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RoyalFlush
Eater U Quiz winner
Joined: 30 Dec 2007
Posts: 361
Location: One poker tourney or another
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Tue Jan 08, 2008 9:53 pm |
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I gave a lad my K7 voice-mail number (obviously telling him that it's my mobile number).
Apparently he tried to call me:
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| I called severally the Mobile number you sent to me and the number does not exist as it was blowing sarin and after the sarin, there comes a voice as either in Arab that seems to be either vioce mail or an machine which I waited to drop message all in vain. Please send me your exixting mobile so we can speak one on one. |
I told him that my phone battery was dead and to try calling again. Too bad I'm in the early stages of this bait. Otherwise, I'd give him a good slap for whining to me about his personal problems.  |
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JMRazor
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Joined: 03 Mar 2006
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Tue Jan 08, 2008 10:51 pm |
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Wow. If your phone can "blow sarin" then your lad is going to have bigger problems than not reaching you. I think that is signature worthy.  |
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RoyalFlush
Eater U Quiz winner
Joined: 30 Dec 2007
Posts: 361
Location: One poker tourney or another
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Tue Jan 08, 2008 11:15 pm |
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Everybody go get a K7 number - they're free *and* blow sarin! Gotta love Western ingenuity, eh? |
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Mugatu
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Joined: 13 May 2007
Posts: 3773
Location: The star of India
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Tue Jan 08, 2008 11:16 pm |
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Amen to that! Your first siggy line!
A phone that blows sarin indeed! 
Yeah, don't slap him yet. Make out you're doing everything you can, it's surely his fault. None of your other friends have this trouble. Ask him if he's holding his phone right.
Remember it's always the lads fault. |
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RoyalFlush
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Joined: 30 Dec 2007
Posts: 361
Location: One poker tourney or another
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Tue Jan 08, 2008 11:26 pm |
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Heh. I get a siggy line. That rules.
Right now, the lad thinks that my battery's dead. Hey...that might be true. I tend to neglect my real phone too *smirks* |
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PsycheDelia_Smith
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Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Wed Jan 09, 2008 8:40 am |
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After it blows sarin comes the arab voice. He's supposed to hold the line for a while after that, because the call's being redirected. He will NOT be charged for the wait time (probably). |
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GeneralAbacha
419Eater is my life
Joined: 11 Mar 2006
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Location: Canada
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Wed Jan 09, 2008 3:31 pm |
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Maybe he would like it better if it were Mustard Gas or Anthrax lol  |
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Simba
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Joined: 19 Nov 2006
Posts: 4093
Location: Bila Shaka
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Wed Jan 09, 2008 3:33 pm |
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What the fook does he mean by that....  |
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justicebdone
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 10 Oct 2005
Posts: 679
Location: Beaming Up
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Wed Jan 09, 2008 3:38 pm |
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I for one am not calling that number Great first siggy line Royal. |
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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Wed Jan 09, 2008 3:40 pm |
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^^ "Blowing the siren" or "sounding alarm", which is the nearest translation our hero could find to "ringing the bell" I would guess. He needs help with his English, notably the bits that were legible. All the rest is perfect. |
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"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0
"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo
"Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)
9x 4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
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Simba
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Nov 2006
Posts: 4093
Location: Bila Shaka
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Wed Jan 09, 2008 3:45 pm |
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^^^ Oh Crap....!!!
I just snorted coffee out of my nose..... |
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=Mr Dandy-Abidjan to Monrovia-SSC Liberia
=Mr Mandela-Jo'burg to Maun-SSC Botswana
=Mr Danka-Dakar to Bangul-SSC Gambia
=Mr Twumasi-Accra to Cotonou-SSC Benin
=Mr Gomer-Lagos to Douala to Parakou-SSC Cameroon & SSC Benin
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RoyalFlush
Eater U Quiz winner
Joined: 30 Dec 2007
Posts: 361
Location: One poker tourney or another
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Wed Jan 09, 2008 11:46 pm |
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The lad in question should be grateful that it's not a CS gas grenade. That was, without a doubt, the worst part of Army Basic. *evil grin* |
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bearkat419
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jun 2007
Posts: 4445
Location: Houston, TX
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Thu Jan 10, 2008 3:09 pm |
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"CS gas grenade"
*shudders*
Would be fun to chunk a few of those into a lad cafe though  |
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leeuwen
Master Baiter
Joined: 23 Dec 2007
Posts: 126
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Thu Jan 10, 2008 4:52 pm |
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^^^
Well, some mails look like they have been typed with their eyes closed anyway.. |
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