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thefife
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Wed Jan 30, 2008 1:51 pm |
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One of my mugus, "J0s3ph the Kind" I like to call him is turning out to be quite a greedy little lad. He's smarter than your average lad & has what I consider good writing abilities compared to non-mugus. Anyway, it seems it's not enough I'm entrusting him w/ a shitload of rare, albeit stolen, diamonds. I told him to meet me in Liberia so I could give him the diamonds to take to the buyer he found. Surprise, surprise, he put up a a little fuss.
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Dear Sc4rlet,
Nice to know that you will be able to come to Liberia.
This means that you can equally make it to my country,
I don't see any need meeting you in Liberia when all
the actions will be taking place right here in COTE
D'IVOIRE, I hope you will be able to come to me.
The most interesting aspect is that you don't even
need a visa to my country.
One good information that I have for you about the
diamond is that there is a buyer but the buyer wants
to take a look at them, make his analysis before
sayinga anything about buying. So, do ensure you come
with them when coming to Liberia.
Honestly speaking I am not happy the way I don't speak
with you on phone, I need a number to be calling you.
Please send me a direct number to always call not a
number that goes on answering device.
I hope to hear from you.
J0s3ph |
He knows damn well I'm on parole & my temporary PO will not approve my traveling abroad for pleasure, so I had to remind him & appeal to his greed.
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Dear J0s4ph,
I thought you fully understood my situation.
My temporary PO has made it clear he will not approve
my traveling abroad for recreational purposes. But they cannot
block me from traveling for work related duties.
Therefore, I cannot travel to Cote D'Ivoire because
I have no professional reason for being there.
I will have to wear that stupid GPS monitoring device. So if I enter
Cote D'Ivoire the agency WILL find out and I will get sent back to prison.
Please be clear that I cannot go back to prison.
You must meet me J0s3ph. It is the only way.
Either in Liberia or Benin, whatever is easiest. But I hate to go
so close to you and not be able to see you. I'm very anxious
to meet you face to face.
Maybe there is a city on the border where we could meet?
I can try to get to Liberia a day early or something.
Also, I have been meaning to ask you if there is anything
from here you would like me to bring you.
That is good news about the buyer! I knew you would
come through. You are my hero J0s3ph! I perfectly
understand that he wants to get a look at the diamonds.
That is fine. Are you ok with handling that?
Please be careful with them though.
I haven't gotten any messages from you. Or I would have
called you back. I'm usually out most of the day, so I am not
always by the phone. But I make every effort to return
messages. I will try and call you this weekend so we can
talk on the phone.
Yours,
Sc4rlet |
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Dear Sc4rlet,
O.k, I now understand. Just inform me of your
itineraries to Liberia and I will check the
possibilities of meeting you there. (sounds promising huh?) Any good thing
that you can get your hands on will be much
appreciated, precisely a Suny computer laptop if the
cost is not on a high side and some good extra flat
wrist watches mark Rado or Tisot.
For the Diamonds, it is upto you to decide if leaving
them with me or not.
Just let me know.
J0s3ph |
Well now I know for sure I can always go for the throat greed wise w/ him. It was a bitch getting him off-script, 5-7 emails. It's good even the smarter lads will remind you they are nothing but greedy blood sucking bastards. I will ask him if that's all he wants since I can take 50lbs per suitcase. |
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SlapHappy
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Joined: 15 May 2006
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Wed Jan 30, 2008 4:09 pm |
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@thefife - It looks very promising, indeed, for a future safari! Who could resist diamonds, Suny laptops, and those flat wristwatches?? Not even I, and I'm not greedy at all.
Good luck with your lad. |
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Simba
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Joined: 19 Nov 2006
Posts: 4093
Location: Bila Shaka
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Wed Jan 30, 2008 4:13 pm |
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Do you realise that there are 5imba camps in both Liberia & Benin, and you would be more than welcome at either one.... |
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thefife
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Apr 2007
Posts: 2261
Location: Soaked in Holy Ghost Fiyah...it tastes like chicken
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Wed Jan 30, 2008 4:33 pm |
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@ SH Yes, I have been searching all morning for Suny laptops, no luck. Maybe I should swing by the toy store, that seems like a good place to find a Suny brand laptop. The watch costs upwards of $2500
@ Simba Why do you think I chose those countries hehe. I heard it will make a perfect little love nest for me & my mugu. We haven't gotten that far, but progessing nicely to that end. I may have to take the bull by the horns on that front. He's been gushing about how beautful I am, etc., but I guess he's scared to make his move. |
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Pastor Ramesh:Dear Mother Guch33y B4ggs in christ,
...So we want repair our tached prayer house. If you would like to help us 500 dollars it will be great help...Now I am some pictures for your kind notice. I am waiting for your reply.
Thanking you. Yours in His service (+ Banner!)
Pastor Ramesh: I dont want any luxary life ...Presently I need bicycle. It cost nearly $100 dollars. If you give this it is great need for me.
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dr stephen williams
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Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 16749
Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Wed Jan 30, 2008 5:25 pm |
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@TheFife: As a repeat customer of $imb@$@faris, I can vouch for the excellent service in their camps. Also, the little ticket for the shuttle, hahahaha, I really love that thing.... I'd pay big money on eBay to buy one of those tickets, especially if it was genetically proven to be owned by one of my mugus from the tears left on them....
Great bait! Looks very promising! |
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thefife
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Apr 2007
Posts: 2261
Location: Soaked in Holy Ghost Fiyah...it tastes like chicken
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Wed Jan 30, 2008 6:47 pm |
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Maybe the mugu will appreciate some testimonials from satisfied customers |
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Barr. Johnny Gawa: Hello Baby.
Let hope to make it more real for good. (+2 pics of him rockin his delicate underthings)
Pastor Ramesh:Dear Mother Guch33y B4ggs in christ,
...So we want repair our tached prayer house. If you would like to help us 500 dollars it will be great help...Now I am some pictures for your kind notice. I am waiting for your reply.
Thanking you. Yours in His service (+ Banner!)
Pastor Ramesh: I dont want any luxary life ...Presently I need bicycle. It cost nearly $100 dollars. If you give this it is great need for me.
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rumbero
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Joined: 06 Jun 2006
Posts: 3677
Location: All the Salsa Night Clubs
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Thu Jan 31, 2008 12:34 am |
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Nothing then having a greedy mugu. The incentive of laptops and wristwatches make the bait even stronger. It seems that the more you offer
the more they want. It is better to have a greedy mugu than one who
is not willing to take a gift.
I smell a safari |
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I bet u , soon , u will be laying in a close casket ,
will make u understand that i'm a spiritual man (Makinwa the retarded mugu)
in juses name u will dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
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Cachuma
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 May 2007
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Location: Blowing bubbles at 130 fsw
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Thu Jan 31, 2008 12:45 am |
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OOH! OOH! Safari! I'm a former guest of S1mba Safar1's in Botswana myself. Would be happy to provide a referral. |
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thefife
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Joined: 13 Apr 2007
Posts: 2261
Location: Soaked in Holy Ghost Fiyah...it tastes like chicken
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Thu Jan 31, 2008 1:50 am |
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I hope you guys are right!! I'd love to have this mugu on the road. I get the feeling he's rather privileged. |
_________________ Mercedes-Benz Safari Invitational Peter S0lomon Lagos to Calabar Lagos to Kano via Abuja (w/ OxygenDeprived)
Barr. Johnny Gawa: Hello Baby.
Let hope to make it more real for good. (+2 pics of him rockin his delicate underthings)
Pastor Ramesh:Dear Mother Guch33y B4ggs in christ,
...So we want repair our tached prayer house. If you would like to help us 500 dollars it will be great help...Now I am some pictures for your kind notice. I am waiting for your reply.
Thanking you. Yours in His service (+ Banner!)
Pastor Ramesh: I dont want any luxary life ...Presently I need bicycle. It cost nearly $100 dollars. If you give this it is great need for me.
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thefife
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Joined: 13 Apr 2007
Posts: 2261
Location: Soaked in Holy Ghost Fiyah...it tastes like chicken
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Thu Jan 31, 2008 4:49 pm |
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Got this from the mugu this morning. I think it sounds even more promising than the last one. I guess I should really actually call him again. He did not like me calling at 3am last time even tho he talked my ears off. I'll make it 3:45am this time.
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Dear Sc4rl3t,
Thanks for accepting to get me the laptop and the
wristwatches; 4 Good extra flat leather wristwatches
will be much appreciated. (He's only got 2 wrists, what does he need 4 watches for??)
For me, I will try to meet you up there. Just let me
know when you will be there so I can organize myself
note that before I embark on the Journey to Liberia, I
will be sure you are there already...
...How many days do you intend to stay in Liberia? Your
answer will determine if I have to hang in there with
you at your resort.
Also what is the name of your company? what do you do
in your company? (Any ideas? I think I told him I worked at a record company, at any rate, I'm a star maker )
Please get back.
J0s3ph |
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_________________ Mercedes-Benz Safari Invitational Peter S0lomon Lagos to Calabar Lagos to Kano via Abuja (w/ OxygenDeprived)
Barr. Johnny Gawa: Hello Baby.
Let hope to make it more real for good. (+2 pics of him rockin his delicate underthings)
Pastor Ramesh:Dear Mother Guch33y B4ggs in christ,
...So we want repair our tached prayer house. If you would like to help us 500 dollars it will be great help...Now I am some pictures for your kind notice. I am waiting for your reply.
Thanking you. Yours in His service (+ Banner!)
Pastor Ramesh: I dont want any luxary life ...Presently I need bicycle. It cost nearly $100 dollars. If you give this it is great need for me.
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rumbero
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Jun 2006
Posts: 3677
Location: All the Salsa Night Clubs
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Thu Jan 31, 2008 5:09 pm |
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Looks like the mugu is ready to travel.
Tell him that you are working on the best time to travel and
making arrangements to leave with in 3 days.
Suggest to make reservations with Simba and get the reservations |
_________________ Lagos to Tamale. Rev. Frank Lagos to Abuja
Lagos to Abuja Pr1nc3 F@w@z
Ghana to Benin's Simba Camp Joe C@rlton
Lagos to Ghana Opus Dei Templar
Nukuru to Mombasa 1,500 kms van donation
Co bait with SlowFreddy Sao Tome island to Gabon Lagos to Abuja Co, donation
YOUR WIFE WILL GIVE BIRTH TO A MONKEY, YOU ARE GOING TO SUFFER FROM EPILEPTIC,
LET YOUR MOTHER FUCK YOUR BEST FRIEND. LET YOUR FATHER FUCK A MAD STREET WOMAN, USELESS INTERNET FRAUDSTER. (barrister Dan )
I bet u , soon , u will be laying in a close casket ,
will make u understand that i'm a spiritual man (Makinwa the retarded mugu)
in juses name u will dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
( Makinwa) |
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Simba
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Nov 2006
Posts: 4093
Location: Bila Shaka
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Thu Jan 31, 2008 5:16 pm |
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I don't like this comment, but if we can ease around this, then this sounds good for a very nice safari...
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note that before I embark on the Journey to Liberia, I
will be sure you are there already... |
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=Mr Jiullus-Abidjan to Accra to Kumasi to Tamale
=Mr Dandy-Abidjan to Monrovia-SSC Liberia
=Mr Mandela-Jo'burg to Maun-SSC Botswana
=Mr Danka-Dakar to Bangul-SSC Gambia
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thefife
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Apr 2007
Posts: 2261
Location: Soaked in Holy Ghost Fiyah...it tastes like chicken
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Thu Jan 31, 2008 6:53 pm |
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@ Simba I didn't much care for that comment either. I was considering having him meet me at the airport so we can go to the pick up point together. My phone won't work in Liberia so I would have no way to call him. And of course I will be very scared carrying around all those diamonds all by myself in a strange place. And he knows very well what happened the last time I was in an international airport w/ contraband. Other than that, I'm out of ideas. |
_________________ Mercedes-Benz Safari Invitational Peter S0lomon Lagos to Calabar Lagos to Kano via Abuja (w/ OxygenDeprived)
Barr. Johnny Gawa: Hello Baby.
Let hope to make it more real for good. (+2 pics of him rockin his delicate underthings)
Pastor Ramesh:Dear Mother Guch33y B4ggs in christ,
...So we want repair our tached prayer house. If you would like to help us 500 dollars it will be great help...Now I am some pictures for your kind notice. I am waiting for your reply.
Thanking you. Yours in His service (+ Banner!)
Pastor Ramesh: I dont want any luxary life ...Presently I need bicycle. It cost nearly $100 dollars. If you give this it is great need for me.
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Dash101
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Joined: 29 Jan 2008
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Thu Jan 31, 2008 6:55 pm |
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Have you baited him with a phone number yet?
Setup a real voice messaging service (k7) and leave a voice message saying " Hi this is so-and-so. I'm sorry I'm not available to take your call. Please note that I will be traveling to so-and-so and will not be back until so-and-so"
Then google a ticket, and off you go. There's my two cents worth. |
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thefife
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Apr 2007
Posts: 2261
Location: Soaked in Holy Ghost Fiyah...it tastes like chicken
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Thu Jan 31, 2008 7:01 pm |
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He has my k7, I talked to him on the phone, I can chop a tix. But how does that prove I am there? I like the idea of leaving the message on my machine. |
_________________ Mercedes-Benz Safari Invitational Peter S0lomon Lagos to Calabar Lagos to Kano via Abuja (w/ OxygenDeprived)
Barr. Johnny Gawa: Hello Baby.
Let hope to make it more real for good. (+2 pics of him rockin his delicate underthings)
Pastor Ramesh:Dear Mother Guch33y B4ggs in christ,
...So we want repair our tached prayer house. If you would like to help us 500 dollars it will be great help...Now I am some pictures for your kind notice. I am waiting for your reply.
Thanking you. Yours in His service (+ Banner!)
Pastor Ramesh: I dont want any luxary life ...Presently I need bicycle. It cost nearly $100 dollars. If you give this it is great need for me.
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