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ChainYanker
Collecting TShirts the Hard Way
Joined: 02 Dec 2007
Posts: 1497
Location: Shouting "Fire!" in crowded theaters across America
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Mon Jan 21, 2008 10:17 pm |
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You may have seen Samuel Ellis0n from the Surplus Letters box- a poor orphan boy, with lung cancer and a brain tumor, who needs to sell a kidney to pay for his operation. Boo hoo.
Anyway, I've contacted him about buying his body parts, and after three e-mails he send me this:
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yes i saw it but if after selling it i will not die? if no there's no problem i will sell it,How much can you buy?
And we will see each other should fly down to your country or should come down here? |
I thought maybe he was a fluffy kitty cat, but his IP is from central Benin. I can't figure out what his angle is here. Is he going to send a "relative" to negotiate? What if I had said I live in America?
For whatever it's worth, I've told him to meet me in Lome, Togo. |
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FEMALE
"This deal does not have anything to do with religion because we are talking about $10.150 million us dollars" -Bangu Mali
"YOUR DEATH IS AT HAND HENCE YOU LEARNT HOW TO DOUBLE CROSS OTHER GUYMAN KEEP IT ON AND WATCH OUT" -Don Jack
"why is it that you dont believed that the unicorn is avaialabe" -Victoria Smith
"i have seen that you are not financially capable to handle this great opportunity maturedly" -Muhammad Bla1se
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rumbero
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Jun 2006
Posts: 3677
Location: All the Salsa Night Clubs
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Mon Jan 21, 2008 10:23 pm |
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He is just pulling your chain |
_________________ Lagos to Tamale. Rev. Frank Lagos to Abuja
Lagos to Abuja Pr1nc3 F@w@z
Ghana to Benin's Simba Camp Joe C@rlton
Lagos to Ghana Opus Dei Templar
Nukuru to Mombasa 1,500 kms van donation
Co bait with SlowFreddy Sao Tome island to Gabon Lagos to Abuja Co, donation
YOUR WIFE WILL GIVE BIRTH TO A MONKEY, YOU ARE GOING TO SUFFER FROM EPILEPTIC,
LET YOUR MOTHER FUCK YOUR BEST FRIEND. LET YOUR FATHER FUCK A MAD STREET WOMAN, USELESS INTERNET FRAUDSTER. (barrister Dan )
I bet u , soon , u will be laying in a close casket ,
will make u understand that i'm a spiritual man (Makinwa the retarded mugu)
in juses name u will dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
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LaBrea
Elite Baiter
Joined: 04 Aug 2007
Posts: 1355
Location: Yet another hotel
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Mon Jan 21, 2008 10:30 pm |
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Ask him his parts come with a warranty- Nothing worse than buying a new kidney only to find out it's defective!
I'd go for 10% up front, balance due 30 days after installation. |
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"...you make me stupid to the people ...no time to wast you better go and see your doctor because l think your lack of stickiness." _Dr. Usman Bello
"Sir I sworn an oath as a legal luminary to defend your cause in all ramification from the armpit of the law" - Barr. W4k4r4 Iss4c
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Mon Jan 21, 2008 11:12 pm |
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Ask him if it's a left one or a right one he's offering to sell you ? |
_________________ Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Mon Jan 21, 2008 11:25 pm |
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You can't seriously consider buying an organ from someone without a full medical workup. There are lots of forms for the physician to fill out, plus all of those invasive photos he'll have to provide, to prove his health. |
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thefife
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Apr 2007
Posts: 2261
Location: Soaked in Holy Ghost Fiyah...it tastes like chicken
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Mon Jan 21, 2008 11:42 pm |
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^^ Plus sonar imaging of both kidneys to see which one you'd like to purchase. Ask him if he would be willing to part w/ a bit of small intestine as well. |
_________________ Mercedes-Benz Safari Invitational Peter S0lomon Lagos to Calabar Lagos to Kano via Abuja (w/ OxygenDeprived)
Barr. Johnny Gawa: Hello Baby.
Let hope to make it more real for good. (+2 pics of him rockin his delicate underthings)
Pastor Ramesh:Dear Mother Guch33y B4ggs in christ,
...So we want repair our tached prayer house. If you would like to help us 500 dollars it will be great help...Now I am some pictures for your kind notice. I am waiting for your reply.
Thanking you. Yours in His service (+ Banner!)
Pastor Ramesh: I dont want any luxary life ...Presently I need bicycle. It cost nearly $100 dollars. If you give this it is great need for me.
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RoyalFlush
Eater U Quiz winner
Joined: 30 Dec 2007
Posts: 361
Location: One poker tourney or another
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Tue Jan 22, 2008 12:52 am |
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See if he'll throw in his pancreas while you're at it |
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It's you and your family that don't have ENOUGH BRIAN CELLS.
I am dying because of your love you,ve impacted in me.
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ChainYanker
Collecting TShirts the Hard Way
Joined: 02 Dec 2007
Posts: 1497
Location: Shouting "Fire!" in crowded theaters across America
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Tue Jan 22, 2008 1:07 am |
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Actually, I'm buying his gluteus maximus. But I'm only paying top-price if it's top-condition.
I'm hoping to avoid revealing which body-part exactly the gluteus is. Ya know, because he might not think I'm serious if he figures out I'm trying to buy his butt. |
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"This deal does not have anything to do with religion because we are talking about $10.150 million us dollars" -Bangu Mali
"YOUR DEATH IS AT HAND HENCE YOU LEARNT HOW TO DOUBLE CROSS OTHER GUYMAN KEEP IT ON AND WATCH OUT" -Don Jack
"why is it that you dont believed that the unicorn is avaialabe" -Victoria Smith
"i have seen that you are not financially capable to handle this great opportunity maturedly" -Muhammad Bla1se
Earned a pony, earned a bun, still not sure what they mean --> |
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RoyalFlush
Eater U Quiz winner
Joined: 30 Dec 2007
Posts: 361
Location: One poker tourney or another
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Tue Jan 22, 2008 1:42 am |
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Oh, your lad's butt isn't worth much. It's probably all spread out and deformed from all the sitting on it in the Internet cafes all day. |
_________________ x4
It's you and your family that don't have ENOUGH BRIAN CELLS.
I am dying because of your love you,ve impacted in me.
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manbiteslion
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Dec 2007
Posts: 4816
Location: Connecting my chair and keyboard
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Tue Jan 22, 2008 1:51 am |
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So a child orphan who smokes enough fags to get lung cancer which has spread to his brain... - seeing as he's a spare parts flipping liability. Would you want a cancer-riddled kidney, no matter how cheap - wouldn't you rather stay on dialysis?
Perhaps your colleague 'Old Nick' could secure a price for the kids immortal soul? It'll be liberated from the body soon enough with that much surgery in 3rd world hospitals :-$ |
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RoyalFlush
Eater U Quiz winner
Joined: 30 Dec 2007
Posts: 361
Location: One poker tourney or another
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Tue Jan 22, 2008 1:55 am |
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Good point. This lad's entire body is a liability. I'd be sure to get clean bills of health from at least two reputable physicians before offering him anything more than five bucks per organ. |
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It's you and your family that don't have ENOUGH BRIAN CELLS.
I am dying because of your love you,ve impacted in me.
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crashhoot
Moderator
Joined: 08 Aug 2004
Posts: 4237
Location: Looking for the petting zoo.
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Tue Jan 22, 2008 1:58 am |
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shishtavi
Master Baiter
Joined: 25 Jul 2005
Posts: 244
Location: New Zealand
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Tue Jan 22, 2008 2:17 am |
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I'm baiting this fellow as well, he really really needs money for his medication (beer and crack) for his doped up little body.
This guy seems fairly lazy and is sticking mostly to a script |
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"it should have occured to me being stranded the second time here in Ghana and your miserable organization cant even offer a $100 for my rescue,idiots!" - M0ses Uz3m3
"I need to get my donation now or else i will be forced to think ortherwise" - m0ses uz3m3
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Tue Jan 22, 2008 10:35 am |
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<br>I was going to bait this lad when I received his heart rendering plea as well. However, I felt sorry for him because if he sold anymore of his internal organs, they would have to stuff him with sawdust and call him Teddy. |
_________________ £1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
x135 (at 26/9/2008) x138
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Hamm On Wry
419Eater is my life
Joined: 23 Apr 2005
Posts: 444
Location: Between the pickle and the potato salad
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Tue Jan 22, 2008 3:28 pm |
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manbiteslion wrote: |
Perhaps your colleague 'Old Nick' could secure a price for the kids immortal soul? It'll be liberated from the body soon enough with that much surgery in 3rd world hospitals :-$ |
You may have swerved into something here. As a poor orphan boy who is facing all of this tribulation, he should have a pretty pure soul. Maybe a (rich) mean old man who is afraid of dying and going to his just punishment, could offer to pay the young man to take on half of his sins. That way, when we both pass away, we will both have enough good in us to get into heaven.
Any voodoo priests out there willing to assist in the ritual? |
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Fake charity account
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komodada(at)uku.co.uk : INFACT YOU ARE A TOTAL *DELETED* TIMES TEN MAY GOD RENDER U USELESS. EWU YOUAND I WHO BETTER PASS.ASSHOLE.DONT WORRY ME AGAIN IN YOUR LIFE. PLEASE LET ME BE .
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lotta
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jun 2005
Posts: 13613
Location: 2 Speckled Cct Springfield Lakes QLD 4300
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Tue Jan 22, 2008 6:38 pm |
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crashhoot wrote: |
If his liver is in good shape, I might be interested.
I have some Fava beans, and a nice Chianti! |
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kubis
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Joined: 30 Dec 2007
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Tue Jan 22, 2008 7:45 pm |
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Leave some for me please |
_________________ Also the $350 us dollars is for the dhl courier service delivery of your cheque ,i mean their charges !
THEN NEVER YOU WASTE MY TIME AGAIN BY RE�PEATING YOURSELF OVER AND OVER AGAIN OK
please dont playwith my family
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thefife
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Apr 2007
Posts: 2261
Location: Soaked in Holy Ghost Fiyah...it tastes like chicken
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Tue Jan 22, 2008 7:52 pm |
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^^ By the time the OP is thru w/ him there will only be toenail shavings & a few scrap eyelashes left. It's 1st come 1st serve & there's already dibs on the lad's soul. You can make do with the scraps tho right? |
_________________ Mercedes-Benz Safari Invitational Peter S0lomon Lagos to Calabar Lagos to Kano via Abuja (w/ OxygenDeprived)
Barr. Johnny Gawa: Hello Baby.
Let hope to make it more real for good. (+2 pics of him rockin his delicate underthings)
Pastor Ramesh:Dear Mother Guch33y B4ggs in christ,
...So we want repair our tached prayer house. If you would like to help us 500 dollars it will be great help...Now I am some pictures for your kind notice. I am waiting for your reply.
Thanking you. Yours in His service (+ Banner!)
Pastor Ramesh: I dont want any luxary life ...Presently I need bicycle. It cost nearly $100 dollars. If you give this it is great need for me.
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kubis
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Tue Jan 22, 2008 7:57 pm |
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^^^^^^^
cant be arsed i have turned veggie eating stephen hawking's |
_________________ Also the $350 us dollars is for the dhl courier service delivery of your cheque ,i mean their charges !
THEN NEVER YOU WASTE MY TIME AGAIN BY RE�PEATING YOURSELF OVER AND OVER AGAIN OK
please dont playwith my family
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
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Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Tue Jan 22, 2008 8:26 pm |
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^^^^^^^
That isn't funny. |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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ChainYanker
Collecting TShirts the Hard Way
Joined: 02 Dec 2007
Posts: 1497
Location: Shouting "Fire!" in crowded theaters across America
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Tue Jan 22, 2008 9:43 pm |
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Well, lad's safaring. No wait, sorry- the lad's "good friend" is coming to Togo to answer questions about his Samuel's butt.
This is just... just too easy. Either that, or boy Samuel is a few cards short of a deck. Probably that brain tumor. |
_________________ x3
FEMALE
"This deal does not have anything to do with religion because we are talking about $10.150 million us dollars" -Bangu Mali
"YOUR DEATH IS AT HAND HENCE YOU LEARNT HOW TO DOUBLE CROSS OTHER GUYMAN KEEP IT ON AND WATCH OUT" -Don Jack
"why is it that you dont believed that the unicorn is avaialabe" -Victoria Smith
"i have seen that you are not financially capable to handle this great opportunity maturedly" -Muhammad Bla1se
Earned a pony, earned a bun, still not sure what they mean --> |
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thefife
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Apr 2007
Posts: 2261
Location: Soaked in Holy Ghost Fiyah...it tastes like chicken
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Tue Jan 22, 2008 9:47 pm |
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I wonder how long it will take the friend to get there. 20 mins? 30? Offer to meet him at the cafe & demand he have lifesize color photos of Sam's ass. |
_________________ Mercedes-Benz Safari Invitational Peter S0lomon Lagos to Calabar Lagos to Kano via Abuja (w/ OxygenDeprived)
Barr. Johnny Gawa: Hello Baby.
Let hope to make it more real for good. (+2 pics of him rockin his delicate underthings)
Pastor Ramesh:Dear Mother Guch33y B4ggs in christ,
...So we want repair our tached prayer house. If you would like to help us 500 dollars it will be great help...Now I am some pictures for your kind notice. I am waiting for your reply.
Thanking you. Yours in His service (+ Banner!)
Pastor Ramesh: I dont want any luxary life ...Presently I need bicycle. It cost nearly $100 dollars. If you give this it is great need for me.
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shishtavi
Master Baiter
Joined: 25 Jul 2005
Posts: 244
Location: New Zealand
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Tue Jan 22, 2008 9:53 pm |
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Sam doesn't seem to be smart, it takes three emails to hum to grasp what I want, and so far he's only begging me for $55, maybe to buy a bus ticket? (or dinner)
Edit After asking me for money I told him that god helps those that helps themselves, the last two emails are quite funny.
From the lad himself
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YES I KNOW THAT, REMEBER THAT SOME TIME GOD HELP THROUGH A PERSON SO TRY AND SEE IF YOU CAN SEND SMALL MONEY FOR TO BUY SHIT |
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SAMUEL
Do not swear again, it is a blasphemy.
I will not break the rules of my church and god to help a blasphemous mouth.
Remember Black is the tounge which blasphemes so shall the soul be blackend by the sin
Let Jesus into your life
Shishtavi bless you my son |
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"YOU WONT RUN FAR FROM CR0WLEY AND HIS PLUMBERS, I DONT LIKE MUGUS TURNING ME AROUND." - Denny Both
"it should have occured to me being stranded the second time here in Ghana and your miserable organization cant even offer a $100 for my rescue,idiots!" - M0ses Uz3m3
"I need to get my donation now or else i will be forced to think ortherwise" - m0ses uz3m3
x2 Lagos-Accra
lagos-tamale: courtesy of SP |
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