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Ex.
Nature's Asshole
Joined: 28 Dec 2007
Posts: 990
Location: Hell's Presidential Suite
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Sat Jan 19, 2008 7:41 am |
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Microwave-prepared tortellini with Prego tomato sauce, BBQ Fritos, and Cheez Whiz. |
_________________ YOU ARE JUST A CHILD WHOO SIT BEHIND HIS COMPUTER MASSTERBATI NG FO HISS FAMILLY - D3nnis M4rk, my lost Safari.
JACK B QUICK YOU ARE NATURES ASHOLE DO NOT EMAIL ME ANYMORE OK - R0ger Jon3s (Right you are mate)
i much prefer s3x in the 4ss - B4rrister 0luwa
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Klaasvaak
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 May 2004
Posts: 2163
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Sat Jan 19, 2008 8:04 am |
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Sat Jan 19, 2008 8:09 am |
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Air.
I chomp air, constantly. It keeps my figure trim and fit. |
_________________
Fakers: many, many, lots; an SSL and a couple of Resellers.
x 6
AH, AH, AH! Two little ! |
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Duckmeister
419Eater is my life
Joined: 19 Dec 2007
Posts: 491
Location: Looking for the missing web page.
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Sat Jan 19, 2008 8:13 am |
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Breakfast. |
_________________ <a href="/forum/donate.php">[Click here to donate to 419Eater.com]</a>
x5
YOU WIL NEVER TOUCH MONEY AGAIN BITCH SEEUM THIS IS YOUR LAST MONEY UNTIL 2010, WATCH ... the erudite Barbara Johns0n, Bank Manager.
YOU AND YOUR FATHER AND FAMILY GO DIE FOR SUFFER , YOU GO DIE FOR CAR ACCIDNT BASTARD THIEF , YOU WANT TO USE THIS SYSTEM TO STEAL FROM DR D*****N ,
YOU GO DIE FOR POVERTY -Prince ben Oma
I THINK YOU DON SPOIL MY KOREA MAN WHEY WANT TO PAY ME 2,000$ WAIT FOR YOUR REWARD . NA SO NIGERIA PEOPLE DEY HUSTLE ? . I GO GET YOU DOWN , LET US WAIT AND SEE - Prince ben Omar (again) |
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rootuser
Elite Baiter
Joined: 10 Dec 2007
Posts: 1632
Location: Right behind you
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Sat Jan 19, 2008 9:56 am |
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Not long before you wrote that I had Spaghetti. Right now, nothing... |
_________________ "..., if it not the destiny has reduced us together, then who?"
"may u die tomorrow in jesus name"
"The devil has eaten away your soul as you will decay in the hail fire, so go and die with your dyning devil hopless devil advocate."
"This is what i sent to them am not with any money to go back to nigeria pls help."
(0.25 go to fake_buster)
x4 Wole A.: Akure, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin, Akure, Nigeria to Tanguieta, Benin (both with Thomas-the-Tank and Simba), Akure, Nigeria to Kano, Nigeria (with TtT and OD), Akure, Nigeria to Abidjan, Cote d'Ivoire (with TtT)
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Bella
419Eater is my life
Joined: 01 Aug 2006
Posts: 272
Location: Australia
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Sat Jan 19, 2008 10:23 am |
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Atlantic Salmon steaks, baked potato, salad and garlic prawns.
It's Saturday and hubby and I spoil ourselves, what more can I say.
Oh yeah, we will polish of a bottle of chardonnay |
_________________ <a href="/forum/donate.php">[Click here to donate to 419Eater.com]</a>
I am just tired for all these problems when things appear to be moving smooth, then something keeps going wrong.- Mustapha Mallam
HELLO SIR, I AM SORY FOR THE DELAY OF THE REPLY OF YOUR MAIL, I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT IT�S BECAUSE OF THE CRISTMAS, AND WHEN IT IS CRISTMASS MOST OF THE REFUGEE IN THE CAMP RUN AWAY AND NEVER COME BACK SO WHEN IT IS CRISTMASS THEY DON�T ALOW US TO GO OUT.- Lofty Kamara |
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remmy223
Elite Baiter
Joined: 12 Jun 2006
Posts: 1734
Location: butt f*** middle of nowhwere
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Sat Jan 19, 2008 10:55 am |
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Reaper
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 06 May 2007
Posts: 0
Location: Travelling in a fried-out combie. On a hippie trail, head full of zombie...
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Sat Jan 19, 2008 12:18 pm |
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Garden Gnomes in compromising positions. |
_________________ 110+
x15 x18 50+
Shola - 4.3k miles Lagos - Abidjan | Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos - Sokoto "i have not eaten anything except water"
Mr Floyd - Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos -N'Djamena --> Abeche, with RS (7 days in hell ) "we are dieing here"
Art Trophies: <a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=129502">Eva Bust</a> - <a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=135167">Reaper's Art Gallery</a>
- I am the King of Rome, and above grammar
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Mugatu
** Retired **
Joined: 13 May 2007
Posts: 3773
Location: The star of India
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Sat Jan 19, 2008 12:21 pm |
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Bits of wattle, twigs, and old sticking plasters.
Nah, it's a bacon butty and a cup of tea. |
_________________ - because you deserve them! x19
Thinking of using phone modalities? Attend the 419eater university on audio baiting.
"They made me to understand you are a Fraud Star" - Ikenna.
"I like traveling very much, it is so exciting and interesting to see foreign countries. but I have never been to foreign countries." - Marina.
"I will have you now I am highly reputable businness magnet." - Pam Doh
"Sorry,i do not know you are all that: a destitute and nuts" - Ben Chris |
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Mr Fishe
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2003
Posts: 2242
Location: PL_Goldrush
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Sat Jan 19, 2008 12:31 pm |
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The Man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 Apr 2007
Posts: 2885
Location: La La Land
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Sat Jan 19, 2008 1:04 pm |
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Mr. Fishe:
I can't wait for tomorrow...
1. Crest
2. Crest
3. Crest
Wait does that count. |
_________________ ---
The Man
YOU ARE A CHILD OF SATAN WITH YOUR HUNGRY DIRTY BODY ,TUNDER FIRE YOU BIG HEAD IDIOT !!! HA HA HA HA HA
IS THIS HOW YOU DECIDED TO TREAT US AFTER ALL WE WENT THROUGH?YOU MADE US TRAVELLED TO ABUJA AND INDEBTED US.
"Cursed is your mother that gave birth to a family-disgrace like you. Cursed is your father he could not control his lust for anything under skate"
"hey u crakhead motherf*cking nitwit, from the way u express the cockamamy sh*t that ur dumb brain is made up of it's so obvious that u never really made it past elementary school but anywayz dogs don't have to go to school afterall."
(Lagos to Abuja)
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<---in lieu of a brownie. TS
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Mr Fishe
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2003
Posts: 2242
Location: PL_Goldrush
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Sat Jan 19, 2008 1:10 pm |
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Slightlyoutofit
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 14310
Location: Foraging for Nuts.
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Sat Jan 19, 2008 1:39 pm |
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Do I detect a hint of sarcasm there, Mr Fishe?
I for one can't get enough of these threads. I'm just waiting for:
Your bed - Duvet or Blankets?
What Colour Socks Are You Wearing?
Jumpers or Cardies - You Decide?
Where Do You Keep Your Marmalade - Cupboard, Fridge or Breadbin?
With the info I glean from these questions I hope to emulate the brightest baiters here and turn myself into an Ultra-Baiter.
Then I will be able to send a lad on safari just by tapping the Reply to Email key. |
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God will see you true for all this you have done to me you bastard. - Collins Kalu
MAY THE HAND THAT TYPE ON KEYBORD BECOME STRICKEN AND TRANSMIT VIRUS TO YOU ENTIRE BODY. - Dr Linda Akeem
oh what a mess its time cabbage punks like u will be expose for trully what they are. - David Cole |
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Nanny Ogg
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 2628
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Sat Jan 19, 2008 2:35 pm |
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eating home made carrot cake with a nice cup of red bush tea.
Toothpaste- whatevers in the bathroom
Duvet- kingsize on a double bed.
Socks- stripey though my boots tend to keep me warm enough
Jumper- with cardi over it
Ginger preserve in the fridge |
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Final Boss
Master Baiter
Joined: 21 Nov 2007
Posts: 100
Location: Ireland
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Sat Jan 19, 2008 2:38 pm |
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jelly snakes |
_________________ THE SON OF ARM ROBER,HAVE YOU SEEN THE COURSE LAID ON YOU AND YOUR GENERATIONS.THERE IS NO GOING BACK ABOUT IT.HERE IS IT FOR YOU
f you ever mail me again i will go straight to the police and trust me theyll get you.-joshua manvell |
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Rodus
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Dec 2006
Posts: 3685
Location: Back under the cold shower
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Sat Jan 19, 2008 3:38 pm |
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Eating: chocolate
Toothpaste: Anything that removes nicotine stains
Bed: Kingsize duvet on double bed
Socks: None
Cardies, to go with my pipe and slippers
Marmalade: Yuck! |
_________________ I will kiss you romance u,suck and penetrate u - Williams Muyeke
now am as poor as a church rat - Lou1s Mar1on
I AM FINANCIALLY DEAD RIGHT AWAY - Louis in Accra
u can keep sending money to Gomer and leave me alone - Agent Smith cracks up
Lou1s Mar1on - Lagos to Accra (satellite IP) - "so, what i need to do to get out of these place?"
- 18 mths: Louis
The*Catb1ngo Hotel*
*My Church*
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The Man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 Apr 2007
Posts: 2885
Location: La La Land
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Sat Jan 19, 2008 3:38 pm |
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And here I was going to start a thread
Lift or elevator, which do you take to the 13th floor?
Are you saying I should not start that? I'd even put a poll question up to make it more interesting and all. |
_________________ ---
The Man
YOU ARE A CHILD OF SATAN WITH YOUR HUNGRY DIRTY BODY ,TUNDER FIRE YOU BIG HEAD IDIOT !!! HA HA HA HA HA
IS THIS HOW YOU DECIDED TO TREAT US AFTER ALL WE WENT THROUGH?YOU MADE US TRAVELLED TO ABUJA AND INDEBTED US.
"Cursed is your mother that gave birth to a family-disgrace like you. Cursed is your father he could not control his lust for anything under skate"
"hey u crakhead motherf*cking nitwit, from the way u express the cockamamy sh*t that ur dumb brain is made up of it's so obvious that u never really made it past elementary school but anywayz dogs don't have to go to school afterall."
(Lagos to Abuja)
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<---in lieu of a brownie. TS
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kubis
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 30 Dec 2007
Posts: 164
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Sat Jan 19, 2008 4:20 pm |
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Humble Pie
Got a bollocking email from me lad
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I receieved your mail, firstly i a not o.k when i read your ail, ecause i can see that you are not ready to help e out in this matter, it is like you are joker |
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_________________ Also the $350 us dollars is for the dhl courier service delivery of your cheque ,i mean their charges !
THEN NEVER YOU WASTE MY TIME AGAIN BY RE�PEATING YOURSELF OVER AND OVER AGAIN OK
please dont playwith my family
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justicebdone
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 10 Oct 2005
Posts: 679
Location: Beaming Up
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Sat Jan 19, 2008 4:57 pm |
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A bananna
I had to use my daughters Dora the Explorer toothpaste this morning, I was out of Crest.
^^Rodus^^
Whoever she is, she can wear that fetching little hat at my house anyday she wants to. She is now my favorite Rodus avatar. |
_________________ Son of a b**** don't you give me some s*** like you don't have 7000.00, what about the money you realized from missile you ba****** sold to the Iranians? Nathan "The Potty Mouth" Hitman
F****** d*** motherf***** if you really sent the f****** money why don't you send the f****** control number at once cos I don't really have the time to f*** around with you anymore....you messed up my own Chritsmas too. Nathan "The Potty Mouth" Hitman
If you dont know you are now the Company Police. The Annoyed Check Lad
BACK the ATTACK |
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thefife
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Apr 2007
Posts: 2261
Location: Soaked in Holy Ghost Fiyah...it tastes like chicken
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Sat Jan 19, 2008 6:48 pm |
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Nothing, I'm starving. My husband is out of town & only made me enough food for a few days. My friend's mom got me some hot sausages, but I finished those off last night. So no real food for me until Thursday. If I get hungry enough, I will approach the kitchen. But I'm sure I can survive off cheese & bread until Thursday. Actually, I did notice 2 more sausages in the fridge, I could cut those in half & have 4 days worth of meat if I get really desperate. |
_________________ Mercedes-Benz Safari Invitational Peter S0lomon Lagos to Calabar Lagos to Kano via Abuja (w/ OxygenDeprived)
Barr. Johnny Gawa: Hello Baby.
Let hope to make it more real for good. (+2 pics of him rockin his delicate underthings)
Pastor Ramesh:Dear Mother Guch33y B4ggs in christ,
...So we want repair our tached prayer house. If you would like to help us 500 dollars it will be great help...Now I am some pictures for your kind notice. I am waiting for your reply.
Thanking you. Yours in His service (+ Banner!)
Pastor Ramesh: I dont want any luxary life ...Presently I need bicycle. It cost nearly $100 dollars. If you give this it is great need for me.
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Sat Jan 19, 2008 7:02 pm |
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I can't believe this isn't on this thread already. Does anyone remember the name of this site? Is this a trick question?
419!!!! |
_________________ 348 Fake Sites killed
x 100 2 Years |
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Chibuike
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 07 Mar 2006
Posts: 693
Location: My corner of the world...
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Sat Jan 19, 2008 7:45 pm |
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Eating: Life-Saver mints and Tootsie Rolls
Toothpaste: My dentist says I have to use Colgate Total and Listerine
Bed: Kingsize duvet on queen bed
Socks: one black, one blue (can't find their mates)
Sweater: Pullover
Marmalade: None in the house or at work; I prefer peanut butter |
_________________ "I didn't know Oscar was a pimp!" Chibuike
"simple....go fuck a tree trunk" Phillip Johnson
<--I got ponies! Wahhooo! |
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MikeH
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Nov 2005
Posts: 2546
Location: On the phone
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Sat Jan 19, 2008 8:21 pm |
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Slightlyoutofit wrote: |
Do I detect a hint of sarcasm there, Mr Fishe?
I for one can't get enough of these threads. I'm just waiting for:
Your bed - Duvet or Blankets?
What Colour Socks Are You Wearing?
Jumpers or Cardies - You Decide?
Where Do You Keep Your Marmalade - Cupboard, Fridge or Breadbin?
With the info I glean from these questions I hope to emulate the brightest baiters here and turn myself into an Ultra-Baiter.
Then I will be able to send a lad on safari just by tapping the Reply to Email key. |
Don't forget: Boxers or briefs?
I'll start: I don't know, as I never looked. |
_________________
"jesus are you retarted. someone has gotta say it"
No more jokes about attendants!
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kleindoofy
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 24 Oct 2004
Posts: 6248
Location: Europe
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Sat Jan 19, 2008 9:40 pm |
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Broiled filet of cat.
(@Tsnerd: stop looking, it's not coming home.) |
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Mugatu
** Retired **
Joined: 13 May 2007
Posts: 3773
Location: The star of India
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Sat Jan 19, 2008 9:44 pm |
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^^ You mean you didn't try my cat stir fry recipe? |
_________________ - because you deserve them! x19
Thinking of using phone modalities? Attend the 419eater university on audio baiting.
"They made me to understand you are a Fraud Star" - Ikenna.
"I like traveling very much, it is so exciting and interesting to see foreign countries. but I have never been to foreign countries." - Marina.
"I will have you now I am highly reputable businness magnet." - Pam Doh
"Sorry,i do not know you are all that: a destitute and nuts" - Ben Chris |
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