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Last Exile
Master Baiter
Joined: 23 Dec 2007
Posts: 128
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Mon Jan 28, 2008 2:55 pm |
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Hi there,
I had most of my baits in some kind of stasis, now that I have to work two jobs in order to be able to afford the mortgage.
Then I receive the classical scam mail:
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Dear Good Friend
My name is Mr Um4rud1k0 S4h4,am the branch and computer manager here in our bank.I have only written to seek your indulgence and assistance. I wish to make a transfer involving a huge.amount of base $7.5m of Late Mr Michael Foe out of the bank,he died since 2003,till now the account remains dormat.I am proposing to make this transfer to a designated bank account of your choice.
(etc...)
Yours faithfully,
Mr Um4rud1k0 S4h4 |
Then I decided to try something really outrageous.
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I live in the small country of Lapland, under conjunct sovereignty of both Sweden and Finland.
I am well aware of you plan. I want to help you.
I live in the small country of Lapland, under conjunct sovereignty of both Sweden and Finland.
There is a small problem though. In order to be able to receive the money the body of the late Mr Michael Foe must be buried first in Circonia's cemetery. My country due to its special international status cannot accept money from people who is not resident. Is there any chance that the remains of Mr. Foe are available to be transported to Lapland.
There is a small problem though. In order to be able to receive the money the body of the late Mr Michael Foe must be buried first in Circonia's cemetery. My country due to its special international status cannot accept money from people who is not resident. Is there any chance that the remains of Mr. Foe are available to be transported to Lapland. |
So far, we have seen that lads do not respect anything. Will they consent to get hold of a corpse and embark in a safari?
The original mail comes from Senegal. So I guess the only possibility is to get the body to Lapland from Nigeria or Tome...
Well, I'll keep you posted. |
Last edited by Last Exile on Mon Jan 28, 2008 6:00 pm; edited 1 time in total |
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SlapHappy
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Mon Jan 28, 2008 3:55 pm |
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hehehe I bet he sends you shipping papers and wants them prepaid. |
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Inspector Gadget
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Mon Jan 28, 2008 3:56 pm |
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We can ship the body out, this is not a problem, but first we will need monies to pay for the grave digger, a new coffin, air freight, insurance, papers etc.
If he has his head screwed on he could go down that line, you never know, it might give you a different angle into him. |
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kubis
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Mon Jan 28, 2008 5:36 pm |
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He will get you to charter a survey ship as he was buried at sea |
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Last Exile
Master Baiter
Joined: 23 Dec 2007
Posts: 128
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Mon Jan 28, 2008 5:58 pm |
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@slowfreddie
You know, getting foreign money into Lapland it's hard, you or your remains must be in the country, and a lot of red tape is involved.
But you cannot imagine the pain and difficulties that the authorities will pose when trying to get money out of Lapland. |
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ChainYanker
Collecting TShirts the Hard Way
Joined: 02 Dec 2007
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Mon Jan 28, 2008 6:52 pm |
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And of course, you need a "certificate of freshness". The authories in Lapland don't accept bodies that have decayed too much. |
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Last Exile
Master Baiter
Joined: 23 Dec 2007
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Mon Jan 28, 2008 8:17 pm |
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And do not forget the fit for ghoulish consumption certificate |
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