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Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 1:51 pm

One of my mugus, "J0s3ph the Kind" I like to call him Laughing

is turning out to be quite a greedy little lad. He's smarter than your average lad & has what I consider good writing abilities compared to non-mugus. Anyway, it seems it's not enough I'm entrusting him w/ a shitload of rare, albeit stolen, diamonds. I told him to meet me in Liberia so I could give him the diamonds to take to the buyer he found. Surprise, surprise, he put up a a little fuss. Rolling Eyes

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Dear Sc4rlet,

Nice to know that you will be able to come to Liberia.
This means that you can equally make it to my country,
I don't see any need meeting you in Liberia when all
the actions will be taking place right here in COTE
D'IVOIRE, I hope you will be able to come to me.

The most interesting aspect is that you don't even
need a visa to my country.

One good information that I have for you about the
diamond is that there is a buyer but the buyer wants
to take a look at them, make his analysis before
sayinga anything about buying. So, do ensure you come
with them when coming to Liberia.

Honestly speaking I am not happy the way I don't speak
with you on phone, I need a number to be calling you.
Please send me a direct number to always call not a
number that goes on answering device.

I hope to hear from you.

J0s3ph

He knows damn well I'm on parole & my temporary PO will not approve my traveling abroad for pleasure, so I had to remind him & appeal to his greed.

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Dear J0s4ph,

I thought you fully understood my situation.

My temporary PO has made it clear he will not approve
my traveling abroad for recreational purposes. But they cannot
block me from traveling for work related duties.
Therefore, I cannot travel to Cote D'Ivoire because
I have no professional reason for being there.

I will have to wear that stupid GPS monitoring device. So if I enter
Cote D'Ivoire the agency WILL find out and I will get sent back to prison.
Please be clear that I cannot go back to prison.
You must meet me J0s3ph. It is the only way.

Either in Liberia or Benin, whatever is easiest. But I hate to go
so close to you and not be able to see you. I'm very anxious
to meet you face to face.

Maybe there is a city on the border where we could meet?
I can try to get to Liberia a day early or something.

Also, I have been meaning to ask you if there is anything
from here you would like me to bring you.

That is good news about the buyer! I knew you would
come through. You are my hero J0s3ph! I perfectly
understand that he wants to get a look at the diamonds.
That is fine. Are you ok with handling that?
Please be careful with them though.

I haven't gotten any messages from you. Or I would have
called you back. I'm usually out most of the day, so I am not
always by the phone. But I make every effort to return
messages. I will try and call you this weekend so we can
talk on the phone.

Yours,
Sc4rlet

Quote:

Dear Sc4rlet,

O.k, I now understand. Just inform me of your
itineraries to Liberia and I will check the
possibilities of meeting you there. (sounds promising huh?) Any good thing
that you can get your hands on will be much
appreciated, precisely a Suny computer laptop if the
cost is not on a high side and some good extra flat
wrist watches mark Rado or Tisot.

For the Diamonds, it is upto you to decide if leaving
them with me or not.

Just let me know.

J0s3ph

Well now I know for sure I can always go for the throat greed wise w/ him. It was a bitch getting him off-script, 5-7 emails. Evil or Very Mad

It's good even the smarter lads will remind you they are nothing but greedy blood sucking bastards. I will ask him if that's all he wants since I can take 50lbs per suitcase. Laughing

Trophy Videos · Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 4:09 pm

@thefife - It looks very promising, indeed, for a future safari! Who could resist diamonds, Suny laptops, and those flat wristwatches?? Not even I, and I'm not greedy at all.
Good luck with your lad. Very Happy

Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 4:13 pm

Do you realise that there are 5imba camps in both Liberia & Benin, and you would be more than welcome at either one.... Wink

Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 4:33 pm

@ SH Yes, I have been searching all morning for Suny laptops, no luck. Maybe I should swing by the toy store, that seems like a good place to find a Suny brand laptop. Laughing

The watch costs upwards of $2500 Evil or Very Mad

@ Simba Why do you think I chose those countries hehe. I heard it will make a perfect little love nest for me & my mugu. We haven't gotten that far, but progessing nicely to that end. I may have to take the bull by the horns on that front. He's been gushing about how beautful I am, etc., but I guess he's scared to make his move. Laughing

Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 5:25 pm

@TheFife: As a repeat customer of $imb@$@faris, I can vouch for the excellent service in their camps. Also, the little ticket for the shuttle, hahahaha, I really love that thing.... I'd pay big money on eBay to buy one of those tickets, especially if it was genetically proven to be owned by one of my mugus from the tears left on them....

Great bait! Looks very promising!

Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 6:47 pm

Maybe the mugu will appreciate some testimonials from satisfied customers Laughing

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 12:34 am

Nothing then having a greedy mugu. The incentive of laptops and wristwatches make the bait even stronger. It seems that the more you offer
the more they want. It is better to have a greedy mugu than one who
is not willing to take a gift.

I smell a safari Laughing

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 12:45 am

OOH! OOH! Safari! I'm a former guest of S1mba Safar1's in Botswana myself. Would be happy to provide a referral. Very Happy

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 1:50 am

I hope you guys are right!! Very Happy

I'd love to have this mugu on the road. I get the feeling he's rather privileged. Rolling Eyes

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 4:49 pm

Got this from the mugu this morning. I think it sounds even more promising than the last one. I guess I should really actually call him again. He did not like me calling at 3am last time even tho he talked my ears off. I'll make it 3:45am this time.

Quote:

Dear Sc4rl3t,

Thanks for accepting to get me the laptop and the
wristwatches; 4 Good extra flat leather wristwatches
will be much appreciated. (He's only got 2 wrists, what does he need 4 watches for??)

For me, I will try to meet you up there. Just let me
know when you will be there so I can organize myself
note that before I embark on the Journey to Liberia, I
will be sure you are there already...

...How many days do you intend to stay in Liberia? Your
answer will determine if I have to hang in there with
you at your resort.

Also what is the name of your company? what do you do
in your company? (Any ideas? I think I told him I worked at a record company, at any rate, I'm a star maker Laughing

)

Please get back.

J0s3ph

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 5:09 pm

Looks like the mugu is ready to travel.
Tell him that you are working on the best time to travel and
making arrangements to leave with in 3 days.

Suggest to make reservations with Simba and get the reservations Laughing

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 5:16 pm

I don't like this comment, but if we can ease around this, then this sounds good for a very nice safari...

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note that before I embark on the Journey to Liberia, I
will be sure you are there already...

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 6:53 pm

@ Simba I didn't much care for that comment either. I was considering having him meet me at the airport so we can go to the pick up point together. My phone won't work in Liberia so I would have no way to call him. And of course I will be very scared carrying around all those diamonds all by myself in a strange place. And he knows very well what happened the last time I was in an international airport w/ contraband. Other than that, I'm out of ideas.

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 29 Jan 2008 Posts: 11

Have you baited him with a phone number yet?

Setup a real voice messaging service (k7) and leave a voice message saying " Hi this is so-and-so. I'm sorry I'm not available to take your call. Please note that I will be traveling to so-and-so and will not be back until so-and-so"

Then google a ticket, and off you go. There's my two cents worth.

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 7:01 pm

He has my k7, I talked to him on the phone, I can chop a tix. But how does that prove I am there? I like the idea of leaving the message on my machine.