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419weasel
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Jan 2006
Posts: 4207
Location: Somewhere in a hole. Waiting.
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Fri Jan 11, 2008 4:16 am |
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Obi-Wan Knievel
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Joined: 10 Dec 2006
Posts: 1486
Location: Bald Knob, NF
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Posted:
Fri Jan 11, 2008 4:56 am |
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And then there's the lad in Nkongsambar
Who said he was dying of cancer
When asked 'bout the pain, he said: Can't complain,
now send me that c**k-suckng transfer! |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Posted:
Fri Jan 11, 2008 8:56 pm |
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There once was a lad named Hendrick
Who really was some kind of a prick.
He jumped in a car
And drove very far
But came home with only his dipstick.
*hides with Weasel.... |
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Old No. 7
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 31 Jul 2007
Posts: 777
Location: Somewhere Else
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Fri Jan 11, 2008 9:08 pm |
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OK, I'll give it a go:
There once was a lad who cried, "Please
Send cash via WU; do not tease."
He joined a strange church
And got left in the lurch
With tattoos on both of his knees.
I think we need a mugu haiku thread next
(...runs and hides) |
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The Man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 Apr 2007
Posts: 2885
Location: La La Land
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Fri Jan 11, 2008 9:59 pm |
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There once was a mugu from Natucket
**** MODS DELETED THE REST **** |
_________________ ---
The Man
YOU ARE A CHILD OF SATAN WITH YOUR HUNGRY DIRTY BODY ,TUNDER FIRE YOU BIG HEAD IDIOT !!! HA HA HA HA HA
IS THIS HOW YOU DECIDED TO TREAT US AFTER ALL WE WENT THROUGH?YOU MADE US TRAVELLED TO ABUJA AND INDEBTED US.
"Cursed is your mother that gave birth to a family-disgrace like you. Cursed is your father he could not control his lust for anything under skate"
"hey u crakhead motherf*cking nitwit, from the way u express the cockamamy sh*t that ur dumb brain is made up of it's so obvious that u never really made it past elementary school but anywayz dogs don't have to go to school afterall."
(Lagos to Abuja)
x2
<---in lieu of a brownie. TS
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Old No. 7
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 31 Jul 2007
Posts: 777
Location: Somewhere Else
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Fri Jan 11, 2008 10:03 pm |
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I thought I'd take up my own haiku challenge, but the best I could do came out sad. I think it's something to do with the form.
Sorry if this brings the thread down:
Fake lottery win
Email called for cash transfer
Tears still fall softly
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kleindoofy
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Joined: 24 Oct 2004
Posts: 6248
Location: Europe
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Fri Jan 11, 2008 10:31 pm |
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There once was a baiter named Weasel,
who prepared her mails on an easel.
When they said: "UPS?",
she said: "how did you guess?",
and sped away in her Diesel. |
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dr stephen williams
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 16749
Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Sat Jan 12, 2008 4:35 am |
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They went on a 5imba 5afari
Hoping to eat calamari
Down on their luck
Well and truly fucked
Stranded, broke and sorry |
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kubis
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Joined: 30 Dec 2007
Posts: 164
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Sat Jan 12, 2008 5:53 pm |
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The Lad stood on the burning deck picking his nose like fury,
He rolled them into little balls and flicked them at the jury |
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THEN NEVER YOU WASTE MY TIME AGAIN BY RE�PEATING YOURSELF OVER AND OVER AGAIN OK
please dont playwith my family
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kubis
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Joined: 30 Dec 2007
Posts: 164
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Sat Jan 12, 2008 6:09 pm |
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There was a young Lad from the Cape who was F ING a barbary ape
The ape said you fool
You have a square tool
And your f****ng my arse out of shape |
_________________ Also the $350 us dollars is for the dhl courier service delivery of your cheque ,i mean their charges !
THEN NEVER YOU WASTE MY TIME AGAIN BY RE�PEATING YOURSELF OVER AND OVER AGAIN OK
please dont playwith my family
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Old No. 7
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 31 Jul 2007
Posts: 777
Location: Somewhere Else
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Posted:
Sat Jan 12, 2008 6:50 pm |
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There was a young lad from Lagos
Whose Oga considered a dead loss
He'd swallowed a bait
By a team of about eight
And ended up stranded on Kos |
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Old No. 7
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 31 Jul 2007
Posts: 777
Location: Somewhere Else
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Posted:
Sat Jan 12, 2008 7:02 pm |
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A scam lad bought a hyena
Thinking it'd make him look meaner
But the internet snap
Of his painted "old chap"
Showed he was only a dreamer
(and on that note, to quote another poster elsewhere, "I'll get me coat....") |
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