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Master Baiter Joined: 30 May 2007 Posts: 101

Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 3:39 pm

i'm bored today, as you can tell, anyway found one of the short courses lists!

WOMEN DEVELOPMENT

Developing women

The gynaecological examination and self-examination of the breasts

hmmm how are they developing women? maybe they are growing them in a lab and the secretary was an early experiment?

also do you think Ezey takes it upon himself to teach gynaecology and breast exams?

Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 3:42 pm

you really couldn't make it up any better - here are two more courses they run

GENERAL MANAGEMENT PROGRAMMES

Money laundering and the risks (don't get caught)

Financial crime and risk management (how not to get caught) Twisted Evil

and do check out the application form, they have a whole section where you can list your criminal convictions!

Master Baiter Joined: 30 May 2007 Posts: 101

You'd think that after all the hard work by the students the college could at least spell "their" in the banner correctly.

Perhaps SP could arrange for one to be sent ...

EXTREMELY LONG LINKY

Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 4:32 pm

ha great spot! do they do a short course in English?

probably spent too long teaching breast examination.

Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 8:47 pm

The BBC dude may be interested to know about Ezey's restaurant that sells 'bush meat', which I believe is a euphemism for 'endangered species' and illegal in the UK.

http://www.ezeyconcepts.net/

has a link to the restaurant and a menu, it's still there. And I thought 'goat's head soup' was just a Rolling Stones album! puke

PS where do I sign up to become an accredited breast examiner? I'd pay money for that qualification, if only to help break the ice at parties. Wink

I hope these two are involved on the course...

Someone had better tell Ezey that his road tax is due, according to the DVLA it expired on 1 January.

Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 4:47 am

Ah this brings back many fond memories, I haven't laughed as hard since. That forum there was really special. Laughing

I am suprised they are still around, I know their Irish branch is no longer in existence as I went there to take some photos but it had diappeared.

Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 2:43 pm

@Roycropper,

i'd help them get intocourse work....

Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 2:51 pm

Two graduates of the "Woman Development" course.

Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 2:56 pm

And what a well developed young lady she is.

(The left one that is, the right one looks a bit dodgy. Like she has history as a boy maybe).

Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 3:07 pm

one on the left is a graduate of woman developement and breast examination. the one on the right is a fresher

Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 4:22 pm

I like the "Post Graduate Certificate in Security and Intelligent (sic) Matters"

Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 4:33 pm

Education is important, and some of my lads have real problems with English, I might fill out some application forms http://www.conceptscollege.co.uk/2007/conceptsCollege-Application-Form.pdf on their behalf? what to put in the 'list your criminal convictions here' section though.

Do I go with - serious sexual assualt of male head teacher at my last school.

convicted of embezzeling school funds.

caught dogging with an unidentified man with a brazilian wax tash.

Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 6:07 am

haywood_jablowmi wrote:

anyone remember the south london sham college that we guestbook raped a few years ago on here?

I laughed, I cried... It was better than "Cats" Laughing

Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 3:20 pm

Breddan Butter wrote:

BBC News:
Bogus university scam uncovered
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/education/7175730.stm

Apparently there's a few bogus colleges in the UK.

I see that the news report was about the Irish International University

It must have provoked a lot of interest ... I just tried their site at http://www.iiuedu.ie/ and got this

Quote:

Bandwidth Limit Exceeded
The server is temporarily unable to service your request due to the site owner reaching his/her bandwidth limit. Please try again later.

Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 3:24 pm

I remember the old AA419 site, the mugito and lad vampire, but I think they binned all that software as they get more luck with ISP's, trouble is Concepts probably can vouch that they are a real business, weather you choose to go there and get a worthless qualification is up to you in the long run. In part i feel sorry for any foriegn student wanting to go there for a real education. but I suspect most of them just pay the �250 to get a letter of intent to study, get a visa and then never go home, having no intention of studying.

Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 11:23 pm

Concepts College does not appear on the UK Government website for educational establishments:

http://www.edubase.gov.uk/EstablishmentFind.aspx

Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:27 pm

who'd have thought! I can't believe they aren't a high quality provider of education in breast self examination? it says so on the web page and everything

Mugatu, any further BBC action?

Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 3:50 pm

I bet the Daily Mail would have a fit if they knew immigrants could get a letter that would get them a UK Visa for �250, then not turn up. It's the sort of case where they would get a journalist to have a go.

Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 5:19 pm

do you think an anonymous email would be in order?

Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 2:01 am

<<<<Do I still work there? The last time I checked my avatar was seriously butchered. I've sent them emails in the past about signing up for classes for the express purpose of getting a student visa. All correspondence ended with a request for money. I'll never forget the thread I started on the student forum titled "My mattress has a terrible stain and smells bad-What do I do?"

Edit- Yeah. I still work there. Its been so long I think I should put in for tenure. For those that would like to bait them...
[email protected]
Ask them all sorts of questions.

Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 2:33 am

Auto response from the college:

Quote:

Thanks,

Your email has been received to our admin dept. but not necessarily read.
We will get back to you as soon as we can.

Best Regards,
Administration
Concepts College London
40 Thorne Road Stockwell,SW8 2BZ,London
Email: [email protected]
website: www.conceptscollege.co.uk
Phone: 02079781885
Fax:02076221490

Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 10:00 am

connie, you are still looking a little tired, I imagine being Ezey's personal assistant is a tough life.

now then, which of my charictures wants to come to britain to study.....

I know - all of them.

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 19 May 2008 Posts: 2

Hi good posting-people of the board.

I have somewhat of a slight passing interest in the delights of Concepts College and Ezey...

Now there's...
www.conceptsuni.eu

and also...
http://universalcollegeuk.com

I've been mega-googlingTM, but as they say "many hands make light work..."

An interesting link for you...
http://www.unodc.org/pdf/transnational_crime_west-africa-05.pdf
It's 1.57Mb so watch out.

Hmmmmm!

I wonder what else there is...

Peace to all!

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

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