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Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 11:07 pm

Dissapointed here no Barr B4rry

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We spoke with Fr4nk W1lliam

Here is his contact to reach him

Fr4nk W1lliam
Email:

We are waiting for your updates.

I will promise an easy $10000....bank transfer preferred

Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 11:14 pm

Ambush7 wrote:

Do you think I am being to strong? I might write the 3fcc and ask them to prosecute B4rry.

Offer to pay for Barry to be prosecuted to within an inch of his life.

"kak shoveler" Joined: 20 Dec 2007 Posts: 243

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Offer to pay for B4rry to be prosecuted .

@thefife I love that Laughing

I will send a rant with a carrot and see what happens.

Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 12:38 am

@Ambush Go heavy on the carrot.

On another note, you really gotta love these mugus.

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All3n Sh04re

I am still waitint.

Tom

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Guch33y B4ggs

I have sent them what they want,now they are delaying.

Tom

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Guch33y B4ggs

Whats going on,Tom called me again that he is yet to hear from the insurance after sending their requirments.

Let me know whats going on.

dan

My reply to Tom

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Dear Mr. Si4na,

Thank you for waiting.

I have just briefed my boss regarding this claim. He has the file.
As well as the supplemental documentation you provided.
He will review everything and either he or I will follow up with you
regarding the payment arrangements.

I expect you to be at your post and ready to

move swiftly on my command.

Regards,

All3n Sh04re
Claims Agent, F1f3 & Affiliates
Rare & Precious Stones Department
A Division of R3T43

EDIT: He responded in the time it took me to post

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All3n Sh04re

I am waiting.

Tom

Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 6:45 am

The mugu is about to get his money, he should be very happy. I can't wait to get their response Laughing

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Dear Mr. S14na,

I have been made aware of the claim initiated by our client
Guch33y B4ggs in regards to a diamond shipment due to
arrive in Cape Coast, Ghana between January 18, 2008 and
March 3, 2008.

Our Claims Agent, Mr. Sh04re, has fully briefed me on
the role you and your team will play in recovering the diamonds
from the hands of an alleged fraudster.

I understand you will require $10,000.00 (Ten Thousand Dollars)
in order to execute the operation. Ms. B4ggs has filed a claim
with our insurance company pursuant to the recovery effort.

This letter is to inform you that all arrangements have been
finalized as regards to the $10,000.00 (Ten Thousand Dollars)
payment.

You (or your Appointed Designee) are to pick up the
$10,000.00 (Ten Thousand Dollars) from our bank in Accra.
You are to go to Prud3nti4l B4nk M4k0la M4rket branch and
speak to the Branch Manager ONLY.

Do not discuss this matter with any of the tellers or anyone
other than the Manager. Because of the sensitive nature of this affair,
none of the tellers or other staff have been made aware of the
impending transaction.

Please strictly follow these instructions. Do not deviate
in any fashion or the $10,000.00 (Ten Thousand Dollars)
payment may be jeopardized.

1. You must insist on speaking with the Manager only.

2. Once you meet with the Manager supply him with the following
Secret Access Code which you will have written on a piece of paper:

C H i N G 4 L 4 M 1 G R A

3. Once you have handed the Manager the Secret Access Code
request that he give you the Counter Code.

The Manager will then know to release the funds to you.

I have authorized the release of the funds in cash for your convenience.
I expect you to have appropriate arrangements in place
to safeguard the money .

Please let Mr. Sh04re know when you have collected the
$10,000.00 (Ten Thousand Dollars) payment.

Best wishes,

Tryst4n Pric3w4t3r
Division Chief
Rare & Precious Stones
F1f3 & Affiliates
A Division of R3T4E

I will also send a letter from my main character to ask WTF their problem is since the payment has been arranged. They need to pay attention and pick up the cash & recover my f*ckin diamonds. Rolling Eyes

Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 8:47 am

i've just been put on to frank after finding that barry can't provide a certificate of the bar exam.

i can just copy the same demands to frank
Smile

Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 10:35 am

Hmmmm They seem to have dropped me! I got to the stage where I had uncovered Fr4nk as a fraud, and had passed the matter to the Churches Legal team at . Letters were sent to the 3fcc informing them of Fr4nks fraudulent activity and the fact he is not registered with the NBA, and do the 3fcc want to retain the services of FG&R with their senior Barrister leading the prosecution. Messrs FGR also suggested that the 3fcc should appoint another Barrister to represent the Church. . . .and it's all gone quiet!

Oh well time to start again! Twisted Evil

Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 12:19 pm

Ever since my client Juan fired Barry the 3fcc has ignored my requests for documentation of the charges. The new barrister they gave me is simply echoing that he has heard nothing either.

I sent the 3fcc this:

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Dear Sirs,

I have requested on 2 separate occasions for documentation of the charges against my client, Mr. Juan Valdez of the USA.
I have not yet received any response, nor has my Nigerian legal associate, Barrister John Sand.
I believe I have complied with all legal requirements, and so I am anxiously awaiting the opportunity to prove my client's innocence of any fraud charges you may bring against him.

May I enquire as to when you will provide me with the information?
Keep in mind that all courts of law require that the accused be made aware of the charges against him in a timely manner so that he may defend himself.

If I don't get a response back, I'll simply declare my client innocent of all charges and tell them they've been reported to the New Scotland Yard or new FBI!

Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 1:28 pm

ohhhh frank is going to send me his certificate later today!

poor lad is probably photoshopping today

"kak shoveler" Joined: 20 Dec 2007 Posts: 243

Well I haven't heard from them since my rants. I think they relized they need to create some false documents to be able to proceed with many.

The diamond modality is great and I hope they go to the bank. I hope the bank manager knows spanish as well. Laughing

Very creative password although it didn't help my key board any.

I sent another email this morning insisting that B4rry be put in jail and to assign a new lawyer.

Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 3:21 pm

I haven't heard from the bastidges for a couple of days either. However, they do keep checking the status of the bank transfers via EZTr@ck.

Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 4:38 pm

Well the mugus are up in arms. Rolling Eyes

They may be photochopping all day today, but I hope they are instead running around trying to figure out how to send someone to Ghana. Or basically how to fix this whole situation. All 3 of the mugus have provided me w/ more than enough info to torture them with. Twisted Evil

I have 4 emails from them today to the main character. Nothing to the other 2 yet, but they are to send some useless acct. info. I'm going to advise he not give that kind of information out over the internet, it's highly unsafe and reckless & the ins. co. will not engage in such practices. Anyway, below are today's emails so far:

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Guch33y B4ggs

I will give them account for the money,i cant go anywhere,i am a busy man its not possible i want to help .

Tom

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Guch33y B4ggs

You know we have given you enough time to comply and get yourself out this mess.

3fcc

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Guch33y B4ggs

Tom said he will give them account to transfer the money,that he can not go anywhere.

Dan

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What on earth are you referring to?

You know PERFECTLY WELL that I am
the VICTIM. You know that a serious crime
has been committed against me.

As you EXPLICITLY told me when you referred me to
YOUR MINISTER, who referred me to Ghana
Customs 2ND IN COMMAND.

Now I have already been assured by Dan that every
available resource is being brought to bear in the the
apprehension of Mr. Patrick.

Furthermore, Tom Siana of Ghana Customs has
REPEATEDLY insisted that he will set everything
up to recover the Diamonds and return them to me.

Tom has been working with the insurance company
and provided the paperwork with signatures in order
to get the funds released for the recovery operation.

Now the insurance company has made the CASH MONEY
$10, 000. 00 available. All Tom has to do is pick it up.
If Tom can't pick it up, the Division Chief at the insurance
company said he told Tom he could send his designee if
he was unable to spare the time to get there.

Now I wake up to this BULLSHIT !! I was expecting everything
to be in place to at least get the Diamonds. I don't need this
kind of drama OK?

Now listen and listen clear. I have done everything humanely
possible to see justice done in my case. I have been
told over and over by the major players that the situation
will be resolved and my Diamonds recovered and Mr. Patrick
taken into custody.

The CASH MONEY is there waiting for Tom. I expect him or
someone in that office or in Customs, or his garbage man for all I care
if Tom believes him trustworthy to go down to the bank and
collect the money.

Now if you are itching to arrest someone for a crime, hey, here's an
idea, GET OFF YOUR ASS AND GO GET MR. PATRICK.
I've certainly told you enough about him and his known
whereabouts to have located him by now.

Guch33y B4ggs

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Tom

Seriously, this is not the response I expected from you
this morning.

Mr. Pricewater said he arranged for you or your designee
to pick up the funds. All you or the person needs is
to present the Security Access Code and follow the
other instructions he gave you.

If you can't spare any time to get over to the bank
then you need to send one of your staff members.
Surely SOMEONE in that office can get over there
to pick up the $10, 000. 00 CASH.

To be perfectly honest, I am in no mood for any
dumb shit this morning. I don't need to hear any
pissing and moaning about your schedule. Just
order someone to go to the bank and pick up the cash!

Please be serious Tom. Now is no time for any
sort of foolishness.

Guch33y

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Dan,

You are the THIRD person to be whining about Tom
and his busy schedule this morning. I don't want to
hear it.

Tom was told that it was fine to appoint someone
to go to the bank to collect the money.

So I don't want to hear any of this insanity.

If Tom can't go, fine. He needs to order any one of his
subordinates to go to the bank.

I expect the funds to be picked up by the end of the day.
I will not tolerate any bullshit excuses.

Guch33y

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Tom said he can only accept payment through his account,once his account manager confirms it.

Dan

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The insurance company has provided the money to Tom.
Tom or his appointee needs to go collect it.

The insurance company has graciously expedited this matter.
They have provided the requested funds. It's their money,
I assume they will distribute it how they see fit.

When Tom finds himself in a position where he is
providing the insurance company with $10, 000. 00,
then he is free to make any demands or issue any
instructions he wishes.

I'm beginning to have doubts as to whether Tom really needs
the $10, 000. 00 or what. No one anticipated Tom going to
these extreme lengths to AVOID receiving the
$10, 000. 00. As to involve you AND the Efcc.

I am losing my patience with this ridiculous situation. It is
totally unprofessional and lazy and I feel like I am dealing with a
pack of whining children rather than competent law enforcement
officials.

Guch33y

Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 5:07 pm

Here is the mail I got from the mugu. Looks like I will be getting in
contact with someone in Spain.

His reply:

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Ok,i am waiting for your info as soon as you want to leave for spain,please i want you to get intouch with this contact i gave you.call this number i gave you as soon as you get to spain.

I wonder how well the contact mugu speaks Spanish Laughing

Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 5:11 pm

I hope not good at all Confused

Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 7:52 pm

After confusing the names of who to send the money, I sent this reply.

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I am heading out now Fr4nk. Sorry for the confusion. The name I will use is D4niel An4ekwenot D4niel An4ekwe as you have suggested.
Looking forward to hearing from you again.

To set up the next bit of problem I am going to have, I sent another email about 12 hours later. Very simple:

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Fr4nk,
help!
Jenn1fer

His reply? Something almost as short.

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What do you mean Help,i am waiting for the payment information.
Fr4nk

Of course the 3FCC gets back involved and now emails me (mysteriously) the same time Fr4nk does now. I get this:

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Today is the last day we are going to wait,if your lawyer Fr4nk did not appear on thursday we will not have any other option than to take action against you,and you know what that means.JAIL.
3fcc

So, I only have till today huh? Think again. I make a desperate plea.

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Dear Fr4nk,
Why did you not help me? Last night I was on my way to make payment to you, when I stopped at the store to withdraw money from the ATM off of my fathers credit card. It said there was a credit balance of 50,000. But when I went to take the money out, there was someone behind me. He said the card was stolen and I was going to jail.

Fr4nk, I tried to text you from my phone in the jail but they saw me and took my phone away. They made me pay bail money this morning and the only money I had was the $350.00 I was sending to you. So now, I don't have that until my court hearing next month.

Please, HELP! Is there any way I can get an extension to pay you? I will pay whatever I have to. If need be I can convince my dad that I need help. Please advise me, I don't want to go to jail again. I don't want the FBI to kidnap me. HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!

Your friend,
Jenn1fer L0ng

And to the 3FCC I send this.

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Please 3FCC,
I just wrote Fr4nk a letter telling him how I ended up going to jail last night. I stole a credit card and was caught and the money I had to pay for bail was the money I was on my way to send to Fr4nk. Is there any way I can get an extension to pay the money? I'm in serious trouble now, and need to know what to do. I have some option on how to raise money. I'm planning on selling naked pictures of myself to people to help raise some more money. If you know anyone that would want to buy them, let me know. Also, I have another friend, at her house I know where her dad keeps his credit card. I'm sure I can sneak that one before he realizes it's missing and take a cash advance from that.

Please advise me, or my lawyer Fr4nk what to do. My fate is in your hands. Please make the decision a good one and do not tell the FBI on me. Please, I'm crying so hard here. HELP!!!!!!!

I get a reply from the 3FCC first. Will they give me an extension?

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We have given you enough time already,you have till the end of this week to pay the lawyers fee.
3fcc

Fr4nk also send this (oddly enough) at the same time.

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The 3fcc will not agree,they said you have end of this week,try and send that $350 today.

I've got till the end of this week huh? I think I might need more time. One more letter to the 3FCC and Fr4nk is due.

First to 3FCC

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Please! Please!
You need to help me! You have to give me more time. I'm trying as hard as possible to raise the money. Do you know of anyone I can sell naked pictures of myself to? I am trying to raise the money any way I can. I will try to take my friends fathers credit card. I'm getting in a lot of trouble and don't want any more. Can I please have until Monday to pay the lawyer fee?
Please help me!

And one to Fr4nk

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Fr4nk,
I am trying as hard as possible to raise the money. Do you know of anyone that will buy naked pictures of myself to help me raise the money. Do you want to buy some? I will do whatever you want me to. Please let me know! I have sent an email to the 3FCC asking if I can have till Monday and I'm sure they will give me to the end of the month to pay this fee. If not, I am going to try and take my friends fathers credit card. Please let me know what you think I should do. Should I try to raise money by selling naked pictures of myself or should I try to take the credit card and take a cash advance???

My father found out about the credit card I took from him, and that's why I was in jail. I didn't like it and don't want to go again. You are my lawyer, so you need to advise me of what I should do. Please do so urgently!

Will I get till Monday? Or possibly longer? I'm sweating it out as we speak.

Any suggestions, feel free to.

Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 8:02 pm

look, i don't know what you guys are up to, but poor daniel has been down the money gram office sooo many times he doesnt know if he is coming or going.

barry even had the cheek to ask me if i was playing silly games!

honestly, as if i would

Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 8:04 pm

^^ Post the letters!!!! I want read some lad pain & fraudstration Twisted Evil

Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 9:49 pm

I think we've fried Barry's brain:

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Please i need to get my head settled now.

Barry

Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 9:56 pm

I'm toying with the idea of having Jenn1fers father find her email letters, and have him email fr4nk. (From a different email account of course).

I hope we fry his brain! It should be, along with the rest of him.

Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 9:58 pm

Haywood:

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^^ Post the letters!!!! I want read some lad pain & fraudstration

Yeah, post 'em!

Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 9:59 pm

Thank you Worf for that FANTASTIC news clapping

"kak shoveler" Joined: 20 Dec 2007 Posts: 243

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Please i need to get my head settled now.

I bet.

I know I have slapped the 3fcc a number of times today and haven't recieved one reply. I even withdrew my $25,000.00 offer to have B4rry arrested and no reply. I have asked for a new lawyer and still no reply. I think they are worn out. All they saw was $$$$ signs. They didn't have a clue what was coming and now they see there dollars being chopped, having to travel, check transfers, and the results is no $$$$. You have to love it Very Happy

They can't deal with all the drama and keep things straight. Twisted Evil

Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 11:01 pm

Well I at least am seriously trying to pay them their hard earned money. Rolling Eyes

I haven't heard from them since late this morning. I wonder what they are doing. Twisted Evil

The poor mugus are probably on the verge of severe aneurisms w/ all the thinking their little brains have had to do lately. Think they'll cut their losses? It is a great scam, lucky for them they got to test it out on a bunch of baiters. Laughing

"kak shoveler" Joined: 20 Dec 2007 Posts: 243

Well I was going to be nicer to my new lawyer if I ever get one. I really, really want to try the s3cur3 mtcn modality from WU. Twisted Evil

Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 11:42 pm

A recurring theme .... One of my characters has just fired Frank and the other isn't too happy with John. Oh dear
Rolling Eyes

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