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Eliza_Doolittle
"Warned for lad hugging"
Joined: 16 Mar 2006
Posts: 1979
Location: Contemplating a plan to steal Shiver's cat
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Sun Jan 06, 2008 4:28 pm |
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Thanks Otterfan for posting this guy's details....LOL........
419weasel, Hellrider, Professor so and so, and I are enjoying him.
Professor So and So plays the role of "J1m B0b R0binson"
I am "Mrs. R0binson"
Weasel is "Eth3l" our hermaphrodite daughter
Hellrider is the priest.
So this Mr. Peter Water sounds like Miss Piggy. It's hilarious - we don't know if it's male or female - - hence we made "Eth3l" a hermaphrodite. LOL
Get ready to hear some sick backward hillbilly audio, as weas will be uploading it soon. It will be really long, but it's hilarious.
He's emailed me today:
Subject line: Dear Mummy (Piggy)
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Dear Mummy,
I was very happy to hear from you and with your due plan for me and your daughter. and i promis you that i will be a good husband, mummy as i told you that i have not and i am only a poor ophane who have no mother and no father and no one at all but now i know that god can do all things.
mummy my consignment is in the Ghana Custom office and they said they must hear from you before they will make shipment to you and mummy with this consignment i can setup a good company in Aerica and from There i will take Good care of my wife to be which is your daughter. please contact the custom and tell them to release the consignment to you.
The custom contact is,
(snip)
Please mummy update me once you contact the custom. again mummy you know i don't have good health and i have no money to eat, i will like to snap pictures and send to my wife to be but i have no money to do so mummy. i don't know what to do now.
P3ter w4ter
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_________________ Uch3nna - 222km Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin
M4rtins Uzo - Lagos to Abuja "l have spent money,time,took risk to travel all the way from lagos to abuja to meet you.(8 good hours on board)."
Ed - Port Harcourt to Kaduna
vLad's ebay auction states "Wonderful seller! Thinks "out of the box" to get item to you."
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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/MrsRobinson419"> Click to see the videos Ed sent me.</a><br>
<A href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/index.html"> Eliza's lad quotes, photos, and audio files</a>
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*this sig icon has been censored* <br><a href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/809104_ML.pdf" > click here</a> for a Bank Account Transfer Form.
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Mugatu
** Retired **
Joined: 13 May 2007
Posts: 3773
Location: The star of India
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Sun Jan 06, 2008 4:36 pm |
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again mummy you know i don't have good health and i have no money to eat.... |
No wonder he doesn't have good health if he keeps thinking he can eat money.
Small change goes right through you. |
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Bulldozer
419Eater is my life
Joined: 20 Mar 2006
Posts: 340
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Sun Jan 06, 2008 5:11 pm |
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I've just started on this guy aswell lol any tips?
I just told him it might take ages for me to send money to him in the post, and im not sure of any other way to do it, and suggested he scavenges for food in bins outside restaurants, and if he gets really desperate, to rob someone and steal their money lol
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Eliza_Doolittle
"Warned for lad hugging"
Joined: 16 Mar 2006
Posts: 1979
Location: Contemplating a plan to steal Shiver's cat
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Sun Jan 06, 2008 6:22 pm |
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we told him that semen is very healthy and encouraged him to jack off and suck it out of his hand.....
Just wait until you hear the sick NSFW audio from last night - we were all taking turns with this mugu. |
_________________ Uch3nna - 222km Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin
M4rtins Uzo - Lagos to Abuja "l have spent money,time,took risk to travel all the way from lagos to abuja to meet you.(8 good hours on board)."
Ed - Port Harcourt to Kaduna
vLad's ebay auction states "Wonderful seller! Thinks "out of the box" to get item to you."
<br>
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/MrsRobinson419"> Click to see the videos Ed sent me.</a><br>
<A href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/index.html"> Eliza's lad quotes, photos, and audio files</a>
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*this sig icon has been censored* <br><a href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/809104_ML.pdf" > click here</a> for a Bank Account Transfer Form.
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viereinsneun
419Eater is my life
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 365
Location: Planet Earth
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Sun Jan 06, 2008 7:54 pm |
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Eliza_Doolittle wrote: |
we told him that semen is very healthy and encouraged him to jack off and suck it out of his hand..... |
Who said he should consume his own?
He might even make a few extra dollars for his services! |
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Dolores
419Eater is my life
Joined: 26 Jan 2007
Posts: 356
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Sun Jan 06, 2008 10:55 pm |
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i have no money to eat |
I had a lad once who used "eating money" as a euphemism for scamming, so I can't figure out whether this is a Freudian slip or simply a poor choice of words... |
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rumbero
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Jun 2006
Posts: 3677
Location: All the Salsa Night Clubs
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Sun Jan 06, 2008 11:01 pm |
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Funny. ask the lad is there is a sperm bank where he could go make some deposits |
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I bet u , soon , u will be laying in a close casket ,
will make u understand that i'm a spiritual man (Makinwa the retarded mugu)
in juses name u will dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
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Betelgeuse
419Eater is my life
Joined: 29 Sep 2004
Posts: 466
Location: Between the North and South Poles
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Mon Jan 07, 2008 3:20 am |
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sick sick sick puppies
That said, you really should tell your lad to find a sperm bank that he can make a few withdrawls. Should keep him alive for days
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dr stephen williams
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 16749
Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Mon Jan 07, 2008 4:25 am |
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we told him that semen is very healthy and encouraged him to jack off and suck it out of his hand..... |
You should tell him he needs more than he can supply, and tell him a whole foot ball team should set him straight.... |
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