George meets Joe

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Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2004 1:24 pm

Here we go again....

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DEAR GEORGE,

JUST SO YOU DON'T GET THE WRONG IMPRESSION ABOUT ME AND TO BE FAIR, I SHOULD EXPLAIN TO YOU EXACTLY WHAT IT IS THAT I DO WITH FUCKHEADS LIKE YOU. FOR INSTANCE, TOMORROW MORNING I'LL GET UP NICE AND EARLY, TAKE A WALK DOWN OVER TO YOUR HOUSE AND WALK IN AND SEE YOU, AND IF YOU DON'T HAVE THE FUCKING MONEY THAT YOU PROMISED IN YOUR LETTER TO ME I'LL CRACK YOUR FUCKING HEAD WIDE OPEN IN FRONT OF EVERY MEMBER OF YOUR FAMILY. AND JUST ABOUT THE TIME I'M COMING OUT OF JAIL, HOPEFULLY YOU'LL BE COMING OUT OF YOUR COMA. AND GUESS WHAT? I'LL SPLIT YOUR FUCKING HEAD OPEN AGAIN, 'CAUSE I'M FUCKING STUPID. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT JAIL THAT'S MY BUSINESS, THAT'S WHAT I DO.....

SO MAKE SURE YOU HAVE MY MONEY QUICKLY, AND DON'T FUCK ME AROUND IN THIS DEAL. UNDERSTAND?

JOE PESCI

Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2004 1:26 pm

His reply:

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My Dear Joe Pesci,

Thanks for your reply. Since you have shown willingness to assist us in
this transaction, I advise you to send to us the following details:

Full Name:
Phone/Fax:
Contact Address:

These details will facilitate easy communication. We will also send
your details to the bank to comence modalities involved in transferring
the funds. I would also like you to know that during this quarter of the
year, we lack foreign exchange so we will be using a correspondence
bank in Europe to effect this transfer.

I await your response,

George Dube.

Dumbass... Rolling Eyes