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Otterfan
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Fri Jan 18, 2008 5:22 pm |
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Part of a rather long bait at the moment has my main character and his daughter staying on the legendary island of R'lyeh (where literary evil god Cthulhu is rumoured to be reposing until the stars are aligned correctly for his return... and so on). Well, a few days after arriving main character has vivid dreams, there are a few earthquakes, main character then locks himself in his hotel room shutting himself off from everyone except a few occasionally strange and depraved emails from his laptop. Daughter is a little concerned but the lad switches to asking her non-stop to make the WU payment.
This morning, main character sends out another incoherent and crazed email:
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paid......... girl, paid? okay she is okay??????????? how when with total green coming COMING!!!! tel daani i love hre |
What does the lad do? He replies with this:
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It is nice to hear from you and to know that you are ok.
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followed by normal "pay soon by WU, we're waiting for the money, etc" script. |
What?!?!? That's being "ok", in his opinion? |
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irishemigrant
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Fri Jan 18, 2008 6:16 pm |
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Does everyone in here have the same depraved upbring I had? HP Lovecraft? Robert Rankin? Kurt Vonnegut? Iain Bain?
Why do I keep seeing stuff I read under the bedcovers, with a flashlight, and never mentioned at Mass?
Well done Otter, I hope it works out for you |
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Otterfan
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Fri Jan 18, 2008 6:26 pm |
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"At The Mountains Of Madness"... scared the holy cr@p out of me when I was 15 and read it for the first time. Not because it's horrific, but the setting: feeling the cold barrenness of Antarctica, the total insignificance of the main characters compared to the vastness of where they are, ... the penguins, oh sweet mercy, the penguins!!!
I've been trying to incorporate a Lovecraft theme into a bait for a while now, and this is the first one that's taken hold. |
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"I have to sale something now to be able to drink water." -- Alice Idris on safari in Cotonou
"why did you waste my time like this why." -- US Army Captain William D Swenson
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Tsnerd
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Fri Jan 18, 2008 6:33 pm |
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^^I first read 'Pickman's Model' when I was 9; it certainly influenced my enjoyment of the darker and more macabre side of fiction.
Well done, Otter. I would enjoy reading this bait if you publish it. |
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Mugatu
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Fri Jan 18, 2008 8:32 pm |
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Excellent line otter!
It reminds me of Brett Easton Ellis's American Psycho (from where I take my baiter name Pat Bateman). In it, Pat is talking to his dinner guest Paul, when he leans over and says:
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I like to disect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane? |
I think it was Easton Ellis that said insanity and reality are seperated by a fine line. |
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Otterfan
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Fri Jan 18, 2008 10:28 pm |
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TSnerd: It will be published, that's for certain! The current "Cthulhu" episode is just one of many. The whole thing has been running for nearly 9 months now, and he and I have gone through so many things together. And I can foresee it lasting a while longer yet.
Mugatu: Talking of which... is it too early for a progress report? |
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"I have to sale something now to be able to drink water." -- Alice Idris on safari in Cotonou
"why did you waste my time like this why." -- US Army Captain William D Swenson
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Yastreb
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Fri Jan 18, 2008 11:12 pm |
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I only started reading Lovecraft after finding out about it through the Chaosium role-playing game Call Of Cthulhu. I'd definitely like to see the finished bait, Otterfan.
Thus far I've used a Cthulhoid reference but once in a bait; I mentioned a Mr "Abd al-Hazred" as a bank representative who revealed the Lads as scammers; http://www.scamorama.com/reynolds_khan.html. He may be back some day...
One thing I've wondered; what is it about non-Euclidian geometry that drives people insane? |
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Mugatu
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Fri Jan 18, 2008 11:21 pm |
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Otterfan wrote: |
Mugatu: Talking of which... is it too early for a progress report? |
Much too early mate, I'm only a week and a bit in. It's going fine though. I'll PM you with any news. |
_________________ - because you deserve them! x19
Thinking of using phone modalities? Attend the 419eater university on audio baiting.
"They made me to understand you are a Fraud Star" - Ikenna.
"I like traveling very much, it is so exciting and interesting to see foreign countries. but I have never been to foreign countries." - Marina.
"I will have you now I am highly reputable businness magnet." - Pam Doh
"Sorry,i do not know you are all that: a destitute and nuts" - Ben Chris |
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