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Vanndickey
Elite Baiter
Joined: 01 Feb 2006
Posts: 1005
Location: Iapetus
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Wed Jan 23, 2008 3:14 am |
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After getting really tired of only meeting.....
A. Ex-Girlfriends friends
B. My sisters friends
C. My sisters ex-boyfriends sisters
D. Ex-Girlfriends reprising their previous roles
E. an ex-girlfriends sister (fun at the family X-Mas party.. )
F. No girls at all
I went and reluctantly signed up at Match.com....best thing that ever happened to me. My son turned the "big" 1 last Thursday and we're going on 2 years of marriage. |
_________________ "you are the greatest lair I have ever come in contact with "- Kamara Ali
"Infact you are a deciet to the Americans.No appology to that ok"-Barrister Greg Lowe
"You will meet death soon,just watch out"-Zumla Thaba
"EAT A DICK AND DIE SLOW"-Mrs. Mary Collins Brown
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RoyalFlush
Eater U Quiz winner
Joined: 30 Dec 2007
Posts: 361
Location: One poker tourney or another
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Wed Jan 23, 2008 3:19 am |
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I was engaged once too. We met at college. I'm glad that it didn't work out - we weren't right for each other.
But single's good. I like it a lot, actually. |
_________________ x4
It's you and your family that don't have ENOUGH BRIAN CELLS.
I am dying because of your love you,ve impacted in me.
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lotta
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jun 2005
Posts: 13613
Location: 2 Speckled Cct Springfield Lakes QLD 4300
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Wed Jan 23, 2008 5:56 am |
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Chibuike I'd like you to meet my friend Frumpy......Frumpy this is Chibuike. |
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bank kills
Alan James Watson (AKA Bi Gal, AKA Big Al, AKA De Master Yoda) -2007, 2008, 2009, 2010 "Doos of the year" award winner
Frederick Fokker:
"I am giving you about a month to get your act together, i am cutting you and the eater a bit of slack"
Dec 11, 2007
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Wed Jan 23, 2008 6:25 am |
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I practice polygamy here. I met quite a few of my girlfriends/wives here on Eater. Most of them don't know who the other ones are, that just keeps me out of trouble.
I met my wife at a bar, of course. |
_________________
Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2
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Miss Behaving
Master Baiter
Joined: 20 Apr 2006
Posts: 190
Location: Down the bookies
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Wed Jan 23, 2008 7:36 am |
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April 1st few years back, my friend Jay invited someone extra along for drinks one time, a mate of hers back from university over Easter. I was right narked, I liked spending time with Jay not with some random guy.
Random guy turned out to be just right and we're getting married in October having been together almost six years |
_________________ Come to the dark side, we have sweeties.
I bait scummy flatshare/rental scammers. PM the details if you encounter one!
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Rodus
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Dec 2006
Posts: 3685
Location: Back under the cold shower
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Wed Jan 23, 2008 8:37 am |
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Exactly the same as RoyalFlush. Halloween party in 1999 |
_________________ I will kiss you romance u,suck and penetrate u - Williams Muyeke
now am as poor as a church rat - Lou1s Mar1on
I AM FINANCIALLY DEAD RIGHT AWAY - Louis in Accra
u can keep sending money to Gomer and leave me alone - Agent Smith cracks up
Lou1s Mar1on - Lagos to Accra (satellite IP) - "so, what i need to do to get out of these place?"
- 18 mths: Louis
The*Catb1ngo Hotel*
*My Church*
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drew.p.coque
419Eater is my life
Joined: 04 May 2005
Posts: 383
Location: front, and low. lower!
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Wed Jan 23, 2008 9:02 am |
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at a bus stop!
(she was sober and wating for the bus too.) |
_________________ *this deal is like a straw to a drowning man -chuck solodu
*Call me on my direct line so that we can talk for batter understanding-Aziz
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*THANKS FOR PLAYING WITH MY TIME, PLEASE KINDLY FORGET ABOUT THIS TRANSACTION
*you have to tell any one you are here . everything has to be confidential -kevina |
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Gold Hat
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 18 Jul 2004
Posts: 2049
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Wed Jan 23, 2008 11:07 am |
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There she was just a-walkin' down the street, singing' "Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do"
Snappin' her fingers and shufflin' her feet.
She looked good, she looked fine
and I nearly lost my mind. |
Great song from a time long ago.
Actually I met my darling at a dominatrix club one night where she was appearing as �Ilsa - She Wolf of the SS�. I walked in � there she was � high black boots � revealing black bustier � and a lovely black leather cat o' nine tails � it was love at first sight and I have been in pain ever since. |
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Ivor Grimey Colon
"Trophy slut"
Joined: 16 Jun 2005
Posts: 1338
Location: England
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Wed Jan 23, 2008 11:57 am |
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firehouse5
Palm Wino Aficionado
Joined: 09 Mar 2004
Posts: 4953
Location: swimming in Ogogoro
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Wed Jan 23, 2008 12:03 pm |
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I met my wife at a concert, introduced by a mutual friend we know through the local music scene. Turns out our paths had crossed many times, at many other gigs in a city thousands of miles away, but we never met until we had both moved to another country.
No kids but we have a badger. Er, I actually do mean fluffy kitty cat this time. |
_________________ Has a scammer sent you a bank account? please report it to any moderator using the private message function.
GO PREMIUM!
Oct2004-Oct2016 12 years but Cheat alert: many silent months!
dozens Not as many piggies as you.
The details you sent do not match, check your records and reply immediate. I have forced to wait in office for two hours with out eating |
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Wed Jan 23, 2008 3:46 pm |
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My SO went out with an ex friend of mine. The idiot treated her very badly (unbeknown to me) until she wised up and gave him the elbow.
We still saw each other socially and after a while one thing lead to another.
It's not serious, serious, but we are there for each other and it suits us both right now. |
_________________ "No amount of semen donation will save this situation" Sanny Sanny
"We must disagree to agree" Raji Musa
If it's LADS you want. GoTo: http://www.yopmail.com/
and sign in with either ladmail or kentbrockman
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Inspector Gadget
Angel of unrealistic meetings
Joined: 20 Feb 2007
Posts: 6259
Location: Trumpton
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Wed Jan 23, 2008 4:12 pm |
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Rootuser wrote :
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and one day it was just like bang. |
wayyyyyyyy too much information there! |
_________________ x2 Co bait with Rumbero Sao Tome island to Gabon van donation
Co bait with Jayhawk and VJD. Stanley's bottle tour Aba to Lagos
Team Hector, airport in installments and St Louis to Kayes
Halil, Cotonou to Accra
+ Precious 10/08/11
x8 x34 x 73
grown up man like him, still doing all this shit games - Stanley, (he doesn't like Parcel Direct)
You again do the strange reflections stuffed with drugs? - Natalia
x3 Hector 24/1/13 Moses 15th Oct 2011
x 2Mick Ole 11th Sept 2014-16 Asare Akuffo start 4th Aug 2014 |
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TheGreatOok
Catbingo
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 2355
Location: Lost in L-Space
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Wed Jan 23, 2008 4:42 pm |
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Well I met my Ex-wife on a blind date set up by her mom and my dad.
Currently, I am on the look out for future ex-wives. |
_________________ For Free Bananas Click Here!
HYIP: x3 Banks:
Samuel - Ziguinchor, SE to Dakar, SE - 264 km through Gambia Helping JojoBean
"I knew rigth from the first time you sent email to me that,you are a bloody *DELETED*" - Sgt Daniel Vess
"I NO BLAME U NA DI DIRTY TOTO WEN BORN U NA IM I BLAME. CATBINGO" - Lee Wong
"I AM EQUAL TO A MENTAL RETARDED PERSON" - Alvan Ben
"You have pushed me to the wall and i will make you smell yourself i bet." - George Martins
"THE FOOL STOLE YOUR US$755, HE DOES NOT DESERVE TO LEAVE ON THE PLANET" - Jim Ovia
- for a perfect brown nosing job.
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FrumpyBB
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 5988
Location: Germany
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Wed Jan 23, 2008 4:52 pm |
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lotta wrote: |
Chibuike I'd like you to meet my friend Frumpy......Frumpy this is Chibuike. |
awwwww...you are too kind.... |
_________________ SIR,I DON'T ENTERTAIN RIGMAROLE AND THERE IS NO ROOM FOR DILLY- DALLY.
the ball is in your cult
x 5 ARK & Co. incl. 1 safari w/ RS17 & NTBS
Dan the lotto man, ARK mugu wedding
Dennis the hitman, co-bait w/ Murry Guru
Zake (w/ SH, SL & Craig)
x 5 Modeling Mugu Meeting, w/ mewing_ghecko & Otterfan & SSC
x 2 another MMM w/ SH
x 13 Later shows and trips for the benefit of M00seknuckle, incl. the 0budu Fact Finding Mission
Come to our Eater University Baiting Tutorials Cos you deserve it. x5 x50+ x 4 -- |
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kubis
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 30 Dec 2007
Posts: 164
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Wed Jan 23, 2008 6:40 pm |
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Typical work related relationship
She nicked me breaking in to a shop. |
_________________ Also the $350 us dollars is for the dhl courier service delivery of your cheque ,i mean their charges !
THEN NEVER YOU WASTE MY TIME AGAIN BY RE�PEATING YOURSELF OVER AND OVER AGAIN OK
please dont playwith my family
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ParaNoid
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 5123
Location: Looking for Steward.
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Thu Jan 24, 2008 2:56 am |
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In the mirror... |
_________________ Gold Coins here
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"If I get mad at you, please just understand me. I am just being ParaNoid because I love you so much." - unknown
Visit www.scamwarners.com |
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Micho Rizo
Master Baiter
Joined: 01 Sep 2005
Posts: 129
Location: East Coast US
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Thu Jan 24, 2008 5:11 am |
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I met my fiance at Rehab. I had to do a class for a DUI and she was my therapist. I asked her if I can take her out for a drink after the class. |
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Get a mentor here! |
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ParaNoid
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 5123
Location: Looking for Steward.
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Thu Jan 24, 2008 5:36 am |
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^^^
Soft drink I presume...
You must have passed the class?? |
_________________ Gold Coins here
x 4 <b>Looking for a Mentor? Click here</b>
"If I get mad at you, please just understand me. I am just being ParaNoid because I love you so much." - unknown
Visit www.scamwarners.com |
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Micho Rizo
Master Baiter
Joined: 01 Sep 2005
Posts: 129
Location: East Coast US
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Thu Jan 24, 2008 5:44 am |
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We ended up having coffee and talked for a few hours. She was a little hesitant about the whole Patient/Client thing....but a few weeks later, she wasn't worried about it.
She did end up giving me a good recommendation, and I passed the class. She still won't let me drink 4 years later! |
_________________ Fakes shut down (margin of error +/- 3): +400ish....I lost count!
Click here to support 419Eater.com
Get a mentor here! |
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rootuser
Elite Baiter
Joined: 10 Dec 2007
Posts: 1632
Location: Right behind you
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Thu Jan 24, 2008 6:10 am |
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@slowfreddie: Not that bang... |
_________________ "..., if it not the destiny has reduced us together, then who?"
"may u die tomorrow in jesus name"
"The devil has eaten away your soul as you will decay in the hail fire, so go and die with your dyning devil hopless devil advocate."
"This is what i sent to them am not with any money to go back to nigeria pls help."
(0.25 go to fake_buster)
x4 Wole A.: Akure, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin, Akure, Nigeria to Tanguieta, Benin (both with Thomas-the-Tank and Simba), Akure, Nigeria to Kano, Nigeria (with TtT and OD), Akure, Nigeria to Abidjan, Cote d'Ivoire (with TtT)
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justicebdone
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 10 Oct 2005
Posts: 679
Location: Beaming Up
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Thu Jan 24, 2008 3:08 pm |
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^^MR^^
Good for her and good for you.
It is so strange how people meet. I am presently, like TGO, on the lookout for future ex's. If one doesnt become an ex, that would be ok too. |
_________________ Son of a b**** don't you give me some s*** like you don't have 7000.00, what about the money you realized from missile you ba****** sold to the Iranians? Nathan "The Potty Mouth" Hitman
F****** d*** motherf***** if you really sent the f****** money why don't you send the f****** control number at once cos I don't really have the time to f*** around with you anymore....you messed up my own Chritsmas too. Nathan "The Potty Mouth" Hitman
If you dont know you are now the Company Police. The Annoyed Check Lad
BACK the ATTACK |
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Nelsonsbattle
419Eater is my life
Joined: 16 Jun 2004
Posts: 433
Location: New Zealand
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Fri Jan 25, 2008 8:33 am |
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About 36 years ago, I looked up from cooking breakfast and there she was ....
Actually, I'd gone skiing with a flatmate and she'd gone skiing with a workmate and we all were staying at the same ski lodge. I was on breakfast duty and had stuffed up the number of poached eggs I was supposed to cook. She (as is usual to this day) was late getting out of bed so was the last person to arrive down for breakfast. I had just started to eat the rermaining 8 poached eggs which were excess to requirements when she arrived - toast only with a cup of tea please. As the last two out of the ski lodge we skied together all day.
We'd been living together for a couple of years and saving to go on our OE (overseas experience for you non Kiwis). She'd been working shifts at the hospital so she had weeks of holidays she had to take. I'd changed jobs and had no holidays due. We wanted to go skiing, so I suggested that we get married as my new employer might give me time off for a honeymoon - they actually coughed up with paid leave
Been married 33 1/2 years now, have a 15 year old son, and wouldn't have it any other way. |
_________________ �This is quite unfortanate you have basterdise every thing we have been working for a long time.
�the photo you send to me ..... i am have six with you in dreem here� Lad after he got a topless photo of my baiting character.
"I have just came out from the bank with the most humiliation of my life." Dissapointed Lad after a trip to the MG agency.
"tell you die, fuck you,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ooooooo" Samull the scammer on being burned
(Samull's trip from Cotonou, Benin, to Lagos, Nigeria, to meet the lovely Steffy)
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