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Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 11:30 am

Lets see what Jimbo's reaction is to the suggestion of another trip to Benin Camp... Laughing

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Dear Mister Calkixx,

My apologies for not being able to handle your dispute personally, but I
have been away in Liberia with my husband establishing a new 5imba
Safari Camp.
We are delighted with the progress made. Please see our website for
further details.

I can see that in my absence you have been very well looked after by our
Finance manager, Mister Mingeeta 5ingh.
It is a great pity that you were unable to provide reciepts for all of
your unexpected expenses on your recent Benin safari, however I am
certain that we can come to an amicable agreement that will suit both
parties.

There was a package left behind by Miss Percixx for you to collect.
Would you like me place your refund with this to make life more
convenient for you for when you come to collect the package from Camp?

Best regards,

Gloria Rhodxx.
Guest Relations Manager - 5imba Safari Group Ltd

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Dear Mrs Gloria Rhodxx,
I am so disappointed since i have not heard from you, Mister Mingeeta wasnt able to make me happy, i send him the only receipt i could lay my hands on, unfortunately he said he could not see anything written on it therefore he wont be able to do anything until you return.

Anyway i have given up on that, i dont want the money anymore if you cant provide it. You have to do a favor by sending my package down to Nigeria because i cant afford to waste more money on coming to 5imba Safari Camp again even when you have not reimbursed me on the first trip. Will you send down so i can send you my delivery address for the package?
Waiting to read from you,
Jim.

Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 4:23 pm

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Dear Mister Calkixx,

I am rather surprised that you are prepared to waive your rights to
reimbursement of your Benin safari expenses.

I was led to believe that we would be making a refund of approximately
$3,500.00 to yourself.
Well if you are quite sure that you do not want me to arrange settlement
of the refund, then maybe I could donate the money to a worthy charity,
with your consent?
Please let me know your thoughts on this option.

To be honest we have not been involved in a situation where we have been asked to send a package to a guest.
Hopefully there will not be any legal implications, as we would be sending a package containing unknown contents, to a gentleman in Nigeria that we have never met before.
Do you see how that could be miscontrued?
Anyway, I am sure that this will not be a problem, so please do forward
your full name and address so that I can arrange as per your request.

Best regards,

Gloria Rhodxx.
Guest Relations Manager - 5imba Safari Group Ltd

Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 5:46 pm

Simba

I love that letter. You do service industry customer placation so well! Nice!

Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 6:08 pm

@ Simba, that's great! Keep jerking this jerk around....

He pissed off Susan this morning:

Jim wrote:

Subject: Send Me Your Password Shocked

My Love,

Yes i want you to come back to Africa, but this time you have to come to Nigeria not Cotonou. I will only start a new life if i get capital to start business. By the way, can i have the password to your mail box? I want to check in it, i want to search it all if its secured.

If you love me, i know you will do it for me. Please send me the password in your next email or i will not be happy with you anymore.

Remeber if you must come to Africa its nowhere but Nigeria because thats where i am not Benin Republic.

For now, i will need the sum of $2300.00 sent to my e-gold account to sustain myself. Just go online and open an account on www.e-gold.com and you will see how to send money from one account to the other. I am sure by so doing, no one will be able to get the money you will send except me.

Waiting to hear from you mylove,

I love you

Jim.

Susan wrote:

Dear Jim,

I'm sitting here with my jaw hanging open because I'm so flabbergasted by your incredible arrogance. I hardly know how to respond. I've told you before that I do NOT appreciate men who are so demanding. Remember that I am your equal. You don't own me and you can't order me around like that. It's not that I don't love you, but I cannot respect a man who treats any woman with such callous disregard. I don't appreciate such male chauvinism.

I need to calm down before I say any more to you. I'm shaking with anger and I'm likely to say things I will regret. I'm about to leave to go to the bank to send some money to Peter Chinedu to pay for a certificate we need to move Mrs. Abacha's money, something about anti-terrorism or such. I'll write after I return, if I calm down....

Susan

Hopefully the reference to his nemesis will piss him off further.

Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 9:40 pm

Uh-oh, I think I may have upset Jim:

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Dear Sue,

I'm also flabbergasted by your incredible response, i hate it when you
talk to me like that. I have been trying to be good to you all my
life, but you dont seem to appreciate it.

I have warned you about this Abacha project, its a scam but you wont
listen, go on and you will regret it.

If you like send me an email and you like dont send i dont care, i
dont give a fuck anymore.

You hate me and i have seen it. U make me upset even when i try to smile.

Bye Jim.

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You make me regret the day i met you, why? why? why are you so hard
harted? U make me shed tears

Trophy Videos · Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 10:06 pm

@Juan you made the lad cry. you should be ashamed of yourself! hehehe Laughing

Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 10:09 pm

Awwwwwwwwwww poor lad Laughing

Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 10:14 pm

Oh poor jimbo, so quick to go from naff text love poems to venomous hate, just because you won't give him the password to your email account... What a surprise he'd have if you did give him that password though Wink

Do you think he was trying to follow up on J3rry? I'll bet he's had a few hours trying to guess your passwords though.

I wonder, does he himself even remember he's supposed to be a mid-life-crisis New Yorker?!

I do hope there are no advance fee problems releasing the laptop, cash and vouchers from customs...might be a good time to get a barrister involved - they know everything about fees for getting money/valuables you're 'owed' from overseas...

He does seem somewhat jaded by the whole experience though, if only he'd waited that extra hour and made it to the camp, his life would be transformed by now, maybe.

Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 10:14 pm

~ Juan Freizwidatt,

You know, at first I thought he had started to catch onto you (and that's why he wanted your password), but after the latest update, I've changed my mind. Now I believe that he was desperately trying to find some proof against Chin3du so that he could prove to you that Chin3du was scamming you. Presumably he would ravage your inbox searching for your correspondence, and he would pore over them in great detail so as to try to catch him in contradictions and lies. Ultimately, I see him dreaming of building this mountain of evidence against Chin3du so that he can present it to you, you can react in horror and disgust, and he will then be there to gain your undying loyalty and trust (oh yeah... and presents too).

At first I thought your reference to P3ter would be too much and it would give you away as just toying with him, but I'm genuinely surprised at how well it went over. Nicely played! Smile

Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 10:52 pm

@Juan - Absolutely splendid.... Laughing

This muppet is better than most of my Christmas presents.... Laughing

He is still truly hooked into the whole 5imba safari camp modality too, and really thinks his laptop is about to be couriered to him..

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Hi mrs Rhodxx,
You dont have to be surprised, if you were in my shoes, you would do
the same. I have not been reimburse for the first trip and you expect
me to come down to Benin Republic again? Not possible.

I never and will never ask you to donate the money to a charity
organisation, i want the money but you have refused to let me have it.

Anyway, i want the package sent to the following address,
Name: Jim Calkixx
Address: 54 Aborishade Road, Lawanson
Surulere
Lagos
23401
Nigeria.

Let me know the shipment tracking number as soon as it has been sent

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Dear Mister Calkixx,

I am extremely disappointed that you have such a dim view of the 5imba
Safari Group Ltd.
We have been very patient with you, through all of your many faults, and
have made a very generous offer of a compensation package.
At no time whatsoever have we refused to reimburse you for your safari
expenses, all we ask is that you provide us with invoices.

That is hardly an unreasonable request for any business to make, but
very foolishly you failed to keep any of your receipts, despite being told on numerous occasions that they would need to be produced at a later time.

We have every intention of honouring our promise to you of
reimbursement, and I will see to it that your final settlement of
$3,500.00 is despatched to you at the same time as your other package.
We will of course be deducting the courier fees from the payable
balance.

Best regards,

Gloria Rhodxx.
Guest Relations Manager - 5imba Safari Group Ltd

Time to call in Oxygen Deprived methinks.... Twisted Evil

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Mugu wrote:

Anyway, i want the package sent to the following address

Hehe, J.C. shares the address with a certain K.I. What a coincidence. Laughing

Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 8:51 pm

I like playing this lad like a yo-yo. Slap him around, then make nice, then turn into the bitch-queen from hell, then make nice... He's so off balance now he's like a sailor on shore leave. I wrote him a very upbeat email this morning, and to get his mind back on focus I tossed in another naked pic of my character. It's been a while since I used the sex angle on him. It worked:

Jim wrote:

dEAREST sUE,
i GOT YOUR mAIL, aND I Am SO Happy to reAD from YOU,, I LOVE YOU TOO AND I DONT MEANT TO HURT YOU. i WILL GIVE YOU mORE TIME tO MAKE PLANS ON COMING TO aFRICA aGAIN.
i HAVE GIVEN DELIVERY ADDRESS TO mRS rHODES FOR THE DELIVERY OF THE LAPTOP.
wILL WAIT TO HEAR FROM YOU,
jIM.

Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 9:27 pm

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U make me shed tears

Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2008 1:38 am

I think my next church bait is going to include the worship of the Great and Mighty Simba and Juan. You guys are incredible!

Trophy Videos · Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2008 1:59 pm

@ChainYanker - Don't get their heads swelled. We have enough demigods around here. hehehe Very Happy

Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 9:58 pm

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Dear Mrs Rhodxx,

How long do i have to wait to be reimbursed? When will i get the money and the package?
Which courier do you intend using?

@Oxygen Deprived - I think that this is you cue for some mischief...
Very Happy

"kak shoveler" Joined: 20 Dec 2007 Posts: 243

@juan, I might need a little advice from you in the near future. Would you mind if I PM you from time to time. I have a bait that went off script and the lad is in love with me now. He wants my phone number but I think my deep male voice might be a turn-off.

Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 3:10 am

^^^
I'll be happy to try with some advice, but I can't promise miracles. It all depends on the lad....

"kak shoveler" Joined: 20 Dec 2007 Posts: 243

^^^^Thanks I don't want to hijacl this thread.

Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 3:34 am

Ambush: either Eliza or 419weasel can do phone calls, and have such incredible voices, seductive, sassy, and will melt the hearts of any red blooded hetero male mugu. There are ways to do this. Look for "Female phone pimp" in search and you can find someone.

However, better than that is to simply refuse for now. I like refusing to use a phone (I don't have one), either because I am deaf, overly cautious (that works well as they need to "prove" they are trustworthy), or using a K7 number (use search for a better explanation of that, too) for them to call. This costs them money. I like to have 30-40 second message and always tell whoever I give my number to speak slowly and spell out their name, to get their call over a minute.

Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 10:10 am

@Simba: Just a suggestion that you mask the lad's address above. It would be a great shame if he searched for it and found this thread.

Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 10:14 am

@TurkeyTrotter - Its good advice, and as far as I know all of my references are masked, I can't vouch for everyone one else, but thats a similar problem that I have with the safari camps in general.. Confused

"kak shoveler" Joined: 20 Dec 2007 Posts: 243

@dr stephen williams

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either Eliza or 419weasel can do phone calls

The lad wants phone sex and I would be real uncomfortable even asking someone to play that part. It dosen't sit well with me. I will slap him if he persists.

Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 6:05 pm

Jimbo hasn't written in a few days, nor have I emailed him. I decided to send a little poke in the eye this morning:

Susan wrote:

Darling Jim,

I'm SO sorry I didn't write to you yesterday! Please forgive me! I was terribly busy, working on the project to move Mrs. Abacha's money. I'm pleased to report that all of the defaced currency has been cleaned. Now we are arranging to move it temporarily to Amsterdam for safekeeping. I had to go to the bank yesterday to send $9200 to Peter Chinedu to pay expenses for transporting it by a security company, declared as 'family valuables.' Anyway, progress is being made!

I've been trying to figure out how best to arrange my next trip to Africa. I decided to meet with a professional travel agent because I just wasn't getting anywhere in my online research. After talking with her, Nigeria is simply out of the question. Aside from what she told me, she suggested I look at the website of the U.S. Department of State, where I found this very serious warning:

"The Department of State continues to warn U.S. citizens of the possible dangers of travel to Nigeria. The lack of law and order in Nigeria poses considerable risks to travelers. Violent crime committed by ordinary criminals, as well as by persons in police and military uniforms, can occur throughout the country. Crime in Lagos and Abuja is an ongoing problem. Visitors and resident Americans have experienced armed muggings, assaults, burglary, kidnappings and extortion, often involving violence. Carjackings, roadblock robberies, and armed break-ins are common in many parts of Nigeria. Traveling outside of major cities during hours of darkness is not recommended. Visitors to Nigeria, including a number of American citizens, have been victims of armed robbery on the road from Murtala Mohammed International Airport during both daylight and nighttime hours. Even Victoria and Ikoyi Islands, which are generally safer than other parts of Lagos, have seen an increase in crime, including some involving expatriates."

Frankly, that terrifies me, and as a very attractive woman I find that even more threatening. Anyway, we need to find someplace where we can meet safely, okay? I simply don't dare risk traveling in Nigeria. Peter has offered to meet with me anyplace I may go in continental Africa, and has suggested Ghana as a possibility. I'll keep researching and will let you know as soon as I make plans. My hope is to do it within the next month.

I love you!!!!!

Susan

If Peter is willing to meet me, I should think Jimbo could too... Twisted Evil

Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 7:15 pm

Ambush, you only need to mention that to potential phone people. I am sure someone here can do phone sex....

Juan! OUCH! He is missing an eye, now! Multi faceted pain: dolla chopped, rival lad, insult to his country, a chance for a next safari, etc. There is no way he is not swimming in a confusing mix of emotions, all unhappy...

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