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Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 1:35 pm

just watching the news this morning,they were talking about cracking down on fake colleges.

anyone remember the south london sham college that we guestbook raped a few years ago on here? been looking in the search function but can't find it. i'd love to see if it's still going, I need to brush up on my fake qualifications

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

You must mean Concepts College Very Happy

:

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=77000 (don't necro this topic)

Yes, it's still alive:

http://www.conceptscollege.co.uk

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 Mar 2006 Posts: 7103 Location: Yes

Now that was a good time. Laughing

Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 2:20 pm

Haven't seen that before. Love the pictures of the "Principal" and co. Hilarious.

This is where the contact address is (in Vauxhall, SW London)

Mod edit - image changed to link to prevent blowout, 600 pixels width maximum for images, please - SP

Doesn't look like much of a campus...

EDITED to sort out link
..and again to reduce size of picture - sorry SP!

Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 2:22 pm

My goodness, the gallery at concepts college is just like one big frickin trophy room.

Shocked

Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 3:15 pm

Just out of curiousity, has Concepts College ever put their message board back on line? Not that I would visit, you understand. . . .

Bruin

Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 4:34 pm

Message board is gone. Crying or Very sad

That is one of my favourite Eater episodes, I could hardly post crap for laughing hysterically, especially SP's (was it SP's?) posts made up of hundreds of hundreds of smilies. It just proves that under our jackbooted and subservient exteriors lurks a huge reserve of crazed anarchy... Twisted Evil

However, I urge you to ask the college authorities lots about their courses here: http://www.conceptscollege.co.uk/2007/contact.php !

Mugatu wrote:

My goodness, the gallery at concepts college is just like one big frickin trophy room.

We had caption competitions Razz

Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 6:13 pm

Here's another one from August 2007:

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=119967

http://www.stewartmed.org

It's still in business.

Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 6:37 pm

thats the puppy! they never did reply to my equiry on the HIV studies course, I remember asking them which brothels are included in the field trip.

also is that hot secretary still working there, she was total fugly

and I wonder if the head honcho still runs his limo business, and all those crappy flats to rent,

Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 6:43 pm

Quick Merry Men, the Sherrif of Nottingham is almost Upon us

I notice Ezee Marcel, is now Dr Ezee Marcel, isn't there a list of accreditted doctorates anywhere? i'd hate to find him not on it!

Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 6:49 pm

there she is the little square eyed minx, oh yeah, i like to teabag her!

Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 7:57 pm

^^^Is she Kate Winslett's ugly twin sister separated at birth? Shocked

Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 8:23 pm

if this were a caption competition, " who left that dildo on my chair!"

Trophy Videos · Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 9:53 pm

"But, I AM smiling!"

Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 1:09 am

I wonder if they have a scholarship program...

Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 9:37 am

"A Registration fee of �250 is required before a student will be issued with an Offer of Place Letter. This document is required to obtain your Embassy interview. (The Registration fee is not refundable). "

This should read "give us �250 and we will give you a letter saying you are accepted on a bogus course and then you can get a UK visa, over stay as much as you like, and we can even give you a bogus qualification"

Master Baiter Joined: 30 May 2007 Posts: 101

Very sad lad is still running it - must of fooled people to keep going after a couple of years. Sad

Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 10:52 am

well it says college, but it should read, buy your way round a student visa here.

hopefully they will get caught in the governments latest sham college catch net. and Ezey will be back to driving his limo for a living.

Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 10:57 am

I saw the report on the local news about this last night. I'd always assumed that they were just a cover for illegal immigration, for a fee.

Some of them must actually run some sort of courses though, there was an Indian chap interviewed last night saying that he studied at one for a while, but then found out his diploma was worthless as the "college" wasn't accredited.

I wonder if there is a way of reporting these colleges to the appropriate authority in the UK? I'd like to see Ezey fall on his fat, preening, narcissistic arse.

Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 11:03 am

"What do you mean we aren't a real college?" we have a web page and everything!

"p.s. If i find the naughty student who gave my moustach a brazilian wax, you will not get your fake diploma!"

Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 12:39 pm

BBC News:
Bogus university scam uncovered
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/education/7175730.stm

Apparently there's a few bogus colleges in the UK.

Master Baiter Joined: 30 May 2007 Posts: 101

Reading the past forum it seems the Concepts College was reported to the relevant government department (obviously to no effect.)

Probably would get more success by tipping off the Beeb reporter.

Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 1:43 pm

beeb guy is Nigel Morris
i'll try and dig out an email when i get a sec.

Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 2:00 pm

EDIT: Content removed for Persec reasons.

Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 2:32 pm

woooo yay Mugatu - if you get Ezey Marcel on the news - much kudos will be bestowed upon thee!