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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Mon Jan 21, 2008 9:42 pm |
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This could be fun. I think he's worthy of a post here.
A lad operating as a loan shark. I'm going to see if I can stiff him for 5 million dollars to play the market in very high risk investments.
Nice to know lads are going to see us all through the current credit crunch.
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Good day to you:
I am Mr. the owner of
Company, I am a certified loan lender, that offers loan to people
who are in need of loans. I give out loans for project, business,
taxes, bills, and so many others reasons. So contact us now and get
the loan that you need with a low interest rate of 5%, if you get a
loan from us you will be glad you did, Because the terms and
conditions are very simple.
There is more to gain by getting a loan from this company, so any
interested person or persons should via:
So that the transaction can begins.
BORROWERS DATA FORM
1)YOUR NAME.........................................
2)YOUR COUNTRY...................................
3)YOUR OCCUPATION.............................
4)YOUR MARITAL STATUS......................
5)PHONE NUMBER..................................
6)MONTHLY INCOME..............................
7)ADDRESS...........................................
8)PURPOSE............................................
9)LOAN REQUEST...................................
10)TELEPHONE........................................
11)LOAN DURATION.................................
Thanks for your co-operation
Mr.
Your loan will be transfered to you,depending on your early response. |
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Peanut
Elite Baiter
Joined: 10 May 2007
Posts: 1143
Location: Chicago
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Mon Jan 21, 2008 9:46 pm |
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Mon Jan 21, 2008 11:12 pm |
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He drives a hard bargain. But I've beat him down to a 1% repayment over 30 years on a 5 million loan.
I'll press for an interest free period too as a sign of how serious I am.
I just found his mail in the surplus forum. It's true, Search is your friend. |
_________________ "No amount of semen donation will save this situation" Sanny Sanny
"We must disagree to agree" Raji Musa
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shaken13
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 21 Jan 2008
Posts: 10
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Mon Jan 21, 2008 11:46 pm |
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Ive got him too. Wish me luck ;] |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Tue Jan 22, 2008 12:24 am |
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Good luck shaken13! Welcome to eater! |
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shaken13
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 21 Jan 2008
Posts: 10
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Tue Jan 22, 2008 12:38 am |
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Wow, he replies fast. Several emails already, in 40 minutes. Well, thanks SlapHappy. Its looking good hehe. |
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William Wankur
Master Baiter
Joined: 24 Oct 2007
Posts: 207
Location: 6�27'11"N 3�23'45"E
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Tue Jan 22, 2008 3:58 pm |
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Don't forget to ask lots of questions about your new loan.
-Is there negative amortization
- Any pre-payment penalties
- What about insurance for the loan
- Can you get the money in Yen
If he's answering quickly, that means he's not busy enough. That's a problem that you can help fix... |
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Tue Jan 22, 2008 4:56 pm |
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^ I'm still negotiating with him over the actual loan.
He tried to stick out for a rapacious 5% interest rate on the loan.
But I stuck to my guns and said it's 1% or no deal.
He backed down like I knew he would.
But since the world markets took one hell of a beating last night,
I now need 50 million instead of 5 mil to pull off my audacious and very risky investment plan.
I told him I want that, and at the same terms as before.
He's thinking about it. |
_________________ "No amount of semen donation will save this situation" Sanny Sanny
"We must disagree to agree" Raji Musa
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HaveFaith
419Eater is my life
Joined: 03 Jan 2008
Posts: 270
Location: IN THE DANGER ZONE!!!
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Tue Jan 22, 2008 5:49 pm |
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Peanut wrote: |
Wow. Nice and scummy. Stealing money from people who need to BORROW money. I've just cleared a spot for him... |
Peanut I am working a guy who sent me a very similar script. |
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stop weasting your f*ck*ng time i know who you are
na your papa you want do wash wash, you be small boy wa dey lean g and e nor go pay you. fool
Free Pastor Frank |
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shaken13
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 21 Jan 2008
Posts: 10
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Wed Jan 23, 2008 2:25 am |
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Heh, he's currently in the process of signing away his life on my contract... Something along the lines of my character being able to do whatever he likes with the contract without the mugu's consent. Tisk tisk, I wonder if he will catch my flawed math...
LOAN AMOUNT: 1.2 mil
INTEREST: 5%
TOTAL FINAL PAYMENT: 0.8 mil
Anyone have any suggestions for editing this contract? Eh? |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Posted:
Wed Jan 23, 2008 1:36 pm |
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Have him throw in his soul for good measure... |
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x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
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Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
Issac to Chad
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Wed Jan 23, 2008 2:07 pm |
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@S13, 5% is outrageous. Even the mob will give you better rates than that.
Get tough, He'll back down. His "union and board of directives" are generous sorts. |
_________________ "No amount of semen donation will save this situation" Sanny Sanny
"We must disagree to agree" Raji Musa
If it's LADS you want. GoTo: http://www.yopmail.com/
and sign in with either ladmail or kentbrockman
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shaken13
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 21 Jan 2008
Posts: 10
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Thu Jan 24, 2008 1:06 am |
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I'll stick with a 5% interest rate if I end up paying back less than I borrowed... Pretty bad negotiator we've got on our hands. Well, he's awfully easy to persuade... I may be pretty new to this, but is this guy a fluffy kitten? He signed a contracting waving all legal rights and agreeing to a trophy picture without saying anything, and when he returned it his comments seemed to suggest that he read it through... Maybe he's just really stupid? |
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