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Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 7:59 pm

OMG! I found this e-mail in my catcher account!

From: i need your help very urgent [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: Wednesday, January 23, 2008 9:12 AM
To: [email protected]
Subject: I NEED YOUR HELP VERY URGENT

I NEED YOUR HELP VERY URGENT

DERA SIR AND MADAM
I AM Mrs Eliza Doolittle,named person from Peru. I am married to Late Joseph Twumasi of blessed memory who worked with Shell company in Germany for nine years

before he died in the year 2011 We were married for fifteen years with a
child.He died after a brief illness that lasted for only four days Since his
death I too have been battling with both ancerand fibroid problems.When my
late husband was alive he deposited the sum of 10 Million EURO(ten Million EURO) with an oversea bank.Presently,

this money is still with the bank. Recently, my Doctor told me that
Wouldn't last for the next three months due to cancer problem. Though
what disturbs me most is my stroke sickness. Having known my condition I
decided to solicit for your assistance to help me claim this fund as I am
going to instruct here in. I took this decision because I have only a child
that will inherit this money and I don't want my husband's hard earned money to
be misused by people I call unbelievers. I don't want a situation where
this money will be used in an unholy manner.Hence the reason for taking this
bold decision. You will only be communicating with my only child as i cannot
do anything because of my situtaion and also because of the presence of my
husband's relatives around me always.I don't want them to know about this development.

With God all things are possible. As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of th e bank. I will also issue you a letter of authority that will prove you as the original- beneficiary of this fund.My happiness is that I lived a life of a truth worthy of emulation.

Please always be prayerful all through your life.Any Early in you reply will give me room in sourcing for a organization oradevoted for this same purpose. Until I hear from you, my dreams will rests qua rely on your shoulders. May the Almighty God continue to guide and protect you.

Regards,
Mrs eliza doolittle

EXPLAIN.

Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 7:59 pm

TheGreatOok wrote:

Is that what shiver's hiring these days? .... Shiver must have hired lotta because she's like staples "easy"

When I joined, the rumor in the locker room amongst the interns was that she kicked back upstairs more than the usual percentage, just to get the admin job. Mod not good enough for our Lotta - she's gotta have the red name.

Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 8:00 pm

Well i'll hug anything these days so count me in. Wink

Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 8:05 pm

go cuddle skunks doofus, they smell less than lad huggers puke

And there is a few of them around here as we have found

choose your side carefully, the winners may not be the most vocal

Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 8:08 pm

Holy crap. Eliza is gone, Lotta has gone completely insane, and Shiver just sits back and watches. All I can do is shake my head in disgust. I am considering taking my earnings from all of last year and setting up a defense fund for Joseph. Anyone else interested in helping the cause? This must stop.

Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 8:09 pm

^^^ *Gulp* Shocked

Elite Baiter Joined: 17 Sep 2004 Posts: 1269

Sounds like a good idea, Harry. I am deeply disappointed at this turn of events.

Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 8:14 pm

Harry Bawls wrote:

Holy crap. Eliza is gone, Lotta has gone completely insane, and Shiver just sits back and watches. All I can do is shake my head in disgust. I am considering taking my earnings from all of last year and setting up a defense fund for Joseph. Anyone else interested in helping the cause? This must stop.

You post crap like that again, and you may end up with something "harry" but certainly with no bawls. Evil or Very Mad

Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 8:14 pm

I'm with you Harry, we must unite against this terrible discrimination against Joseph and maybe arrange for Lotta to take a trip to B3ll0 island at the same time with only Irish and slightly for company.

edit: I rest my case, lotta is even abusing the quote button now.

Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 8:17 pm

lotta wrote:

You post crap like that again, and you may end up with something "harry" but certainly with no bawls. Evil or Very Mad

Somehow I knew you would come up with a weak, idle threat. Rolling Eyes

Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 8:19 pm

Harry Bawls wrote:

I am considering taking my earnings from all of last year and setting up a defense fund for Joseph. Anyone else interested in helping the cause? This must stop.

It's your money and you (and those who fall in with your conga line of meek surrender) won't be missed. Purity must come before unity.

Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 8:26 pm

And so it has come to this. A civil war?! Is this really what we all want?

What has this Joseph person done to this site? I had four baits in progress that have been interrupted by people asking me if I side with Eliza or Lotta!!!!!!

I.....I just don't know what to do anymore.....

I imagine we will never recover. I am sure it is just a matter of time until this entire site implodes on itself and is shut down forever...

Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 8:29 pm

Do the right thing Peanut and side with me. Eliza is a loser..........besides, she does not have access to any of the "big boy" buttons, on the forum.

edit:

Ex has proved she is just a scammer. See the letter above he got from her.

Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 8:29 pm

Special_K wrote:

Dang Lotta, bring out the jackbooks, why don't you.

For the record, Lotta looks pretty damn hot in those jackboots.

Yastreb, I'll join in on any collection for Joseph's defense fund. I made so much money this year on trophy pics, I got some to share for a worthy cause.

And if I contribute, will you be my pen pal?

Editing to add: just because I think she looks hot doesn't mean I'm on her side. I choose Eliza.

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

Eliza_Doolittle wrote:

For those of you who want to help me fight for innocent joseph - - email me to join the fight:

[email protected]

And for those of you wanting to help fight the fight to have Joseph (And possibly Eliza) sent to B3ll0 island, email ME to join the fight.

[email protected]

Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 8:29 pm

Ha - now you've let Mr B3||0 know that Joey boy is sitting on a pile of cash. How long do you think it'll take him to make Joey cough up ? Cool

Let's just say that he isn't a rose grower but always carries a pair of secateurs in his pocket, if you know what I mean.

I don't know whether Joey is hiding in a closet planning his next scam or waiting for his 'new' friends to tell him all the 'secrets'. If he learns how to become invisible we may never manage to track him down, even if you know who can.

Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 8:31 pm

There's nothing civil about this war, Peanut.

It never is, when principles are involved

Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 8:34 pm

Cachuma wrote:

Yastreb, I'll join in on any collection for Joseph's defense fund. I made so much money this year on trophy pics, I got some to share for a worthy cause.

And if I contribute, will you be my pen pal?

If you contribute to Joseph's defence fund, then you are the enemy.

Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 8:36 pm

Holy crap! Tell me you havent said anything to HIM, Gomer! If you have you can go to hell, you can go to hell and die!

I am going to start sending my earnings from scambaiting to Joseph because with HIM involved now, it is going to take everything we have got just to keep Joseph alive!

Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 8:37 pm

Eliza has been a scammer all along! Check out this other e-mail I received!

From:[email protected][mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: Tuesday, January 22, 2008 3:39 PM
To: [email protected]
Subject: I am awaiting for your immediate response.

Hi Dear,
l saw your profil and go through it and willing to contact you, I have to introduce myself for you, I am Miss. Eliza Doolittle, the only Daughter of late Chief John Doolittle, I wish to request for your assistance in my efforts to procure the transfer of my inherited funds .

I have ($9,4m) Dollars here in my name with one of the prime banks here and I will require your assistance in receiving the transfer of the funds in your local account for investment purposes. As it is my desire to come over to your country to further my education while you take goodcare of the investment, I will be glad to give you 10% of the total sum for your co-operation.

I will be very appreciative if you can return to me with urgent dispatch to enable me advise you on the modalities.

I am awaiting for your immediate response.
My Kind Regards!
Miss. Eliza Doolittle

Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma you scamming heifer!

Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 8:38 pm

Jayhawk wrote:

And for those of you wanting to help fight the fight to have Joseph (And possibly Eliza) sent to B3ll0 island, email ME to join the fight.

I hope you get Psittacosis, Jayhawk

Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 8:41 pm

@Ex, hope you've written your will mate, hear that noise? Thats Eliza coming for you.

Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 8:45 pm

Peanut wrote:

Quote:

CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG...

Do we look like Oasis? Laughing

Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 8:45 pm

yastreb wrote:

If you contribute to Joseph's defence fund, then you are the enemy.

Oh...uh...OOPS! Embarassed

I'm SO confused.... Crying or Very sad

Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 8:46 pm

@Rodus

What, because I exposed her for the two-faced dog she was!? Tell her I said bring it on! I can deal with all you scammer whores by myself with both my eyes gouged! And whats Eliza gonna do anyway? Girls can't fight.......