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Jedi_Night
Master Baiter
Joined: 02 Aug 2006
Posts: 110
Location: South Carolina
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Mon Jan 07, 2008 5:42 am |
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Hey, I don't know if any of you remember me or not. It's been a few months since I have been here (actually, I wanted to come here and post a couple of months ago but that attack was going on and the forum was shut down).
Anyways, just wanted to tell you guys (or..uh, anyone who cares) that I joined the US Marine Corps! I enlisted back in August, and I ship out in July for boot camp at Parris Island here in South Carolina for training (after I graduate high school; Im a senior right now).
Anywho, I'll try to be a common poster here on the forums (even though I don't exactly scambait myself due to personal beliefs, if anyone remembers).
Well, you guys pray for me!
-Jedi_Night, AKA Cory (real name) |
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Mon Jan 07, 2008 6:20 am |
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Hi again, I posted on your other thread.
Congrats on joining the Marines. Thank you for your service to our country. My husband is a former marine, and very proud of it.
Good Luck. |
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Jedi_Night
Master Baiter
Joined: 02 Aug 2006
Posts: 110
Location: South Carolina
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Mon Jan 07, 2008 6:27 am |
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That's awesome, Ima! Semper Fi to your husband, and God bless him (I don't know if I am allowed to use the phrase Semper Fi since I am not a Marine yet!)!
What did your husband do in the Marine Corps (what was him MOS?)? Was he a grunt (regular infantry) or was he into something else? |
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justicebdone
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 10 Oct 2005
Posts: 679
Location: Beaming Up
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Mon Jan 07, 2008 7:03 am |
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JN
I remember that excitement that you are bursting with right now. I was your age. Did the same thing with the pre-enlistment program.
Dont get lazy now that you have signed the papers. Keep running, pull-ups . . . I sooooooo hated them, mountain climbers, front leaning rest position, I did situps, I have heard they do crunches now. Get some sleep on the ride in . . . you will need it. That first day is LONG.
The one thing you will always have, after graduation, that will make you different and a lot better is you will be a Parris Island Marine not some Hollywood Marine
Bless you & SEMPER FI son.
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Yastreb
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Joined: 04 Apr 2006
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Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Mon Jan 07, 2008 1:27 pm |
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Jedi, is there any chance I could consult you for details on Marine life, lore, slang and so on to use in my baits? I'd give the Lads totally wrong info, of course... |
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Stepan Fetchit
Elite Baiter
Joined: 09 Nov 2005
Posts: 1977
Location: Anywhere but squaresville, man
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Mon Jan 07, 2008 2:56 pm |
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Parris Island in July!
Sea breezes, Island Girls, and they pay you on top of that!
Good luck, future Jarhead!
Semper Fi! |
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jojobean
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Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
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Mon Jan 07, 2008 3:03 pm |
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Congrats and much appreciation for your service to our country. |
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The Lying Dutchman
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 05 Jul 2006
Posts: 90
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Mon Jan 07, 2008 3:16 pm |
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Congrats, and maybe you can have a go at Saddams millions. I get mails from your colleagues saying they have troubles getting it out of the country.
Stay safe, Semper Fi and all that! |
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Mon Jan 07, 2008 3:17 pm |
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Take care. |
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OxygenDeprived
Baiting Guru
Joined: 05 Mar 2007
Posts: 4138
Location: Crushing Lad's spirits, one at a time...
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Mon Jan 07, 2008 4:51 pm |
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Thanks in advance for your service for me and my family.
Another "island vacation" on my tax dollar...
Good luck Jedi. I'd skip on any idea to bait a drill instructor, just in case you were thinking of doing so.
Just curious, but how did you do on your ASVAB? |
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The Man
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Joined: 11 Apr 2007
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Mon Jan 07, 2008 4:58 pm |
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Jedi:
Thanks for your service. I appreciate it very much. |
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Connie L. Gus
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Joined: 07 Oct 2005
Posts: 7243
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Mon Jan 07, 2008 5:00 pm |
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Thanks for volunteering to serve. I figured that you were 17 and in high school. My son is in training in the military and my daughter is the same age as you and trying to join. She will be taking her third round of department of defense medical review boards today. Ultra athletes excrete small amounts of protein and she's being hung up on that. Academically she is a 4.51 on a 4 point scale and so if she's rejected there is always Stanford as a backup. In our parents group we say SEMPER GUMBY- Always Flexible.
@Ima- Once a Marine, always a Marine.
@JBD- Two weeks ago I heard the ultimate Hollywood Marine give a talk at a military function. The only thing is that R. Lee Ermey does not act. What you see is what you get. I know a Parris Island Marine former DI that used a manual to show me other training bases do it wrong. |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Mon Jan 07, 2008 5:32 pm |
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Jedi_Night
Master Baiter
Joined: 02 Aug 2006
Posts: 110
Location: South Carolina
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Mon Jan 07, 2008 7:40 pm |
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@yastreb- Im not a Marine yet, so I don't know ALL the slang and such, but I know quite a bit. Go ahead and PM me asking what you need to know.
@Justicebdone- Thanks for the encouraging words. I am happy to report that my recruiter has a great PT program that we do twice a week (myself and the other poolees). I can run a mile and a half in 9:26, I can do 93-94 crunches in two minutes. The only thing I am struggling with right now are pull ups. I have to build the upper body strength!
Anyway, thanks to everyone for their encouraging messages! And if there is anyone out there who is a personal trainer or someone that knows alot about exercises, please give me tips on how I can get the pull ups I need!
Oh, and Justicebdone: what is so bad about Hollywood Marines? Everyone makes fun of them (even my recruiter)! |
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JMRazor
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2006
Posts: 7103
Location: Yes
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Mon Jan 07, 2008 8:07 pm |
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The keys to successful pull-ups are (1) low body weight, and (2) strong back muscles. This ratio is important. If you don't think you can get your muscles sufficiently strong in time, concentrate on your weight. Of course, once you get to basic, your weight will not be a problem, so you're going to get better as time goes on.
First try with underhand grip as that is easier to do. Then you can work toward an alternating grip (one underhand, one overhand), before finishing up with both hands in the "proper" position.
I'd work your back muscles hard 2x a week. If you can't do an adequate # of pull ups currently to build muscle, try doing rows (seated and bent over) coupled with pull downs to get you on your way. Go slowly and squeeze each contraction like you're doing that final inch on a pull up. Since you have over six months, if you work hard, you should be able to get up to snuff with no problem. |
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Jedi_Night
Master Baiter
Joined: 02 Aug 2006
Posts: 110
Location: South Carolina
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Mon Jan 07, 2008 8:14 pm |
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Thanks for your tips, JMRazor! I sent you a PM, if that's ok! |
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SlapHappy
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Mon Jan 07, 2008 8:18 pm |
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Jedi,
Thank you for enlisting and volunteering to serve our country. You must be a brave young man, considering what is going on overseas right now. We are all proud of you and I wish you the best of luck. |
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wittyusername
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 03 Jan 2008
Posts: 6
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Mon Jan 07, 2008 9:10 pm |
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Congratulations.
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Connie L. Gus
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Joined: 07 Oct 2005
Posts: 7243
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Tue Jan 08, 2008 1:24 am |
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Jedi_Night wrote: |
I can run a mile and a half in 9:26, I can do 93-94 crunches in two minutes. The only thing I am struggling with right now are pull ups. I have to build the upper body strength!
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Keep running!! When you do crunches, do it with the cadence of one per second. Have someone call off "up, down" every second. Once you break cadence you are done. Do you have a chin up bar in your door? Do them no more than once every other day. The only Hollywood Marine I've ever seen was whacked out. |
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Jedi_Night
Master Baiter
Joined: 02 Aug 2006
Posts: 110
Location: South Carolina
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Tue Jan 08, 2008 1:52 am |
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@Connie: I'll keep doing everything, but the thing for me to focus on right now are the freakin pull ups! It's really funny: according to my recruiter, I'm the fastest runner of all the poolees and I can do more crunches than anyone else...yet I can't do a single pull up! Ah, well, I'll stick with it, and keep praying about it, and I think I'll get them.
Oh, and if anyone is interested, I have an "inspirational" (according to my recruiter) weight loss story to tell everyone (again, if anyone wants to hear it). |
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Excalibur
Master Baiter
Joined: 09 Dec 2007
Posts: 134
Location: Wal-Mart
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Tue Jan 08, 2008 2:57 am |
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Much kudos JN! It's great to know we will have an adequate amount of junior jedis on the field protecting us. Congrats and good luck in boot camp. I actually have a friend shipping out to boot camp soon. Last I heard was that he had like, thirty pounds to lose if he didn't want to go to Marine fat camp. At least you've got that going for you!
Edit: Oh yeah, and I forgot to mention, I'll definitely be praying for you. |
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nomex419v2
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Tue Jan 08, 2008 2:59 am |
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As a vet I say, congrats, Jedi, serve well, serve proud! |
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OldBaglady
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Joined: 11 Jul 2007
Posts: 1979
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Tue Jan 08, 2008 5:30 am |
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Hey Jedi! Let me and my thanks, too. And don't worry about baiting being in conflict with religious beliefs. I know of a devout Christian man who often used colorful language. When asked once, "Do you ever worry about swearing being a sin?" His answer was, "Hell no! I repent too damn fast!"
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HellRyder
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ParaNoid
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Joined: 12 Sep 2006
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Tue Jan 08, 2008 6:20 am |
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Congrats J_K, am from a family of multigenerational Marines. (3 cousins, 1 nephew and my dad) and one of my college Profs also.
My best to you and thank you for your future service! |
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