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Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2008 10:47 pm

But of course.

Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 9:09 pm

If you guys are still interested, heatheralfred3 @ gmail.com has unicorns, too. But it takes a while to get her off her script.

Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 4:34 am

Karla sent me some pics of my snakes.

This one's a real beauty! Now I really want to have a snake. I wonder what my wife would say...

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

Rootuser, that looks like a ball python that has albino genes. Believe it or not, these suckers can go for up to $30,000. I love the pic of that one. That looks like a cool snake.

(As you can tell I'm a snake lover. My ball python is about four years old, five feet long, and enjoys being worn as a scarf around my neck. No albino coloring though.)

What's his offering price?

Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 5:02 am

Yes, according to the label of the pic it is a ball python.
I also love reptiles, although I never had any.

I didn't ask for the price yet, but it sure is a beautiful animal.

I believe they can be quite pricy, just look at those fancy carps they like in Japan!

Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 5:41 am

Quote:

Unicorn 2001
This release has now finished beta testing and the production version is ready to release.

so just how do you beta test a unicorn? that poor animal, getting prodded and poked who knows where... these mugus, geez.

I'd make sure you ask for your unicorn to trained to run under Linux, just like the guy in your letter asked Very Happy

Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 10:20 am

Quote:

Thanks the price is 500$
Thanks

Robert xxx <[email protected]> wrote:

Dear Victoria,

A friend of mine recommended you as a good supplier of animals, i would like to know if you have any of these:
Afghaniraqi Mountain Goat (3)
Earthworm Jim (5)
Donald Duck (1)
Hypno Toad (2)

If you do, could you give me an estimate price?

Kind Regards,
Robert xxx.

GOAT must've been pretty epic compared to this then..
I need pictures of the mountain goat. Thanks for posting the addy ChainYanker Smile

Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 10:35 am

I tried too, but no reply yet:

Quote:

Dear Madam,
I was given your contact details as one who could assist in the acquisition of rare and/or endangered animals.

My employer has an interest in obtaining one or more breeding pairs of the following creatures.
*
*
* Cockatrice
Please indicate if these creatures can be obtained by you.
Thank you for your time.
Best regards,
Mr

Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 11:09 am

ChainYanker wrote:

There seems to be some gender confusion here. Both I and the mugu are female. Members of the fairer sex and all that. In other words, not "he"s.

Are you sure? Have you proof?

Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 7:27 pm

Of my gender, or of Victoria's?

Not quite a Newb Joined: 15 Jan 2008 Posts: 25

I like how uneducated they are, trying to pull a scam. If they sent that to an avid dog lover, they would have lost their victim instantly. (I hope that was the case with all)

AKC is for only purebred dogs. The NKC will register anything genetically dog. AKC registered dogs don't need a secondary.

Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 1:44 am

For your baiting enjoyment, here are some realistic unicorn photos:

Black unicorn

First picture that comes up when you Google "Unicorn"

Backlit unicorn

Unicorn from worth1000.com

And here's my favorite- I've already passed it on to Heather Alfred, and I may show it to Victoria, as well: http://manybellsdown.files.wordpress.com/2006/05/unicorn.jpg

Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 5:48 pm

Update: Heather has been kind enough to send me some pics of my unicorn. Strangely enough, it looks just like a horse. I told her that I want a healthy unicorn. one with a horn in its forehead. At least the horse "doesn't have bad halitosis".

Meanwhile, Victoria has been trying to weasel out of sending me the unicorn's vet record. Her latest excuse is that she'll send the papers in with the unicorn. I told her that, while she's undoubtably an honest lady, there are a lot of unscrupulous people out there, and I want to be on the safe side.

Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 7:47 pm

Victoria's a lazy ladette, I asked her for information about the goat.

Victoria wrote:

Hello Robert,
how are you first let conclude in price and payment after that i can send you all that let me know if you can take good care of the goat? and also let me know if you are ready for the payment? thanks

Slap ahoy

Me wrote:

Victoria,

You haven't sent me any details about the goat and you're asking for an upfront payment?
I think i'll take my business elsewhere unless you can provide the information I asked for.

All I want is a photograph of the goat, information of its gender and it's vetinary history.

Regards,
Robert XXX.