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ChainYanker
Collecting TShirts the Hard Way
Joined: 02 Dec 2007
Posts: 1497
Location: Shouting "Fire!" in crowded theaters across America
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So I was reading about how slapping lads can just lead to bigger, badder lads, and the situation felt kinda familiar. Then hit my bio-major brain- it sounds just like the way textbooks describe natural selection. You know, "You give antibiotics to ten bacteria. Nine die. Bacteria #10 survives, reproduces, and suddenly you've got a whole lot of drug-resistant bugs on your hands".
(Okay, maybe you don't know. But then again, you're probably not a science geek who reads biology textbooks for fun).
Shortly after this insight dawned, it occured to me that scammers have a lot of other things in common with bacteria, too.
~Both can cause much pain, suffering, and loss of money.
~Both are freeloading parasites. (No, wait, that's unfair; many bacteria are useful and beneficial).
~Bacteria are unicellular; lads frequently appear to be unibraincellular.
~There are millions of them out there.
~Escherichia Coli sounds like the name of a scammer. |
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Dj Tricky
Master Baiter
Joined: 08 Jul 2004
Posts: 242
Location: Causing a trail of destruction wherever I roam
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Thu Jan 10, 2008 1:19 am |
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Oh how'd I'd love to spray all of my lads with a heavy dose of Glen 20 
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OxygenDeprived
Baiting Guru
Joined: 05 Mar 2007
Posts: 4138
Location: Crushing Lad's spirits, one at a time...
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Thu Jan 10, 2008 1:45 am |
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| ~Escherichia Coli sounds like the name of a scammer. |
Yeah, I could see some lad named that coming through my inbox some day. |
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Cachuma
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Joined: 04 May 2007
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Thu Jan 10, 2008 1:50 am |
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Why don't you bait with that name? Then some lad will think it's a normal name, and might use it for his scammer character!  |
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OxygenDeprived
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Thu Jan 10, 2008 2:40 am |
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^^ Why not, I'll give it a shot. 
Let's see how Escherichia Coli, or as my new frends call me, E Coli does. |
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Mr. Green
419Eater is my life
Joined: 07 Aug 2006
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Thu Jan 10, 2008 9:42 am |
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I don't suppose Mr. Coli happens to know Sal Monella? |
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wokabo
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Sep 2004
Posts: 825
Location: best beer country in onomatopoeia world
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Thu Jan 10, 2008 11:41 am |
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^^ Know? They got married early last year, and the just had a baby called Anthrax. |
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windypops
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Joined: 25 Jan 2005
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Thu Jan 10, 2008 11:54 am |
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Lads are like bacteria... I guess that makes us like Domestos. 
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ChainYanker
Collecting TShirts the Hard Way
Joined: 02 Dec 2007
Posts: 1497
Location: Shouting "Fire!" in crowded theaters across America
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Thu Jan 10, 2008 3:52 pm |
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^^^Mr. Green and wokabo- I've already been baiting several lads as Ann Thracks and Sal Monella. But you're welcome to use them. |
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"This deal does not have anything to do with religion because we are talking about $10.150 million us dollars" -Bangu Mali
"YOUR DEATH IS AT HAND HENCE YOU LEARNT HOW TO DOUBLE CROSS OTHER GUYMAN KEEP IT ON AND WATCH OUT" -Don Jack
"why is it that you dont believed that the unicorn is avaialabe" -Victoria Smith
"i have seen that you are not financially capable to handle this great opportunity maturedly" -Muhammad Bla1se
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Nanny Ogg
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Joined: 19 Mar 2007
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Thu Jan 10, 2008 5:23 pm |
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I've always thought Borrelia and Shigella sound like little old lady names.
Candida sounds like a bit of a floosie. |
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