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dr stephen williams
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 16749
Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Sun Jan 13, 2008 6:04 am |
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I think Mugatu said it best. My hat is off to all baiters, and while I do like reading the spectacular baits, and hope to make some someday, any time wasted for the lads is time well lost.
I love this, and I really love seeing all of the experts previously listed work their deep magic. Hats off, of course, to Mr. Shiver, both for his pioneering work, enormous resume of baits, his inspiration and for making this place possible. That tip of the hat is extended, also, to all of the mods, too.
What I am really enjoying is the teamwork I have seen here, multiple baiters working a bait in a coordinated fashion, be it a mass bait (bike insurance guy was my first good bait) or watching the crew of top form baiters work an 3d or an Ik3.
$imbas vapour safari camps, the many bogus shipping companies (HAHAHAHAHA), the endless forms, passport applications, psychological testes, sudoku MTCN code games, the ITV5 and EZtrakka, Eeee-stirn Union, etc, etc, etc, and the various phone pimps, like Mugatu and Homer J Fong, all provide great services for baiters, and are excellent tools for wasting their time, and fine examples of a cooperative community at work. I think I like that the most, the coordinated efforts, and that is what I look forward to doing more of.
Of course, 419weasel is the greatest mentor that ever mentored.... |
_________________ x10 Acra-Ctnu Tgo-Pnjari Lgos-Ctnu Lgos-Ynde Lgos-Mndmba Lgs-Prku PrtHrcrt-Abche Lgos-Nttngu Bmko-Ctnu (wDQ) Frnce-Dbln (wPadme)
x2 x7 x7 x6 Team Turd Lgs-Dla Bnn-Lbra Acra-Dkar Dkr-Bnjul- Dkr-Tmbktu-Abche-Adre-N'djmna Lgos-Cairo-Aswn-Jail Ctnu-Lgos Ctnu-acra Lgos-Jbrg-Drbn-Prt-Elzbth-CT-Sprngbk-CT-Drbn-CT-Hrre-Lska-DsSlm-Mmbsa-Nirbi-Kmpla 28,510 Miles
x2 x6 x4 Team Woody Acra-Sngpre Acra-Dkr-Rsso-Bmko Acra-Ctnu
Lgos-Dkr-Rsso (wKLG)
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Chibuike
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 07 Mar 2006
Posts: 693
Location: My corner of the world...
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Sun Jan 13, 2008 6:08 am |
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Yeah Shiver hands down. He scares people...... |
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_________________ "I didn't know Oscar was a pimp!" Chibuike
"simple....go fuck a tree trunk" Phillip Johnson
<--I got ponies! Wahhooo! |
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Sun Jan 13, 2008 6:39 am |
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Many of you missed the very funny incident that happened in the posts that no longer exist above this one.
This is what happens when you decide sleep is more important than Eater. |
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Fakers: many, many, lots; an SSL and a couple of Resellers.
x 6
AH, AH, AH! Two little ! |
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justicebdone
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 10 Oct 2005
Posts: 679
Location: Beaming Up
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Sun Jan 13, 2008 7:06 am |
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^^TS^^
I wasnt sleeping, I was charging some idiot with Disorderly Conduct. What was it that I missed.
Mugatu speech . . . spot on.
Also, dr stephen williams, on the teamwork. That is amazing. Right now over on the annoyed check lad Slap Happy, myself, Sir Cumference and some others are proving very slowly to a lad that the Eater team will find you and do everything we can do to keep you off real vics. |
_________________ Son of a b**** don't you give me some s*** like you don't have 7000.00, what about the money you realized from missile you ba****** sold to the Iranians? Nathan "The Potty Mouth" Hitman
F****** d*** motherf***** if you really sent the f****** money why don't you send the f****** control number at once cos I don't really have the time to f*** around with you anymore....you messed up my own Chritsmas too. Nathan "The Potty Mouth" Hitman
If you dont know you are now the Company Police. The Annoyed Check Lad
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dr stephen williams
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 16749
Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Sun Jan 13, 2008 7:06 am |
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TS: Ta! |
_________________ x10 Acra-Ctnu Tgo-Pnjari Lgos-Ctnu Lgos-Ynde Lgos-Mndmba Lgs-Prku PrtHrcrt-Abche Lgos-Nttngu Bmko-Ctnu (wDQ) Frnce-Dbln (wPadme)
x2 x7 x7 x6 Team Turd Lgs-Dla Bnn-Lbra Acra-Dkar Dkr-Bnjul- Dkr-Tmbktu-Abche-Adre-N'djmna Lgos-Cairo-Aswn-Jail Ctnu-Lgos Ctnu-acra Lgos-Jbrg-Drbn-Prt-Elzbth-CT-Sprngbk-CT-Drbn-CT-Hrre-Lska-DsSlm-Mmbsa-Nirbi-Kmpla 28,510 Miles
x2 x6 x4 Team Woody Acra-Sngpre Acra-Dkr-Rsso-Bmko Acra-Ctnu
Lgos-Dkr-Rsso (wKLG)
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Reaper
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 06 May 2007
Posts: 0
Location: Travelling in a fried-out combie. On a hippie trail, head full of zombie...
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Sun Jan 13, 2008 7:30 am |
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Chuck Norris as vigilant as ever. Satellite internet these days.. |
_________________ 110+
x15 x18 50+
Shola - 4.3k miles Lagos - Abidjan | Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos - Sokoto "i have not eaten anything except water"
Mr Floyd - Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos -N'Djamena --> Abeche, with RS (7 days in hell ) "we are dieing here"
Art Trophies: <a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=129502">Eva Bust</a> - <a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=135167">Reaper's Art Gallery</a>
- I am the King of Rome, and above grammar
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rootuser
Elite Baiter
Joined: 10 Dec 2007
Posts: 1632
Location: Right behind you
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Sun Jan 13, 2008 7:56 am |
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419weasel wrote: |
Everybody. |
I can totally sign this.
What we do is not about how hilarious we can get a bait or how much we can make the lad actually spend to keep us entertained, but about the pure fact that we keep those guys busy with us instead of real victims.
That's why my greatest kudos go to ALL OF US, and every single baiter that's out there! |
_________________ "..., if it not the destiny has reduced us together, then who?"
"may u die tomorrow in jesus name"
"The devil has eaten away your soul as you will decay in the hail fire, so go and die with your dyning devil hopless devil advocate."
"This is what i sent to them am not with any money to go back to nigeria pls help."
(0.25 go to fake_buster)
x4 Wole A.: Akure, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin, Akure, Nigeria to Tanguieta, Benin (both with Thomas-the-Tank and Simba), Akure, Nigeria to Kano, Nigeria (with TtT and OD), Akure, Nigeria to Abidjan, Cote d'Ivoire (with TtT)
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4X1X9
Baiting Guru
Joined: 17 Sep 2006
Posts: 5905
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Sun Jan 13, 2008 11:02 am |
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@ mugatu
Good analysis but you forgot about my group, the subs that sit on the bench and say to the management "go an' boss giz us a game I promise I'll just stand there and not try and kick the ball or anything or get in the way of anyone important" |
_________________ I can sense tunes of unnecessary logic in your mails, meaning that you can never work with us to actualize this project no matter how we try to convince you - Mr. Chidi 0kpala
You will have to munch the statistics of the transfer so I can give to them - Mr. James Hessom Hessom
If not that you only hide behind computer and be playing prawns with us - Benny Clifford
France - Luxembourg
x26 - 2012 x258 - 2013
x263 - 2014 x160 - 2015
x204 & x1 - 2016
x177 - 2017 x81 - 2018
x85 - 2019 x9 -2020
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wayne
Account closed at users request
Joined: 05 Dec 2005
Posts: 3630
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Sun Jan 13, 2008 11:14 am |
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I see myself more like the team mascot - dressing up, going out there and doing silly thing to entertain the crowds and keep them interested. |
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Rodus
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Dec 2006
Posts: 3685
Location: Back under the cold shower
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Sun Jan 13, 2008 11:57 am |
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^^and a fantastic love baiter mate. So many people bait and don't publish, maybe cos they don't keep the exchanges, maybe (like me) they are straight baiters and a lot of the time the bait is very uninteresting. If I want hilarious safaris then jojo and SP, fantastic trophies, Shiv and great love baiting then wayne but everyone here is great just by doing this and we all have our skills in different types of baits. I don't think there is a 'greatest baiter' just a lot of dedicated people. |
_________________ I will kiss you romance u,suck and penetrate u - Williams Muyeke
now am as poor as a church rat - Lou1s Mar1on
I AM FINANCIALLY DEAD RIGHT AWAY - Louis in Accra
u can keep sending money to Gomer and leave me alone - Agent Smith cracks up
Lou1s Mar1on - Lagos to Accra (satellite IP) - "so, what i need to do to get out of these place?"
- 18 mths: Louis
The*Catb1ngo Hotel*
*My Church*
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Slightlyoutofit
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 14310
Location: Foraging for Nuts.
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Sun Jan 13, 2008 12:30 pm |
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There is no such thing as the "Greatest Scambaiter". If there was, it would be a shared honour amongst every baiter here. |
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God will see you true for all this you have done to me you bastard. - Collins Kalu
MAY THE HAND THAT TYPE ON KEYBORD BECOME STRICKEN AND TRANSMIT VIRUS TO YOU ENTIRE BODY. - Dr Linda Akeem
oh what a mess its time cabbage punks like u will be expose for trully what they are. - David Cole |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Sun Jan 13, 2008 2:28 pm |
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^^ I agree also, that it is a combined effort of everyone here that is "The Greatest." I continue to be inspired by everyone here, from all the old timers to the noobies. Every day, I learn new things, am highly amused, and see the efforts bearing fruit. Yes, some of it ends up in a trophy bait, but most of it doesn't. I applaud all the baiters here for every contribution they make for the joint effort. |
_________________ x Reven U., Fats Walla, Donny
x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
Issac to Chad
Be A Cool Cat, Like Me Trophy Videos Cool Stuff
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Old No. 7
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 31 Jul 2007
Posts: 777
Location: Somewhere Else
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Sun Jan 13, 2008 3:29 pm |
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I thought hard about contributing to this thread, as I still feel more like a guest here than a full member with "threading" rights.
Having said that, I think asking this question (and following up with "I think...." and "but what about....") is a bit like walking into a room of Nobel Laureate scientists and asking them who they thought was the best scientist was, or asking a gaggle of supermodels who's the prettiest - a little presumptuous and naive.
It's the sort of question best asked when Eater has died due to 419 scams being stamped out, the internet is a safe place (i.e. not in my lifetime), and some old members are reminiscing in their bath chairs about "who was the greatest".
I'm glad that the majority of the responses have demonstrated appropriate decorum and restraint by not playing the requested game, and I don't intend to change that. There are so many here that I am in awe of (when I'm not laughing out loud at their published work) that I would not presume to choose one above the others and, as has been said, there are probably as many unsung heroes who do not publish, but help waste lads time and resources and keep them squirrelly.
Having said that, I think that kudos should go to Rover and the site team who kept this place up and running, bobbing and weaving, whilst under the recent DDOS attack from what some internet commentators breathlessly described as the greatest threat to the internet known to man, capable of taking out hardened government sites. For what is essentially a volunteer site, not specializing in computer technology (but not underestimating the talent who belong here) to be able to withstand this sort of assault, flying the defiant home page with the "until hell freezes over" message (and still doing the day job) was truly amazing.
All of us here owe a huge debt to those guys and gals
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kubis
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 30 Dec 2007
Posts: 164
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Sun Jan 13, 2008 5:52 pm |
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Hear hear |
_________________ Also the $350 us dollars is for the dhl courier service delivery of your cheque ,i mean their charges !
THEN NEVER YOU WASTE MY TIME AGAIN BY RE�PEATING YOURSELF OVER AND OVER AGAIN OK
please dont playwith my family
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Capella
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 14 Dec 2007
Posts: 95
Location: Pacific Ocean
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Sun Jan 13, 2008 6:11 pm |
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Radden
** SUSPENDED **
Joined: 26 Mar 2005
Posts: 1267
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Sun Jan 13, 2008 6:55 pm |
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KD because he scambaited Shiver into giving him Mod status, so KD must know how to bait successfully.
Truthfully I think that we shouldn't point fingers and give praise, instead we should view this as a mass group effort to combat scammers. |
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Sun Jan 13, 2008 7:18 pm |
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Here's my two penneth, for what it's worth...
I came here two years ago today, I read the stickies, and the published baits, and I wanted the trophies. Surely if they can do it I can too, can't I?. Wrong! It takes a great deal of patience and social engineering to achieve the carvings fish/panties on the head and morris dancing trophies. I learned by my mistakes and carved my own niche..a bit of this and a bit of that.
A lot of noobs come full of high hopes and when they don't get the trophy and get dropped after three emails they lose heart and disappear off the radar, never to be seen again.
My vote goes to all those that stick around for the long haul and find their own niche, be it straight baiting, safaris, check lads, romancers, bank murderers, phone lads, whatever. |
_________________ £1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
x135 (at 26/9/2008) x138
"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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sheila_blyge
Master Baiter
Joined: 28 Mar 2006
Posts: 219
Location: Doing my worst with NN to a tied up JM under the watchful eye of the Teacup!
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Sun Jan 13, 2008 8:01 pm |
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^ With you on that Tommo - it's definitely a long-haul game, this, and those that stick around, doing stuff behind the scenes, i.e. endless dull emails, without a great trophy or glory are to be praised.
However, if I define 'great' as 'entertaining' and I was only allowed to pick one, then I have to tip my hat to Yea Whatever, and the subsequent YW/Big Worm/Jojo combined efforts that have kept me crying on my keyboard! Outrageous safaris, pyramid building, trunk boxes floating in the currents... you couldnt' make this stuff up! |
_________________ Ben Wealth (Lagos to Abuja) "Why do you choose to remain incommunicado?"
(Lagos to Accra) "BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING YOU"
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Inspector Gadget
Angel of unrealistic meetings
Joined: 20 Feb 2007
Posts: 6259
Location: Trumpton
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Mon Jan 14, 2008 10:53 am |
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Can we vote for Velocity? |
_________________ x2 Co bait with Rumbero Sao Tome island to Gabon van donation
Co bait with Jayhawk and VJD. Stanley's bottle tour Aba to Lagos
Team Hector, airport in installments and St Louis to Kayes
Halil, Cotonou to Accra
+ Precious 10/08/11
x8 x34 x 73
grown up man like him, still doing all this shit games - Stanley, (he doesn't like Parcel Direct)
You again do the strange reflections stuffed with drugs? - Natalia
x3 Hector 24/1/13 Moses 15th Oct 2011
x 2Mick Ole 11th Sept 2014-16 Asare Akuffo start 4th Aug 2014 |
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Reaper
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 06 May 2007
Posts: 0
Location: Travelling in a fried-out combie. On a hippie trail, head full of zombie...
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Mon Jan 14, 2008 11:32 am |
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Velocity, pfft. You're all forgetting the greatest scambaiter to grace us at eater, Frederick Fockker. Remember that highly original chat to that scammer, amazing stuff. |
_________________ 110+
x15 x18 50+
Shola - 4.3k miles Lagos - Abidjan | Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos - Sokoto "i have not eaten anything except water"
Mr Floyd - Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos -N'Djamena --> Abeche, with RS (7 days in hell ) "we are dieing here"
Art Trophies: <a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=129502">Eva Bust</a> - <a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=135167">Reaper's Art Gallery</a>
- I am the King of Rome, and above grammar
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packman
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Dec 2007
Posts: 1498
Location: In his own little world but it's ok, they know him there.
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Mon Jan 14, 2008 1:20 pm |
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My vote for best baiter? each and everyone of you. everyone who ever has or ever will bait a scammer. wether you have bait one lad or 1,000,000 lads. your all here for the same reason... to protect the the masses from slime. the young, the old, man, women ,child, in your own country and in others, and not for the pats on the back but for the protection of others. not to get rich but to make the wicked bad people poor. and to share a laff with others like you. the way you have a close community and work together for a common good weather its actively baiting or sharing ideas on how to do better. for that i say CHEERS
for you all are MY greatest baiting heros. (wiping tear from eye)
P.S. i hope someday i get the guts to actively bait. |
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Old No. 7
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 31 Jul 2007
Posts: 777
Location: Somewhere Else
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Mon Jan 14, 2008 2:54 pm |
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^^^^^
Don't forget the flags, Pacman - some of us are here for the flags! |
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Hobbes may have retired, but get his brilliant WriteJunk here (clicky) and never touch a .dll again
Proud to be a mouth-breather who posted a load of shit, disappeared into the night but mysteriously reappeared after a long absence |
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packman
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Dec 2007
Posts: 1498
Location: In his own little world but it's ok, they know him there.
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Mon Jan 14, 2008 3:35 pm |
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OH YA in the words of Eddie izzard ..... do you have a flag? |
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Simba
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Nov 2006
Posts: 4093
Location: Bila Shaka
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Mon Jan 14, 2008 4:46 pm |
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Mugatu wrote: |
Cristiano Ronaldo is a showman for Manchester United......
Here's how that relates to the eater:
.......there is an engine room of people in the midfield who back them up and do showy stuff themselves....These are your Simbas. |
If you equate me to the Paul Scholes of Eater then I am 'over the moon'
If you mean Darren Fletcher then I am 'sick as a parrot'..... |
_________________ =5imba Safari Camps
=King Zongo-Ouaga to Accra to Lome to Accra to Lome
=Mr Duru-Ouaga to Accra to Ouaga to Abidjan
=Mr Yetonde-Sierra Leone to Accra
=Mr Jiullus-Abidjan to Accra to Kumasi to Tamale
=Mr Dandy-Abidjan to Monrovia-SSC Liberia
=Mr Mandela-Jo'burg to Maun-SSC Botswana
=Mr Danka-Dakar to Bangul-SSC Gambia
=Mr Twumasi-Accra to Cotonou-SSC Benin
=Mr Gomer-Lagos to Douala to Parakou-SSC Cameroon & SSC Benin
=Mr Chukwu-Lome to Accra to Koforidua. Lome to Lagos. Lome to Cotonou.
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dr stephen williams
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 16749
Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Mon Jan 14, 2008 4:53 pm |
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Velocity, pfft. You're all forgetting the greatest scambaiter to grace us at eater, Frederick Fockker. Remember that highly original chat to that scammer, amazing stuff. |
Reapie, look, amazing is not quite it, more like... um, "in-credible".... or "fantastic", or, maybe, "pre-posterous"! Failing that, maybe "absurd".... |
_________________ x10 Acra-Ctnu Tgo-Pnjari Lgos-Ctnu Lgos-Ynde Lgos-Mndmba Lgs-Prku PrtHrcrt-Abche Lgos-Nttngu Bmko-Ctnu (wDQ) Frnce-Dbln (wPadme)
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x2 x6 x4 Team Woody Acra-Sngpre Acra-Dkr-Rsso-Bmko Acra-Ctnu
Lgos-Dkr-Rsso (wKLG)
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