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Seven of Nine
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Joined: 18 Jun 2006
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Thu Jan 17, 2008 7:09 am |
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Mugatu
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Joined: 13 May 2007
Posts: 3773
Location: The star of India
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Thu Jan 17, 2008 8:37 am |
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I love cats.
CAT STIR FRY:
You will need:
2 Cloves of Garlic
1 bunch of spring onions
300g mushrooms, halved
2 tbsp Soy sauce
2 tbsp Chinese cooking wine
1 tsp cornflour
1 Cat
Sesame oil
Oyster sauce
Noodles to serve
Cut the cat up into little bits. He may struggle, but persevere.
Mix the bits of cat with the cornflour, soy and cooking wine.
Stir fry the bits of cat on very high heat in a wok until browned. Remove from Wok.
Stir fry the Mushrooms and crushed garlic in a little oil, when done, put the cat back in. Add some Oyster sauce, about 1/3 of a small bottle.
Meanwhile, boil noodles until tender. Drain, and drizzle with some soy and sesame oil.
Finely chop the raw spring onions and sprinkle over the top of the cat.
Show your other cat that this is what happens when they claw at the corners of your nice leather sofa.
Enjoy with a nice glass of chilled Jean Paul Brocard Chablis, 2005, (Sainsburys, �7.99)
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wokabo
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Joined: 23 Sep 2004
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Thu Jan 17, 2008 9:01 am |
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Reaper wrote: |
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"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." Robert A. Heinlein |
Thats kinda like saying all cats are female and all dogs are male isn't it? |
No, that's like saying cats are from Venus, dogs are from Mars |
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drew.p.coque
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Joined: 04 May 2005
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Thu Jan 17, 2008 9:11 am |
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[quote="Seven of Nine"]@TS, your little ball of demonic fur resembles the resident Garden Tiger:
i`ve just got 2 cats from the shelter. theyre just like this cat. (mum and daughter).
drew. |
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Seven of Nine
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Joined: 18 Jun 2006
Posts: 2147
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Thu Jan 17, 2008 11:05 am |
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^^^ The Garden Tiger was an Animal Welfare League foundling just on 6 months ago. Although I think *I* was pwned, and not the cat. |
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remmy223
Elite Baiter
Joined: 12 Jun 2006
Posts: 1734
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Thu Jan 17, 2008 11:35 am |
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i just need some cats now to try that recipe
here kitty kitty |
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Frozboz
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Joined: 24 May 2006
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Location: West Dakota
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Thu Jan 17, 2008 11:37 am |
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Seven, that is a beautiful garden tiger you have there. I like its markings. |
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Mugatu
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Thu Jan 17, 2008 11:58 am |
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remmy223 wrote: |
i just need some cats now to try that recipe |
It works equally well with cows, birds and pigs. Or Horses if you're French. |
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packman
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Joined: 15 Dec 2007
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Thu Jan 17, 2008 12:41 pm |
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I have one cat half hymalan half bobcat.. it weight 35 pounds huge fat ball of goo. but I also have 7 chihuahua's and a basset hound, |
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TheGreatOok
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Joined: 25 May 2007
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Thu Jan 17, 2008 12:51 pm |
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here is my vicious mean evil kitty cat
don't let the cute pose fool you |
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Thu Jan 17, 2008 1:05 pm |
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remmy223
Elite Baiter
Joined: 12 Jun 2006
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Thu Jan 17, 2008 2:11 pm |
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Mugatu wrote: |
It works equally well with cows, birds and pigs. Or Horses if you're French. |
i like to stick to the authenticity of the original recipe.classics are never
messed with
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bearkat419
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jun 2007
Posts: 4445
Location: Houston, TX
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Thu Jan 17, 2008 2:38 pm |
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Please note that cat lovers will probably not get this one as their inferior animals cannot be trained. |
Tell that to my kitty when I take her for a walk. On a leash. And she enjoys it |
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Thu Jan 17, 2008 2:47 pm |
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I trained my cat to fetch balls made of aluminium foil.
Then, when I got married, the step-cats convinced her that cats don't do that. |
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PRS Girly Girl
Will Post for Food
Joined: 06 Mar 2007
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Thu Jan 17, 2008 3:06 pm |
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Reaper wrote: |
PRS Girly Girl wrote: |
"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." Robert A. Heinlein |
Thats kinda like saying all cats are female and all dogs are male isn't it? |
You got the second part correct, but mixed up. It should read "...all males are dogs..." |
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WildEC
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Joined: 16 Jan 2008
Posts: 16
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Thu Jan 17, 2008 4:08 pm |
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PRS Girly Girl wrote: |
Reaper wrote: |
PRS Girly Girl wrote: |
"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." Robert A. Heinlein |
Thats kinda like saying all cats are female and all dogs are male isn't it? |
You got the second part correct, but mixed up. It should read "...all males are dogs..." |
So by your logical all women are bitc.... no no cant say it, too much of a gentleman |
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
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Thu Jan 17, 2008 4:16 pm |
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Please stop hurting the quote button, folks. |
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Gold Hat
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Joined: 18 Jul 2004
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Thu Jan 17, 2008 4:49 pm |
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Tsnerd wrote: |
I trained my cat to fetch balls made of aluminium foil.
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What . . . you mean your old crumpled up tin foil hats? |
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Worf
Elite Baiter
Joined: 27 May 2007
Posts: 1690
Location: Florida - it's hot down here
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Fri Jan 18, 2008 9:25 pm |
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@TheGreatOok - Your cat looks just like my sister's cat, Homer
And here's my cat (I borrowed her name for my username here):
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i-bin had
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Joined: 23 Dec 2007
Posts: 76
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Fri Jan 18, 2008 9:32 pm |
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My cousin has a maine coon. I would post the picture but even if i shrunk it, it would still be too big. THEY ARE MASSIVE |
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kleindoofy
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Fri Jan 18, 2008 9:40 pm |
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Tsnerd wrote: |
I trained my cat to fetch balls made of aluminium foil. ... |
How prudent! You have them bring their own foil for broiling.
Have you trained them to preheat the oven too? |
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
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Fri Jan 18, 2008 9:44 pm |
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^^That lack of thumbs thing would get in the way. |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
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Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Fri Jan 18, 2008 11:27 pm |
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TheGreatOok wrote: |
here is my vicious mean evil kitty cat
don't let the cute pose fool you |
You know, your cat is just like my cat Deja, who is also evil. Is there a wicked gene in tuxedo cats? |
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rootuser
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Sat Jan 19, 2008 4:33 am |
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^^ I don't think so. One of ours was one of those and he was a sweety. Shy, but sweet. |
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MikeH
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Sat Jan 19, 2008 6:52 am |
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T-shirt slogan for cat-owners:
I'M STUPID AND I HATE YOU
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