid. When I got the GMA threats, my characters stopped mocking them and pleaded for another chance. I think these guys actually think they're being taken seriously. Start groveling! Laughing

Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 12:33 am

J0hn 5and seems to have misplaced the money I sent him and is threatening to commence a (cheap) suit against me. Rolling Eyes

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Nobody collect any money,let me have the payment information and the receipt,i have told the efcc about what you are and we are not going to take lightlly with out,if wait and did not get what i asked you to send to me now i will commence a suit against you.

Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 1:22 pm

I fired Barry and the Efcc got me a new lawyer, Davis. We'll see how Davis works out Smile

Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 1:35 pm

Oh dear! Looks like they are getting a tad miffed!

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It seems you are playing with us,we are going to deal with you if you dont send the money today

.

All she is doing is asking a simple question that they seem to have a problem with Rolling Eyes

Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 2:40 pm

Man those guys are lazy.

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The court is on now and you did not appear.

3fcc

I answered them and told them that they have to send me some documents for my lawyers. And that they should stop sending me one-liners. no respond so far.

Have they given up on all of us? And if so why do they even bother to send one-liners? Or are they busy to get some diamonds from Ghana? Laughing

"kak shoveler" Joined: 20 Dec 2007 Posts: 243

Well the latest from D4niel

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My love how are you doing today? i got your last email,i did not meant to hurt you,i will tell you all about myself.

I am 6ft tall,fair,blace hair,brown eyes,i live alone in V1ctoria 1sland,l4gos N1geri4,i like beans and plantain,a little bite rice and egg.

My hubbies are watching movies,listening to music and traveling.

I like it more when you suck my b***s,it really pained that you said you are not sure of my love for you,the love i have for you is like a mountain so high and like an ocean so deep,you insulted my love for you by saying that,all i know is that nothing will ever change my love for come rain come sun.

The only reason why i asked for your is because the feelings is too much and i want to whisper some sweet loving words into your ear and i will be touching my dick while talking with that i can come as many times as possible,i am not going to ask for your number again,i am sorry,okay.

As we start the month of love today,everything you lay your hands on will be lovely.

I love you so much me angel.

I checked the header and it still suggests the UK. But that just makes me more curious. Why would he say N1geria if he is in the UK?

He didn't read my whole letter. I am sure if that. I guess I will ramp the sex again and mix it into my letters in spots so I am sure he reads the whole thing. This is what I wrote to him to get him off the phone sex subject.

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Honey I was a little disappointed with your email today. I was hoping that you would tell me more about you. Where you live, what you do, what you look like and so on. What are you deepest secrets? What are your sexual fantasies? I want to learn more about you.

Instead of you inspiring me with knowledge, romance and sexual overtures I get "I need you number". That was a let down and I am sadden by it. Dan you can give me your number if you want but don't expect me to call to soon. I will give you my number when I am 100% sure this is the real deal. When I receive a email like this, it doesn't seem real to me it just seems somewhat brash.

D4n, honey, I am not into phone sex. I should have told you that in the beginning which is my fault. It reminds me of all those 900 numbers that are advertised on tv in the late evenings and in the singles part of our local news paper. Guys pay for a woman and It is just scripted trash that is meaningless. It is not heart felt. There is no thought or emotions behind it unlike letters that can be cherished forever. I hope you understand this. I would feel like a cheap whore selling my body if I were to engage in phone sex. I like to have sex as you know, but I like to have sex when I am ready for it not when the phone rings. Honey, I hope you understand this. I don't want to confuse you and I am truly sorry if I mis-lead you into thinking I was into it.

snipped

Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 3:46 pm

Well, I have managed a whole 16 days before we get to this -

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We are going to hand over everything to the fbi,cia and the new scotland yard.

Well, my poor heroine is so distraught, I think that running away from home might be her only option Laughing

Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 5:43 pm

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Case is going on,if you like you come if you like dont come,we have told you what to do,the case will be going and you know what your absence mean and there is no lawyer to stand for you.

3fcc

at least I still have a chance to present myself in court. Laughing

But I am really angry that they refuse to send me the complaints against me. Gonna slap 'em for such unprofessionality. Twisted Evil

Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 5:58 pm

wow some compassion from the lad!

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Dear sir

I tried to pay frank last week, but he was complaining about not being able to get the money and having to pay his friend, so i went to get the money back and i am going to pay to his friend, I have been confined to the house for a few days as my cancer has flared up again and is very painful but as soon as i am well enough i will be straight there to pay him

thank you for your patience
Efcc

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We are very sorry about your illness,we will be waiting for your email as soon as you do that .

Take it easy.

Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 7:59 pm

My new lawyer, Davis, is on the ball!

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Yes,the efcc told me about you,i attached my call to bar cert and my memebership Id,you know its not every lawyer will like to send their certs through internet,but i am doing this because the efcc is involved.

My fee is $1200.

As soon as i receive your reply i will go ahead and work.

Davis U

Here are Davis's "certs"
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a49/kel4876/misc/CALLTOBARCERTIFICATE.jpg
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a49/kel4876/misc/MEMBERSHIPIDENTITYCARD.jpg

Wow, impressive. When I grow up, I wanna go to The Nigeria Law School Laughing

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Davis,

Wow, you've been a lawyer for 28 years! Kudos to you sir. That is very impressive. I guess that is why you are charging me $1200, which is way more than Barry was going to charge me. But then again Barry sucked as a lawyer. You get what you pay for I guess.

Okay, now that I've replied, what is our strategy in fighting the Efcc, New Scotland Yard, FBI, and the American FBI?

Sincerely,

"kak shoveler" Joined: 20 Dec 2007 Posts: 243

Well here is the latest soap news on K4te and D4niel.

I told him last night I was going out of town after sending two emails one being somewhat nasty. He replied:

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My love how are you today,i got ur two emails,anyway taking the picture is very okay,but you never can say if your girl friend who you want to borrow you the camery will gossip like you rightlly said in one of your previous email. so he is reading them

If yo trust her you can ask her to take the pictures for you,i am robing my c**k as write this mail,feeling the hotness of your c Shocked

t around the cap of my c**k,i am coming i am coming,aahhhh ooo yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh,oh my k4tie,ohhhoohhhhooo my K4tie,yaehhhhh i have come,i wish u are hear to feel my juicy,i have to go and wash up. Shocked

I Love you more than you ever know,lots of kisses from Dan

Do you think he went a little bit over the top? Razz

I keep waiting for him to ask for money and I am almost in shock that he has not brought is up once.

Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 4:01 am

OK that is the height of laziness...he comes after 1/2 a line of text?!?! Evil or Very Mad

"kak shoveler" Joined: 20 Dec 2007 Posts: 243

^^^well you did notice that I didn't post the letter I wrote. It was pretty bad. It would have made a U.S. Marine blush Embarassed

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he comes after 1/2 a line of text?!?!

When your good your good Laughing

Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 5:38 pm

Their answer to my demand for some documents regarding my case:

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We are not going to send it,you will get it when you come here.

Efcc

I sent them a mail asking a lot of questions about the case. Hopefully they write more than one-liners about that.

Has anyone an idea why are they so lazy? Why do they even bother to reply?

Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 6:10 pm

narf wrote:

Has anyone an idea why are they so lazy?

They are lads. It's the main qualification other than boundless greed. Rolling Eyes

Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 9:14 am

@ Ambush - This lad is quite obviously a "new man" lad!

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ohhhoohhhhooo my K4tie,yaehhhhh i have come,i wish u are hear to feel my juicy,i have to go and wash up.

Satisfying his woman and then going to do the dishes - for gods sake don't tell the wife!

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