The Great Jewel Heist Safari: The Adventure Continues

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Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 2:01 pm

I'd love to see you give him a call! I think he would appreciate it. I'm trying to smooth things over with him. That trip made him a little grumpy.

Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 11:09 pm

Trying to catch up here - any news of 1ke?

Posted: Sat Dec 29, 2007 9:32 am

Yes, he mailed 4lici4 on Xmas Day:

Quote:

My love,
>
> Marry Xmas and Happy new year,honey i want you to know that is time
> for me to take you to the alter so please you have to tell me the
> date of the wedding OK,
>
> Right now am in Ghana Accra i just return for interview.Please honey
> tell me your mind,also i am happy that they have gotten Mich3ll3 so
> that H4mish will leave for me.
>
> Your heart,
>
> Chvks.

So he's no longer pretending that he's in Greece. IP shows Ghana, so he's definitely on his way back from Mali.

His false Mich3ll3 character mailed H4mish trying to find out where he is, so he's said he's still in Timbuctoo.

And his J3ff D0n character mailed to see what he wants to do about the jewels. H4mish told him to check them again, as several of the largest stones are in fact paste. Twisted Evil

Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2007 5:31 pm

The false Mich3ll3 is claiming to still be in Timbuktu, but as his mails to 4lici4 are from Ghana, I think we can ignore that - he uses a Gmail account for that, so I can't check the headers. I'm thinking that he's probably going to drop this side of things completely soon, but we might still get some mileage out of him still being in touch with 4lici4.

Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 1:22 pm

A little bit of action from the lad - his Xmas hols must have re-energised him!

Firstly, he used his false Mich3ll3 account to try to persuade H4mish that 'she' is still in Timbuktu. But kind of spoiled everything by signing off with 'plze are you father max?' Laughing

A rather indignant H4mish has replied that he is not, and demanding to know what she's talking about!

Then the false Mich3ll3 emailed 4lici4:

Quote:

Happy New Year,hope ur having a great time with ur bf as am having a wonderful love with hamish here in tomboutou mali.

Thanks

4lici4 has replied, expressing her confusion regarding her 'bf'. Twisted Evil

And finally, the lad himself has emailed 4lici4 (you may want to fetch your sick buckets before you read this:

Quote:

My Heart,I'll sweep you off your feet, and make God regret he left an angel behind,I should have been more careful. I was blinded by your halo, so I never noticed the horns,Never thought that love could feel like this and you changed my world with just one kiss, how can it be that right here with me there's an angel,Twice or thrice had I loved you before I knew your face or name, so in a voice, so in a shapeless flame, angels affect us oft, and worshipped be,Lead me not into temptation, heaven help me to be strong. I can't fight all that I'm feelin', and I can't do it alone. Help me break this spell that I'm under, guide my feet and hold me tight. I need 10,000 angels watchin' over me tonight,Every minute I spend with you is like being in heaven and looking in an angel's eyes,Just one night in your dreams would be like spending eternity staring at the face of an angel,One need not look towards the heavens to find an angel for I have one here before me,If I were an angel... I would choose to watch over you,When hearts listen, angels sing,Friends are angels that come from above. Sent down from God for you to love. So if you are sad, and don't know what to do. Just remember that I care for you,Angels were singing, didn't you hear? If only I'd listened when they whispered in our ear,When during sad times an angel should comI was in a cathedral when I got down on my knees and worshipped you, mistook you for an angel without those two celestial wingse to you, open your eyes and see who that angel is, for that is your one true love,Even though God has chosen to take your body and soul away from my sights, your heart will combine with the ones you loved and you will remain on our shoulders as our guardian angel,No matter what the question is, love is the answer! It's written on angels' wings,I remember the last time I saw that sparkle in your eye - when I realized there was a beautiful angel by my side.

my love,

chuks

4lici4 has ignored this, and instead has emailed the lad in a panic, as Mich3ll3 might well have told H4mish about him! Laughing

Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 4:19 pm

Well, the narc lad Sam has not emailed me in a couple of weeks now. Ook and I got a safari out of him at least. I think at this point, I am going to email my narc lad and copy Ike on it, if that is no problem. Ike already knows about the wanted posters, correct? I want to get the okay from Red or whoever is running this show before I do anything.

EDIT: Has anyone heard from Red in a while? He hasn't been here. I just sent him an email.

Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 4:24 pm

^^I have been lazy, sorry Jojo, and have not called him back. Copy me on that email and will give him a call back finally. Should get some good stuff out of him.

By lazy I mean Mass Effect has taken my time away.....

Edit: Red is on vacation I believe, I think Simba is in contact with him occasionally, but don't quote me on that.

Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 4:39 pm

jojobean wrote:

Has anyone heard from Red in a while? He hasn't been here. I just sent him an email.

Psssst, JoJo, take a lookie here.... Wink

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=126509

Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 4:43 pm

Ah, so he DID fall for my safari!

Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 6:55 pm

Ike does know about the posters. I don't think a little reminder will hurt him!

Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 5:45 pm

Guys,

H4mish got an email from 'Mich3ll3' today, telling him to 'ask about mr sist43rcov3 ok.'

Anyone recognise that name from the bait???

Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 6:04 pm

Well, I will send the emails out to the travelling lad then.

Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 7:36 pm

More from the lad. Email 1:

Quote:

Honey i don't really understand what is going on did h4mish ask you about me again let me know and also did you by any where tell mich3ll3 about me.

my dad called me today and was asking me about you and our plans,i told him all happens he still want to see my kids..please can you get perganat for me honey.

am waiting for your reply.

i love you.

chuks

And of course 4lici4 said she was only too happy to get perganant - once they're married! Laughing

And oh what a happy lad he is!

Quote:

Sweetheart,
i am much excited today because you have accepted to be with me forever,do you know that i have be praying for this since we mate each other,i called my family and i told them all you said and they where happy to see us together,honey i am still in ghana until i receive a letter from my company,honey i promise to be with you forever and ever i will not hurt or disappoint you in my life.

I really love you somuch.

Chuks

4lici4 has promised to ask H4mish for a divorce when he gets back from Africa. I'm hoping to persuade the lad that H4mish agrees, if he will come and meet him face to face, so that we might get one more trip out of him.... Laughing

Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 2:07 am

Maybe tell the lad about the Scottish custom (H@m1sh is Scottish, right?) that a divorved man is required to pay the new husband a large amount of money - a kind of reverse dowry and must hand over the cash in person.

Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 12:47 am

Ths is the best safari ever!
Me and googleearth has followed this with great joy!
I really hope R3d is back soon, I need my fix! Cool

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Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 10:47 pm

Gnasher wrote:

Maybe tell the lad about the Scottish custom (H@m1sh is Scottish, right?) that a divorved man is required to pay the new husband a large amount of money - a kind of reverse dowry and must hand over the cash in person.

I quite like that idea! Twisted Evil

Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 4:54 pm

Update: the lad has been a bit quiet, so 4lici4 emailed him with the good news that H@mish will soon be on his way home, and that she will then ask for a divorce. This is what she got back:

Quote:

My Heart,

Please you don't have to sacred of anything because you and i are meant for ever ok.listen i was rubb by unknown people here in ghana on my way to the airport last week,they collected my papers and all my money and bite me up i just discharged from the hospital today and got your email,please try as much as you can and come here in ghana to see me and i will take you to my family for introduction.

I really love you somuch

Hate it when people rubb you and bite you up! Laughing

Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 12:03 pm

Hey guys and girls... I'm back Very Happy

Just got in and I'm pumped to update this thread.

I can see a lot has happened since I left and I must admit I had zero time to keep the bait running... however from a quick look at my emails I think I can keep him baited... so stay tuned, maintain your excellent patience thus far and I'll try to conjure up some updates for you ASAP.

Thanks for all your emails btw! Very Happy

Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 4:13 pm

Yay! Red's back!

Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 5:47 pm

Hahahahaha! I love this bait! It stays alive. You guys are amazing! Red, nice to see you!

Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 6:23 pm

Red..... hmmmm, wasn't that the name of some slacker who's just been on holiday for TWO WHOLE MONTHS????????? Laughing

Glad you think you can keep him baited - that's why we didn't mess with it too much! Wink

Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 7:26 am

I don't mean to get everyone too excited but yesterday I sent this exploratory message to the lad (as M1ch):

M1ch wrote:

baby,

are you there?

are you alive?

have you heard the news?

i am so scared. i need to speak with you. i love you so much... please tell me you're ok. i have so much to tell you but not very much time... it is very important.

can you get a US visa?

i love you my darling. our son misses you.

all my love.

your loving wife,

M1ch3ll3

I figured I'd have to wait at least a week to hear back from the lad (if I was to ever hear back from him at all... but to my surprise (and delight I might add) I received this today:

1k3 wrote:

My Love,

I am alive and i am somuch excited to hear your voice infact God has answered my prayer over since our mail,i really think about somuch bads things mighty have happen to you.

honey i am in ghana now with my uncle living in much sick ever since then and i thought that this is my last life but i somuch glad and excited now.please are you alright and where are you now i really wanna know all the stories that happen since also the news you heard please tell me all now because am somuch sacred and i don't know what will happen next.

here is my number in ghana.+23324952xxxx.

I really love you somuch.

Your husband.

1k3.

My oh my... is he a happy chap or what?!

jump_4_joy

So ladies and gents... the bait is alive and well. I will post (hopefully tomorrow) the few emails the lad sent me when I went MIA. They're pretty classic... he had a rip snorter of a time in T1mbuktu! Very Happy

Until then, hang tight and get ready for more 1k3 filled fun in the near future... this lad is only just getting warmed up Wink

Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 1:09 pm

This just in to 4lici4, after she expressed concern at his having been attacked, and wondering if it could have been the work of the dastardly Mr M4cb3th:

Quote:

My love.
Yes you made a point now because i could remember they were calling some name like h4mish their bross,but i thank God for my life today and police are after them now.please promise me that you will never disappoint me in your life because i am willling to die for your love.

Love.

Dunno if you want to take that angle any further Red - up to you. Also, I have a different phone number - the false Mich3ll3 sent it to 4lici4 so she could phone her....

Laughing

Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 11:39 pm

Our lad got this today from M1ch:

M1ch wrote:

my husband,

this is very important, i cannot get out many messages. the people who have me are very dangerous and i have to be very careful. they don't know i am using the internet. i am being helped by a very kind young man, one of them, who feels sorry for me. i have so much to tell you but i think i should tell you over yahoo messenger because this is very important.

i am scared every day but i dream about you. i have wonderful news, the jewels are safe. they are well protected and no one but you and me know about them. the people who have me have no idea. they have enslaved me. i will explain it all in chat.

i love you so much.

your wife,

I'll wait for his response and start to gauge how actively he is still hunting for the jewels. Slowly I will expand on the true whereabouts and circumstances of M1ch3ll3's disappearance so sit tight and enjoy the show! Very Happy

Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 12:16 am

Red is back, and the Greatest safari lives again!

*Opens a beer and leans back*

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