Newbie little radio scam

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Hello I'm New here! Joined: 18 Jan 2008 Posts: 5

Hello everyone

I'm new to this game but having lots of fun on my first bait. I have managed to get this idiot to agree to record some spoken-word idents for my make-believe radio station, I'm just waiting to hear back from him how many one-liners he can deliver.

The name I am using for this bait should provide us with some great listening material, but if there's any daft phrases or audio you would like to hear my scammer read (in the vain hope he's getting well paid for his time of course) then let me know here & I'll try to include them on my script.

I deliberately haven't included the daft radio station name, or the name I am using to bait this guy in this post, because I was worried it might be google-able & I might get found out. Is that possible or likely?

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 Mar 2006 Posts: 7103 Location: Yes

How about: "God speed Shiver. Fair wind and following seas."?

Oh and welcome. Good luck with the bait. Thumbs up

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 18 Jan 2008 Posts: 5

Thanks, I'll see what I can do, I've bought myself 24 hours before I need to send the script so there's room for plenty of customised audio if anyone else wants in.

On my other point though, if I post my "name" and the name of my pretend radio station here, can my scammer google & find it here?

Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 2:50 pm

Short answer: Yes it's possible. But not all that common.

There's a couple of ways around it. Lets say your lad is called Peter Frampton, and the radio station is Breezy FM:

1: Change some of the letters to numbers. So he becomes P3ter Fr4mpt0n, and the station becomes Br33zy FM.
2. Use the mask feature (in the boxes above your text as you write it) to wrap it around your text. It will then look like this:
3. Just don't refer to your lad at all until the bait is done.

The choice is yours!

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 18 Jan 2008 Posts: 5

Great, thanks for that. I'm struggling to contain my excitement, quite simply because my identity in this cunning plan is . Read it out loud! My radio station is against racism, and called or for short. I look forward to hearing him read:

*keeps everything crossed he's as stupid as he sounds*

Trophy Videos · Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 3:35 pm

Hey, this is a great idea! Nice going, n00b! How about some Henny Youngman jokes.
Take your pick here...hehehe Laughing

http://www.funny2.com/henny.htm

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 18 Jan 2008 Posts: 5

Thanks! I ought to avoid the wife jokes though, as the poor guy's wife has taken a turn for the worse & he desperately needs money for her kidney operation. The whole story is just breaking my heart Surprised

Trophy Videos · Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 4:13 pm

Well, if his wife is sick, the wife jokes will definitely cheer her up! I'd make him him do those jokes, for sure. hehehe Laughing

Make him do this one for me: "She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off. "

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 18 Jan 2008 Posts: 5

OMG!1!!111
LOLZ!1112

Twisted Evil

Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 5:35 pm

It could be fun to hear Jeff Foxworthy redneck jokes in a mugu's voice:

If you've ever grilled Spam...you might be a redneck.
If your church has a happy hour...you might be a redneck.
If your family tree is a straight line...you might be a redneck.

etc