Author |
Message |
rootuser
Elite Baiter
Joined: 10 Dec 2007
Posts: 1632
Location: Right behind you
|
Posted:
Fri Jan 25, 2008 2:11 am |
|
Currently I'm baiting that -guy, and he's interested to join my football-club, the .
Since I have nearly no idea about football I needed to buy some time to get some gameplay-questions prepared (any help/links would be appreciated ), so I sent him some trivia about the world of football.
Here are my questions:
Quote: |
1. Which nations have won the FIFA World Cup in the years 1990 to
2006? Please give a list.
2. Who was the coach of the winning team in 1990?
3. In which year did he win the World Cup as a player?
4. What is the name of his countryman who led another team to win
European Championship in 2004?
5. Which team was it? |
He got it all right, and I hope it took a few minutes to look it all up.
Quote: |
1) Les nations which gained the world cup of 1990 to 2006 are:
- Germany in 1990
- Brazil in 1994
- France in 1998
- Brazil in 2002
- Italy in 2006
2) The trainer of the victorious team of the world cup in 1990 was Franz Anton Beckenbauer with the selection German.
3) Franz Anton Beckenbauer victorious of the World cup, with the selection of FRG in 1974
4) The name of its compatriot who directed another team which gained the Championship of Europe in 2004 is Otto Rehhagel
5) With the Greece selection. |
So, the next step will be technical questions, and then... let's see. |
_________________ "..., if it not the destiny has reduced us together, then who?"
"may u die tomorrow in jesus name"
"The devil has eaten away your soul as you will decay in the hail fire, so go and die with your dyning devil hopless devil advocate."
"This is what i sent to them am not with any money to go back to nigeria pls help."
(0.25 go to fake_buster)
x4 Wole A.: Akure, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin, Akure, Nigeria to Tanguieta, Benin (both with Thomas-the-Tank and Simba), Akure, Nigeria to Kano, Nigeria (with TtT and OD), Akure, Nigeria to Abidjan, Cote d'Ivoire (with TtT)
|
|
|
|
FrumpyBB
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 5988
Location: Germany
|
Posted:
Fri Jan 25, 2008 2:21 am |
|
Have you been on a Franz Beckenbauer-fansite? (btw, greetings to "Rehakles") |
_________________ SIR,I DON'T ENTERTAIN RIGMAROLE AND THERE IS NO ROOM FOR DILLY- DALLY.
the ball is in your cult
x 5 ARK & Co. incl. 1 safari w/ RS17 & NTBS
Dan the lotto man, ARK mugu wedding
Dennis the hitman, co-bait w/ Murry Guru
Zake (w/ SH, SL & Craig)
x 5 Modeling Mugu Meeting, w/ mewing_ghecko & Otterfan & SSC
x 2 another MMM w/ SH
x 13 Later shows and trips for the benefit of M00seknuckle, incl. the 0budu Fact Finding Mission
Come to our Eater University Baiting Tutorials Cos you deserve it. x5 x50+ x 4 -- |
|
|
|
rootuser
Elite Baiter
Joined: 10 Dec 2007
Posts: 1632
Location: Right behind you
|
Posted:
Fri Jan 25, 2008 2:24 am |
|
As I said, I mostly have no idea about football.
One thing I know is either kick the ball, or the opponent, both is equally funny.
I picked these questions because these are questions I happen know without having to look them up, except the third, that one I had to look up. I knew he won it as player and coach, but didn't remember which year as a player. |
_________________ "..., if it not the destiny has reduced us together, then who?"
"may u die tomorrow in jesus name"
"The devil has eaten away your soul as you will decay in the hail fire, so go and die with your dyning devil hopless devil advocate."
"This is what i sent to them am not with any money to go back to nigeria pls help."
(0.25 go to fake_buster)
x4 Wole A.: Akure, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin, Akure, Nigeria to Tanguieta, Benin (both with Thomas-the-Tank and Simba), Akure, Nigeria to Kano, Nigeria (with TtT and OD), Akure, Nigeria to Abidjan, Cote d'Ivoire (with TtT)
|
|
|
|
FrumpyBB
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 5988
Location: Germany
|
Posted:
Fri Jan 25, 2008 2:28 am |
|
Well, it has not happened too often, so I remember it.
BTW, ask him some stuff about the ongoing CAN (Cup of African Nations).
If he is from Ghana, ask him why Nigeria�s team is superior, if from Nigeria, vice versa.
That^^is about all I know about football, but look in the Yahoo Eurosport news, for example, tons of specific stuff. For older championships, Wikipedia. |
_________________ SIR,I DON'T ENTERTAIN RIGMAROLE AND THERE IS NO ROOM FOR DILLY- DALLY.
the ball is in your cult
x 5 ARK & Co. incl. 1 safari w/ RS17 & NTBS
Dan the lotto man, ARK mugu wedding
Dennis the hitman, co-bait w/ Murry Guru
Zake (w/ SH, SL & Craig)
x 5 Modeling Mugu Meeting, w/ mewing_ghecko & Otterfan & SSC
x 2 another MMM w/ SH
x 13 Later shows and trips for the benefit of M00seknuckle, incl. the 0budu Fact Finding Mission
Come to our Eater University Baiting Tutorials Cos you deserve it. x5 x50+ x 4 -- |
|
|
|
Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
|
Posted:
Fri Jan 25, 2008 9:07 am |
|
<br>You could ask him to explain the merits of the 4-4-2 system compared to 4-5-1 in not less than 200 words, and also what the chances are of David 'The Clothes Horse' Beckham getting his 100th cap for England now that Fabio 'The Hitman' Capello is England manager.
You could also ask him why England can beat Germany in two world wars, but always lose out to them in a penalty shootout in major championships? |
_________________ £1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
x135 (at 26/9/2008) x138
"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
|
|
|
|
FrumpyBB
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 5988
Location: Germany
|
Posted:
Fri Jan 25, 2008 10:05 am |
|
Soooo typical of your tabloids this reference^^ . I don�t know what to comment on that |
_________________ SIR,I DON'T ENTERTAIN RIGMAROLE AND THERE IS NO ROOM FOR DILLY- DALLY.
the ball is in your cult
x 5 ARK & Co. incl. 1 safari w/ RS17 & NTBS
Dan the lotto man, ARK mugu wedding
Dennis the hitman, co-bait w/ Murry Guru
Zake (w/ SH, SL & Craig)
x 5 Modeling Mugu Meeting, w/ mewing_ghecko & Otterfan & SSC
x 2 another MMM w/ SH
x 13 Later shows and trips for the benefit of M00seknuckle, incl. the 0budu Fact Finding Mission
Come to our Eater University Baiting Tutorials Cos you deserve it. x5 x50+ x 4 -- |
|
|
|
Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
|
Posted:
Fri Jan 25, 2008 10:59 am |
|
^^^Come again? |
_________________ £1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
x135 (at 26/9/2008) x138
"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
|
|
|
|
Slightlyoutofit
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 14310
Location: Foraging for Nuts.
|
Posted:
Fri Jan 25, 2008 12:46 pm |
|
@rootuser.
Tread carefully with your lad. The one thing lads do know about is football. Don't put your football team in one of the big leagues - most lads have knowlege of them. Don't try to pull him around too much by inventing rules or history as he will probably have a knowledge regarding them too.
I don't envy you - you've picked the one bloody area where the lad probably knows way more about the subject than you do. |
_________________
God will see you true for all this you have done to me you bastard. - Collins Kalu
MAY THE HAND THAT TYPE ON KEYBORD BECOME STRICKEN AND TRANSMIT VIRUS TO YOU ENTIRE BODY. - Dr Linda Akeem
oh what a mess its time cabbage punks like u will be expose for trully what they are. - David Cole |
|
|
|
arranblonde
Master Baiter
Joined: 02 Oct 2005
Posts: 115
Location: the front room
|
Posted:
Fri Jan 25, 2008 9:20 pm |
|
Some technical questions to put to him:
1. Explain the offside law. Specifically explain when a player is judged to be interfering with play.
2. Do players have more options of teammates to pass to in a 4-4-2 or a 3-5-1 formation. Illustrate your answer with examples.
3. Is goal line technology a good or bad thing?
4. Should video technology be brought in for top flight games?
that's your starter for 10 ..... |
|
|
|
|
kleindoofy
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 24 Oct 2004
Posts: 6248
Location: Europe
|
Posted:
Fri Jan 25, 2008 9:25 pm |
|
Tommo Shanter wrote: |
... ask him why England can beat Germany in two world wars, but always lose out to them in a penalty shootout ... |
Easy. It's because the Americans can't jump in and win it for England in sports competitions. |
|
|
|
|
rumbero
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Jun 2006
Posts: 3677
Location: All the Salsa Night Clubs
|
Posted:
Fri Jan 25, 2008 9:32 pm |
|
Ask the mugu what would be the most used line up for the European games vs the Americas Teams |
_________________ Lagos to Tamale. Rev. Frank Lagos to Abuja
Lagos to Abuja Pr1nc3 F@w@z
Ghana to Benin's Simba Camp Joe C@rlton
Lagos to Ghana Opus Dei Templar
Nukuru to Mombasa 1,500 kms van donation
Co bait with SlowFreddy Sao Tome island to Gabon Lagos to Abuja Co, donation
YOUR WIFE WILL GIVE BIRTH TO A MONKEY, YOU ARE GOING TO SUFFER FROM EPILEPTIC,
LET YOUR MOTHER FUCK YOUR BEST FRIEND. LET YOUR FATHER FUCK A MAD STREET WOMAN, USELESS INTERNET FRAUDSTER. (barrister Dan )
I bet u , soon , u will be laying in a close casket ,
will make u understand that i'm a spiritual man (Makinwa the retarded mugu)
in juses name u will dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
( Makinwa) |
|
|
|
SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
|
Posted:
Fri Jan 25, 2008 10:15 pm |
|
@KD - American SlapHappy thinks that's a good one! hehehe
It's only because the British have to break for tea everyday, like clockwork. |
_________________ x Reven U., Fats Walla, Donny
x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
Issac to Chad
Be A Cool Cat, Like Me Trophy Videos Cool Stuff
|
|
|
|
rootuser
Elite Baiter
Joined: 10 Dec 2007
Posts: 1632
Location: Right behind you
|
Posted:
Sat Jan 26, 2008 2:49 am |
|
@Slightlyoutofit:
Well, he sure knows more about football than I do, I know about as much about it like my fridge does, and that's not much.
My team is a young team, and bottom drawer, so no major-league-stuff (or how that's called in the UK...). But I already told him not to take the offer of the Swedish team he told me about, because only in the UK he'll have the great chance to grow and maybe rise to clubs like Manchester United.
And somehow I think it's also fun to play this game. As said, he sure knows more about it, but as long as I keep kicking his knee I'll have to hit the ball eventually.
@arranblonde: Thanks for the suggestions. I don't understand them, and I don't know the answers, but I trust that these are genuine football-questions...
From games like Sensible Soccer or FIFA Soccer I know of the different systems (4-3-3, 4-5-1, ...) I guess I'll have him explain which formation he'd pick against a team playing 4-4-2 with a strong runner on the right midfield, and things like you guys already suggested.
Thanks for all the input, I hope it'll help. |
_________________ "..., if it not the destiny has reduced us together, then who?"
"may u die tomorrow in jesus name"
"The devil has eaten away your soul as you will decay in the hail fire, so go and die with your dyning devil hopless devil advocate."
"This is what i sent to them am not with any money to go back to nigeria pls help."
(0.25 go to fake_buster)
x4 Wole A.: Akure, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin, Akure, Nigeria to Tanguieta, Benin (both with Thomas-the-Tank and Simba), Akure, Nigeria to Kano, Nigeria (with TtT and OD), Akure, Nigeria to Abidjan, Cote d'Ivoire (with TtT)
|
|
|
|
The False Italian
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 10 Jan 2004
Posts: 3779
|
Posted:
Sat Jan 26, 2008 3:42 am |
|
Tommo Shanter wrote: |
You could also ask him why England can beat Germany in two world wars, but always lose out to them in a penalty shootout in major championships? |
Oh yes, the good old Wembley Curse. It even works for other teams when playing against England.
Question for the mugu: Explain the "Wembley Curse" and its impact on the English team. List at least five examples. |
|
|
|
|
kleindoofy
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 24 Oct 2004
Posts: 6248
Location: Europe
|
Posted:
Sat Jan 26, 2008 3:59 am |
|
The False Italian wrote: |
... List at least five examples. |
Easy:
1990
1994
1998
2002
2006
Want more? There's lots! |
|
|
|
|
rootuser
Elite Baiter
Joined: 10 Dec 2007
Posts: 1632
Location: Right behind you
|
Posted:
Mon Jan 28, 2008 4:28 am |
|
Okay, here's what I sent him today:
Quote: |
1. Please point out the strengths, weaknesses, advantages and
disadvantages of the systems 4-3-3, 3-5-2, 4-5-1 and 4-4-2.
Please explain in no less than 200 words.
2. Which system do you prefer, and why?
Please explain in no less than 50 words.
3. Compare your preferred system to two other systems.
Please explain in no less than 100 words.
4. In a match against a stronger team playing 4-5-1, which system
would be the best to use in order to prevent them from scoring and
keeping a chance to score a few goals yourself.
Please explain in no less than 50 words. |
Let's see what he comes up with. |
_________________ "..., if it not the destiny has reduced us together, then who?"
"may u die tomorrow in jesus name"
"The devil has eaten away your soul as you will decay in the hail fire, so go and die with your dyning devil hopless devil advocate."
"This is what i sent to them am not with any money to go back to nigeria pls help."
(0.25 go to fake_buster)
x4 Wole A.: Akure, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin, Akure, Nigeria to Tanguieta, Benin (both with Thomas-the-Tank and Simba), Akure, Nigeria to Kano, Nigeria (with TtT and OD), Akure, Nigeria to Abidjan, Cote d'Ivoire (with TtT)
|
|
|
|
OldBaglady
Elite Baiter
Joined: 11 Jul 2007
Posts: 1979
|
Posted:
Mon Jan 28, 2008 7:13 pm |
|
Just an FYI: I have a lad who is an avid football fan. Apparently Nigeria was in the playoffs for the Africa Cup and played Mali last Saturday. The idiot watched the whole game while chatting with me, giving me a play by play. I did my best to argue, criticize and alternate with talking dirty with him to disrupt his game.
There was no score, 0 to 0 and Mali apparently had better stats so they stayed in the running and Nigeria went home with their tails between their legs.
I just thought that information might be fun to rub salt in wounds of lad football fans. |
_________________ I DONT LIKE THIS HANICKPANKE GAMES!!!!! ~Sc00t (silly lad can't spell his own name, Scott) M0rris
My agent had a tribble actident.. he die on the process. ~M0s3s Ih3kw04b4
We two make compactible lovers. ~B!ll!e Vl4d!m!r J0nes
"Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned, nor hell a fury like a woman scorned." ~ William Congreve (1697) |
|
|
|
kubis
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 30 Dec 2007
Posts: 164
|
Posted:
Mon Jan 28, 2008 7:27 pm |
|
Quote: |
Easy. It's because the Americans can't jump in and win it for England in sports competitions |
I think you will find the Russians were man of the match in the war |
_________________ Also the $350 us dollars is for the dhl courier service delivery of your cheque ,i mean their charges !
THEN NEVER YOU WASTE MY TIME AGAIN BY RE�PEATING YOURSELF OVER AND OVER AGAIN OK
please dont playwith my family
. |
|
|
|
Dionysius
Elite Baiter
Joined: 24 Mar 2004
Posts: 1639
Location: 61 Cockle St, Llareggub
|
Posted:
Mon Jan 28, 2008 8:00 pm |
|
|
|
|
kubis
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 30 Dec 2007
Posts: 164
|
Posted:
Mon Jan 28, 2008 8:59 pm |
|
And the Yanks were a late substitute |
_________________ Also the $350 us dollars is for the dhl courier service delivery of your cheque ,i mean their charges !
THEN NEVER YOU WASTE MY TIME AGAIN BY RE�PEATING YOURSELF OVER AND OVER AGAIN OK
please dont playwith my family
. |
|
|
|
Hekate
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2005
Posts: 1338
Location: Scotland, UK
|
Posted:
Tue Jan 29, 2008 2:18 pm |
|
kubis wrote: |
Quote: |
Easy. It's because the Americans can't jump in and win it for England in sports competitions |
I think you will find the Russians were man of the match in the war |
And that it wasn't just England who were involved....
I'd ask the lad to explain the Italian 'catenaccio' system, detailing it's good and bad points. |
_________________ 'suck meee son of a bitches fucking retard peoples' M C phonelad
We have on our programms according to the lay down rules to pay the Asians mostly the indians and malasians now and after that it may change. Rev. James Ucheomma
do you really think that i am just a stupid man like you,listen for the veru last time if i did'nt see XXXX after 24 hours you will heat your self.. [love scammer Chucks]
IT'S NOT I LOOKING FOR WORK.GOD FORBID.I CAN BE IN AN OCEAN AND WASH MY HEAD WITH MY SPIT. THANKS AND GOD BLESS.
MARK DOUGLAS.
2 x
See SP's Irish Safari!
x14
Click here to support 419Eater.com |
|
|
|
kubis
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 30 Dec 2007
Posts: 164
|
Posted:
Tue Jan 29, 2008 7:24 pm |
|
Quote: |
And that it wasn't just England who were involved |
Some more players
And a whole lot more if not playing , sitting on the side line shouting encouragement
Quote: |
China Costa Rica Dominican Republic Haiti Honduras Nicaragua Guatemala
France
United Kingdom
Australia India Nepal
Belgium
Brazil
Canada
Greece
Holland
Luxembourg
New Zealand
Norway
Poland
South Africa
Yugoslavia
Portugal |
|
_________________ Also the $350 us dollars is for the dhl courier service delivery of your cheque ,i mean their charges !
THEN NEVER YOU WASTE MY TIME AGAIN BY RE�PEATING YOURSELF OVER AND OVER AGAIN OK
please dont playwith my family
. |
|
|
|
redshoes17
Elite Baiter
Joined: 28 Feb 2007
Posts: 1731
|
Posted:
Tue Jan 29, 2008 9:32 pm |
|
OldBaglady wrote: |
There was no score, 0 to 0 and Mali apparently had better stats so they stayed in the running and Nigeria went home with their tails between their legs. |
I am afraid your lad is mistaken. Nigeria won today so Ghana plays Nigeria in the quarter finals. Mali went home.
I also have a couple who are avid football fans.
If you really want a laugh have them try to explain the difference between goals forward and goals aggregate. |
_________________
Willy Accra to Abuja to Maiduguri
Floyd Lagos to Abeche with reaper
Dan Benin City to Lagos
ARK Tamale to Kumasi
x41
I don't need you alone for sex. w1l13
i was ashamed this money money was not in the system when we got there to cash it,it made me and my family lawyer look like little children Godwin
'because no one want your progress not every one want your goat to give birth to twins as the man who see tomorrow told me when i visit him in the shrine Godwin
i was rubbed by rubber last friday, they collectted all my money and my phones. |
|
|
|
Khaan
419Eater is my life
Joined: 13 Nov 2003
Posts: 291
Location: Somewhere in Europe
|
Posted:
Tue Jan 29, 2008 9:57 pm |
|
You can ask them to:
1- Explain the Bosman law
2- Find out who was the manager of Crewe in 1975
3- Find out which was Cristiano Ronaldo's third goal ever in a professional competition (and explain it through)
4- Talk about the rivalry between B. Dortmund and Schalke 04
Even if the lads know loads about football, you can always think of something that they will have make a lot of effort finding out. Try finding obscure trivia on Wikipedia. |
_________________ John Aka Bamba
- "I GOT YOUR REAL NAME TO ISAKABA ABASA KASA WILL FOLLOW YOU NOW COUNT ON THE DAYSSSSS!!!!!!!!!"
- "You fucking idiot!You fucking idiot!You fucking idiot!You fucking idiot!You fucking idiot!You fucking idiot!You fucking idiot!You fucking idiot!".......
Don't forget to visit 419 S-C-A-M: Scamming Con-Artistic Mugus http://www.freewebs.com/419scam/index.htm |
|
|
|
kleindoofy
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 24 Oct 2004
Posts: 6248
Location: Europe
|
Posted:
Wed Jan 30, 2008 2:56 am |
|
BORUSSIA DORTMUND
beat WERDER BREMEN 2:1 in the German Cup this evening.
Yeah!!! |
|
|
|
|
|
|
View next topic
View previous topic
You cannot post new topics in this forum You cannot reply to topics in this forum You cannot edit your posts in this forum You cannot delete your posts in this forum You cannot vote in polls in this forum
|
|