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jojobean
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Joined: 01 Dec 2005
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Tue Jan 29, 2008 1:53 pm |
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This lad has been on the hook for a while. We will soon be on our first anniversary. Normally he writes dribble and acts like a complete idiot. However, for once in his weak life he wrote something that surprised me. He actually had some insight. Followed by more dribble. I just thought this was some really interesting insight.
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Hey Baby
yeah yeah,church...You knew see these days i do not really believe in going to church,That does not mean that i do not believe in chriatianity as a whole,but i am trying to say that,belonging to church sometimes seems like a burden,you then need to pay tithes,make offerings,and these days when i am running poor,u know i cannot afford 1 cent,now to talk of 1 dollar.
The beliefs,the customs,the badness associated with it.I mean i ask myself,does church change the life of peope at all?Now the man who threw me outta my former house was a deacon.The girl whom i dated and left me was in the choir.The touts all around go to church,conmen,dupes,thieves,robbers,fraudsters all go to church,and i ask myself,does the teaching of the church not change the lives of people for the better?The pastors notice these people but still does not mind,he receives their offerings and tithes and prays for them and when i look at all of these,i feel disappointed.I actually do not think anyone can just make me start going to church.
As for your church,what is the name?what are the inductions?What is an induction ceremony?why do they pay their goers $250,000?Why is it that the leaders of your church will have phones and tell you and other goers not to go?If really ur church pays its leaders,then everyone from Washington should be rich.I am not saying that it is not real anyway.But you really have to tell me what your church is like?is that where ur parents attend?Talk to me about these.
As for me and my picture silly girl,i will send you like i promised,but i hope you will not see me as young.Like i told you earlier,I look so young,i look like a boy who just clocked 20-22.while in the real sense i am not.well i did not have a quick growth,my mom said so,it took me so long to even grow beards,but i thing i had early was my sperms.I will send you my picture and i must say that,that is exactly the way i look in life.It will be the most recent pics.
How about you and ur body?What does your body look like,i mean your inner body with the clothes off?tell me.
Hey baby,i do feel like talking talking and talking,but i gotta drop here.
When last did i tell you I love You. I am telling you now...I LOVE YOU.
Take care okay
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He starts off as a disillusioned ex-church goer it seems. Then, right back into picture request mode. Geez. Some guys are pathetic. |
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JMRazor
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Joined: 03 Mar 2006
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Tue Jan 29, 2008 2:13 pm |
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Hekate
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2005
Posts: 1338
Location: Scotland, UK
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Tue Jan 29, 2008 2:20 pm |
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Oh puke!
But at least he can be assured that your church will not suffer the presence of criminal types! |
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IT'S NOT I LOOKING FOR WORK.GOD FORBID.I CAN BE IN AN OCEAN AND WASH MY HEAD WITH MY SPIT. THANKS AND GOD BLESS.
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Mugatu
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Joined: 13 May 2007
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Location: The star of India
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Tue Jan 29, 2008 2:22 pm |
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Yeah, that really catches in the throat.
Seriously, I understand, generally, what makes a lad tick by now, but one thing I can never tally is how they follow the bible and go to church, and see their "jobs" as ones that can be blessed by God, not condemned as theft.
I suppose they must be selective when they read the commandments. (I would have said "the 10 commandments", but several clearly don't apply to the lads).
And I'm not even remotely religious by the way. |
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Doofus
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Joined: 16 Jan 2008
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Tue Jan 29, 2008 2:40 pm |
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Oh yuk, please tell me you wont be showing his sperms your inner body? |
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Hekate
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2005
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Location: Scotland, UK
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Tue Jan 29, 2008 2:45 pm |
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^ Or even your outer body! |
_________________ 'suck meee son of a bitches fucking retard peoples' M C phonelad
We have on our programms according to the lay down rules to pay the Asians mostly the indians and malasians now and after that it may change. Rev. James Ucheomma
do you really think that i am just a stupid man like you,listen for the veru last time if i did'nt see XXXX after 24 hours you will heat your self.. [love scammer Chucks]
IT'S NOT I LOOKING FOR WORK.GOD FORBID.I CAN BE IN AN OCEAN AND WASH MY HEAD WITH MY SPIT. THANKS AND GOD BLESS.
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asiaguy
Elite Baiter
Joined: 14 Apr 2006
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Tue Jan 29, 2008 4:27 pm |
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i had early was my sperms |
Yes, when I first had intimate relations, this happened.
It goes away as you get older and more experienced.
Nothing to be ashamed of.... |
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packman
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Tue Jan 29, 2008 4:36 pm |
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nuff sead |
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Cachuma
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Tue Jan 29, 2008 5:07 pm |
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What I find most remarkable in that whole thing is that he spelled it "fraudsters" instead of the usual "fraudstars"! Somebody must be coaching this lad... |
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thefife
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Tue Jan 29, 2008 5:07 pm |
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A real turn on that one, thx jojo |
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asiaguy
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Joined: 14 Apr 2006
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Location: Me Luv U Long Time
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Tue Jan 29, 2008 5:28 pm |
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is how they follow the bible and go to church |
Lads and organized crime figures think the same.
Sundays forgive you for 6 days of life on the dark side.
I'm sure that's why most lads are inactive on Sundays. |
_________________ You must be stupied and mad you bastard full she goat. (Charles Soludo)
Madam, is not your signature for Christ sack (Prince Tony Yobo William)
WOMAN YOU SMELL UR ASS SOON AND DIE LIKE RAT WAIT THERE (Barrister John Ola)
I will cock you in a bottle and add peper to your eyes while you will die (My lost love Lad...Morgan)
fuck off and never contact me any more get this insult to your entire family (Barrister Philip Nowoke after 9 futile trips to WU)
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jojobean
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Joined: 01 Dec 2005
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Tue Jan 29, 2008 5:55 pm |
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I like how he says it as if it was just something he gets. "Normally we don't get out sperms until you are 12, but since you have been good, you get your sperms early. The only sacrifice is that your beards will have to wait." He so eloquently drafts this letter, I love it. The first part was actually so coherent and it made sense. Then he goes right back to his old self! |
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SlapHappy
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Tue Jan 29, 2008 7:16 pm |
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A lot of puking on this thread, JoJo. Me, too! |
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dr stephen williams
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Tue Jan 29, 2008 7:22 pm |
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Jojo! I like this lad! He sounds like a gem... a real keeper... |
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Inspector Gadget
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Tue Jan 29, 2008 8:52 pm |
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What does your body look like,i mean your inner body with the clothes off?tell me |
So like? he wants you to send an x-ray photo? |
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Ima Baeder
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Tue Jan 29, 2008 9:24 pm |
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Are you going to send him some anatomy pictures? You know, pictures of your skeletal system, endocrine system, circulatory system. . . all of the systems of your inner body?
And you're right Jojo, what IS it with guys always trying to get pictures!!?? Next he'll probably be trying to get you to wear a fetching, little hat. |
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Khaan
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Tue Jan 29, 2008 9:27 pm |
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slowfreddie and Ima: That was a good suggestion!
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When last did i tell you I love You. I am telling you now...I LOVE YOU. |
He's really in love! That's why he says stupid things! |
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ChainYanker
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Tue Jan 29, 2008 9:54 pm |
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I'm laughing so hard right now I'm in tears. |
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jojobean
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Joined: 01 Dec 2005
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Wed Jan 30, 2008 4:01 pm |
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I will definitely have to go the route of sending him pictures of my innards. He asked for it.
This guy is just screaming to join a church though. Wait until he realizes how different our church is than the others. |
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Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
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SlapHappy
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Wed Jan 30, 2008 4:19 pm |
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jojobean wrote: |
Wait until he realizes how different our church is than the others. |
As long as he can still pray to get magas, and keep scamming, I don't think he will mind. |
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Doofus
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 16 Jan 2008
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Wed Jan 30, 2008 4:24 pm |
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I still feel queezy after his first mail. |
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jojobean
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Wed Jan 30, 2008 6:20 pm |
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His follow up is pretty good too...
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Katy,there is nothing more i can than I LOVE YOU.Your picture was really beautiful and i am falling i must tell you,just to have a feel of what you've got in there.Thanks for sending me that picture.And i really appreciate the fact the you are eager and love to see me as much as i wanna see you.I now see what you mean when you talk about the giving of the $250,000.This is a grant which the church gives to people depending on the faith they see in you.Please i want you to tell me what an induction is. What was it like when you or your mom did it?But that does not yet make me a full-time church goer...lol
As a matter of fact,now that i am alone,how do i attend worships?
Well it really would have been my pleasure to be in the states,but i know that everything comes one at a time.
That picture of mom,hmmmmmm,now i know where you got that beauty from.well well,you both look very much beautiful in pic,and i think that beats me up.
Well i was at the bank today to make the enquiry but unfortunately,the banks hours were off so by tomorrow or friday i will give you a feed back.
Well i will attach a pic i took three years ago when i was 22,23 years old.,Now you will see me with my baby face and see if i am really your worth.And then you can know if you can really love someone like me.I hope you'll like the picture.
Till i hear from you my love,but you gotta know that i cannot be so happy without receiving any money.
Take care. |
What a way with the ladies. He's definitely no Jojo. |
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Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
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Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
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Doofus
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 16 Jan 2008
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Wed Jan 30, 2008 6:22 pm |
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Oh dear, looks like he's smitten already? |
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Khaan
419Eater is my life
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Wed Jan 30, 2008 8:19 pm |
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Well i will attach a pic i took three years ago when i was 22,23 years old.,Now you will see me with my baby face and see if i am really your worth.And then you can know if you can really love someone like me.I hope you'll like the picture. |
Tell him you'll only love him if you see his sperms. |
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Doofus
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Wed Jan 30, 2008 8:26 pm |
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^^^^ Oh ffs! Would anyone like my Banana yoghurt? I don't fancy it anymore. |
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