my giraffe please

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Not quite a Newb Joined: 27 Dec 2007 Posts: 51

We thought a monkey would make a wonderful addition to our family, and were amazed to find out how many nice, eager pet sales-people there are on the internet...especially in the Camroon region. I was really impressed with the wide assortment of tropical and exotic family pets available. I decided,"hey, why just a monkey...why not a giraffe?" So, naturally, I poised myself as a 15 year old rich girl to set my trap. I am really blown away at how far some people will go to make a scam. It didn't take long to find a source for a giraffe.

I write in response to ad:
"hi, do u still have monkies for sale? Are they like the one on
pirates of the caribbean? Thank you,"

Out of about a dozen pet scammers, this one was the most personable, so she won the honor of being my first bait. I feel so dirty.
"Hello , we have available 3 baby capuchin monkey , 6 months
old babies with exceptional qualities. They got winning
personalities .They are very strong,best eaters you will ever
had and very sweet babies, loves their Daddy, and the most even
temperaments of a monkeies. They never cries or fusses and
>goes in and out of their box as theysees fit! This beautiful
babieslikes to chew fingers, suck thumb, and play with toys!
theynever cries when it is time for bed and doesn't tear things.
loves to play, give kisses, and snuggle up for a quick nap.
>>what a bona-fide cutie! . I breed for a charity organization in
Cyprus and will give out each of baby capuchin monkey for an
adoption cost of $500 and we accept install mental payments
starting with deposit payment of $250 and balance of $250 to be
paid within two installments of not more than a month time,
>all our baby capuchin monkeys are hand raise tame and extremely
good with kids , strangers and other pets, they are diaper train and diapers are changeable, vet tested and completely disease, Attach are
pictures
>>>>>REGARDS"
I wrote back:
"Cool, i love monkies. Im still trying to like find a baby
giraffe tho, and i think someone found one for me. Will you send me
pictures of your monkies tho? If i cant get a giraffe, i still
might get a monkie. Thanks. "

My new friend responds:
"Hello Ashley� just one female baby capuch�n monkey left. she is call Bella and 6 months old, attach to this mail are her
pictures. http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii247/flowerdew1/baby__giraffes1.jpg
>>>> regards"
Aww, they were cute pictures. Oddly though, they were the exact same pictures that other "Dealers" sent me of their monkeys...one was Dolly, One Kelly, another Bella, et al. No shit, the exact same pictures. Well, I had to write back:

"OMG!!!! thats so cute!!!! do you like have 2 change its diper
>>>alot?"

She writes:

"Hi, its Diaper are cahngeable and each baby come along with
his/her diaper and play toys, have you gotten the girrafe
yet, cos i have a freind who selling them,
>>> regards"

DID YOU GET THAT? SHE HAS A FRIEND SELLING GIRAFFES! What are the chances!

" You have a friend who sells giraffes? That is sooo cool! I have
one other person who is trying to find one for me. We have plenty of
room for one...I got tired of having horses so my dad sold them
and told me that with all the money I could buy whatever animals i
wanted. I really really really want a giraffe.OMG! if ytou could
send me pictures of your friends giraffes I would love it! are
they hand fed? do they wear diapers when you bring them inside? how
much
would it cost for a giraffe and a monkie? maybe i could get a
tiny saddle and the monkie could ride on the giraffe...would that save monie on shipping?"

"Hello, i have attach pictures of the two girrafes they have,
they said you should make an offer and if the offer is good then
they will sell to you, on the left is female while on the
right is a male, if you make a good offer i will convince them
for you and you can have one of them or the two if you
want.They are all hand fed , but do not put on diapers on
regular basis, but at times they do, so if you want any of
them it will depend on you if you want to diaper trained
properly and put diaper on a regular basis, they are use to
humans and kids as they have all been home raise. So get back
and let me know okay.
>> regards"http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii247/flowerdew1/baby__giraffes1.jpg

"Wow, they are soooo cute!!! I want
them both! Do they have names
yet? Can I change their names? How tall are they? Do they stink?
OMG!!! I'm sooo excited! I've already turned their picture into a
wall sized poster and wallpapered my bedroom with it!!! those
girrafes r mine!!! By the way, I'm glad Bella is a girl because
that way she can't do what the monkey in the picture attached here http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii247/flowerdew1/monkey-with-his-penis-in-his-mouth.jpg
is doing. boys r soooo gross sometimes! Girl monkeys arnt that
grose r they?"

She writes back:

"Hi,yes the girrafes are so sute and i knew you will like them,
i have talk with my friends and let them understand the
girrafes will be going to a caring and loving home, i am now
your refference, aint i? hahahaha , guese you will have to pay
me for that , just kiddin.They dont stink and yes bella isnt
groose and can not be as naughty as the one in the picture you
sent me.So they will like to know how much you will pay for the
two of them and if your offer is good then you are wellcome
to have both of them , ones yopu make an offer and it is
accepted by them, then i will arrange the shipping for the
giraffes and bella and they will be on their way, the male
giraffe is call Dakari and the female is Libby and you can
change their names if you want ."

"Hello, here is another baby girrafe coming in for you, this is a 6 feet tall baby giraffe and is a male without any name yet, so you have a lot right now, dont you? seee pictures attach of the baby and his mother."

"Oh thank you Karla!!!! I can't believe I'm actually getting a
giraffe! You don't know what this means 2 me!! I can't wait to show
the pics 2 my daddy! When he gets home hes gonna be blown away!
Maybe I should try to find a gorilla too. or to really surprise
him, maybe i should try to find a unicorn. hahaha hes sposede to
call me tonight and let me know when he'll b home from busness
trip."

"You are wellcome, okay you have to talk with your dad and let me know so that i give these people feedbacks okay, also which ones will you be taking or are you going to take all three of them? i need to know in order to know what to tell them.
regards"

a couple days later...

"Hi, have not heard from you for a while now, have you talk with your dad already, get back and let me know okay. waiting,
regards"

"Oh, im sorry karla i did talk to my dad, and hes not going to be
home for aq few more days. he works out of the country alot. i
think hes a spy or sumthin. (a ctually, he trains as a sharpshooter
every day, so i thinh hes actually an mercenary or something like
that) he doesnt talk about his work, and mom tells me to be quiet
whenever i ask him anything about it. its bullshit. if my dad like
gets paid to whack badguys, then swhouldnt i know about it? what do
you think? i dunno, i know my dad loves me though, he makes the
friggin big bucks and lets me have as much as i want, and when hes
on a trip somewhere (doing you know what) he always calls me to
make sure im okay. i seriously dont think he knows that any other
girls exist i n the entire world besides my mom and me. I just
worry about what he does. hes a badass. i cant wait to see his
reaction when he sees the giraffes we are getting. btw...honestly,
i don't even know how much to offer. i havnt seen how much girafs
cost. where can i get dipers for them?"

Well, i guess i might need some help naming my new giraffes...can you guys help out?

Not quite a Newb Joined: 27 Dec 2007 Posts: 51

The plot thickens:

I just talked with my dad again...he's excited to see the giraffes.
He said that maybe he and I can like fly to where you are and see
the giraffes in person. can we do that? Thankyou XXX! Please
write me back soon, im soooo excited!"

sorry 2 bother you again, but do you have any more pictures of my
giraffes? hey! i wanna see what you look like 2, can you send a
picture of you standing next to my giraffes? Thank you again!
XXX"

haven't heard anything since she found out my dad is a merc. sincerely hope I didn't scare her. Guess we'll see.

Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2008 9:03 pm

I would ask for a video of the two giraffes playing together with a monkey on their backs. Laughing

Not quite a Newb Joined: 27 Dec 2007 Posts: 51

Nope, not scared away yet:

"Hello xxx, i dont have more pictures, those are the pictures the owners send me , i will inquire to see if they have more pictures, but what do you need them for, very soon you will have them home and you can snap thousands of pictures and paste all over your room because i know that is what you want to do with them, ain''t i right? as for my pictures i will send you okay.
regards"

...so I wrote back:
"Hi again xxx, im sooo sorry 4 bothering u again, but im bored. do
you know if Bella and the giraffes will get along with my pitbulls?
I attached pictures of Riley and Ruger. Thay r really good dogs.
they play really rough.
xxx

"Hello xxx, they will do very well with Bella, since they have all been home raise alongside with other animals which they all do very well together with your pitbulls , Bella in particular has been raise along with maltese puppies and kittens which they all do very well together , so will have no problem playing along with Bella"

I wrote:
"can u call me later? I don't kno if i gave you my phone number, but
here it is in case i didn't: 2xxxxxxxxx
thanks,
xxx"

she wrote back:
"no you did not give me your number, but i got it now, will call you later okay.
regards"

Still no call, and no picture.

Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 8:14 am

I want a lion! And a rhino! Actually I want to have anything that will take the mugus apart when they pose to take a pic with it...

Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 4:22 pm

Could you post the pics they sent you? Please? Very Happy

Not quite a Newb Joined: 27 Dec 2007 Posts: 51

still no pics (except the ones she sent in the beginning to hook me on the monkey and giraffes. how can I upload the pics here?)

"Hi xxx,
guess what. my dad wants to like fly me and my friend xxx over to
mee t you and meet the animals first before we make arrangements to
ship them. I dunno why, i guess he wants to make sure I like them
before he buys them. He said "you wanted horses, and we got horses,
then you got tired of them and im out over a million bucks. Im not
doing that with again." so he said that xxx and i could fly over
and meet them first. xxx's dad works with m y dad and they are
both still on a job somewhere, dad says that they still wont be
home for a couple of days. sumthin about trying to track a guy down
to deliver a "package" to him. apparently the guy doesnt want the
package and is trying to get away. I dont blame him, but he wont
get away. my dad is a total badass. neways, my dad wants to see a
picture of you, so he knows who hes dealing with, also so xxx and
i will recognize you when we get there. can you meet us at the
airport? thanks,
xxx"

Not quite a Newb Joined: 27 Dec 2007 Posts: 51

She wrote back:
"Hello xxx , i have attach pictures of myself and my husband holding bella okay hope this will please your dad, well xxx Cyprus is far from you and will not be a good idea for you to come , the reason is i send out the monkies from our charity organisation and we are licensed to send out these babies mostly to fellow charity organisation and not to individuals, your coming here might caused problems if they get to find out i am sending the babies to an individual, so it will be better i send them over to you okay, look if your dads problem is seeing them, then i can arrange with my friends and your dad will only pay a deposit payment for the animals and i will send them over to you and ones you get them and they are okay with you people before you make balance payments okay, if they are not, then you will send it back to me and i will send back your deposit okay , you know its good we do this very well , so that you can have your friends without any problems rather complicating issues.
regards"

Not quite a Newb Joined: 27 Dec 2007 Posts: 51

I countered:
"ohhhhhh...those pictures are soooo cute! OMG!!!!!!
well, ill ask my dad when he calls later, but im sure he still
wants to fly us over. is that ok? i mean, there's like no problem
cuz my dad has his own plane and its big enough for us to fly the
animals back ourselves. We wont get you caught, xxx and i can
like blend in really good. Like nobody will even kno that we r from
outta town."

Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 2:21 am

Hey dew....good stuff for a n00bie! I'm a little jealous, that's all! You may have promise as a baiter. Sounds like you may be HOOKED already..... he's gonna, �send back your deposit�... ok!
Were does the IP say they are from? Keep us updated!

Just remember ....Google tells no lies!

Not quite a Newb Joined: 27 Dec 2007 Posts: 51

Thank you, Zapit. Yep, I'm hooked. As for their IP I'm not sure...I accidentally cleaned up my storage space on my e-mail so now I have to wait for her to write back to check it. Will Yahoo show their location? Anyway, I wrote her again:

"Hi xxx, nevermind about the geraff pictures i found them again. I was turning there pictures into wall sized posters and pasting them up in every room of our 22 bedroom house. (i even pasted some up in our servants quarters.teehee) girafes everywhere. I think my mom is having an affair with our servant, Jose'.
xxx"

Not quite a Newb Joined: 27 Dec 2007 Posts: 51

I had to write again:
"My dad wants to know how we r to pay you. Thanks,
xxx
ps: when we r done getting the animals, will u come and live with us? we have a huge servants quarters. you could work 4 us. We have tons of cool stuff.
xxx"

BTW, she said she's in Cyprus. dunno if its true

Not quite a Newb Joined: 27 Dec 2007 Posts: 51

>

Quote:

Hi xxx,
AS concerning payment i do receive payment through
>westernunion or money gram
>
>since it is fast and reliable.when i ship her over to you i will
>came and stay with you people
>
>because i have much to here but hope you will be keep me undated
>about your baby and incase of any problem i will help ok
>
>I will like you to get back to me with your shipping detail
>bellow.
>
>First And Secone Names............................
>
>Full Contact Address.................................
>
>Home And CELL phone Number .........................
>
>Nearest Airport to your Loaclity...............................
>
>This are the information that i will need from you before shipping
>can proceed.Also i will like you to get back
>
>when you want this baby ship over to you. because i really wanted
>us to ship the bay today since it my free day
>
>and i will have all the time to take care of her shipping.
>
>When do you want this baby ship over to you?
>
>waiting.....

Not quite a Newb Joined: 27 Dec 2007 Posts: 51

My dad wants to know if 50,000.00 would b enuf 4 a geraffe. I
gotta get ready 4 school. Jose' just walked out of my parents bedroom
wearing my dads robe. What time can u b at western onion?
>ashley

Not quite a Newb Joined: 27 Dec 2007 Posts: 51

Quote:

As soon as i have you shipping detail i will give you my address to wire me the money and that will be through westernunion. Can i have your dad cell phone number , i want to talk to him.
waiting...........

Not quite a Newb Joined: 27 Dec 2007 Posts: 51

so I said, "OMG, xxx i dont know what to do- my dad came home unexpectedly last night and caught Jose in the hot tub with my mom. I heard them fighting so i went down 2 see what was going on, but by the time i got 2 where they were, my dad and jose were gone. my mom was still in the hottub,sipping a glass of wine and smoking a joint. I askede where jose and dad went and mom said they went 2 talk. Just then I heard a chainsaw start up. Jose was not here this morning, my mom wasent here ether. My dad was acting wierd too. He told me that he had to leave again immediately, but wood b back soon (whatever "soon" means). Neways, when he left he wrote me a check for 65,000.00, kissed me on the 4head and told me 2 go ahead get a geraf. Then he packed two huge duffel bags into his escalade and left. I just dont know what 2 do, karla, on the one hand, should I call the cops and report my mom and jose as missing persons, or should i just go down to western onion and get those giraffes coming? im so freakin confused.
Thanks,
xxx"

Not quite a Newb Joined: 27 Dec 2007 Posts: 51

Chain yanker,
I posted links to the pictures she sent up in the first post on this thread. Enjoy. Looking forward to seeing your unicorn.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 27 Dec 2007 Posts: 51

...no response so...
"hi xxx,
my dad came home last night and picked me up. I'm flying with him 2
greece. right now if you want 2 call and talk to him, call my phone
number. He doesnt give out his own cell number. Please call or
email me. I waited 2 hear back from you yesterday, we could have
gotten the animals coming yesterday.

our shipping info:
Harry Balczak
2xxxxxxxxx
we will pick up animals at the Boise airport where you will be
sending them.

We r waiting 2 hear back from u.

love, xxx"

Not quite a Newb Joined: 27 Dec 2007 Posts: 51

Quote:

Hello Ashley, what has been going on, why have you not gotten back to me, i sent you an email with my pictures, did you get it, waiting for your response.
regards

Not quite a Newb Joined: 27 Dec 2007 Posts: 51

"Hi xxxx,
lots of stuff going on. Ya, i got the pictures a couple days ago.
You r very pretty. Wasnt that you that asked for my dads cell
number yesterday? If it wasnt u, then who could it b?"

Not quite a Newb Joined: 27 Dec 2007 Posts: 51

"xxxx,
i am in seattle right now, our next flight is in an hour and a
half. this will b the second time ive been to grease. Do u think my
dad killed jose? mom showed back up, but jose has not been heard
from or seen. i think he's dead. How r my antimals? I went to pet
stop but they dont carry giraffe diapers."

Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 11:17 pm

I think your dad killed Jose if that is any help...I am part-detective you know...

And perhaps the Giraffe has been trained to use the John already? So you will not have to spend money on diapers!

Not quite a Newb Joined: 27 Dec 2007 Posts: 51

I still want giraffe diapers.

Elite Baiter Joined: 02 Jul 2006 Posts: 1702

Zoo rhino's are not all that dangerous(they wont kill you immediately they will wait to see if your going to feed them first) - and thats probably where the lad would go to get a picture of him if you asked for a pic with a rhino.

It would however be expensive - first they would need to pay the nearest zoo to let them do so.

shiver did an animal prank a while ago, where he insisted on livestock and deadstock certificates - you could insist on seeing those, vet reports, inspection reports, feed reports, health advisory reports - that should keep the lad stranded in creating stuff for months.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 27 Dec 2007 Posts: 51

That, my friend, is a beautiful idea! I'll try coaxing her back and do that.