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Buster Hyman
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 06 Jan 2008
Posts: 32
Location: Location, Location.
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Sun Jan 27, 2008 2:44 am |
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I was so excited to finally learn about this wonderful Western Union thing which I never heard of, I had to let my lad know that I did the transfer.
I had to explain that it was done using MTCN secure. But I don't know if he got all that since it was 3:30 in the morning in Benin when I called him 
I just love to wake lads up |
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ChainYanker
Collecting TShirts the Hard Way
Joined: 02 Dec 2007
Posts: 1497
Location: Shouting "Fire!" in crowded theaters across America
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Sun Jan 27, 2008 2:50 am |
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Well, it's not your fault. After all, he can't expect you to get up early just so you can call Benin at a reasonable hour.
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BRUIN
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2006
Posts: 11329
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Sun Jan 27, 2008 3:16 am |
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Look, there is only one solution - call him back to apologize.
Bruin |
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 Ivory Coast to Ghana by Margaret Don & Angus (WIMP) - approx 524 miles, round trip
Lagos to Ghana (WIMP) by Emanuel, approx 454 miles round trip
YOU CAN GO TO HAIL - Barrister Benard Koffi
YOU HAVE REALLY INCONVINSE THE CHAMBERS AND WE HAVE NEVER ENCOUNTER SUCH DIFICULTIES - Barrister Sinega Amah
I will not and will never link you up to someone that is reputable - Thomas Malcom
UR A FUCKING DESTITUTE. U WERE A DRAIN DUCK AND NOW U A SCAM FRAUDSTAR -- SMALL TIME 419. - Marcus Owen
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Buster Hyman
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 06 Jan 2008
Posts: 32
Location: Location, Location.
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Sun Jan 27, 2008 3:55 am |
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^^^
I did but the connection was just so bad he couldn't hear me 
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Sun Jan 27, 2008 4:44 am |
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Great job! |
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"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
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US lad w/Capone: (  ) 
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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BRUIN
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2006
Posts: 11329
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Sun Jan 27, 2008 5:07 am |
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Darn those bad phone connections - - I am afraid another call will be necessary.
Bruin |
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Ivory Coast to Ghana by Margaret Don & Angus (WIMP) - approx 524 miles, round trip
Lagos to Ghana (WIMP) by Emanuel, approx 454 miles round trip
YOU CAN GO TO HAIL - Barrister Benard Koffi
YOU HAVE REALLY INCONVINSE THE CHAMBERS AND WE HAVE NEVER ENCOUNTER SUCH DIFICULTIES - Barrister Sinega Amah
I will not and will never link you up to someone that is reputable - Thomas Malcom
UR A FUCKING DESTITUTE. U WERE A DRAIN DUCK AND NOW U A SCAM FRAUDSTAR -- SMALL TIME 419. - Marcus Owen
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Professor So And So
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Dec 2007
Posts: 1337
Location: Hash Conditions
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Sun Jan 27, 2008 5:55 am |
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I love calling them around 3-4 AM and waking them to tell them pointless crap. Then I like to wait about 20-30 minutes until they fall back asleep and call them to tell them whatever I forgot. A personal fav for the second call is, "I forgot to tell you, I'm going to try calling you around 11 AM your time so I don't wake you up again.". |
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- Ibrahim - Lagos - Parakou - "Find out if there is any western union money transfer from the 5imba camp"
- Mr. Green - Germany - Amsterdam, Holland - "I'll be in a brown check suit and trousers and a brown shoe."
- Mr. Mark - Accra - Tamale - "I thank you so much for the pain,time,money and life that you caused."
- Mr. Neill - London, England - Glasgow, Scotland - "Yu are really causing confusions between us all."
- William - Accra, Ghana - Maiduguri, Nigeria
- Miracle - Benin - N'Djamena, Chad - "Too much mosquitoes"
- Godspower - Ghana - N'Djamena, Chad
- Adamu - Lagos, Nigeria - Abeche, Chad (100 days in hell) -  - "SAVE ME" 
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Ex.
Nature's Asshole
Joined: 28 Dec 2007
Posts: 990
Location: Hell's Presidential Suite
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Sun Jan 27, 2008 7:23 am |
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Well said. |
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JACK B QUICK YOU ARE NATURES ASHOLE DO NOT EMAIL ME ANYMORE OK - R0ger Jon3s (Right you are mate)
i much prefer s3x in the 4ss - B4rrister 0luwa
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Connie L. Gus
Moderator
Joined: 07 Oct 2005
Posts: 7243
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Sun Jan 27, 2008 7:53 am |
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Very well done. Another variation on the modality is to have the lad call your K7 number between 3 and 4 AM his time to talk to you. Give him the excuse of flying in and flying out. Tell him you must have been in the shower if he does call. |
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LISTEN TO ME WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR ONE OF THOSE CHEAP CROOK OR WHAT -tobi donito
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LISTEN I CAN NOT TAKE YOUR SHIT ANY LONGER WE HAVE WHROTE A PETITION AGAINST YOU TO THE FBI WITH ALL OUR EVIDENCE YOU ARE INTO PROSTITUTION,DRUG DEALING, FORGERY, CREDIT CARDS FORGRY WESTEN UNION FALSIFICATION,DRUGING MEN,COMMETING MURDER, STEALING, DRUNCARD, ALL THIS WE HAVE THE EVIDENCE TO PROOF OUR CASE AGAINST YOU.-Johnson Hill
I am not finding it any funny...Henry A., Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin, WIMPed
I am stranderd. Henry A. Lagos to Accra, WIMPed for 67 days.
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Buster Hyman
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 06 Jan 2008
Posts: 32
Location: Location, Location.
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Sun Jan 27, 2008 8:05 am |
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^^^
Good idea. He's already called me.
But I believe that my voicemail greeting doesn't reflect the professionalism of my practice. I believe that a much longer greeting on my voicemail would do a much better job of that. |
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Sun Jan 27, 2008 9:16 am |
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This is a nice K7/Answerphone message to keep your Lad talking to thin air for 68 seconds. 
imlistening.wav - 0.27MB |
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Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
 - the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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Strongside
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 27 Jan 2008
Posts: 589
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Sun Jan 27, 2008 10:50 am |
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Sun Jan 27, 2008 11:26 am |
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Or if your Lad never leaves you a message - try this one
secretry.wav - 0.51MB
or this 3 minute megalith to burn their phone credit and send them scatty
longansa.mp3 - 3.23MB
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Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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bearkat419
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jun 2007
Posts: 4445
Location: Houston, TX
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Mon Jan 28, 2008 2:28 am |
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^^^ KEYBOARD WARNING ON THAT LAST ONE!!!!!!!
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| You are number 9453... |
I am about to pee my pants laughing over here... |
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Buster Hyman
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 06 Jan 2008
Posts: 32
Location: Location, Location.
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Tue Jan 29, 2008 3:39 am |
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I found a great voice in Nanny Ogg and would like to publicly thank her for her contribution to my K7 number.
My lad is getting testy. He claimed to have difficulties using MTCN S3cur3 (he didn't even try). So what could Western Union do but have a customer service rep call to handle the situation?
He was very good at whining that it was midnight where he was. Actually, it was 4:30am but let's not split hairs. I was sure he would hung up but I managed to get him going for 10 minutes.
So long as this lad don't use MTCN S3cur3, he won't sleep much. And after that, he might get calls from WU to do a customer satisfaction survey |
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rootuser
Elite Baiter
Joined: 10 Dec 2007
Posts: 1632
Location: Right behind you
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Tue Jan 29, 2008 3:51 am |
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I also had a lad complaining to me he couldn't use , with two of his characters... and without clicking a single box...
That lad anyway is an extremely lazy one, he really insists on WU, nothing else. So that he can check online...
What was the topic again? |
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"may u die tomorrow in jesus name"
"The devil has eaten away your soul as you will decay in the hail fire, so go and die with your dyning devil hopless devil advocate."
"This is what i sent to them am not with any money to go back to nigeria pls help."
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Buster Hyman
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 06 Jan 2008
Posts: 32
Location: Location, Location.
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Tue Jan 29, 2008 4:09 am |
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^^^
The topic is how bad I feel about waking up that poor lad 
But it kind of derailed into an evolution of my current bait. |
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dr stephen williams
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 16749
Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Tue Jan 29, 2008 4:18 am |
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Hahahahaha! I love the second message! |
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JMRazor
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2006
Posts: 7103
Location: Yes
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Tue Jan 29, 2008 4:22 am |
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Buster -- you should definitely call him again same time tomorrow to apologize for calling him the previous day. |
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HaveFaith
419Eater is my life
Joined: 03 Jan 2008
Posts: 270
Location: IN THE DANGER ZONE!!!
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Tue Jan 29, 2008 4:57 am |
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@gomer OMFG thats 3 minutes of PURE TORTURE!!!!
But is Funny as hell. I may have to make a new k7  |
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na your papa you want do wash wash, you be small boy wa dey lean g and e nor go pay you. fool
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