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NewbBaiter-someday Master
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 11 Dec 2007
Posts: 53
Location: Western United States
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Mon Jan 07, 2008 7:40 pm |
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So my lad sent me some bank forms to fill out, to which I responded with a 9MB .dll file called Completed Forms.jpg. I got this reply:
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Attention
Mr. Matt Cauthon
Sir,
Your account details has been well received by the bank and we would commence transfer in your favour as soon we get a permission from the High Court of Justice Cote d'Ivoire, this is a permission that would permit the bank to transfer a death person's fund to his foreign business partner abroad.
In line with this, you are herein advice to seek for a service of a lawyer who will assist you obtain this affidavit of claim and fund transfer from the High Court of Justice Cote d'ivoire, so that we can wire the transfer without any delay.
Sincerely yours in service
Dr. George Webster
Telex / Remittance Officer
BIAO - Cote d'Ivoire. |
Just goes to show that they just want to see how gullible you are, they aren't interested in dealing with the banks. |
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Otterfan
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Mar 2007
Posts: 2481
Location: UK -- land of otters and non-otters
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Mon Jan 07, 2008 7:44 pm |
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All they want is your money. |
_________________ PARVA QVOQVE PARS ESSENTIAE LVTRAE SVPERARI NON POTEST
"I have to sale something now to be able to drink water." -- Alice Idris on safari in Cotonou
"why did you waste my time like this why." -- US Army Captain William D Swenson
<--TS certified.
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kubis
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Joined: 30 Dec 2007
Posts: 164
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Mon Jan 07, 2008 7:49 pm |
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Yes but make it fun on the Western Union Road to nowhere |
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NewbBaiter-someday Master
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 11 Dec 2007
Posts: 53
Location: Western United States
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Mon Jan 07, 2008 8:03 pm |
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Mod Edit: Requote of previous post deleted. It's ^^^^^
Oh don't worry, I have a few ideas, though I am always open to more.
I might only be able to send money to members of my church (via one of Shiver's great modalities, all money available to me is the church's money).
I might have a large donation of electronics that were given to the church by charity, he could sell those to come up with the fees. I could see this one resulting in a safari and "me" going to jail... |
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Doctor X
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Joined: 15 Apr 2007
Posts: 766
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Mon Jan 07, 2008 9:04 pm |
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^^^^^If I may, do not go to jail.
I think nothing hurts them more--other than arrest, discipline from an Oga, or a long safari--than to think someone else scammed them of money. They think the money was there. They think they had a chance.
But now it is gone.
And now they think someone is spending the money.
Pain without education. To me, that is a baiter's reversal of the "recovery" scam the Lads run. Another baiter . . . *cough* *cough* . . . you . . . can then re-bait them, and they are none-the-wiser.
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_________________ וגם־אני נתתי להם חקים לא טובים ומשפטים לא יחיו בהם
ואטמא אותם במתנותם בהעביר כל־פטר רחם למען אשםם למען אשר ידעו אשר אני יהוה |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Mon Jan 07, 2008 9:07 pm |
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you are herein advice to seek for a service of a lawyer |
Hey, I think he wants you to introduce your church's lawyer! A nice way to "smooth things along." |
_________________ x Reven U., Fats Walla, Donny
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x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
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rumbero
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Jun 2006
Posts: 3677
Location: All the Salsa Night Clubs
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Mon Jan 07, 2008 10:53 pm |
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Looks like your mugu has opened up a new door for you
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In line with this, you are herein advice to seek for a service of a lawyer who will assist you obtain this affidavit of claim and fund transfer from the High Court of Justice Cote d'ivoire, so that we can wire the transfer without any delay. |
Create a new character and let the mugu have another pain to deal with |
_________________ Lagos to Tamale. Rev. Frank Lagos to Abuja
Lagos to Abuja Pr1nc3 F@w@z
Ghana to Benin's Simba Camp Joe C@rlton
Lagos to Ghana Opus Dei Templar
Nukuru to Mombasa 1,500 kms van donation
Co bait with SlowFreddy Sao Tome island to Gabon Lagos to Abuja Co, donation
YOUR WIFE WILL GIVE BIRTH TO A MONKEY, YOU ARE GOING TO SUFFER FROM EPILEPTIC,
LET YOUR MOTHER FUCK YOUR BEST FRIEND. LET YOUR FATHER FUCK A MAD STREET WOMAN, USELESS INTERNET FRAUDSTER. (barrister Dan )
I bet u , soon , u will be laying in a close casket ,
will make u understand that i'm a spiritual man (Makinwa the retarded mugu)
in juses name u will dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
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NewbBaiter-someday Master
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 11 Dec 2007
Posts: 53
Location: Western United States
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Mon Jan 07, 2008 10:58 pm |
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Mod Edit: Full requote of previous post deleted. It's ^^^^ so not needed again
Oh I already have a lawyer, Wes Southgate, with the Lunge & Parry Lawfirm. He will of course be contacting our lad... I really need some sort of trophy on this one, probably a security photo with the help of NewSignStandard.com! I will have him hooked enough for that in a week or two I think, before I go to WU anyway, then it is on to the MTCN Secure box-checking game! |
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Eliza_Doolittle
"Warned for lad hugging"
Joined: 16 Mar 2006
Posts: 1979
Location: Contemplating a plan to steal Shiver's cat
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Tue Jan 08, 2008 12:38 am |
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I sometimes respond with blank emails - - and many times the mugu responds saying that they have received my email and the content was duly noted.
LOL I ONCE had a guy for a couple weeks before he realized I was only hitting respond to his emails and not typing anything. |
_________________ Uch3nna - 222km Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin
M4rtins Uzo - Lagos to Abuja "l have spent money,time,took risk to travel all the way from lagos to abuja to meet you.(8 good hours on board)."
Ed - Port Harcourt to Kaduna
vLad's ebay auction states "Wonderful seller! Thinks "out of the box" to get item to you."
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*this sig icon has been censored* <br><a href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/809104_ML.pdf" > click here</a> for a Bank Account Transfer Form.
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