Dag Nasty... Henndick, parting is such sorrow....

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Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 4:35 pm

Okay, this time I really wrote back! Here is the verbaitm quote:

Connie wrote to Hendick:

Quote:

Hendick,
When will you be here? It is already 5:30 in the evening! I am not sure I can take another night without you.
I have the same stomach problems, but will spare the slaphappy the details as they are pretty gross, and I am sure you don't want to hear about them, anymore. Its a very nasty problem, though.
I am sooooooooo excited! How did you get out of the Police Station? Did they hurt you, or treat you bad in any way?
I PROMISE I am going to make this up to you! I am going to make your night sooooooo special! This big bed will finally have a REAL man in it!
I want you, Hendick, I NEED you! Run to me, my man!
All of my love, to you,

Connie

Trophy Videos · Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 5:10 pm

^^Doc,
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Laughing

Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 5:22 pm

Good one, Doc! Very Happy

I hope he goes back for more. I'm working on my lad to do another trip but he's demanding money. Evil or Very Mad

Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 7:01 pm

~ dr stephen williams,

I do NOT believe my own eyes.... Shocked

Where is dick-head now, still in Benin or did he go back to Togo..?
I would be inclined to say send him back to Natatingou if he is really up for it.

If he travels all the way back there we can run the camp emergency evacuation modality, where all guests are transferred to Pama just across the border in Burkina.

Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 11:51 pm

12:45 PM in Benin, and no further word... Sad

I send this to see if I can'tt rekindle the flame:

Quote:

Honey,
Where are you? I am worried.
Please send me an email to let me know you are okay.
If you no longer want to marry me, just tell me why?
I have been waiting all day, and asked Raul to let
me into the office to send an email and see if you had
written me. Bernie says you didn't write him. Where
are you?
I love you,

Connie

I kind of miss him. No 5-7 emails in my inbox today...

Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 11:59 pm

@ Doc - Don't give up hope.
The mugu's most recent Email to you was:

Quote:

Everything is settled,I will pick a pick up and join you in the area inform Bernie not to worry.ok I will join you.

He knows where Connie is situated. He knows how to get there.
For all we know he could be hitch hiking his way back to Natitingou right at this very moment.... Laughing

Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 4:25 am

Simba, true! I am optimistic! We will see in the morning!

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Mugu wrote:

no body knows knows any camp name 5imba 5afari camp in the park.

He mentioned before that the people there don't like him because he's a stranger. Perhaps they simply lied to confuse him? Laughing

Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 3:19 pm

I miss him already... Crying or Very sad

He never got back to me! Aftewr alll we have been through, its hard to believe that anyone could just abandon me, with Raul.

I think in a few months, I will send him a wedding announcement for Raul and Connie..... just to salt his wounds.

Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 7:59 pm

@Doc - Definately one to add to the little black book of scammers to be revisited.

I wonder if he would be interested in the new 5imba camp if he was offered a loyal discount... Laughing

Trophy Videos · Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 8:28 pm

Nice job again, guys! Loved it! clapping

Can I go to the wedding?

Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2008 5:26 am

^^Slaphappy, yes! Absolutely!

Hahahaha, no word again, this is really dead, but, in closing, I wanted to thank 5imba for this venue, his work coordinating, and for lending weight to the whole camp idea, Homer for the late night phone call, Juan for the parallel 5afari which kept me entertained, and Cachuma for sharing the prize photo of Hessie with me! Thank you, all!

Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2008 5:04 pm

Amazing bait Laughing

It seems a shame that both simultaneous baits seem to be coming to an end. I've been glued to this for almost a week. Please come up with another bait like this ASAP.

Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2008 5:13 pm

^^ Thank you. I am working on a few baits now, but, I have to say, Hendick was a prize the likes of whom do not come often. My other baits may safari for us, but, in terms of amusement factor... mugus like Hendick do not inundate my inbox with offers of 8.3 million dollars every day.....

Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 2:43 pm

Just when you thought that this couldn't go any further:

Quote:

HONEY AM NOT OK AT ALL BUT STILL LOVE YOU AND WILL GET IN TOUCH WITH YOU.BERNIE IS NOT A GOOD PERSON AND RAUL IS NOT FROM CUBA/CUBAN BUT A BENINOIS.I HOPE YOU CAN TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF CONCERNING THE MONEY AND ALL MOTIVE REMAIN CONFIDENTIAL.

BERNIE FUCKED ME UP BECAUSE THE RECEPTIONIST AT THE LE MAJESTIC HOTEL DENIED THAT SHE DON'T KNOW 5IMBA 5AFARI CAMP AND NONE OF THE SHUTTLE BUSCAME TO THE HOTEL TO COLLECT PERSENGERS.AND THIS IS HIGHLY FRAUDULENT.

INFORM BERNIE TO CALL THIS NUMBER 97607341 THIS IS THE DRIVER NUMBER AM WITH HIM AND WAITING FOR MONEY FROM TOGO TO HIRE A CAR 4X4 TO JOIN YOU IN PENDJARI.

I STILL LOVE YOU AND REMAIN YOUR LOVE TILL YOU TELL ME THAT YOU DON'T NEED ME AGAIN.HOW DID YOU GET ACCESS TO MAIL ME? REPLY URGENT.

Your LOVE.

Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 2:45 pm

Looks like he is still in Benin! Hahahahaahaha!

Quote:

HONEY,I will never send message to Bernie Rhode anymore because he fucked me up,inform him to come to the car park at Natitingou and call the number XXXXXX it's the driver's number he should ask HENDRICH BENSON from the driver,the transport fare I owned the driver is 114,000frs cfa.

Take care of yourself don't let the people arround you steal your money if it's the truth that you LOVE me.

Your HONEY.

Man, I had work to do today, but I may need to respond.... soon... Twisted Evil

Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 2:52 pm

Its a trap....they want to beat me up.... Laughing

With your permission Doc, I must get in touch with dick head and demand some receipts to support his wild claims and threaten him with legal action from the UN for such defamation of my character..... Laughing

By the way, just how much is a 114,000cfa taxi fare in real money.... Laughing

dr stephen williams wrote:

Quote:

INFORM BERNIE TO CALL THIS NUMBER 97607341 THIS IS THE DRIVER NUMBER AM WITH HIM AND WAITING FOR MONEY FROM TOGO TO HIRE A CAR 4X4 TO JOIN YOU IN PENDJARI.

Damn. I hadn't noticed that paragraph at first.... Shocked

He is definately up for a few more safari miles.
How about an emergency camp evacuation modality..?

Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 3:16 pm

Simba

Don't threaten him, yet. Lets see if he can get back to Pdnjarii, first. I have a feeling we will be getting somd eath threats and good siggy material, soon!

Not sure about the fare, but maybe you can get him to go back to Pendjari! It sounds like he is back in Parakou, poor thing! Further from where Connie is!

Can Bernie write him and tell him all the shuttles are broken down, and that we are not expecting guests until next week, but that if he can get back to Pendjari, we can pick him up there?

Also, am looking forward to Camerooon....

See you around!

Doc

Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 3:18 pm

Well, I want this guy to put some more miles in:

Quote:

Hendick,
Honey, I am sooooooo glad to hear from you! I cannot believe you haven't arrived.
Look, Raul is only a friend. He is from Cuba! not Benin.
Anyway, noone knows anything about the money. I thought I would have to go back to America by myself, with the money. Don't worry about that! I gave one of the iPods to Raul, though, but only because I thought you weren't coming. You can have mine! I can't really hear, anyway.
You need to get here soon! Why havenm't you just come up to the camp like you said? I have been sooooooooooooo worried about you!
Look, Bernie says that the hotel Majestic has been giving him problems and demanding money to pick up the guests. He isn't paying them, which is why their staff is treating you so rude. If they give you any problems in the future, you need to assk for the manager, okay? Tell them Bernie Rhodes told you to meet there.
Are you back in Parakou? You need to come up to the camp! It is sooooo nice! I have extended my holiday for another week because I have never been pampered and treated so nice.
I am in the office, and told Bernie that you are angry with him, and he has offered to give you a weeks free lodging with me to make up for all of the problems you have had. He is soooo sorry for all your problems, but they camp has had problems with the generator and he is not getting much sleep. He was genuinely unhappy that you were treated rudely. He asked me to ask you to get the womans name who treated you badly. Be sure to write it down!
My special womans time is done, now, so we can have fun. I am sorry, but I had a go with the hairbrush last night, but only because I thought you dodn't love me any more. We can throw it in the river together when we meet!
Also, my loose stools are all gone. I have solid poops now, solid, brown, with fiber in them, raisins and such, and I feel god. I know that sharing these details with you is not what slaphappy wants, but I want to be honest with you about where I am and what I am thinking.
When can you get back to the camp?
All of my love to YOOOOOOOOOOU! My sweet man!
Kisses and hugs!

Connie

Also, have rebaited him as a Lebanese merchant in Miami.....

Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 3:32 pm

@ OK, Doc, when he replies to you, tell him to contact Bernie to smooth over our differences and rearrange a collection date.

I'd like to know where he is right now before making any arrangements.
If he is already in Natatingou then it would be great to send him on a
a trip a little further than Pendjari.

Surely the taxi driver can't still be with him can he?
Unless he has had to offer the driver a share of the big prize Very Happy

Give me a shout about Cameroon. Your original dates are confusing to me... Confused

Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 3:49 pm

Simba, does Simb@ $@faris have a camp up near Niamey? I seem to remember they were building one..... (hint, hint), so maybe Connie is going to go take a look? That way this mugu goes on to Mali and stops trying to figure out where the heck the Simb@ camp is.... more miles!

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*shakes head*

why o why o why do we need such in depth details about your characters bowel movements? is it really even nessesary for the poor scammer to know all about it? Laughing

Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 3:58 pm

@ Doc - I think that if we are going to spill over into another country, then Burkina will be the best option.

http://www.africa-expedition.com/images/ct/burkina_rel96.jpg

Mugu knows his way around Natatingou and Tanguieta. All he needs to do is to continue North on that same road for another 50 miles and he will find himself in Pama.

If the mystical 5imba camp was located somewhere beyond Tanguieta then its just plausible that the emergency evacuation could be arranged in Pama.... Wink

EDIT
Unless, Connie decides that she is going home after all of this tomfoolery. In which case Hendick would have to prevent her from reaching Niamey for her return flight.... Very Happy

Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 4:04 pm

No, I think she goes on a safari for a week, and that he should JOIN her, meeting up somewhere north. You tell me where, I tell him, and we move this POS out of Benin! No evacuation, just holidays. I think he might twig if nothing was in the pepers.

So, tell me, Simba, where should I be traveling?

Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 4:06 pm

@ Doc:

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